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  • Scientific research has proven that if you spank your child between the ages of 5-10 (for doing bad stuff obviously) That they grow up to be more successful.

  • TODAY IS ASS WHOOPING DAY LMFAO!!!!!!!!

  • It's true mommas would whoop you with anything that's close by. Gangstrz learned not to do drive-bys by momma-bys. You know its gotta be bad when your momma or grandmomma takes the whole day off just for you to whoop your azz and take rest stops at the kitchen-Then back again. Intelligent-"That's why people say its gonna hurt me more than its gonna hurt you" like as in a momma whoopin you with a belt and gets some whiplash from it.Oww.The true challenge is whose got more energy to last? No-joke.

  • Its true. To beat your child fills them with fear, in the beginning, but fear turns into Respect as they get older. A loving parent knows the difference between discipline and abuse. Now I know there's always the exception which some of you will try to argue, but the vast majority of parents know the difference. It's like what Eddie G. said, pain will give you a memory of what not to do (or something like that).

  • no matter how many times my nan and mum beat me i still take a bullet for 'em and soon u'll all see me getting on Tv cause believe it or not them beatings i got did help me reconise right from wrong and ive never been to or going to jail :)

  • YOUR GOING TO GET FUCKED!

  • lol my dick don't discriminate! its an equal oppurtunity XD

  • YO EDDIE!!! that mental institution thing is a good ass idea,im gonna freakin do it and my friend is gonna help!im serious...

  • CRAAKKKERRR U RED NECK BITCH

  • yo u here talkin like say u eddie i bet u 1 lonly muthafuka who doesnt really know who da fuk he is b urself u punk as bitch

  • HA HA HA LOL HE AN'T NEVER LAING ABOUT THAT ONE BOY. I know how its feel getting waop with a shaich braded up in one it hurts then a blet!!!

  • 5:09 hilarious!

  • I'm not blaming Eddie and I already know he's funny. Hush!!!!

  • did i do something to you

  • Oh be quiet. That's what youtube is about stating your opinion. If you thought this was funny say it and if you thought something other wise then say that to.

  • Eddie Griffin in the house! One of KC's finest!

  • For me personally I don't think beating the hell out of your kids will discipline a damn thing. All my female friends got they ass beat on a regular all of them have babies, I never got a whupping no kids and I have never been pregnant. I've always done good in school, I've never smoked drunk none of that. It's easy to beat your kids instead of getting more involved in their life. To beat is not discipline. To beat is to instill fear in your child.What do you do when they stop being afraid?

  • cont: You hsve nothing else to control them with.

  • i'm pretty sure they would have gotten pregnant anyway.

    What do you do when they stop being afraid? Keep on beating

  • Like I said I never got into any trouble and I never got beat. If you lead by example and instill proper values then there is no need to beat. The child is not a animal.

  • There is a reason to beat and a reason to time out. Abuse happens when the parent cant figure out when to beat and when to time out.

    No matter how much proper values you give your child at the end of the day its the childs decision to do whatever they did.

    Do you really believe your friends getting pregnant had something to do with them getting beat.

    Maybe the guy just forgot to pull out.

  • My point was is that most parents that I see hit their children because they are to lazy to get more involved in their child's life. Sometimes beating works to keep their image clean, but there's no telling ho many personal issues they could've gave that child with the abuse. And as for my friend I think her having sex had something to with her getting molested, her mother had men always running in the house, lack of self esteem.The list could go on and on.

  • cont: It's just that cycles will never be broken if we keep doing the same dumb shit. Kids will only do what you allow them to get away with, if you get in their heads early enough with proper dispilne (not beating) you could break the cycle.

  • I would say you are wrong most parents who beat there child are involved in all parts of the childs life. My mom beat me and she wasnt lazy. My grandmother beat my mother and uncles and she certanly wasnt lazy. I feel like you just cant tell the difference between punishment and abuse. All my friends were beaten all my cousins we were all beaten. So I guess to understand it you would have to have gone threw it.

  • Okay. I still don't agree with it, but most definitely to each it's own. Do it how you feel.

    Peace

  • eddie: i got to go to school

    his mama: oh no u off today

    eddie: u gotta go to work...

    mama: i took the day off...today is ass whoopin day!!

    its me & you ALL DAY!!

    lmao

    i hated switches...them shits used to hurt.

  • griffin is basically a diet richard pryor with less flavor, and added spice

  • this was so funny

  • lol my dick dont discriminate.

  • hahaha.

  • "Gon be a nigga so deep in yo ass, when they ask him to pull out, nigga gon end up across the street,STILL snatchin dick out yo ass" LMFAO, man that was the funniest line I heard in a while

  • she looks like yours

  • go suck ur mum

  • your anywhere around this size...you are going to get fucked! lol

  • ninja poor baby hahahahahahaa eddie hit hs moms story man you dont wanna hit my moms she be like mike tyson and and that other boxer joe lewis and ali on ya ass and me my son tired me i was like bruce lee he said i look just like bruce lee when im gonna whoop his ass and knocked his ass out like ali woke his ass up with water the kid dont play

  • What is a switch?

  • its a little branch that the old school people would use to whip your ass with

  • Not just old school folks! :) In any case, if more parents were "old school," our stupid delinquent children wouldn't be such deviant miscreants now. Oh well...the inevitable decline of society at the hands of truly inept idiots (who call themselves "parents"...perhaps someone should notify them that having a "side effect" of a screw doesn't make you a parent). :-\

  • Whipped with a knife? That's funny!!!

  • -nigga yu a bitch

    -i'll be da bitch today

    haha lol E.G is a funny ass nikka! he cracks me up! =]

  • U R GOING 2 GET FUCKED LOL

  • ok renegade2551 the whitey u thinking of is not a southern cracker cause no white guy i know walks is uptight or a urckle sounding dumbass. now on beatings: my daddy oooooooo he had a belt he never wore made of 1/4 inch thick leather with a 2nd belt with metal stubs, looked like 2 belts so when it made contact with its destination the 2nd part came right afterwards, holes to decrease wind resistance every time it made that crack noise you hear the screams of its past children victims in pain. XD

  • god dude that white people part is true. they're always bargaining.

    this better come out on dvd

  • this was on DVD, its called dysfunktional family.

  • my dick don't discriminate

  • Yo! Plz tell me this is comin out on DVD!

  • yeah it came out look for it buddy...a'ight

  • my moma sed to whoop my ass so much

  • whats this dvd called?

  • Eddie Griffin-dysfunktional family

    DUh cant you read?

    lol

  • Watch Richard Pryor's Live in Concert... pretty much the exact same thing... from blacks and whites, to the wino, to getting beat by mama,... i thought Pryor's version was way funnier

  • thats what i just wanted to say, the part where he got his ass whooped with a switch and his momma or aunt or something came up to him saying 'thats what you get for fucking upo in the first place' sounded sooo familiar to me ! :P

    just copyed richard pryor... but still eddie is pretty good too.

    but i like richard, and even eddy murphy better!

  • yh tru dat...nigga is supposed 2 bewit an a nt er.....dnt get i twisted, thats how white ppl say it

  • you hit yo mama and she's a black woman oooooh hell no nigger I am surprise you living to talk about that shit hahhahahahah

  • bitch watch yo mouth

  • fuck you

  • My Dick Dont Discriminate

  • i got this dvd stolen from me

  • SKIN DISAPPEARED!!!!!LOL

  • That shit was funny

  • let's do some drive by parenting!

  • He got me peein in ma pants he's HILARIOUS!!!

    Oooh, my mom beats me too!

  • lawl dis sheeeit be ASSOME!

  • that guy is funny as hell .. want to see him live one day, that would have been insane. where can i buy this movie?

  • man this shit is funny as hell

  • my dick dont discriminate lol mine dont either

  • equal oppurtunity fuck ROFL

  • true dat

  • damn the dudes hilarious

  • "You can't just be standing here doing nothing... you gotta contribute!", LOL

  • my mom beats me all tha time, we live in portland in the white neiborhoods but we from chicago and she dont care, im 13

  • wuts the name of the song at the end?

  • LOL My dad tried to run me over with his car

    Swear TO GOD lol

  • Today is ass whoopin day! LMAO he don't get half the respect he should

  • "Oh you off today" lmOA FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

  • thats right aint nobody getting spanking and more

  • Yea u cant whoop asses anymore, cuz ull go to jail. thats gay as hell.

  • i wish someone would tell me not to spank my kids they'd get they asses kicked shot i hit my kids

  • ofc, this is the time when movie companies saw his talent than he became an actor :P

    Even Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrance started up with Stand-UP Comedy, thats where real SKILL is shown. Truly hillarious :P ofc A huge step forward in black comedy ^^ love it

  • One of the funniest and most underrated in the game.

  • dude this iz so funny i go poppy n my pantz huh huh

  • lool

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