He met a Asian women on the Internet and they had an affair and my mom said rahhh and then my dad moved in with the asain lady and then they started to fight because she wasn't as submisitive as she seemed at first when he was finished fighting with the asian women he came home but it was in the middle of the night and my mother was drunk and she shot him and I was standing right here when it happened and that's what made the stain I got the crap scared out of me
My dad met a Asian lady on the Internet and my mom was like noooooo then he moved with the Asian lady and they started to fight because she wasn't as submisitive as she seemed at first then my dad came home at the middle of the night and my mother was drunk and she shot him and I was standing right here when it happened and I got the crap scared of me
i love how stuart tells him about his dad and how when he tries to wake up his mom and the guy say O MY GOD IS SHE DIED and he he says only on the inside
i need you help which one is the one where theres a guy working at a quicki and he dicides to go on a killing spree then anohter guy comes in and wants to go on a killing spree
Way back in 1894, a little girl named Madeline Crothe was skipping through the woods when a mysterious man in black snatched her. He brought her to his house, tourtered her, and starved her to death. Send this to 6 videos in the next 30 min. and you will be safe, but if you dont at approximately 1: 34 tonight you will wake up to see an aneorexic child holding a bloodied up knife and she will kill you
PLEASE DONT READ THIS!In 1971 a guy named Kyle an his girlfriend Emily were in side a house that was said to claim peoples lives if they entered the house.The next morning a guy named Alex saw fingernail marks on the door.if you dont post this to 5 videos, youll be getting a visit from Kyle and Emily tonight!WARNING:this has been proved to be real,i value my life!whoever reads this may God be with you! I TRULY DO APOLOGIZE!!! PS i got this from another vid ( i am not taking my chances
well i just finished off half a bottle of wine now im working on a bottle of liquor so i should be numb on the inside and outside pretty soon.lol
COWGIRLBABY19841 6 months ago
VACUUM GUY:OMG IS SHE DEAD
STUART:ONLY ON THE INSIDE.that part cracks me up!!!
alexisasay 6 months ago 2
do you like demostraions? AS LONG AS EVERYONE KEEPS THERE CLOTHS ON !!!
MrHugs4free 6 months ago
mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama....see?
fuseballoon 7 months ago
"I know what to do" kicks ass!!!!
ididcramsmom 7 months ago
that's a lot of info to give to a vacuum cleaner salesman.
CimaraNyx 7 months ago
"MAMA DERES A BLACK PERSON @ DA DOOR" STUART IZ TOO DYME FUNNY
MsAfricanBeauty101 8 months ago
mama theres a black man at t dor
superpugable 10 months ago 6
Minute 1:37 cracks me up. LOL XD
yes2birthdays 10 months ago
MAMAMA WE GOT A FREE VACUUUMM.
icancrankthat89 11 months ago
mama x40 hits her with her pillow lol
Chromez2000XD 11 months ago
12 people have met Stuart in person.
saimmias9 11 months ago
4:42 OMG it's Coach Hines without his mustache!
vietazn20 11 months ago
The 11 people the disliked this are vaccum salesman and lost vaccums to little kids like stuart and moms like dorine.
xXironarXx 1 year ago
Mama we got a free vacuum!!! LOL
MegaZelda01 1 year ago
"lets just say i scare easily.."
Momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma momma see nothing.
ohmygod is she dead? only on the inside!
hahah gotta love stuart. (:
monkey0431 1 year ago 3
"o my god. o my god. is she dead??"
"only on the inside..."
kittiesgomow33 1 year ago 3
Does anyone know where I can find the clip of them moving, that one was my all time fav Stuart clip.
YuukiYotobari 1 year ago 2
@YuukiYotobari keep searching youtube they arent all labeled like this so some may just say staurt one of em gotta be the one ur talking about
infernoofflames 1 year ago
@infernoofflames I will continue the search, thank you.
YuukiYotobari 1 year ago
I know what to do!
mepleo98 1 year ago
mama the black man is chasing me
zander14ful 1 year ago
as long as everyone keeps their chotles on
zander14ful 1 year ago
"as long as everybody keeps their clothes on."
STUART MAKEMELAUGHAGAIN! lol so funny.
maddisullens 1 year ago
mama mama mama
zander14ful 1 year ago 2
Mama we got a free vacuum,
svhecjb 1 year ago
11 people sell vacumes
lily5531 1 year ago
ahhhhh! mom help the black man is chasing meeee!!!!!
LADYJAZZY10 1 year ago 2
I love how at the end he kickes the door and gose aahhh ouch!! Hahaha hilarious!!
hngodsgirl 1 year ago
SON OF A MOTHER DUCK, IF YOU DO NOT BUY THIS VACUUM I WILL STAB YOU IN THE NECK WITH A PENCIL, SHESEYSA!!
TheGrinninMan 1 year ago 3
ha i love staurt
bdswinehart 1 year ago
-RASPY VOICE- LET ME DO IT!
XxAshleyCrispersxX 1 year ago
mamma theres a black man at the door xD
SREBRENICABIH 1 year ago
LOL wtheck?!
supermagical101 1 year ago
He met a Asian women on the Internet and they had an affair and my mom said rahhh and then my dad moved in with the asain lady and then they started to fight because she wasn't as submisitive as she seemed at first when he was finished fighting with the asian women he came home but it was in the middle of the night and my mother was drunk and she shot him and I was standing right here when it happened and that's what made the stain I got the crap scared out of me
TheLupito739 1 year ago 3
My dad met a Asian lady on the Internet and my mom was like noooooo then he moved with the Asian lady and they started to fight because she wasn't as submisitive as she seemed at first then my dad came home at the middle of the night and my mother was drunk and she shot him and I was standing right here when it happened and I got the crap scared of me
TheLupito739 1 year ago 2
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horsepg 1 year ago
it's not the same without the mother..
kevinasaurus 1 year ago
stuart is my inspiration
cicibaby15ilu 1 year ago
mama we got a new vacuum
punk1822killer 1 year ago
There is crack being smuggled in that vacuum cleaner.
MydniteDaun 1 year ago
LMFAO!! *takes wig* oh look what i got!
MellyRawrCookieEater 1 year ago
11 noobs missed the like button!!! (;
sambee12345 1 year ago
why the hell ar yu so strong lmfao
UniqueEndividual 1 year ago
That's what the neighbors say. They say your house is dirty and your mom's a drunk. That's... that's very mean. But it's also true. XD
brittanystarr1 1 year ago
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why IS he so strong
rockinjoker07 1 year ago
"lets just say i scare easily" lol XD
brittneyw98 1 year ago
my god is she dead?!...only on the inside!
lmmfao! xD
sailorstar723 1 year ago
MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA
jbeard501 1 year ago
its Stewert!! are u selling candy.......nu no vacumes moma theres a black man chacing me !!!!
beachgirls108 1 year ago
Lol smart boy
AgentDarkMario 1 year ago
5:05 ow!
Darx969 1 year ago
lol its coach hines
geassmaster99 1 year ago
racist... but funny
jennettemccurdy1010 1 year ago
it's hard 2 say she had a vodka and vikaden 4 breakfast
rainbowgirl678 1 year ago
hahahha i bout peed my pants i love it!! i would be laughin my ass off if my boy woke me up like that haha.
OMGaCANDLE 1 year ago
@OMGaCANDLE lol my little cousin sounds just like stuart after u c him ur like i hat my name cause he calls ur name sooo much
rainbowgirl678 1 year ago
i love how stuart tells him about his dad and how when he tries to wake up his mom and the guy say O MY GOD IS SHE DIED and he he says only on the inside
pantonthegroundgirls 1 year ago 3
HAHAHAHAH
iplaymymusicloudlol 1 year ago
FUCK YEAH
emmaaaah69 1 year ago
She was probably laughing her ass off though on the couch. I lol'd when he kicked the door. Stewart is so pathetic!
moshmartyr 2 years ago
I love how Doreen doesn't wake up, ha ha ha
greyfox37 2 years ago
mama mama thers a black man chasing me!
lmfao!@
moores0904 2 years ago 2
Stuart do you like demonstrations? As long as everybody keeps their clothes on. LOL!
XxXMitsyMaeXxX 2 years ago 8
hey izn't that sales dude from the america's most funniest animals show on animal planet??!!!!!
thapurpleninja7ily 2 years ago
After he vacuumed the $100 dollar bill I would have just left with the vacuum.
memattman777 2 years ago
mom's dead on the inside lol rofl omg
lizard14ful 2 years ago 4
i need you help which one is the one where theres a guy working at a quicki and he dicides to go on a killing spree then anohter guy comes in and wants to go on a killing spree
jessfuturedancer 2 years ago
OMG STUART RULES!
CoronaTheFatCat 2 years ago 2
"let's just say i scare easily!" lmao stuart is hilarious
Auntie4Life82 2 years ago 2
They're making fun of you racist fucks and you dont even know it..
CRMunir1 2 years ago
@CRMunir1 umm no they're not making funn of racist people...lol
buglover625 1 year ago
OMG IS SHE DEAD!?!? only on the inside HAHAHAHAHA ROFL
hobbes282 2 years ago
Why in the hell is Stuart so strong?
1cynfire 2 years ago
mamm mamm your son is a thief
thorny1111 2 years ago
mama mama theres a black man at the door i just about peed myself from laffing so hard on this vid
ourawsomenessshow 2 years ago 4
Mamm we got a free vaccum.That is what I we call hustlein'
LEAB4 2 years ago 2
MAMA THE BLACKS MAN IS CHASING ME XD
XXTHE12THMANXX 2 years ago 72
"he has a pituitary problem!" lol
Jamiyah2007 2 years ago
i would have done the same thing closing the door
ASD123ME 2 years ago
mama mama mama
mama theres a black man at the door lol
simsrox24 2 years ago 5
LOL Don't be condescending!
lindseysavvy 2 years ago
MAMA! MAMA! theres a black man at the door
bunsenhoneydew111 2 years ago 2
are you selling candy
no No Vacuums :)!
*Door Slam*
ding-dong,opens door
MMMMMMMMM
Codacole 2 years ago
lmfao the ending is so funnyyy
he kicks the door
superbadchicken101 2 years ago 3
"r u sayin our house is dirty" loooool
' MAMA there's a black man at the door"
" mama black man mama"
"are you selling candy?">no no Vaccum! * slam*
SuperMel1988 2 years ago 5
"Why the hell are you so strong!!!" rofl haha
alieninja2007 2 years ago 5
This is teh funniest Stuart vid that i've seen. He's the funniest!
FAV QUOTES:
I Know What To Do!
Are you selling candy? (no) *SLAM!*
I had the crap scared out of me.
momma? momma? momma? momma?
LET ME DO IT!!!
100DiddlySquatxx 2 years ago 6
I almost died when he sucked the money up, and when he ripped off the man's hair, I was crying. It was soooo funnny!
Bullygat02 2 years ago 4
if Mo Collins isn't on MADtv anymore than who plays stuarts mom?
jordanhockeynut 2 years ago 4
this was a long time ago..
sujubb 2 years ago
nobody
bunsenhoneydew111 2 years ago
Zomg, there's a black man chasing me!
Seiken3 2 years ago 15
lol
skatergrl333 2 years ago 2
stuart do u llike demonstrations?
as long as every1 keeps her close on
lmao
SOAD447799 2 years ago 6
"I had the Crap scared out of me"
SaxonSarah 2 years ago
hahahaah "mamma we gotta free vacuum!" i love stuart! XD
XxcraziiLilgirlxX 2 years ago 3
these are two of the funniest guys on mad tv!!
jingleheimerschmit 2 years ago
Stuart rules
Fman5555 2 years ago 3
I love stuart!! Hes funny! LMAO
ShayShayGurlZzz 2 years ago 2
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Way back in 1894, a little girl named Madeline Crothe was skipping through the woods when a mysterious man in black snatched her. He brought her to his house, tourtered her, and starved her to death. Send this to 6 videos in the next 30 min. and you will be safe, but if you dont at approximately 1: 34 tonight you will wake up to see an aneorexic child holding a bloodied up knife and she will kill you
Amado4884 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahhaha
chillwill96 2 years ago
lol 3:48
RedMonth123 2 years ago
ha ha i love this one. ftw
bubblesfoster 2 years ago
4:35 is sooo funny!
Sweetpea21ful 2 years ago
the sales man was coach hines
mtot1234 2 years ago
omg
he like beat his mom xD
ayooxgina 2 years ago 5
hahaha then i shot him :o
wiickedlovley 2 years ago 3
suart is sooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy
poo498 2 years ago 35
Why in the hell are you so strong!?
Garrettv3 2 years ago 3
who plays stuart???
guccipoohbear 2 years ago
michael mcdonald
sauronnooben 2 years ago
thanxz
guccipoohbear 2 years ago
thanxz.. dis video itz funni
guccipoohbear 2 years ago
michael mcdonald
tweettweet333 2 years ago
michael mcdonald
joshshoj13 2 years ago
thanxz
guccipoohbear 2 years ago
"momma, there's a black man at the door! momma, momma, there's a black man. momma, momma, momma, momma, momma... she's napping."
ThiefFang111 2 years ago 3
why in the hell are you so strong? He's got a pituitary gland problem. I heart stuart!
smartgirlb 2 years ago
momma we got a free vacume :]
loveybabyragoer 2 years ago
momma momma momma the black mans chasing me momma momma (stuart pushed him) how in the hell are you so strong?!?!?
lolypop243 2 years ago 2
OMG! Is she dead?
Only on the inside
xD
amandaottosson 2 years ago 3
wow
photolover24 2 years ago
omg i LOVE stuart!!! he is amazing!!! lol that makes my day better!!! :D
SsilentxSscreams 2 years ago 3
4:43 Its Coach Hines in a suit
demonlordf 2 years ago 3
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS!In 1971 a guy named Kyle an his girlfriend Emily were in side a house that was said to claim peoples lives if they entered the house.The next morning a guy named Alex saw fingernail marks on the door.if you dont post this to 5 videos, youll be getting a visit from Kyle and Emily tonight!WARNING:this has been proved to be real,i value my life!whoever reads this may God be with you! I TRULY DO APOLOGIZE!!! PS i got this from another vid ( i am not taking my chances
munkuuman 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This is so stupid...
But i love my mom deeply...
And i don't want to take any chances.
Sorry.
If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
jpthe2 2 years ago
4:53 "how the are you so strong!" LOL
jpthe2 2 years ago 3
5:07 lol!
BunnyBaby122 2 years ago
hahahahahaha
avrillvrxox 2 years ago
i wounder if his family ask him to act like stuart
truckerwannabe14 2 years ago
lol.....
mama mama mama mama....lol
tapatipi12 2 years ago
That's not actually Mo Collins...I pretty sure it's a puppet.
MarkTheTormentor884 2 years ago
me to
mtchiller9 2 years ago
hahaahhahaa why in the hell are you so stong (:
xoxoimani 2 years ago
and thats what made the stain,
i had the crap scared out of me.
lol, i love stuart♥
mandy14514 2 years ago 2
"momma, we got a free vacuum!" lol
tuberonthetube3 2 years ago
i just love the part when stuart stars pounding on her mom with the pillow
mopoman0 2 years ago
haha is she dead?.. only on the inside lmao
tnvols07 2 years ago 5
Best part, for sure!
iloveblago2 2 years ago
i love the ending
rntoro1 2 years ago
lololol 4:16 : 5:10
silverdestroyer123 2 years ago
lmao 0:22-0:28
WrestlingChiika 2 years ago
Stuart: "Are you selling candy?"
Salesman: No, Vaccuums!"
-Stuart shuts the door and the salesman with an angry face- XD
EtniesJuggernaut 2 years ago
FUNNY!!!
xbecca97x 3 years ago
H/AHAHA that was the funniest 1 ive seen
bruinsfan33 3 years ago
my favorite part is when he kicks the door at the end! HA HA HA! ROTFL
ansvball93 3 years ago
Mama, we got a free vacuum hahahahahahha.
curiousgeorge1995 3 years ago
why the hell r u so strong
AmandaJW15 3 years ago 6
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erm... yeah i know its funny... but i get another tought that if this was in real life i would cry, he have no father and hes mom dont care for him
give it a second tought think of it
jedijakob 3 years ago
what a creepy man playing a young kid. Imagine him in real life. but i still love the show!
PineAppleLipgloss 3 years ago
Let Me Do it !!
Rosalie4455 3 years ago 2
lol i had the crap scared out of me!
funkysocks5 3 years ago
say it into the microphone! ROFL
xxsarah380 3 years ago 2
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harris831 3 years ago
this is my favorite video ever!!!!
harris831 3 years ago
STEWART IS A RACIST HA LOL
puma0011 3 years ago
mamma the black mans chasing me!
lolli44pop 3 years ago
lol why the hell r u so strong
SexyLisa99 3 years ago 2
then when my father finished fighting with the asian women lmao
lilmatty4lyf 3 years ago
LET ME DO IT!!
plumqueeen 3 years ago 2
This so damn funny had me dien laughen
UniqueEndividual 3 years ago 2
omfg!!! U GOT A PATUATARY GLANT PROBLEM!!! Y THE HELL R U SO STRONG????
akaklol 3 years ago 3
haha if youve ever seen Tropic Thunder, Stuart looks like simple Jack lol.
2beMarty 3 years ago
is the vacuum salesman coach hines?
jordanfriesen 3 years ago
yeah he is
2beMarty 3 years ago
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u can tell the guy that plays stuart is gay
CEScheerleader17 3 years ago
LOL "are you saying my house is dirty?" "NO! no..no...!" "That's what my neighbors say." "Thats mean!" "But it is true."
jedimasterkt29 3 years ago 3
mama mama the black mans chasing me lol
iruleatvideogames 3 years ago
"as long as everybody keeps there clothes on"
"omg is she dead?"
"only on the inside"
omg i love stuart!
bridgetxalexis 3 years ago 4
omg hines is back XD
s0nofthebeach 3 years ago
srrry to break it to u but.. that isnt hines ^_____^
Corea4ever 3 years ago
I know man I was talking about his hairs XD
s0nofthebeach 3 years ago
Are you selling candy?
laylamay59 3 years ago 4