1 - 800 - Constipation HD ★DSSC★ ( David Spates )

[OfficialQazQaz]

Let me...help you...doo doo

[izzyniza]

nononononono! LOL

[300mskitty]

U really need help

[lolroflhaha]

Call 1-800-CONSTIPATION and let me, help you, doo doo. LOL! GENIUS!!!!

[GamezProductions1]

★★★★★

[blabbitymouf]

lol at 0:52

[serie56DR]

I've been calling Dave where the heck were you man!!!!!!!!!!!

[serie56DR]

Genius!!!

[peaceinourtime1]

...great...you should be on Letterman or Leno...

[OhYesWeDid09]

LMAO!!!!!!

[susanmyra]

oh my goodness i haven't laughed like this in a long time, thank you david!

[winterwolfmc]

hit refresh and still had to sit thru the damn advertisement.

[stigmabuster22]

@winterwolfmc THOSE ADS ARE HOW DAVE GETS PAID! YOU TRYING TO STARVE HIS FAMILY!

[winterwolfmc]

@stigmabuster22 nah, just wish i wouldn't have to sit thru: "Before you u watch a man cry over double rainbows..." all day.

[stigmabuster22]

@winterwolfmc eh that i can understand!

[USER1046]

SNL SHORT! OH this deserves to be on SNL!

[lyfeluvdrama]

LMAO.....IGNANT!!!

[TheNDarbz1]

Hahaha this is brilliant

[johncp1989]

LMAO @ you guyz usin a twix bar 0:51

[iloveamylotslol]

eww wat was that a mars bar lol

[zZToastie]

@iloveamylotslol no it was a snickers lol

[jboy33332]

you remind me of some version of dave chappelle

[chrisn1234567890]

lol snikers bar

[shadowmane55]

lol.......... he shit a chocolate bar through his pants.......lol

[olzt100]

Damp, Dave! This is some sick ship!!

[BronzeOrwin]

Tootsie Rolls!!! :D

[MCJay2daSun]

u need ur own sketch show, this is hilarious!! HAHAHA

[Miso300]

u will be famous and rich actor I think... this is really good!

[jumpbcb]

12 retards clicked on the wrong button

[clevelandsmith65]

Look like you melted a snickers bar

[sexyhotro]

sooner or later he'll be kicking the brix out of you lol lol lol

[monkeyboy1396]

let me help you do do

[PopcornRingo]

When you can make someone poop a chocolate bar right through their pants without leaving a stain, you're a professional.

[kusindan]

@PopcornRingo Thumbs this guy up!

[BelizeansRpretty]

hahahaha...funny.



[HavikLaosBoi69]

Wait no no no no *kick* I didn't have 2 use the bathroom

[Titan69ner]

Who is that sexy dude who was on the toilet ?

[MrYgSmurf]

damn i wish theres a job like that cause ill for sure slap that ship out of ppl

[mahlonorr]

david spates is the funniest dude ever

[TheVince4114]

who the hell dislikes this video?

[jerrpwns]

lol nice

[tsotsc]

lol awsome

[tazh2007]

the face you have when shit is kicked out of you priceless

[84000200]

Twix???? Lol

[JonathanAspiras]

hahhahahahaa(belch and fart noises)

[beaman220]

He's the brown Billy Mays.

[Ddevil193]

Looool

[AliLove95]

Damn that one massive hit! lmfao! 0:43

[PAPIGATO787]

u r too much,,,

[dkesslertv]

its not a fake turd lol

[prslyprincess]

lol...fake turd outside his jeans...brilliant

[DomoAfreshman]

i smell lunch

[CodenameBFG]

@DomoAfreshman after the fact.

[TheMissRosario]

yall waste so many cany bars lmao!

[alexageee]

LMFAOOO!

Let me, help you, doo doo!

[Praestig]

Freakin a, that was great. Good to see you got rid of the extra "it" in the beginning of your vids. great work on this one man. love your humor

[nikobelic25000]

LOL XD

[sbrogden8081]

LMAO!!

[MichaelinDenmark]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Animeguy993]

That's some funny s*** right there!! Oh no I didn't!! Cuz the vids about poopin..get it? K fine I'll shut up now -_- Great vid!!

[MrBiGSHA]

Did he shart through his jeans... Dave you a genius man!!!

[deadfantasey123]

a fukin candy bar lmao

[davidstowingservice]

funny az hell

[edward9210]

Haliriius

[DTDSmith]

dang david put the pimp hand down on his wife lol j/p

[gamerdude122]

haha

was that a tootsie roll when you kicked john?

[andrewm153351]

There has not been ONE video from this guy that i haven't laughed at. Someone needs to hurry up and make his movies already.

[PetalFade]

This make my day!

[GS300pusha]

0:49 - 0:56 - I damp near spit up the coffee I'm sippin on LOL

[elmoguy1]

that poo acting like he a ninja. sneaking through pants.he think he a ninja.

[YAGURL19]

OMI LOL!!

[Adairsaurus]

Whoa, his shit was a Mars bar. Hahaha.

[Mallus01]

i take 2! xD hilarious video, does it work in Denmark also?

[JimmyChiffels]

NONONONONONO LOL

[MysticWollf]

lmao

[capitalmindz]

0:52 Crapped *through* his pants. Crazy!

[ultimapie]

Wonder how the poop ended OUT of his pants... XD

[ScorchedTape]

man, that poo what fucking ninja

[damncritics]

the kick was that strong :D

[SvenBex]

awsome stuff keep them coming

[7up318]

lmao this made me subbb!

[tablerin169]

5/5 faved

[yaburu]

I take it 1-800-CONSTIPATION is run by the same people that run 1-800-WHITEGIRL?

[boysboysboy2435]

"...and let me, help you, doo doo!"

LOL

[blades40]

DAMNNNNN HILARIOUS

[26musiclover]

lmao

[tripthe1]

FIVE stars David.

[ZAHTAE33]

eww but still funny

[tomazaga]

LOL

[Azzaiel]

oh god i laughed til i cried

[harr77]

Wow right though his pants.....

[mnmminies]

amazing

[hassanbew]

great video 5*

[missposhtotty1]

great video!

[TheHorrifichorror]

lol

[liljack8421]

i love ur vids man u r funny as hell

[pcgamerguy1234]

lol

[Anthony5141994]

what is on 0:53

[lokohehehe]

a snicker

[owydiu]

omfg this is so so funny hahaaaha

[drby3]

...... after the slap didn't the subjects shit all over the foor ???? ..... i guess you have a sister buiness 1-800-WE CLEAN UP YOUR MIS-PLACED SIT??? ...LOL ....ciao:~)

[twxt3dazn702]

LMFAO !

[chuckbjj2000]

one of my favorites. hahaha

[NoobHunter45]

in my opinion this is funniest vid dave has made

[aakmava]

LOL

[curefantastic]

gross... but still funny

[falloutboyfan9812]

haha...that's a classic!

[zooropa1967]

haha

[FitzyFitzMusic]

"let me,help you...doo doo" lmfao classic

[MyShatDontStink]

lmfao 0:52

[MyShatDontStink]

where is my fucking comment?

[numbersOandOlove]

hahahaaha let me help you dodo clever!

[kevinloinel]

lol... dude! you're frikkin hillarious man!!!

[LadyCosmos013]

EW! What the hell is that, a melted Mars bar!?

[Undermostnewjoe]

lol he didnt need to use the bathroom

[theowner265]

haha great video

[oXcreativeclutzxD]

haha a snickers

[psychoclown420]

0:52, was that a candy bar?

[POSHLOVER12]

lol genius 5 stars

[JBlover1996njk]

lmfao

[williss11]

LMAO

[VicRattlehead6655]

haha that looked like a Snickers or something

[cdog2508]

I love ur videos

[hl2isbestv2]

DUDE I LOVE YOU i laughed so hard when that snickers or whatever came out and when it said let me help you doo doo LOL

[ZorbinEUR]

lmfao

man its soo sad that u lost all ur subs n u hav to get them bak

[minimalslayer]

lol! ill kick the sh!t out of you!

[marvJarv]

genious!

[controllerhero18]

haha.

[SonOfTheUnderground]

Lmfao

[MrCj822]

i love you (no homo haha)

[Rooney10Nani17]

HAHAHA

[LotusHearts]

OMG! This is so damn funny!!

[GMANonLiVe]

that chick got wrecked lol

[LifeissoAkward]

HE USES VEGAS PRO

[kbrothersinc]

SUPER FUNNY 5/5

[TheIzzomania]

ughhh!! That was some nasty "shit"

[AlTyler138]

awsome but get rid of the intro its starting to get annoying

[farhmoha]

WOOF WOOF WOOF MEOW MEOW...AAA 0:53

[FakYbiGspiN]

haha brilliant !

[mamdu90]

lmao!

[lukefishproductions]

lol at the chocolate bit that was nasty XD

[ncalaiaro]

this is some hilarious shit ... pun intended

[greatmaster112]

haha :)

[gusto68]

Awesome brick layin skills *lol* 5/5

[swaggasosick1]

lmao wow..

[imconfusedeasily]

nice dave helping out the community

[Sneakyakadaniel]

ur so funny XD

[PhilyBdizzle]

lol at the chocolate bar

[PastieKing]

His youtube got hacked and i think hes just reuploading em all to a new channel.

[Moeh14]

You should be a partner.

[IamXglitchers]

how do you find the time make so many great vids

[mlkeysfullofshit]

hahaha

[CounterTman]

yes! i love it :))

[Alphacat]

you are gettin em in! lol