Scientific research has proven that if you spank your child between the ages of 5-10 (for doing bad stuff obviously) That they grow up to be more successful.
It's true mommas would whoop you with anything that's close by. Gangstrz learned not to do drive-bys by momma-bys. You know its gotta be bad when your momma or grandmomma takes the whole day off just for you to whoop your azz and take rest stops at the kitchen-Then back again. Intelligent-"That's why people say its gonna hurt me more than its gonna hurt you" like as in a momma whoopin you with a belt and gets some whiplash from it.Oww.The true challenge is whose got more energy to last? No-joke.
Its true. To beat your child fills them with fear, in the beginning, but fear turns into Respect as they get older. A loving parent knows the difference between discipline and abuse. Now I know there's always the exception which some of you will try to argue, but the vast majority of parents know the difference. It's like what Eddie G. said, pain will give you a memory of what not to do (or something like that).
no matter how many times my nan and mum beat me i still take a bullet for 'em and soon u'll all see me getting on Tv cause believe it or not them beatings i got did help me reconise right from wrong and ive never been to or going to jail :)
Oh be quiet. That's what youtube is about stating your opinion. If you thought this was funny say it and if you thought something other wise then say that to.
For me personally I don't think beating the hell out of your kids will discipline a damn thing. All my female friends got they ass beat on a regular all of them have babies, I never got a whupping no kids and I have never been pregnant. I've always done good in school, I've never smoked drunk none of that. It's easy to beat your kids instead of getting more involved in their life. To beat is not discipline. To beat is to instill fear in your child.What do you do when they stop being afraid?
Like I said I never got into any trouble and I never got beat. If you lead by example and instill proper values then there is no need to beat. The child is not a animal.
My point was is that most parents that I see hit their children because they are to lazy to get more involved in their child's life. Sometimes beating works to keep their image clean, but there's no telling ho many personal issues they could've gave that child with the abuse. And as for my friend I think her having sex had something to with her getting molested, her mother had men always running in the house, lack of self esteem.The list could go on and on.
cont: It's just that cycles will never be broken if we keep doing the same dumb shit. Kids will only do what you allow them to get away with, if you get in their heads early enough with proper dispilne (not beating) you could break the cycle.
I would say you are wrong most parents who beat there child are involved in all parts of the childs life. My mom beat me and she wasnt lazy. My grandmother beat my mother and uncles and she certanly wasnt lazy. I feel like you just cant tell the difference between punishment and abuse. All my friends were beaten all my cousins we were all beaten. So I guess to understand it you would have to have gone threw it.
"Gon be a nigga so deep in yo ass, when they ask him to pull out, nigga gon end up across the street,STILL snatchin dick out yo ass" LMFAO, man that was the funniest line I heard in a while
ninja poor baby hahahahahahaa eddie hit hs moms story man you dont wanna hit my moms she be like mike tyson and and that other boxer joe lewis and ali on ya ass and me my son tired me i was like bruce lee he said i look just like bruce lee when im gonna whoop his ass and knocked his ass out like ali woke his ass up with water the kid dont play
Not just old school folks! :) In any case, if more parents were "old school," our stupid delinquent children wouldn't be such deviant miscreants now. Oh well...the inevitable decline of society at the hands of truly inept idiots (who call themselves "parents"...perhaps someone should notify them that having a "side effect" of a screw doesn't make you a parent). :-\
ok renegade2551 the whitey u thinking of is not a southern cracker cause no white guy i know walks is uptight or a urckle sounding dumbass. now on beatings: my daddy oooooooo he had a belt he never wore made of 1/4 inch thick leather with a 2nd belt with metal stubs, looked like 2 belts so when it made contact with its destination the 2nd part came right afterwards, holes to decrease wind resistance every time it made that crack noise you hear the screams of its past children victims in pain. XD
Watch Richard Pryor's Live in Concert... pretty much the exact same thing... from blacks and whites, to the wino, to getting beat by mama,... i thought Pryor's version was way funnier
thats what i just wanted to say, the part where he got his ass whooped with a switch and his momma or aunt or something came up to him saying 'thats what you get for fucking upo in the first place' sounded sooo familiar to me ! :P
just copyed richard pryor... but still eddie is pretty good too.
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why the fuck do ppl spell nigger with an "er" dont u realize thats the "candidatie for an ass beating" way to spell nigger. please spell it with an "a" instead of an er because nigga is less racist than nigger
ofc, this is the time when movie companies saw his talent than he became an actor :P
Even Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrance started up with Stand-UP Comedy, thats where real SKILL is shown. Truly hillarious :P ofc A huge step forward in black comedy ^^ love it
Scientific research has proven that if you spank your child between the ages of 5-10 (for doing bad stuff obviously) That they grow up to be more successful.
Demov12 1 month ago
TODAY IS ASS WHOOPING DAY LMFAO!!!!!!!!
onimushawarlord411 9 months ago 2
It's true mommas would whoop you with anything that's close by. Gangstrz learned not to do drive-bys by momma-bys. You know its gotta be bad when your momma or grandmomma takes the whole day off just for you to whoop your azz and take rest stops at the kitchen-Then back again. Intelligent-"That's why people say its gonna hurt me more than its gonna hurt you" like as in a momma whoopin you with a belt and gets some whiplash from it.Oww.The true challenge is whose got more energy to last? No-joke.
tommydafrog 1 year ago
Its true. To beat your child fills them with fear, in the beginning, but fear turns into Respect as they get older. A loving parent knows the difference between discipline and abuse. Now I know there's always the exception which some of you will try to argue, but the vast majority of parents know the difference. It's like what Eddie G. said, pain will give you a memory of what not to do (or something like that).
JavJim84 1 year ago
no matter how many times my nan and mum beat me i still take a bullet for 'em and soon u'll all see me getting on Tv cause believe it or not them beatings i got did help me reconise right from wrong and ive never been to or going to jail :)
faithfulmonkey 2 years ago
YOUR GOING TO GET FUCKED!
Killllla415 2 years ago 4
lol my dick don't discriminate! its an equal oppurtunity XD
radiokilla02 2 years ago 4
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sajcrew 2 years ago
YO EDDIE!!! that mental institution thing is a good ass idea,im gonna freakin do it and my friend is gonna help!im serious...
k5lta 2 years ago
CRAAKKKERRR U RED NECK BITCH
radthugg 2 years ago 2
yo u here talkin like say u eddie i bet u 1 lonly muthafuka who doesnt really know who da fuk he is b urself u punk as bitch
radthugg 2 years ago
HA HA HA LOL HE AN'T NEVER LAING ABOUT THAT ONE BOY. I know how its feel getting waop with a shaich braded up in one it hurts then a blet!!!
somina100 2 years ago
5:09 hilarious!
icereignafrica 2 years ago
I'm not blaming Eddie and I already know he's funny. Hush!!!!
Amarra2012 2 years ago
did i do something to you
Thesmokeeffect 2 years ago
Oh be quiet. That's what youtube is about stating your opinion. If you thought this was funny say it and if you thought something other wise then say that to.
Amarra2012 2 years ago
Eddie Griffin in the house! One of KC's finest!
GATisdale 3 years ago
For me personally I don't think beating the hell out of your kids will discipline a damn thing. All my female friends got they ass beat on a regular all of them have babies, I never got a whupping no kids and I have never been pregnant. I've always done good in school, I've never smoked drunk none of that. It's easy to beat your kids instead of getting more involved in their life. To beat is not discipline. To beat is to instill fear in your child.What do you do when they stop being afraid?
Amarra2012 3 years ago
cont: You hsve nothing else to control them with.
Amarra2012 3 years ago
i'm pretty sure they would have gotten pregnant anyway.
What do you do when they stop being afraid? Keep on beating
Thesmokeeffect 2 years ago
Like I said I never got into any trouble and I never got beat. If you lead by example and instill proper values then there is no need to beat. The child is not a animal.
Amarra2012 2 years ago
There is a reason to beat and a reason to time out. Abuse happens when the parent cant figure out when to beat and when to time out.
No matter how much proper values you give your child at the end of the day its the childs decision to do whatever they did.
Do you really believe your friends getting pregnant had something to do with them getting beat.
Maybe the guy just forgot to pull out.
Thesmokeeffect 2 years ago
My point was is that most parents that I see hit their children because they are to lazy to get more involved in their child's life. Sometimes beating works to keep their image clean, but there's no telling ho many personal issues they could've gave that child with the abuse. And as for my friend I think her having sex had something to with her getting molested, her mother had men always running in the house, lack of self esteem.The list could go on and on.
Amarra2012 2 years ago
cont: It's just that cycles will never be broken if we keep doing the same dumb shit. Kids will only do what you allow them to get away with, if you get in their heads early enough with proper dispilne (not beating) you could break the cycle.
Amarra2012 2 years ago
I would say you are wrong most parents who beat there child are involved in all parts of the childs life. My mom beat me and she wasnt lazy. My grandmother beat my mother and uncles and she certanly wasnt lazy. I feel like you just cant tell the difference between punishment and abuse. All my friends were beaten all my cousins we were all beaten. So I guess to understand it you would have to have gone threw it.
Thesmokeeffect 2 years ago 4
Okay. I still don't agree with it, but most definitely to each it's own. Do it how you feel.
Peace
Amarra2012 2 years ago
eddie: i got to go to school
his mama: oh no u off today
eddie: u gotta go to work...
mama: i took the day off...today is ass whoopin day!!
its me & you ALL DAY!!
lmao
i hated switches...them shits used to hurt.
rolloutonyou 3 years ago 4
griffin is basically a diet richard pryor with less flavor, and added spice
heartyhoopz1184 3 years ago
this was so funny
sexytsexu 3 years ago
lol my dick dont discriminate.
bigman32193 3 years ago
hahaha.
killakbabi 3 years ago
"Gon be a nigga so deep in yo ass, when they ask him to pull out, nigga gon end up across the street,STILL snatchin dick out yo ass" LMFAO, man that was the funniest line I heard in a while
brandonmcduff 3 years ago 6
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hes mom is fuckin uuuuugggggglllly!!! omg
Arabmaffia 3 years ago
she looks like yours
Ruellian 3 years ago 5
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bitch yo mama cansuck my dick i dnt give afuck if she dead or wat fuck that hoe ass bitch nigga fuck u and yo whole fam bitch
crunch63 3 years ago
go suck ur mum
lilaityounes 3 years ago
your anywhere around this size...you are going to get fucked! lol
bound4glory3 3 years ago
ninja poor baby hahahahahahaa eddie hit hs moms story man you dont wanna hit my moms she be like mike tyson and and that other boxer joe lewis and ali on ya ass and me my son tired me i was like bruce lee he said i look just like bruce lee when im gonna whoop his ass and knocked his ass out like ali woke his ass up with water the kid dont play
taboo69 3 years ago 2
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Moms overreacted just a bit over the white bitch wouldn't ya say?
KlaxTheUnholy 3 years ago
What is a switch?
Twatcher 3 years ago
its a little branch that the old school people would use to whip your ass with
vonsusername 3 years ago 4
Not just old school folks! :) In any case, if more parents were "old school," our stupid delinquent children wouldn't be such deviant miscreants now. Oh well...the inevitable decline of society at the hands of truly inept idiots (who call themselves "parents"...perhaps someone should notify them that having a "side effect" of a screw doesn't make you a parent). :-\
docbeepsjb 3 years ago
Whipped with a knife? That's funny!!!
pitwheeler 3 years ago
-nigga yu a bitch
-i'll be da bitch today
haha lol E.G is a funny ass nikka! he cracks me up! =]
BRITTNEYLAKAY 3 years ago 7
U R GOING 2 GET FUCKED LOL
BRANDYSEXi2008 3 years ago 12
ok renegade2551 the whitey u thinking of is not a southern cracker cause no white guy i know walks is uptight or a urckle sounding dumbass. now on beatings: my daddy oooooooo he had a belt he never wore made of 1/4 inch thick leather with a 2nd belt with metal stubs, looked like 2 belts so when it made contact with its destination the 2nd part came right afterwards, holes to decrease wind resistance every time it made that crack noise you hear the screams of its past children victims in pain. XD
ninjawraith17 3 years ago
god dude that white people part is true. they're always bargaining.
this better come out on dvd
renegade2551 4 years ago
this was on DVD, its called dysfunktional family.
chucky50187 4 years ago 2
my dick don't discriminate
akpara007 4 years ago 19
Yo! Plz tell me this is comin out on DVD!
KeyThrast 4 years ago
yeah it came out look for it buddy...a'ight
abudiiii 4 years ago
my moma sed to whoop my ass so much
RavenMkII 4 years ago
whats this dvd called?
MiSSxFADExAWAY 4 years ago
Eddie Griffin-dysfunktional family
DUh cant you read?
lol
AngelicAcid453 4 years ago
Watch Richard Pryor's Live in Concert... pretty much the exact same thing... from blacks and whites, to the wino, to getting beat by mama,... i thought Pryor's version was way funnier
jsy1486 4 years ago
thats what i just wanted to say, the part where he got his ass whooped with a switch and his momma or aunt or something came up to him saying 'thats what you get for fucking upo in the first place' sounded sooo familiar to me ! :P
just copyed richard pryor... but still eddie is pretty good too.
but i like richard, and even eddy murphy better!
hansTowns 3 years ago
yh tru dat...nigga is supposed 2 bewit an a nt er.....dnt get i twisted, thats how white ppl say it
2Z0Z1 4 years ago
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why the fuck do ppl spell nigger with an "er" dont u realize thats the "candidatie for an ass beating" way to spell nigger. please spell it with an "a" instead of an er because nigga is less racist than nigger
jmaclover428 4 years ago
you hit yo mama and she's a black woman oooooh hell no nigger I am surprise you living to talk about that shit hahhahahahah
bettie91 4 years ago 3
bitch watch yo mouth
40cal614 4 years ago
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Wow, i thought this guy would be useless, but he's the best. Go nigger !!!!!!!!!!
akamola 4 years ago
fuck you
sexyd36 4 years ago
My Dick Dont Discriminate
cookieboy407 4 years ago 7
i got this dvd stolen from me
Itsdaboy6 4 years ago 2
SKIN DISAPPEARED!!!!!LOL
GARRALUVZ 4 years ago 6
That shit was funny
xxBIGBOI 4 years ago 2
let's do some drive by parenting!
Nuclearlion73 4 years ago 3
He got me peein in ma pants he's HILARIOUS!!!
Oooh, my mom beats me too!
kittykat39 4 years ago 3
lawl dis sheeeit be ASSOME!
suckamc33394 4 years ago 2
that guy is funny as hell .. want to see him live one day, that would have been insane. where can i buy this movie?
nego9444 4 years ago 3
man this shit is funny as hell
MetGraves 4 years ago
my dick dont discriminate lol mine dont either
LonelypathWalker 5 years ago 2
equal oppurtunity fuck ROFL
lykwed1 5 years ago
true dat
LonelypathWalker 5 years ago
damn the dudes hilarious
dipsetmovement07 5 years ago
"You can't just be standing here doing nothing... you gotta contribute!", LOL
tubefamed 5 years ago
my mom beats me all tha time, we live in portland in the white neiborhoods but we from chicago and she dont care, im 13
breemagamer 5 years ago
wuts the name of the song at the end?
achilles627 5 years ago
LOL My dad tried to run me over with his car
Swear TO GOD lol
Scarfacepacker1 5 years ago
Today is ass whoopin day! LMAO he don't get half the respect he should
LaLa10Fiasco 5 years ago 2
"Oh you off today" lmOA FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Soldier13 5 years ago 4
thats right aint nobody getting spanking and more
inushojo 5 years ago
Yea u cant whoop asses anymore, cuz ull go to jail. thats gay as hell.
dandace 5 years ago
i wish someone would tell me not to spank my kids they'd get they asses kicked shot i hit my kids
inushojo 5 years ago
ofc, this is the time when movie companies saw his talent than he became an actor :P
Even Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrance started up with Stand-UP Comedy, thats where real SKILL is shown. Truly hillarious :P ofc A huge step forward in black comedy ^^ love it
DarkRezo 5 years ago 3
One of the funniest and most underrated in the game.
comedianjraz 5 years ago 2
dude this iz so funny i go poppy n my pantz huh huh
JMURK91 5 years ago
lool
Icecube88 5 years ago