Halo 3 Fails: Episode 1

[2kils1shot]

banshee win

[JdawgWithNinjutsu]

Halo is awesome! We will never forget you Bungie!

[wannado3]

lol halo 3 lag is so funny :D

[103Liam]

@secretboogeyman so am I bro

[SecretBoogeyman]

im here in 2011!!!

[joeycoronaable]

what

[Naruto9tails2]

thumb up if 1st thing u did was mute the sound

[venomdude321]

/watch?v=9qXPa_u-Jjc

[ESBJacko]

0:30 MEGA LAG!

[gumballmeow]

Omg telaports at 00:21

[hlfdznkdz]

Banshees don't explode like that.

[krazywolfpack]

if only Jack and Geoff were here...

[MrGhostofhalo85100]

@krazywolfpack you got that right buddy

[MrWerwolflover]

Quick there's no top com- oh, sorry there is

[TheMinecraftGuy1000]

where the heck did that one get a SWORD?

[mrdrevilporkchoptou]

Lol this made me laugh so hard. Thank you for making my day and it's only 4am. :)

[hunter11111ismyfrend]

00:46-1:04 best shot ever

[Cclebron]

would be better if that stupid fucking star thing wasnt popping up all the time. video fails with it

[wishcoolman2]

Thumbs up if Jack and Geoff do it better, no ofrende but still i give u five star

[tomashart234]

@feign1337 yeah i figured that out and yes i know its been over 2 years. btw i do suck

[DjentFoxProductions]

Whats that song playing ?

[TheAlchemist7771]

ok right off the bat.

the first is a major win.

[JTimentwa]

@stevej71393 Yeah but these aren't even fails. It's a bunch of retards running around.

[OSean1998]

Music Fail!

[pigghostman]

youtube fail

[Maddevilboy3]

rooster teeth have owned you

[JTimentwa]

These aren't even fails its just a bunch of people that suck at Halo

[stevej71393]

@JTimentwa Uh yeah. And what do people do when they suck? They fail.

[The3bailey3]

lol

[stopminiglass049]

rooster teeth are more better

[shogunsam]

@stopminiglass049 yes rooster teeth is more better than your grammar.

[Kwill1996]

first

[yaaahtrick1]

@64BitComms congradulations

[JMLJ133]

Lol, epic fails

[PQH1612]

2:54 after that you sould make T bagging fail too

[omega3504]

whats fail about 0:30 is how there are 5 dead blues and no reds.

[grutzinthagrunt]

124 peoples were those who faild in your videos

[maniac5231]

It's okay, but it just doesn't seem complete without commentary.

[TehPivotMen]

You fail...

[mryoshiieee]

i really hate it t iswhen they write what type of fail is, i mean, we dont fucking care what the fail is!

[kobyatchi]

Half of these were wins...

[SpecialCharm15]

@kobyatchi one team's fail is the other team's win!

[flauterfli]

@kobyatchi

To win someone must fail.

[LiveTheAlexLife]

What's a fail..is the quality of this video, and your use of WMM.

[cornyking1992]

idea stolen from roosterteeth

[ReaperJ21]

@cornyking1992 yes, he stole this idea 2 years before roosterteeth started doing fails of the weak, good job noticing that.

[cornyking1992]

@ReaperJ21 thanks for noticing the irony capt'n retard

[CollateralSmurf]

@cornyking1992

You mean fails of the weak? If so you know this video was made like 3 years ago right?

[cornyking1992]

@CollateralSmurf once again it was an ironic statement

[nolahornets394]

@cornyking1992 You mean sarcastic, not ironic, capt'n retard

[cornyking1992]

@nolahornets394 i know I just wanted someone esle to say something stupid I never figured you were with the grammer police had i knowen I would have walked right away

[nolahornets394]

@cornyking1992 They were the ones that said something stupid? your 1st comment said the idea was stolen from roosterteeth. it's impossible to tell your (claimed) sarcasm (or "irony" as you incorrectly put it) from that statement. Then you insulted someone that corrected you by calling HIM retarded to cover up your mistake, when you made the initial dumb comment. Also, you just told me you knew that you used ironic incorrectly, but obviously you didn't, or you wouldn't have used it that way.

[TheFlamer227]

its not a fail if they get a kill......

[yaaahtrick1]

argueing online is like the special olympics. even if you win you're still retarded

[420brandyn]

@yaaahtrick1 wow, way to steal a quote someone used.. dont believe me?? type in Funny Random Shit and click the one that has mario fucking Peach (or watever the fuck one she is).. it will be in there

[nolahornets394]

@420brandyn That is a well known saying used online when people are arguing. yaaahtrick1 didn't "steal" a person's quote, he just used a common phrase.

[yaaahtrick1]

@nolahornets394 THANK YOU!

[MIKEYGRUNGER13]

@yaaahtrick1 dude you got that from one of those black bordered pics with a quote

[yaaahtrick1]

@MIKEYGRUNGER13 You are refering to a Motivational Poster, and no I did not.

[MIKEYGRUNGER13]

@yaaahtrick1 kinda but no cuz its not very motivational

[Torqito]

@yaaahtrick1 You totally didnt even make that up yourself

[yaaahtrick1]

@Torqito your a fuckin genius aren't you?

[Torqito]

@yaaahtrick1 Why yes i am :3

[yaaahtrick1]

@Torqito thought so...

[BlazeKenny]

@yaaahtrick1 wow you are original

[yaaahtrick1]

@BlazeKenny I know, I don't need you to tell me.

[BlazeKenny]

@yaaahtrick1 entire google and youtube are flooded with that phrase

[yaaahtrick1]

@BlazeKenny i didnt know you could leave comments on google. and honestly i havent seen this anywhere on youtube but i know where it came from, i saw it on the website i saw it in my friends xbl bio and thought it was funny I put a comment get over it. dont complain that its over used, i know it.

[BL00DPILE]

@yaaahtrick1 you know what else is retarded? copying comments, grow up.

[dalekcaan1963reborn]

@BL00DPILE You tell someone to grow up... and watch Halo 3 fail videos? Do you image all Halo 3 players and Youtube users to be executives in suits who spend the rest of their day giving lectures on quantum physics and generally doing grown up stuff? If you want people to grow up, you should set a good example by getting off youtube and Halo and let the rest of us treat our inner chid.

[BL00DPILE]

@dalekcaan1963reborn alright if you really want to start this, what i was implying SIR! is that copying comments that arent even funny but offensive is for children that have no manners and act like assholes. The only reason i told the person to grow up was because he obviously cant think of an original comment so he picks the overused copied one just to get top comment, that is what i meant with GROW UP.

[dalekcaan1963reborn]

@BL00DPILE I'm all for not posting old jokes on here, but that's something kids and grown ups alike would do. Ask people to stop posting comments by all means, but telling them to grow up is just hypocritical (of course, I'm not trying to get on my hypocritical high horse and say that I'M a grown up, I'm 17 and a kid at heart).

Also, it's not offensive unless you're really sensitive. Anyone that easily offended should stay away from anything more than knock knock jokes...

[olililyall]

hail is gaylo fucin xbox is crap for gaylords only

[viabombx]

@olililyall FAG



[IFraserH]

@olililyall again in english?

[hinarf]

You know whats better than music? The sound in the game.

[natemrtn]

on halo 3 on sword part on online i ran past a wall (not looking at map) and some one hit me in head with energy sword XD

[Thesportsguyinitaly2]

It's more like WIN WIN.

Not fail fail.

[mattepicfail]

sum of these fails are w herd but some I git

[MasterAizakku]

Fail, Fail, Fail, Fail, Win?

[orckyorca]

half of dis is glitched

[KenAndEthan]

Amazing a 5 fail streak that's pretty hard to get if your not a lame noob like me in halo

[NextGenGamersFtw]

@KenAndEthan man it must feel really good to gloat over halo 3 "ya im sk!ll3d" ya you may not be a noob but your definently full of yourself thus making you a douchebag thus= hypothetically speaking, hypothetically= go look it up on wiki, i dont want to waste my time on you

[KenAndEthan]

@NextGenGamersFtw Actually i am a douche at halo so no need to tell me i dont play halo anymore......

[controllerfreak78]

@NextGenGamersFtw you do understand he called HIMSELF a noob right?

[tijira1]

2:59 teabag fail LOL

[whoneedspapercutz]

lol at the last one you went all chuck norris on us hahaha

[superotherguy1]

DOUBLE FAIL, TRIPPLE FAIL, OVERFAIL, FAILTACULAR, FAILTROCITY, FAILAMANJARO, FAILTASTROPHE, FAILAPOCALTPSE, FAILIONAIRE!

[flamepaw2000]

#1 is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[RPGNooberBros]

the first 1 is the best lolz

[some1378]

when it was "stick fail" i thought he meant someone had irrectial dis function

[StafireDavis]

This is my First comment I posted, And on my favorite game too!!!

[WolvesBlesedByACurse]

wut song is this

[TheDawnygurl]

mario play halo sieries = MARIOS A SCREWD ASS

[Sk8t3rJak3]

Dude you cant just take any kill an make it a fail

[applepieestgood]

these were all wins..

[hamnmatt]

these suck!

[byezs]

the screen is smaller

[6production9]

I don't get to score fail? How was it a fail.. it's was one bomb and no one scored...

[kazwel87]

u ought to put these into a playlist

[xXLoStDr3aMXx]

Thumbs up if you think that Halo 3 own Halo Reach!

[ghosthunters777]

@xXLoStDr3aMXx yeah halo 3 would win but only reason is because halo reach was before every halo even master cheif

[Xanofar]

@ghosthunters777 Halo Reach is not before Master Chief. Master Chief is one of 75-ish Spartans that were alive during Halo Reach.

[SKATERHALO3]

BEAST

[SKATERHALO3]

its beast1

[Themastercode1235]

0:57 EPIC FAIL!

[TheLinkine]

No a fail is when 2 girl 1 cup pops up on your screen and your mom walks in

[brosickness]

0:16 banshee win more like it



[mario111117]

add me im day destroyer12

[tayshaun222]

The one bomb fail is a fail if u look the bomb explodes and there is no score

[gamerx112]

nah, those bomb kills were not fails, just normal kills, failure to identify a fail.

[Fudgybible]

@coolarmyguy4 mw2 is probably the worst game in history and halo is the beast

[InsaneShadow90]

@Fudgybible MW2 isn't bad, try it. Actually, don't try the multiplayer, that's a piece of fail.

[Maschinepistol]

Basically anything that's flying at you in the Halo universe can kill you. Huh,

[revilo297]

TFT

[Zergfan4life]

lol

:D

[Zergfan4life]

lol

[Redvsbluefan1229]

OMG 2:29 ITS ANDY!!!!!!

[TardGasm]

ever since my 360 got rrod i've been stuck with the old xbox so i've been playing halo 2 and when i played h3, i just couldnt play h3 any more it seems to zoomed in h2 is alot better so im a little bit worried bout reach cuz it seems too zoomed in also

[VotiveRegent]

Look at the one that says score fail. It's one bomb not slayer. Which means then only way to score is to plant the bomb. tHAT's THE FAIL XD

[coolarmyguy4]

FUK HALO IT SUK MW2 COOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[SumthinMaybe]

I was attempting to Hit some dude with a Mongoose (I know, stupid, right? XD) one game, while I was flying Full Speed at him he Picked up a Rocket Launcher..shot me and I was FLYING...and spinning.......RoflMongooseCop­ter :P

[Rancor856]

why the fuck does none of this funny shit happen to me i usually get stuck with noobs whocant understand the fact that warthogs have turrets on them

[MG47126]

i dont fu**in get it

[XxRadkeRoxxX]

dude...halo reach fails are going to be so awsome...

[ImKevinB]

This is a real fail ---> watch?v=L46D_1hJkGo

[Mr999gamer]

that isn't very good and some of them aren't fails

[Partypb420]

1:54 how is that a fail? its not slayer its one bomb u only get a point wen the bomb is armed o_O

[freedomfighter5000]

@Partypb420 it was armed and it blew up lol

[DanTheEnigma]

Lol at the Maplestory Ad underneath. POOSTICK! Also, the vid was a lot funnier.

[1337L4Dplayer]

these are funny

[MrKiller10139]

lol supid elites

[warghost95]

score fail? IDIOT u get score when u put the bomb to ur checkpoint!!!!!!!

[ghosboy]

lol the banshee thing keeps happening to me wen i laser it

[JamesBondSim9]

1:20 I hate Campers and People who use the Noob Tube.....Fight like a man and actually do something

[DanTheEnigma]

@JamesBondSim9 I would call that beautiful Karma!

[asiancutie440]

thats some final destination shit..

[stupidkidoftheblock]

@asiancutie440 u got shit right..couldnt have put it better my self

[Clubpenguincheatsful]

ok i will explain everything about the no stick fail when u stick a guy it gets off him this is the truth when u see that fail u see a dead body on the ground when the guy who gets sticked walks over the dead body the nade sticks to the body the the real stick guy person

[BLAZE6393]

I hate when sit there and shoot at a guy for half an hour and 1 of 2 things happen-either he turns around a shoots you once and kills you or he goes behind a wall and when you chase him he pops back out with a rocket or something and your like "Oh &*^%" and he blows you up........FAIL!!!!!!!!

[jamesbj3]

Most these videos where copied

[Halo3Fails]

@jamesbj3 None of them were copied.

[z71chevy01]

@Halo3Fails Fail

[jamesbj3]

@jamesbj3 ive seen some of these on machinima

[Halo3Fails]

@jamesbj3 You mean the machinima wesbite? If so, I put them on there.

[charlie120asc]

@Halo3Fails Lol, no you didnt :P

[IFIXUR360]

@jamesbj3 yeah ive personally downloaded some from bungie favs.

[BenR386]

that last one was so f*in pro. "Territory Win!"

[madbass22]

*sigh* these arent unique. these happen in every match i play in. a real fail is the time i threw a spike grenade across the map, died, spawned, got in a chopper and got stuck by my own grenade

[NNB300]

lol at 1:00 nice aim

[ColdAtrix]

They r not fails

[clubmimo123]

Whats the songs name i like it :)

[Kossrifle]

@Halo3Fails

No this series sucked, top10series is way better than your show :/

[D4rkl0rd7271]

i was the guy who got shot by the rocket at 05:9

It was my first day on live too :(

[shakenmikeg14]

@Halo3Fails you should say yes top 5 suck a**

[milo2435]

u should never tepag some to fast it just looks retarted



[13r0thm4g3]

@milo2435 u should never try to spell teabag ever again, cause it just looks reatrted

[nnSharkBaitnn]

@13r0thm4g3 but wait you just spelled it! :O

[MrCarolinaMuzik]

@13r0thm4g3 oh it looks reatrted?? wtf are u "retarded"

[jefffo123]

@13r0thm4g3 You should never spell retarded, because it just look retarded.

[13r0thm4g3]

@jefffo123 again. if u had any intelligence u would know im making fun of that guy not spelling teabag right b not spelling retarted right. damn, how stupid is our society today?

[Seano299]

@13r0thm4g3 u should never try spelling retarded again.

[13r0thm4g3]

@Seano299 wow ur stupid. if u had any intelligence at all then u would know im making fun of him not spelling teabag right by not spelling retarted right. ur obviously in 1st grade so u must need grammar lessons

[Seano299]

@13r0thm4g3 Lol, u need to remember that this is the INTERNET, u can't tell if someone is being sarcastic and stuff like that happens alot not done as a joke and I need grammar lessons? I was talking about spelling not grammar u dumbass, of cource ur obviously ur in first grade so u must need Engilsh lessons.

[13r0thm4g3]

@13r0thm4g3 spelling fits into the grammar category holy shit our generation is dumber than hell

[EpicMoustache]

I dont get it. Why is punching people a fail?

[booyahhayoob]

@EpicMoustache none of them bothered to kill him.

[Slashito12345]

0:40 ROCKET POWNED

[MrCracker2121]

wow... most of these are wins. do you know anything about halo. plus most of these don't even make sense. like the score fail, obviosly they just started the game or it wasnt a slayer game. In MY OPINION this is one of the most pointless videos on youtube. Out of 10 i give it negitive 2. Sry to the people who put time into this.

[zFerAresz]

@MrCracker2121 u r right about the most of these are wins BUT about the bomb, the problem was not that they started a new game or anything like that, if u look carefully u can see how the bomb wasn´t planted correctly and was out of the place where u suppose to planted, because of the guy that killed him. so is not that obvoius xD

[TheMarkes36]

1:25 he t-bags him hahahahaha