Moran Cerf - Moth GrandSLAM winning story - Theme: Big Breaks

[yolo22]

so funny! great story. thank you.

[MrHavijPolo]

sorry, but u r in caltech not just bc u said yes to think, there is much more important factor that u have, which i dont want to name it as i will be labled something, but be sure lots of other peoples from many other neighbour countries that u come from who say yes everyday but never can get in to a US uni. sorry, but it is the reality. and BTW that factor that i had in mind is not the required capabilities, which im sure u have.

[slobomotion]

You might like my ACCOUNTING 101 series -- one segment is on YouTube. Type "Lisa Falour" with the title and it should pop up. The full series is over on Dailymotion under "LisaFalour." Thanks for this video, which was shared with me and which I uprated. 

[LibbieAdriave158]

lol bin aus hamburg

[mishabean]

yes

[gammerstang2009]

10 minutes I will never get back....

[sigendymion]

Israelis are bullshitters.



[D0DD5]

Direct from Meepos...

[JeffBilkins]

You could make a cool short movie about this. :)

[evilfindish]

@spastikxchild13 All of the stories are true, too.

[dgraversen]

Really interesting client assignment. 

[ServiceHostingVideo]

cool story bro

[janspambox]

The competition claims that the stories told are supposed to be true. I hope this one isn't. First, they risked to traumatize the bank worker. Second, I thought that every decent bank has a hidden silent alarm trigger. (In Germany, all banks have to.)

Bank teller pushes/kicks it, cooperates, and if you are still in the bank a few minutes later, say hello to the local SWAT team. I definitely do not want to meet an Israeli SWAT team. Or even worse, an untrained, nervous, trigger-happy policeman.

[birinci]

@janspambox Well based on the job description, they were probably expecting such a thing. Also the girl at the bank sounded too calm, so she probably knew too =)

[Coovex]

@janspambox ur boring

[neephius]

Hands up if you think this is bullshit.

[bogeygolfer2000]

Thumbs up if you think the guy looks like Steve Nash

[sagerjt]

Best party story I've heard in a while.

[MrBobTrufant]

I didn't know Athene robs banks

[rob6van1dam9]

Why the hell does the crowd think this is stand-up comedy?

[10inchserratedblade]

This is hilarious.

[benmaxime]

Epic story.

[Cypern]

Fake but funny....

[ShonenMike]

@Cypern Not fake at all. Moran has given a few talks about his past breaking financial company security as a white hat.

[ainrue]

At the end, he forgot Wayne Gretzky.

[virre199]

Is this a real story?

[snipersas]

not funny or interesting

[SitrecCertis]

What the fuck is wrong with the crowd? They start laughing at stuff that ain't even supposed to be funny...

[AMitchCanShuffle]

@SitrecCertis its all funny dude, the guy wants it to be funny

[SuperHiddenaccount]

@SitrecCertis i thought the crowd was really appropriate

[McLemonaid]

Dr. Doctorow > Badass

[grindsmygearsAU]

Is this a comedy? I don't understand why people are laughing.....

[3rdsnowleopard]

@grindsmygearsAU it's an interesting story. Enjoy it for what it is.

[squealyparsuperstar]

cool story bra

[evilferris]

@VerguenzaAjena00 he's French, you twat.

[TheKelevra21]

@evilferris He's israeli... that's incredibly clear. You sir... are not the brightest.

[Sm3gH3adx]

THEY HAVE A WEEKLY PODCAST OF AWESOME STORIES ON ITUNES!

"The Moth Podcast"

[dapthechap]

tl;dl



[newspapertux]

@VerguenzaAjena00 loser

[hikimicub]

@VerguenzaAjena00 Fuck off.

[wsubrucie]

Communist6liberalism: your opinion would be better if you were not a pretentious asshole... That is all.

[killwize]

TL;DW

[Ch1Panda]

that was a pretty interesting story

[Foamypeon]

I like the part when I couldn't understand a word he was saying.

[Communist6Liberalism]

Typical faggot libtard leeching off of the system.

[bigg130]

found that entire thing to be extremely annoying to listen to.

[Cakerolled]

@bigg130 Really? He wasn't that hard to understand. 

[frankvonfrauner]

Get a brain Morans!

[yggof123]

there needs to be subtitles the annoying keeps crowd laughing at everything that is not even funny... and i can't hear the interesting story

[Pangjunmin]

in capitalist america, bank rob YOU XD

[sunshyneblayze]

These people laugh too frequently. It was good but jeez.

[DeathRiderDoom]

wow. Terribly lame. why did someone link me this? :\

[SGTHELMER]

This is updated 5 days ago

[jliu512]

Goldman Sachs should hire this person ASAP !!!

[alberzaque12]

He's definitely a Nord. Just listen to his voice.

[Zohaib1]

@alberzaque12 lol

[3510211]

@alberzaque12 nope

[JeeRaph]

Poor Pete Goldfinger. You have to live up to your name and follow that guy. Never stood a chance.

[Lwrncisascientist]

good luck to pete golfinger

[Azazel949]

is this a speed story telling contest?

[lin2k4]

I wish I could've written about a failed bank robbery in my application to Caltech

[N3rdyDav3]

@lin2k4 To be fair, its kind of a one trick pony.

[Jpmg2727]

I just don't get why people are laughing? Almost none of what he says is one bit funny, good story but not comical. Undeserving laughter out of the crowd..

[spastikxchild13]

@Jpmg2727 Oh cmon! Its so damn over the top that its hilarious!

[DedmanUmotionS]

@spastikxchild13 Real footage of real banks causing real problems.

Watch How To Rob A Bank at UmotionS.com

See the trailer at my channel.
The Link is in it’s description.

[Preeemo]

@Jpmg2727 There were plenty of funny bits. Come on, one of the *bank robbers* was holding a baby and singing a lullaby. Maybe you didn't laugh, but that doesn't mean the story didn't have comical moments.

[fbook95]

@Jpmg2727 Were you born with no sense of humor, or did it disappear over time?

[pliosaurus]

"We can physically go in the bank and rob that..."

"And we did that..."

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HILAROUS 10/10"

[TheXeeman]

@pliosaurus yea i don't get it, how is it funny and hilarious when people ar ebreaking into banks....

[ignite339]

@TheXeeman Did you retards even listen to what he's saying?

[TheXeeman]

@ignite339 stillw atching, he's talkingkinda fast

[ZacharyTayl]

It's funny, but I wish he would have slowed down a bit, I understand him being nervous and all but the build up would have been incredible if he slowed down.

[DeVstatrOmga]

What?!

[SpecialGuy21]

yes man

[PregnantFox]

Is that fake laughter?

[sapper13b]

Bert Kreischer is the greatest story teller of all time, but this is pretty good too.

[axid2000]

these people will laugh at anything wont they?

[fr0nage]

@axid2000

You're a sour lemon aren't you

[armageddon823]

Hahaha this is great!

[philid123]

Man, they should put some annotations for better understanding..

Didn't get half of what he said cause of that accent and speed :-/

[martin128]

I really enjoyed first story and the main point of the story really made a impression on me!

[alexcroox]

The audience ARE TOO DAMN LOUD

[NothingToCompareItTo]

The guy in this video died

[thegoliathdream]

@NothingToCompareItTo

This was filmed 4 days ago, he did not die. Shut the fuck up.

[bernie23232323232323]

I call bullshit on this story.

[ShonenMike]

@bernie23232323232323 Moran is well known for his history as a white hat who made a living breaking bank security. It's totally plausible.

[melkon1an]

inception

[SuperArsha23]

cool story bro !!

[Saints9R]

Why are they laughing, it's very awkward since it's not meant to be funny.

[Stewie977]

@Saints9R They are laughing because it IS funny (and it is meant to be).

[luisdarkangel]

Best story I have ever heard.

[Rudebizzle]

what? this isn't funny, why are the fucktards laughing? ruined the story.

[thegoliathdream]

@Rudebizzle if you don't understand the concept of humour and what makes things funny, that's your problem, not the crowd. he is telling a story in a completely deadpan manner for effect as a good storyteller.

something is funny because it is an unexpected result from our concept of normality...this is very funny.

[Saints9R]

@thegoliathdream

This is not funny at all.. It is not meant to be funny either.. Great story but not funny, at least not so far.

"She just broke up with her boyfriend" HAHAHAHAHHAHA

"We should go and rob the bank, not just with computers but actually go and rob the bank" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.. Seriously?

[shutthefuckuploser]

@Saints9R read my youtube screename

[thegoliathdream]

@Saints9R

Again, if you also don't understand the basic premise of humour and the different forms it can take, I feel bad for you not being able to laugh.

This whole story in it's entirety and think it's one of the most hilariously bizarre things than happen to someone, THAT'S FUNNY.

[Saints9R]

@thegoliathdream

Yes it's very funny now later on, I'm laughing as well, but IT JUST WASN'T FUNNY at the start, they laughed at a description.

[thegoliathdream]

@Saints9R

It is funny at the start because the story doesn't go where you expect it to go. The guy is telling the whole thing with a straight face on purpose. He's telling you a completely out of the ordinary story like it's not a big deal.

If you don't think that's funny, that's OK but you shouldn't get angry at others for thinking it is.

[NavVvStar]

oh man i never heard a good story like this in a while

[boydman117]

I thought the story was pretty good, but not amazing. The audience seemed to be laughing a little too hard. Also, the title seems to overplay it.

[sl1g]

sure easy for you to quit your job.. anything go worng and you just have to hack a bank again -.-

[roguewrx]

SETEC ASTRONOMY

[CornDogSeven]

@roguewrx It's not a secret, because there aren't any more.

[Buckleofbelt]

TL;DW please?

[JeffN1212]

@Buckleofbelt Its a story, u cant do that the TL DW is the title

[bballcenter7]

I could have sworn they were going to get back to their office and realize Tammy was still holding the baby. Oh well, still a great story.

[InuvikPhil]

I want this to be a movie....starring Keanu Reeves as this guy

[InuvikPhil]

best story I have EVER heard

[JJNess]

I was wondering what Balki ended up doing after the TV show!

[mziurlys]

Two words. TED talk.

[klingon13524]

@mziurlys It's actually four words, Technology Entertainment Design talk.

[Chaos1880]

So awesome XD

Laughing so much it hurts

[jlg395]

What a terrible announcer. 

[sleepzou]

MOVIE was laughing my ass of

[Crosshair0Production]

epic laugh 5:37

[jamespaton100]

tom criuse and alan rickman

[smulozrout]

Then the police officer came to me and asked. Where is your wand Snape? :D

[kamratframjandet]

You can't trust an israelian to speak true. What a bullshitter.

[felixthemaster1]

wowmovie now!

[MrRonin055]

Freakin AWESOME !! love it !

[aSchaFu]

Thanks Fefe!



[shadowfiresword]

Most amusing bank robbery ever!

[TheReplicators]

Why does that guy have to come on an say the f word so many times at the end? That's annoying.

[pisceaRisen]

@TheReplicators

He's just speaking naturally.

Would you rather he alter his style and not have the same impact?

Or are you just easily offended by profanity?

[Photonenshizzl]

funny first guy :D

movie idea is awesome !

[chucknorris1988]

This is the best man in the world

[frankdrebiin]

he's on the list. michael jordan, george clooney and that guy.

hahaha

amazin story

[faraskan]

boring



[TheFirstSolarBear]

Hilarious.

[gbrlgrct]

"Please, please, please, let's rob the bank" ... Ooookaaaayy *rolls eyes*

[deviantlinux]

Awesome story!

[GildedWildebeest]

If you google his name you get his CV... This is on there. He might wanna change his phone number though.

[brabon1]

@GildedWildebeest his cv is a trip. why does he have photohop as one of his skills? who cares, the guy is a security expert

[saerdnaer]

@brabon1 Actually today he is a computational neuroscience researcher.

[brabon1]

@saerdnaer i know... I read his cv...

[derDooFi]

So I go to the tell her and I teller

[skynat247]

9th

[ll8520ll]

8 comments?? yall are slacking on an amazing story.

[badjer1785]

THIS NEEDS TO BE A MOVIE!!

[brabon1]

@badjer1785 no shit. he may have just blown his shot to sell it. absolutely brilliant story.

[JcbTkht]

@badjer1785 There was a movie made, similar story, called "Sneakers"

[EpicMovieStudios]

@badjer1785 There is a movie.. "Sneakers"

[sakipooh]

@badjer1785 It already is, it's called Sneakers starring Robert Redford.

[enlargemedia]

@badjer1785 Would love to see this as a movie, but only if it is like Ocean's 11 and not something with Adam Sandler.

[MikeSlangsLies]

@badjer1785 It's called Skills Like This (more or less)

Pretty sure it's still on netflix.

[Shageenn]

@badjer1785 it is a movie. I can't remember the title though. It's a double cross.

[DCGMINC]

@badjer1785 it was a movie called SNEAKERS.. Check it out.

[777revolt]

@badjer1785 is a movie see: sneakers

[wcbranitly0692]

@badjer1785 Hey doofus, have you ever seen "Catch That Kid!" ? Same thing..