Chuck Norris Vs Bear, What really happened

[JimmySilversJr]

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and 666 people died, before the grenade exploded.

[TURB0N1NJA]

Chuck norris would never do such a thing to his 3 month old son!!

[geocloud2000]

chuck norris is the explosion

[aijiahiscool]

hahahahahahaha

[Christizm]

if this happened the whole world would end not just the bear and Chuck Norris would have to start a new planet by himself...

[LittleBigFan98]

Nonsense



[HLM190586]

this over edited but chuck still got it

[nederblade]

this is ridiculous!! if this was real, the entire bear populolation on earth would have been dead at 0:00 !!

[onur1g]

@nederblade you talk to much

[dafranx]

Imagine Chuck Norris doing the same thing to Weegee.

[SuperIronman17]

All chuck norris has to do is look at you and you will turn into a fireball



[2135matt]

we all knew that was going to happen

[sulezraz]

you've been chuckerized!!

[sulezraz]

no one can run away from the Chuck Stare

[orion27ification1]

The bear realized it was facing Chuck Norris so it proceeded to blow itself up instantaneously to avoid the pain it was about to endure from Chuck Norris.

[1996xiaosaber]

Roundkicked by Chuck Norris

[pikminbrawl]

the bear when injured chuck said ( bear : oh beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)

[cjon455]

☻lol the bear go ka boom

[TazGoodBoi]

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[MrJordanio0825]

SO CHUCK NORRIS TURNED THE BEAR INTO A SONY SYMBOL OF FLAMES AT 0:02 ?! AMAZING!

[Blacklemon67]

@MrJordanio0825 yes they have a partnership

[jabe55]

@Blacklemon67 That was awesome, dude!!! Lmao!!! 

[bigcatisbig]

@MrJordanio0825

for every SONY product

sold in the world

CHUCK NORRIS

gets 100.00 dls

[Blacklemon67]

@MrProset I know right? I made this two years ago and people /still/ find the joke funny!

[Preludeboy09]

@MrProset lol he isn't anything, but an old guy. They are just mad, because they couldn't get genital herpes from his tiny dink.

[balsaclumberjak]

@Preludeboy09 Im sorry prepubeboy but chuck norris has a fire crotch...as in real fire no one has gotten close enough to determine the actual size of his dick.

[DarkAngryDog]

@MrProset chuck norris isn't god... he is way better...

He could kill Osama Bin Laden by sending him an audio message with the noise of a roundhouse kick

[galiant609]

@MrProset

Chuck norris isnt God. He's way more better than better!

[Prototypeization]

@galiant609 Only Bruce lee can top Chuck.

[UnitedPlayahz]

@Prototypeization Without Chuck's beard yes. Did you see Bruce Lee any where? why? Because Chuck grew his beard and kicked Bruce's ass til he ain't a livin human on Earth no more :)

R.I.P Brucie

[hessian144]

@MrProset look its because it is a joke. i don't really think chuck Norris is that cool. but the fact is he has thicker skin than Vin diesel because the jokes started about him and he freaked so the new target just ended up being chuck Norris. and actually chuck is also an easy name to insert into jokes.

[ruisulol9000]

@MrProset it is still funny not everyone has heard of chuck norris jokes

I would be careful what you say chuck norris is watching

[1996xiaosaber]

@MrProset because chuck norris rawks, unlike u...

[iffrithda]

@MrProset u can say it's funny... its a media fenomenon... it's not hurting any1... unless those that make fun of chuck norris... (mwahahahaa xD)

[nd4spdundrgrnd]

@MrProset die

[ROCKBEERFUCK]

lmao..i knew it..that other video had to be alter.i knew the bear got blown up

[marcelead]

it's chuck norris!, the bear never has a chance!, the PETA demand chuck norris?

[Lustymessiah]

OMFG LMFAO!!!

[Gizziiusa]

bear realized he messed w/ the wrong human. dead end.

[Edwin0o]

AWESOME

WIN!!

[mrhindo]

lol

[MrOTK1995]

31 bears watched this



[sportsmen00]

@MrOTK1995 haha

[TeamUrbanStorm]

power ranger :D

[barcaryou]

fake the bear woulda just disentagrated from meeting eye to eye with chuck norris

[gohanmoreno7]

jajajaja awesome ;D

[chi6075]

even though this is what happened, Chuck Norris would totally 1-hit you for making this horrible video.

[lawoslaw]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L

[aarondays12]

tht bear obviously ate to much n exploded o.o

[EskimaZzz]

dont mess with CHUCK!

[kiaimom1]

Chuck Norris can swim on land, blow up something just by looking at it, gargle peanut butter and hard cement, win a race by not moving, punch with his feet, and now THIS?!

[Carpathian1313]

Chuck Norris blew up the bear...with the help of Sony Pictures. -.-

[VUPdingCLICK]

no,what would have really happened is this.......bear makes CHUCK NORRIS a cup of tea and while he is drinking it-the bear dresses up as CHUCK NORRIS -(after asking CHUCK'S permission,of course),stares at itself in a full length mirror,bursting into flames and finally exploding-and at the very last second asks CHUCK to forgive him in case he didn't do it right......

[dacjan321]

this is not a film, this in on the history channel

[Jokerz2012]

The Cow says: MOOOO

The Pig says: OINK

The Bear says: GRRR

Chuck Norris says: BAHHH, IMA FIRIN MAH LASER!!!

[tony1228810125]

how did the bear get that close to chuck norris?

[CCprodutionsExtras]

this isn't fake

it's something even cooler

CHUCK NORRIS

[xKillerZombiex]

hahaha. nice.

[JokieeBoi]

chuck shits out nukes so that explains where the explosion came from

[S9RiDeRs]

@Preludeboy09 i would like to see you tell him that. mr.soontobegone

[NYCole0821673]

@Preludeboy09 how dare you. I'd like to see you get that close to Chuck without exploding into a dustcloud

[Arykermanchi]

I don't believe it! The bear died before chuck norris blew it up!

[dafranx]

Chuck Norris lit his fart on fire at the bear.

[Wowplajer]

LOL

[thebugle2]

now bear!

[GhostGS666]

chuck should lead the x-men chuck norris and the x-men lol!!!!

[Kh3beast]

LMFAO chuck didnt blow up, the bear just combustioned

[HolyBomb]

mwahahah roflcopter sounds!

[Junior6826]

HAHHAHA

[CutePuppy666]

The bear turned into a duck after it exploded.

[3t3rn4ldr34m1ng]

LOL

[naiko02]

Chuck Norris can light a match from the side of the wood

[Blacklemon67]

are you high??? Chuck Norris doesn't explode, stuff around him does.

[howak47]

@Blacklemon67 why yes i am high hahah but i said he SHOULD HAVE blown up not the bear .... iam not that stoned i know the bear did blow up ARE U HIGH??????

[NerdfightariaSoldier]

@howak47 Whoa!

Did you just say the master should blow up!?

You don't f*** with chuck!!!!!!!!

I mean, you can try, but you will fail.

FTBA from Nerd Fighters

[howak47]

@NerdfightariaSoldier hahah u say the master i will take that f##k out with a ar -15 like to see him st5op the bullet hahahah

[SwordSkill2]

@howak47 First: "Chuck Norris" and "blow up" can never get it the same sentence, unless Chuck allows is for some reason. Second: Chuck Norris can't blow up. Thirt: Chuck Norris didn't even had to do this. He could have made the bear just die.

[roflmfaopimp]

Fake, Fake and Fake, thats isn't what really happened, the bear would of exploded from the stare of Chuck Norris not set on fire >:(

[Blacklemon67]

lol i think you might be right

[TheCaliger]

@Blacklemon67 I concur

[BFtheWave]

@roflmfaopimp lol..I'm pretty sure it exploded

[NerdfightariaSoldier]

@roflmfaopimp Thats correct. In fact, it has been scientifically proven that Chuck has an awesome circumference of 50 miles. Chuck Norris can actually squeeze the life out of you within 40 miles.

[sipinflames]

@roflmfaopimp talk about fake, how the fuck did the bear even mount him

[dethklok6511]

@roflmfaopimp no it would have disintegrated into a pile of ash and then blown away in the breeze. And that's when Chuck Norris thinks about staring at it.

[TesticularRainbows]

@roflmfaopimp ...I think that's the point of the video..Unless you're being sarcastic...

[jacobpie16]

like the one i made lol

[EvilMrDark]

...and he created fire!

[dafranx]

is chuck norris pyrokinetic? it means that he can start a fire, with his mind.

[chert95]

dafranx:

Chuck Norris was taking the bear out of existence.

[KungFuRascals3]

His mind? No, his STARE.... :-P

[Archive1364]

@dafranx Chuck Norris can do ANYTHING

[Archive1364]

@dafranx Lol

[Dmitryxxxx]

lolnage

[bigqwertycat]

Chuck Norris can find the

hidden valley

(salad dressing)