25 Random Facts About Jonny Paula

[viccie211]

well, @Jon, your practicly Dutch, you've lived in the Netherlands, when you don't know what to say you just complain. Just like we do.

[Guerrillablackdog]

Interesting. :)

[fault3k]

Bacon is something we can all agree on.

[delb121]

i thought 5 guys was ur favourite burger place

[POCTOperson36]

Hi Jon! I am a boy scout and I did day camp I passed my swimmers test first day

[spike67]

Hey Jon, what is your favorite Classic Rock band? Mine is the band Queen, not because of the popular songs, they have Bohemian Rhapsody. My all time favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody.

[JPizzle1122]

@spike67 - Your statement is quite contradictory... you don't like Queen because of their popular songs -- but instead, you like them for *most* popular song... ?

[spike67]

@JPizzle1122 No I ment I don't like Queen JUST because there popular songs.

They're popular songs are good, but those songs aren't the reason that I like them. I wrote that really sloppy, so I'm the one to blame...

[JPizzle1122]

@spike67 - Gotcha.

I'm very partial to "'39", myself... love that tune.

[RavenHinamori]

a year's supply of milk duds is a really weird prize.

[TheTechnoSauce]

@RavenHinamori I could never last on mostly Milk Duds. There's just something about them I don't like...

[DarkSlasherZ666]

You have been in the Netherlands, how cool =3

[KISSBeatle]

Pink Floyd?

[pokelover66544]

when did you get your puggle harley

[iruleu2011]

you couldnt swim good until 15-16? i was swimming under water and above when i was 3!

[Badgah619]

lol, my passport is made out of duct-tape aswell!

[andrewpuppi]

Heh, I failed the swim test first year too.

[turtlesfan44]

but enough about that. for facts about me: i was about two playing in the neighbor's yard with my two sisters, brother and the neighbor's kid. our neighbor was driving around the yard and he backed over on me! put me in the hospital for about three days and in a coma for 1day.

[turtlesfan44]

this didn't happen to me but it happened to some kid i i know i was about 10 and this fat kid was swinging on the swing set and all of a sudden the swing that he was swinging on broke.

[sparklesgeek]

you should learn to play the ocarina, it's really fun

[FootballTutorialDuo]

LED ZEPPELIN!!!! IMMAGRINT SONG

[BaconObsesser12]

my favorite food is BACON !!! too and i try to eat it in every meal too.

[Brain245able]

Well I take swimming class.. I cant even move when I enter the pool. Well. Couldnt. Now I can

[m75videos]

12-6 = cloud?

[DollyDee199]

Omg!! my birthday is FEB5 alsoo !! NO LIE :]

[kjo573]

Fact all the videos on my channel are improvised fact i need insperation please help i have no budget on my videos or life i am under weght my friends weght is more than mine wich is weird because i look kind of fat fact i like the office amarican verson i want to work or own my own company i like computers i have a ibm thinkpad the screeen is broken so i use a big moniter it sucks it has windows 2000 witch sucks and now it wont display image for some reason

[mynameisbob771]

i asked all the girls at my school what they look for in a guy. Everything they said matched how they described me!

[pokemonfanwithdolls]

You have the same birthday as my brother!

[forgivenmanso]

i passed my first swimmers test. my luck.

[sarahedwards2]

This would be fun to do! I should do one and put it on my channel!

[Zandrew192]

Heh, I failed my first swimmers test too.

[lisa0baby]

i got a duck tape wallet thingy :) i love it

[TheCatchFilms]

Woot! Classic rock!

[korty13]

eagle scout!

[malachaiblowers]

WARNING DONT READ JUST SOME DOUCH BAG TALKING ABOUT HOW MUTCH HIS LIFE SUX: ive never won ennything in my life and bad luck seems to get worse as the years go by i could spend a while typeing everything thats gone on in my life but i will save you the head ache you pretty mutch got all my good luck in advance to my birth idk thats how it seems with everyone im around . DUMB ASS I SAID WARNING.

[AdamGetn]

@malachaiblowers Learn how to type.

[667766667]

Fact: Nearly all the videos on my YouTube Channel are improvised.

[hiddenkid99]

those r wierd facts

[thematteodihockey]

you dont like hockey?

[GioVelaX10]

@thematteodihockey In the U.S., Hockey and soccer are the least favorited sports,u like hockey and i like soccer

[TSLofzack]

my bday is feb. 8

[Sithguy77]

I LMAO @ #22

[WafflesInTheRain]

Jon, you've got to be the biggest nerd I know of on Youtube, and I couldn't respect you any more than I already do. I love the Microwave Show, love your Adventure Vlog, love The World According to Jon, and most of all I love that cynical and nerdy humor that you inject into just about every video that you're in... You've earned the privilege of being so successful here on Youtube. Keep it the fuck up, you awesomely hairy nerd :)

[JPizzle1122]

@WafflesInTheRain - I'm glad you get my humor! It's a very sarcastic, and arrogant style... but it suits me well :)

[14zace]

@JPizzle1122 Jon your one of the funniest people on youtube any tips for an upcoming director and youtube videoer

[showbizpizzablog]

@WafflesInTheRain Biggest nerd? Other than AVGN or lockergnome or showbizpizzablog?

[WafflesInTheRain]

@showbizpizzablog Like I said, biggest nerd I KNOW OF :o I haven't heard of any of those, including yourself, until just now, silly :)

However, if you consider yourself so nerdy, I'm sure I'd enjoy your videos too.

Also, side note, now that I think of it, Cloud8745 or chuggaconroy are definitely bigger nerds than Jonny, but I love them for it :D

[Sp4rtanll7]

Omg chugga is hilarious

@WafflesInTheRain

[rosar0980]

Holy shit, wait a minute. You have the same birthday as me, excluding the year. That's scary.

[00011theman]

lmfao at 11 XD fucking fail!

[NoobPwner2448]

Its supposed to be 5 facts

[DubbyzWorld73]

@NoobPwner2448 Sorry, but this video was made about a year ago... DUH!

[crowdedenz87]

You wouldn't the chips from my local Mac Donalds, the last time I found a dead fly in a large chips.

[crowdedenz87]

I won a few things as a kid, I once one a giant tub of lollipops and I would always seem to win every game at birthday parties. I played a giant claw machine last week, I managed to pick up seven plush toys on one go.

[crowdedenz87]

You're wallet reminds me of my shop teachers forward drive. The 4x4 was basically held together by duct tape.

[MYbawlsURface]

dude holy shit, my friend has a puggle named Mugsy, no lie

[nintendork64]

I'm always air drumming to songs :)

I like classic rock too.

[vedder316]

LOL your # 22???  What a self centered prick.

[JPizzle1122]

@vedder316 - Haha, there's definitely some sarcasm with that one. Surprised you didn't pick that up.

[vedder316]

@JPizzle1122 With all your other vids where you seem to be a general prick I have a hard time believing that. If you ever want to do a charity event where you fist fight a fan PLEASE let me know. I'd love to volunteer myself. I must admit you are doing something right. I cannot stand a single thing about you or your vids, yet I continue to watch?

[JPizzle1122]

@vedder316 - I'm far from a prick, believe.

But when you read and reply to hundreds of ignorant and doucehbag comments on YouTube... you start to reply to them in kind. Me on YouTube comments =/= not me in real life.

(I'm not saying you are, mind you)

[vedder316]

@JPizzle1122 Just looking out for ya. You do this for a living. Isn't the whole point to entertain/cater to your fans? It is sort of the whole idea of a business. Just saying. On a side note, Duct Tape wallet FTW!!

[RaNdOm4RaWrZ]

Omg i was in girl scouts and i failed a swimming test even though i had had swimming lessons for 3 years. The pool was cold and they wouldn't let my swim under water.

[RaNdOm4RaWrZ]

D; fuck.

[jessyjean711]

hmmm let me guess what friends you were talking about on question 11....was it Jory and Riley? haha and on question 16 was it on purpose that you put that as it cause I noticed you said 16 countries.....I dont im crazy that problay made no sence...sorry for wasting your time.

[googie109]

Jon, you make some pretty entertaining content!! Keep up the good work.

[me4gaming]

wow you lived in the netherlands wich city because i'm dutch XD

[JPizzle1122]

@me4gaming - I lived in Well.

[me4gaming]

@JPizzle1122 lol thats like 10 min. driving away from my house XD

[me4gaming]

what exaxlty is tagging? i don't understand



[womo1975]

Fact #26 - You look like Alfred E. Neuman

Fact #27 - Your eyebrows don't move when you talk.

Fact#28 - You have a christmas tree and when do we celebrate Christmas?

Fact#29 - Producers, directors, writers belong behind the camera.

[JPizzle1122]

@womo1975 - Fact #30 -- I'm also an actor, dipshit.

[ghostrider322]

@JPizzle1122 Fact #31-- It's funny when you respond to other people's comments...

[1alexfig]

@womo1975 yeah, what Jon told you!

[AquaGrunty200]

I can fit a medium-sized apple or my entire fist in my mouth.

[realslimvulcan]

He has about 29200 songs. Wow.

[mexicankid43]

im only going to write one thing i have a wii and i realize it is the worst decision of my life when it comes to consoles since i know i prefer the Xbox360

[mrleafer9]

i got caught on a roof with my friends this year ahha...im 14

[paulthecoolest]

lol all "professional"ly ...for the first time ..I like it

[motleyhar]

Yestuhday. Nice.

[MagicGonza91]

this is the kind of video that is the maker who enjoys more than the viewer, and still good, i gotta do somme like this, the difference, i wouldn't get 40,000 visits...

[yorrickwi]

you live in a castle in the netherlands i live in the netherlands too

[SchindlerHaughton]

I used to be really into classic rock, but I've since gone to alternative rock. After 20-30+ years, that music gets overplayed to hell on the radio; when I used to listen to the radio, I couldn't go a day without hearing "Stairway To Heaven" or something from Boston (the band).

I've since become a pretty big Oasis fan, and I'm starting to get into bands such as the Foo Fighters, Sonic Youth, and Coldplay. Of course, I still like classic rock, but they're not writing that stuff anymore. :P

[DownWithCampers]

#23 A YEAR SUPPLY OF MILK DUDS?!?!?!? Lucky. Fucking. Man.

[soadpwnsyou]

I have never won in a raffle ticket drawing... I hate you lol. Nice list. I am watching this late.

[CoolittleProductions]

blast those damn advertisements

[JJDCA]

You've stayed in Well, Limburg? If I just had know that..

Did they learn you any Dutch words?

[iamenjoi]

I like it when people rub peanut butter on my ankles :3

Enough said :D

[haffie96]

Awesome, (7), can you speak dutch Jon? :D

[ShukakuSleeps]

I feel a little late to this... But I suppose I'll post a response because I'm bored and completely tapped out for ideas on my own videos.

[TheNyregikt]

wait wait wait wait, can you show us your wallet :P

[Poundpup0034]

OMG you have a duct tape wallet! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE! People make fun of me for it XD.

[pato1996]

@Gunskie =_=

[Gunskie]

@JPizzle1122 LoL, yes.

[SpicyHam]

rofl I love Bacon too, and omg this video made me hungry

[KaranB1995]

Can you speak Dutch?

[KaranB1995]

Do you still live in The Netherlands???

[codyN97]

150 lbs...jesus fuckin weak

[Beast1811]

@codyN97 Jesus, you don't know grammar worth of shit.

[codyN97]

@Beast1811 oh yea, thats to bad.

[theawesomestawesomer]

3:49 #:D

[menno023]

what is wrong with our castles?

[ExcludedJuan]

Ily jon Your too boss for youtube make your own youtube website sum shit like that :D

[tombkreeper3]

What on Earth is a "Cow Lick" ??

[MegaSkatelover]

i have a pug 2

[BreathOFLaminin]

I'm an Eagle Scout to. Since December 20, 2007.

Congratulations!

[SaldyEmber]

My Fact is... I love Jonathan :D No I'm not gay but as in being an awesome dude

[lancelot110]

I see people driving down the highway and think how my life is probably better. What a stuck up asshole.

[TheLogic497]

boo red sox suck yanks ftw

[Hooray4Humor]

BACON FTW

[JamesM1002]

So conceded.

[sarlacfang221]

WOOO BACON U IS PWNAGE

[ben01clark]

Maine!!!!!! yea

[ben01clark]

I'm in Maine

[XxxJ0hnny94xxX]

Did you enjoy the Netherlands? =D

[DefLeppardBrad]

I'm a Boy Scout too.

[TwoKayTen]

Milk Duds!

[headcheeez]

I hate bacon. Blegh.

[TwoKayTen]

@headcheeez What?!?!  Hate Bacon! MMmmmm Bacon!

[littlguyy]

@TwoKayTen

[chickpixie1]

@littlguyy Tag!

[chickpixie1]

@TwoKayTen Tag !

[TwoKayTen]

@chickpixie1 TAG! Your it, I quite, no new games... Owned!

[chickpixie1]

@headcheeez Tag

[headcheeez]

I'm John Jr.!

Good thing I don't have a "clone"!

[641Zero]

What is the music playing in the background?

[chickpixie1]

@641Zero Tag

[andreasfr1]

Bacon and pasta favorite here <3 :D

[chickpixie1]

@andreasfr1 Tag

[andreasfr1]

@chickpixie1 *dodges tag*

[dishnetkid34]

2:30 I like bacon, too!!!!!!!!!

[chopersword9]

wow, my grandparents also own waterfront property at lake winnepesaukee or however it is spelt

[corensam]

1 My Name is Samuel Coren and I was born In Seattle Washington although I only really saw it when I was about 4 years of age, 2 I have a lot of weapons (even though I'm a minor), 3(2.5) I have always loved history and swords and stuff like that, 4 I have always been able to see what is the right thing to do (but doing that is sometimes harder,) 5 I'm now worrying about the 500 character limit to text comments,

[seinfeldfan7898]

@corensam I was born in Seattle too!

[HEMIpoweredherochao]

I've never heard of this rule. I thought if one was tagged, you had to make only 5 random facts & tag (at least) 5 other people in your video?! Is this a rule someone else started?!

[larry2043]

I just now discovered this video, Jon, and it is very good!!!!

Thanks for the personal info. about yourself, and continued good luck with your awesome work!!!!

[SeverusSnapeOrSev]

Long name :D

[legofire123]

hey jonny when you saide you have been to a lot of places, have you been to Wales?

[Cowboydude701]

You live show was ausome!!

[luna12006]

whant to know some facts about me.......1. i love chochlate!, 2. i live somewhere, and 3. i am REALLY good at heads and tails. and mcdonlds sucks! i hate their food! even their salads have calories! that just an't right!!!!!!!!!

[glacier2win]

Getting hair cuts is a bitch. haha.

[Golfy604]

Here is one fact- I have eaten a slug and a piece of charcoal in my life.

[Benobot99]

you wanna know something pretty sad, my best friend actually doesn't like bacon, that is just weird. I love bacon, not as much as Jon here, but still a lot. :)

[SeverusSnapeOrSev]

RIP Mugsy Jons pug D:

[pikminroxpikminrox]

PUGS ARE AWESOME

[cerritoboy]

This guy is awesome!

[nicksuxs]

he still has his tree up

[Shaquib96]

hmm...a christmas tree in february....

[ashbash2012ify]

I think your a cool guy and i love your videos :)

[demonman905]

WOW! I LOVE BACON! IT'S BACON!

Also, coud you sometime try playing Legend of Zelda on he keyboard/piano sometime and post it?  I am a huge fan of both LoZ and "Is it a good idea to Microwave this"

[mario64club]

i LOVE bacon too!!!!!

[Ventus999]

25 I don't have 20 facts

[thefireguy22]

the last fact definitely applies to me

[TarikProductions]

This is stupid, and thousands of dollars a month, sure -.-

get a real job

[JPizzle1122]

TarikProductions - I'm the president of my own media production company. I provide a very specific skill set, and am paid, via pay-check like anybody else in this country.

I have a real job, you douchebag. You're just jealous I get to do it from home.

- Jon

[TarikProductions]

@JPizzle1122 I dont really care of how much you get, I wouldn't wanna get payed for staying home.. I want to earn it.. so yeh, and dont call me a douchebag you fag!

[thefireguy22]

you know what he does earn it its not like he sits on his ass all day not doing anything and gets payed. he does plenty of work to get the money and there are many people who work at home.  does that mean you're gonna ridicule them too? if you don't want to stay home, then get a job somewhere instead of complaining about someone else's work.

[JPizzle1122]

TarikProductions - I don't get "payed" to stay at home, I am paid to create and produce. But... now you're saying that I don "earn" my money?

Yeah... not really helping your douchebag status with comments like that.

- Jon

[TarikProductions]

Uh,

Just dont talk..

[ingibesti123]

One word to describe you.

Noob.

[TarikProductions]

ingibesti123- One word to describe you.

Fag.

[Supergordan64]

@TarikProductions

Tell me this: How exactly does the term "Fag" apply to ingibesti123?

If I am correct, Fag Defines as "someone who is a homesexual" and I'm pretty sure you personally do not know ingibesti123 in the real world.

If you want to insult somebodyy, do it Properly.

Thank you

Have a good day.

[TarikProductions]

Yeh...nobody told you to talk.. just dont talk OK, mr supergordan64?

Thank you

Have a good day.

[Supergordan64]

Hey, nobody asked for your opinion either.

Also, nobody told me that I couldn't talk either.

[TarikProductions]

I dont give a shit, just stop talking.

[Supergordan64]

If you don't give one, then why don't you just stop?

[Beast1811]

@TarikProductions This is three months late but still.  Your a faggot.

[TarikProductions]

@Beast1811 well this is about 14 months late.

But you're a Faggot Jew!

Oh and its You're and not your you faggot jew.

[Beast1811]

@TarikProductions You should have said "it's", not "its" you fucking dumbass. Two can play this game.

[TarikProductions]

@Beast1811 Go fuck yourself you fag jew!

[ZzCalebzZCM]

Haha. Owned!

[DemolitionDrive94]

Woo go jon!

[purechaos996]

@JPizzle1122 Im totally Jealous of you Jon, You do what I hope to do someday lol. PS thanks for answering some of my question on live time tonight.

[GoodDominoes45]

I'm sure you must be paid to be a pussy on youtube.