Factual Game Facts About Facts 4

[itjfru]

"and you told me she was made out of biscuits and we have to get her back so we can all have a delicious breakfast" BEST LINE EVER!!!

[hedorah5]

holy crap...

[ShinoXrocks]

Alright i have to say Bullet Bill was already my favorite enemy but now yea hes even higher on Mario characters than Toad........

[zeldafreak701]

You stupid black mother fucker!!

lmao

[ryno123321]

The shorrom was shaped like a chode. 

[MegaAuraStar]

You told me she was your daughter

You told me she was your sister

You told me she was made out of biscuts and we had to get her back so we could have a delicous breakfest

[HutchHiker]

Just coz he's black don't mean he gonna stab someone.

[legendmacho]

epic end

[LightVegas]

Funny video. :-D

[Marioking707]

Saints row 3 reference?

[sasukehaseo]

Bullet Bill sounds a lot like someone from Squidbillies.

[LadyCat696]

Damn, it's really cool

[Ericbenson1624]

y u no comment about big purple dildo?

[linskywalkful]

you told me that she was made out of biscuits and we have to get her back so we can all have a deliciouse breakfeast.

[DShobo32000]

1:16 nuff said

[lSoundWavel]

There should be a shirt that says "nobody ever fuckin lies to bullet bill" xD

[TheBlimpFruit]

Funy

[Umaguma2001]

AT 1:48 they just sit their then it gets funny as hellXD

[TheWarhammer13]

LOL " Get off me you stupid black mother fucker!" XD

[nawsom2]

any1 notice when bullet bill mentioned the big purple dildo at 0:24 he got it from Saints Row 3?

[gcasey141]

LOL

[LordHades1196]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY TOP COMMENT !!! IT GOOOOONNEEE :(

[TheRangersofReach]

the end made me laugh sooo hard

[xXWindsniperXx]

The "We've been deceived..." and the end bit with Bullet Bill are the best parts!!!

[Thatmexicasiankid]

3024 people had a delicious breakfast..

[Terra1311]

rofl so we can all have a delicious breakfast.

[Chill3OO1]

:58 lol smoker voice

[ANGRYpooCHUCKER]

TICKLING YOUR DICK!

[FistFireCentral]

38 people don't have big purple dildos

[PapomanResurrect]

Press 8 for Bullet Bill to say.....

[PapomanResurrect]

BULLET FUCKING BILL FOR THE FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING WIN!!! WHO VOICED THAT GUY THATS MY NEW FAVORITE VOICE AND CHARACTER EVER!!! DO BULLET BILL!!! AND LET HIM HAVE BREAKFAST!!!!!

[brodiebh]

if Mad Mad Mario saw this he'd laugh his ass off.

[Fallout3boy2077]

ahh im just tickling your dick=wtf??

[relliks01]

Johnny, these facts are fucken hilarious! Keep up the good work! Subbed!

[castlevaniax1]

i like part 0.59

[Anjo666xD]

0:51 to 0:54 i can't stop laugh... Oh fuck! I'm so racist.

[MrTastyProductions]

Giant purple dildo + guns + explosions = saints row 3

[danblacks]

Nobody ever lies to Fucking bullet Bill (perfection)

[Th3H3xt3chOn3]

WE WONT GIANT PURPLE DILDOS.... naw man im just tickling you ball sack .... but i do wont a jet pack

[deathbowl99]

a purple dildo is expensive

[boriss96]

BULLET BILL!!!!!!!!

[Reppinpurpleboy24]

MORE BULLET BILL!

[TheShawn99001]

Dude you deserve wayyy more views

[maxxieZEro]

bullet bill WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME!?!?!?!?! JK

[mbsdx]

Moar bullet bill please D:!!! HAHAH

[Hakkun9872]

Turtle knows a lot, for an old geezer.:D

[espio950]

epic

[kevinn510]

More Bullet Bill!!!!

[runescapecyber]

Bullet Bill made my day, seriously dude you are fawking awesome.

[jonny581991]

nobody ever fucking lies to bullet bill

[MonkeyStompVideos]

A SHOW ABOUT THOSE FOUR (including or bowser or not) Would be a masterpiece! im sure if JohnnyE had the will, he could find a way. Thumbs up if you agree!

[CartmanDaMan]

Thumbs up, if you were already watching these videos before Mari told you.

[Xboxmaster356]

Bullet bill= lol XD

[kgrayman]

More Mario facts please! You're awesome!

[AlanFeckinKenny]

hammer bros are looking for better strategies? I find the hammer bros the most annoying enemies ever. Even compared to most games of this day and age

[MyJohnson100]

when that old koopa was talking i cracked up

[BigBall1998]

i want to have sex to



[benaji261]

Bullet Bill's mouth movement reminded me of that old Rudolph the Reindeer cartoon thats like claymation or whatever.

[Trooper45a]

Bill turning serious was really unpredictable.

[Ninjadude973]

That bullet reminds me of one of my p.e. coaches... whom I suspect to be gay...

[MBFideline]

Bullet bill is awesome please bring him back

[PallyGotPwnedd]

Bullet bill sounds like that dude from squidbillies

[leakyhorse]

You told me she was made of abiscuits and we need to get her back to have a delicious breakfast.

[MrJokerOWNS776]

No top comments about dick-tickling? Disappointing.

[81valverde]

Get off me you stupid black mother fucker! Hahahaghaha!!!!!

[KaiForce]

This is genious



[xxcobraxvenomxx]

bowser=mad mad mario

[SuperSonicCozzo]

I love bill

[99NyanCat]

and a big purple dildo!

[blundomgalaz]

You have to make a show of Bullet Bill

[thehalofan2010]

naw im just tickling your dick. WTF

[Sn1p3r1337]

why would a bullet have a knife

[Mentaltroll]

Goomba is racist positive if u dont like him!!

[Number1JDAWG]

is it just me or does bullet bill sound like billy bob thorton with downs syndrome???

[alucard2d]

lmfaoooooo iv been dying since fact 1

[thesweetcuban]

we've been decieved lmao

[N3V3RSAYD13]

1:16 bullet is the best voice ever !!!!!

[N3V3RSAYD13]

1:16 bullet is the best voice ever !!!!!!

[smileyhiley100]

lol this is well funny

[Ehho3o]

Bullet Bill <3 xD

[Mechservpr]

and a big purple dildo??? penetrator reference???

[unknown1122ify]

@Mechservpr NO saints row three reference lol

[Cheeze251]

We've been decieved, gotta love that one



[KIDKlassik29]

GET OFF ME U STUPID BLACK MOTHER FUCKER... ROTFFL..

[KIDKlassik29]

GET OFF ME U STUPID BLACK MOTHER FUCKER

[EMPZclan]

I want a Delicious breakfast.

[Infecting123]

AND I WANT A BIG PURPLE DILDO lol

[THETEDDYBYRON]

At the end igot something important to say and it is Haahahahahahaahahahahahahahaah­ahahahahahahaaha

[Josue3foka]

XD

[RogueCrockett]

this was awesome XD

[WatchThatKillcam99]

Bullet Bill just trolled Boswer

[Mystic3517]

More Bullet Bill, he just cracks me up. Lmao XD

[TheTrollDoingYourMom]

@kalo484 The brown thing said to the missile, a black motherfucker.

[MrDANTHEMAN599]

2:03 is gey

[ShadowJJ77]

I love the bullet bill

[johnsnism]

ye told meh she was made o biscuts, and we had to get herr back, so we all can have a delicous breakfast

[LaraCroftTwins]

Hahaha

[supersonicman01]

DO SONIC!

[commandercool77ify]

Nah man I'm ticklin ur dick let's go kidnap a princess

[TheLimetti]

Nobody ever fucks whit bullet bill...

[OilMan713]

That shitt was so racist. Lol. I bet the voice actor felt so good getting that off his chest.

[WilliamAncich]

Why does Bullet Bill resemble a small black condom? :D

[WilliamAncich]

You sir have earned a favourite! :D

Gratz on 100K views!

[davidtburr]

get off me you stupid black mother fucker

[World0Death]

The goomba looks like a dick

[coolguy111ist]

@World0Death how small is your dick?

[Delta1116732]

1:50 for the best part.

[WilliamAncich]

@Delta1116732 Mhm For sure

[WilliamAncich]

I watched this so many times it's so funny...

You lied to me, and let me teel you somethin'...

... *pulls out switchblade* Nobody ever, FUCKIN' lies to Bullet Bill!

[powergannon]

Koopa is Zoidberg

[WiiGamerof1995]

Bullet bill sounds like a mike judge character

[jongmagee]

hahaha lol Saints Row The Third reference lol

[MrNikauL]

And a big purple dildo

[brinkaolcom]

NO body everFucking lies...To bullet bill.....

[davidn471]

hahahahaha bullet bill

[FootballAndXbox]

I love these.

[4876531]

love bullet bill

[Intheend4226]

a bullet that not only will shoot you but also stab you = FUTURE!

[SuperDuckofDoom]

I love the hammer bros voice lol

[TSForeverStrong]

Damn.... racist much?

[kalo484]

@TSForeverStrong How is he racist?

[TSForeverStrong]

@kalo484

Not serious about it, but he's just like "GET OFF ME YOU STUPID BLACK MOTHER FUCKER!" Didn't have to say the "BLACK" part, but it was still funny.

[lucario9000And1]

@BioZilla10 Truthfully, it's now banzai bill

[HyperShadow810]

We've been deceived!

[LegendaryWalker14]

LMFAO Thumbs up if you laughed at bullet bill

[zombiebutt13]

"Get off me you stupid black matha fucker" lmfao

[startsumtin]

@zombiebutt13 lol racist. lmfao racist!

[UmpFlash]

Im just tickling your dick hahah!

[BioZilla10]

i thought it was billy bullet not bullet bill.

[probablyonmydroid]

I want my name to be Bullet Bill..

[pr0zombieslay3r]

I LOVE THE WAY BULLET BILL TALKS ITS A MIXTURE OF REDNECK AND RETARD SO FUNNY.....AND GET OFF ME U STUPID BLACK MOTHER FUCKER LOL AND WHAT BOUT THE PRINCESS

[poke2305]

@pr0zombieslay3r Wow calm down, no need to yell.

[YourLocalFinn]

@pr0zombieslay3r Why are you shouting?

[unknown1122ify]

@YourLocalFinn in order to be shouting you half to talk and you cant talk through the comments you just type lol im just ticling your dick

[MrDdr1995]

uh Im on that wired side of Youtube again...jk

[thesuperrandomteam]

lol koopa sounds like the purple bear from toy storey 3

[meli56r]

"you lied to me,and let me tell you something,nobody ever fucking lies to bullet bill"lol I laughed my ass off

[kierank100]

and a big purple dildo.

[WingRaah]

1:31 "We've been deceeeived!"

[ninjafreak209]

@WingRaah wow we didnt just hear that 5 seconds ago

[IDrawPeople]

"We want some machine guns!"

"And explosions!"

"And a big purple dildo :)"

"YEA-what?"

[CraigAA1028]

1:17 is the funniest line ever conceived by man

[zacktheattack]

"No man, I'm just ticklin' your dick lets go kidnap a princess"

AHAHHA FUCKING GREAT

[KjvYaBoyIsHere]

We want some machine guns!, some explosives, and a big purple dil do !

[xxcutetaraxx]

Omg this is soooo funny. I love this!!!

[cheekybuttful]

25 people didnt get their big purple dildo.

[200truthfinder]

Mo body ever fuckin lies to bullet bill

[1tim64]

3:05 and thus KAIZO MARIO WAS BORN

[Tman1052]

"Get of me you stupid black motherfucker" I laughed my fucking ass off at the part :D

[amq911]

The best Mario vid!

[TheMushudog]

true story

[Mills997]

You told me she was made out of biscuits and we had to get her back so we could all have a delicious breakfast

[CsXiQe]

What do we want ? :D

[TheAgol07]

Get off me you stupid black MF LOL racist moment there !

[xooXScaRFaceXoox]

@TheAgol07 he was black, what's racist about that? you're making it racist.

[isuke9281]

@TheAgol07 scarface is right. Black is a real color. Look at tires. They're black.

[Razorbladez180200]

Bowser=Pedodinosaur

[nsl471]

Nah man I'm just ticklin' yer dick!

[FootballAndXbox]

@nsl471 I love that part.

[Ponynstuff320]

I don't know which is funnier this,or mad mad mario.

[agentringer]

"And a big purple dildo" lol

[swipperthefox]

the penatrator from saints row 3 is mario's only weakness......bowser

[ElderGrogh]

People love when i put up your stuff on AdultSwimAlternativeDOTcom, i really hope as this knock off brand grows that we can keep you in the ranks and give you even more success then you already have!

[fightwatcher111]

Lol "get off me u black mother fucker" lol that was funneh even though racist.

[TheCam696969]

whats the name of the song in this video??



[nsm54]

more bullet bill :D

[FutureBroadway1]

24 people use big purple dildos.

[EzeKill666]

Haha funny video keep up the good work!

[SimaoImexx10]

lmao fucking hilarious

[CsXiQe]

Gimme dildo! ;>

[WARDEATHFUN]

I want a purple dildo too now...

[solidsnake6911]

0:53 :D

Get off me, you black mother fucker!