Britains Got Talent 2011 David Knight Comedian HD 9 YEARS OLD

[peteradds]

best joke going better than toni but no offence ur a bit stupid to think u had a red buzzer.

[andrewoconnell95]

hahahahahahaha NOT FUNNY how do they all fake laugh david

[Avalanche2114]

I do think this kid was really brave to get up on the stage but I don't think think his jokes were good. I don't mean anything rude when I say this but I think his performance was just as good as the comedian woman who got booed off.

[kelllyfisher]

stole the last one of facebook :O....

[RidinSolo109]

That little dude has some balls

[nattywat1]

all you big men thinking u can abuse a 9year old kid come see me say it to my face he has the balls to get up and try what u done/doing with yours prob a loser on dole so look in the mirror before making comments

[Whaaaazaah]

ok, so harry hill :D

you..?

[jantheempress]

cute

[MrRobTopping]

i dont get it

[fifigurl1999]

Wht do people say 'AWWW' when he said he's 9. I felt sorry when he was bout to cry. Tbh the jokes were good but how he delievered then wasn't

[LittleMissBlondie130]

this dude is fricken amazing

[fantagegirlable]

Come on pplz hes a kid for goodness he didnt mean to say thts i actually speak cockney gosh!!

[markfj]

Ok hes a Kid, you bunch of mindless idiots...

Its not cockiness its called stage presence and its probably scrpted... I didnt think it was funny either to be honest, but what's funny is" cool" people online slagging off a 9 year old.

[lemsta123]

@markfj Fuck this kid who got the sympathy vote and Fuck you just for being you ..

[TheLightSkinnedGirl]

to be honest the only funny part for me was 0:50 !

[RandomSklar]

fuck this cocky little shit.

[thehiddenreachguy]

would he have a tantrum if he was booted from the competition?

[boihaggos1]

all i hear was shit coming out. i think i lost all concentration when this kid started tlking i just saw blurred faces after a while

[amberwhufc]

its not the fact even if he does google it he is 9 years old and stood up infront of all them people and made them laugh!! if u guys slag of a 9 year old boy u really need to get a life! id like to see you get up and do it!

[superkeith1996]

wot the hell, hes 9 and his jokes were maybe nt hilarious bt they were gd, fgs how bout u go on there and have the bloody courage to do tht. none of u haters could do tht, none of ya, u just sit there like a bloody idiot slaggin people off. and btw hittin little kids is classed as wot wos it, child abuse oh thts it. grow up,

[fazer990]

this kid is like a little Mr Bean. The way he leans forward in that way to laugh at 0:15 reminds me of him so much

[CallumOakley]

hello im callum oakley , im a comedian my self im fifteen and been doing it for 12 months , for a kid who is 9 years old to get up infront of thousand + people takes some bottle to do . maybe they weren't your jokes, but well done for getting up there.

[DelilahPleaseWait]

those jokes weren't funny at all:L

[CheeseHamCracker]

My god this kid is annoying, cocky shit who thinks he's a comedian because he is good at finding good jokes on the internet... Harry Hill and Michael McIntyre are real comedians because thy base their jokes around real life situations and make them up themselves, I know he's only 9 but seriously what a little brat, he should wait until he's old enough to make up jokes himself, i had heard both those jokes before.

[Piisuke]

@CheeseHamCracker I think you're missing the point. Comedians of this age have no own material, let alone life experience to base their jokes on... Seriously, did you even read what you wrote? It is about stage performance and his is spot on, something Michael, which you pointed out was a 'real' comedian, also pointed out. He won't win BGT, but he's definitely got talent. He's a kid, no comedian of that age writes their own jokes.

[CheeseHamCracker]

@Piisuke well in that case he shouldn't be auditioning. Cockiness and over confidence from a 9 year old isn't really a talent worth boasting about. A lot of talents can be done by all ages but there is a reason stand up comedy is only a talent for older people, because they can make the jokes themselves. When this kid gets older, i'm sure he will be able to do that and be a very good comedian but until then he should just accept he's too young.

[HeKticJoker]

What a cocky little shit, plus jokes were not that funny... i would love to punch him, any1 agree.

[yassin2000seddik]

@HeKticJoker wat do u kno could u do betta

[daynight63]

@HeKticJoker You may think your funny or big to make such comments, about a 9 YEAR OLD CHILD .You are entitled to make fair critisism, but if you make any more threatening remarks I will be in touch with the POLICE and any other agency that needs your details, OK.. PUNK Kind regards, HIS DAD.

[HeKticJoker]

What a cocky little shit, plus jokes were not that funny... i would love to punch him, any1 agree

[HeKticJoker]

What a cocky little shit, plus jokes were not that funny... i would love to punch him, any1 agree

[TehKaRiizMa4D]

Too cocky, not his jokes, seems like a little shit!

[MediaPiXels]

If that woman who made the joke about her slippers had said this, it wouldnt have been funny -.-

[Kylemac19981]

Anybody can go up and tell joke... he didn't have any expression or feel to his preformance, i was disapointed...

[MarkAnders0n]

2 or three jokes . obviously rehearsed to fuck . sooooooo bad

[MarkAnders0n]

shittest comedy act ever

[dudeechillable]

all these little kids who think there comedians are all the same, little shits!

[Elochai1982]

give the kid a break he is 9 years old and he stood in front of that crowd and didnt panic at all. its not about the jokes its the way he delivered them..

[grzedzic]

two words: appalling 

[MrSpdex]

lol

[oasisbigfan]

As he went backstage to see his parents his dad pinched him really hard and said " Don't ever embarrass me again you little fucking retard, grow a pair and tell real jokes, FUCKING HELL!

[Jimmy22Chris]

you can tell he uses the shit side of sickipedia!

[bricksalegend]

proof at last for all those who doubted his second coming...

this is indeed the 9 year old reincarnation of bob munkhouse

[xKiERoN]

I know he's only 9 years old and I'd love to have his confidence but these jokes are shit, he probaly googled them.

If he takes someone with actual talents' place, it's terrible.

I don't watch this crap anyways.

[wallis313]

@xKiERoN

no you can tell you dont :)

[kamranh3]

They probably only said yes so him and his mother didn't cry.

[TheYoungAx]

Sympathy For Kids...Everyone Knows He Was Terrible.

[OrtonFan4eva]

oh lets just put him through coz hes a kid... fucks sake!!!

[csvictory12]

Urgh i hate this kid so much i have heard those jokes a million times before

[AxCherryx]

"I'M JUDGING YOU!" Michael McIntyre's a legend..

[MikeH1986MikeH]

Best bit 1:02 - 1:06

[derrenlegendbrown]

I hope he gets terminal cancer.

[elliot888ify]

@derrenlegendbrown hope u do

[daynight63]

@derrenlegendbrown You may think you are some sort of cool, hard man but I feel very sorry for you that you have time in your life to post such sickening, abusive comments about a 9 year old child. You are obviously a very insecure individual that you have to beat up a 9 year old child, pick on someone your own size.

[zhaofreak]

whats the song at ending?

[BlueShlemon]

why dont you all leave the kid alone. hes a 9 year old boy... he's not going to be a professional comedian... and you try going up on a stage in front of hundreds - keeping your nerve and getting them on your side. Its not just about being funny or not. Its about comic timing, stage presence and the nack of understanding when they are laughing with you not at you. Stop being internet trolls and get a life.

[derrenlegendbrown]

@BlueShlemon Internet trolls? Just because we tell the truth about a shitty little failure? He made me cringe so much that my face was going to fall off. Just cos he's a kid doesnt mean we all need to be like you going: aaaaaawwww howww cute, he just a kid. No he's a cocky cunt.

[mancityrock011]

@derrenlegendbrown fuck off you bellend sucker

[derrenlegendbrown]

@mancityrock011 That hit me hard...You support man city that itself is the biggets insult LOL

[mancityrock011]

@derrenlegendbrown you dont keep up to date that well- 3 days before you posted that comment they beat manchester united to get to the fa cup final...

[BlueShlemon]

@derrenlegendbrown how the hell can you wish terminal cancer on anyway you jackass!!!! how fucking dare you sit there and wish something so fucking terrible on someone. and so what if he tells jokes that are not funny enough for you there is no need to go searcing for him on the internet just to comment about it. and he obviously hasn't failed if he has McIntyre on his side. get over the fact that people like him.... go back to your shitty little life you idiot.

[DanCoops7]

how would the blind person know his guide dog is terrified?

[maherandcameron]

@DanCoops7 thts wut makes it funny smartass

[CandyLoveHearts25]

This kid is so cute xx

[lolbenjii]

david knight more like david kike

[WishYouWereHere75]

@lolbenjii Woah boy, play nice and keep the anti-Semitism out of here.

[millardman99]

He was the only one who entered his local talent competition...

[mariannaalexandrou]

helloooooooooooo!!! michael mcintyre you actual babe xxx

[Higgybelfast]

The only funny thing about this kid is his ears!

[nathan87]

wow, so much hatred. He's fucking 9. did you have that much stage presence at 9? Also, the stuff he did off the cuff was better than his jokes.

[lovemontella09]

I really love Amanda laugh :D

[mattrocks182]

ARRghhghghg he is so annoying. He is just not funny

[MrBirdie101]

i want to nock him out

[LouiseS97]

Aww :') I do love Michael McIntyre!

[78616]

sometimes its not the joke someone says...its the way he says it...hes quite a natural

[jasonandersonx]

this kids about as funny as aids. actually no, now that i've written it, aids actually is funnier.

[catt92]

Michael doesn't make him cry, what were the papers on about!

[MollHasThePower]

I'm sitting here, constantly replaying the 'HELLO!?' part! :)

[MollHasThePower]

'HELLOOOO!?' Britains Got Talent is going to be amazing with Michael McIntyre?

[TasteMyBoomstick]

"it's a joke... it wasn't one of my best"

Michael McIntyre is a legend.

[DayDreamtoSleep]

god he is sooo posh and he looks ill... lol @ Michael

[DEWSBURYDOUNUT]

micheal was laughing on perpess i think and he nearly started crying mornjy! they will get rid of him before the vote off start so he doesnt cry!

[meehogg]

he's not even funny if a man had come onto the stage he would of been booed off there only letting him through just because he is a little kid

[Preeya41]

ummm Harry Hill,

[brownkineeki]

What's so funny?

[Bradicus93]

He is just one of those kids who needs a baseball bat round the back of the head...

[flyingdragons1998]

The second joke is in the Harry Hill book.

[linkinparky1]

@flyingdragons1998 which one?

[flyingdragons1998]

@linkinparky1 The guide dog one

[linkinparky1]

@linkinparky1 no book. the tv burp one.

[RedLine441]

@vakeesan It's got nothing to do with anyone being white. I'm sure there were black people laughing there. I'm white and i didn't laugh you stupid twat

[JoBrosFanForever1]

@RedLine441 Harsh much? he wasnt bieng rasict u brat, he was atrealy telling the truth, its more likely white people laugh more the black people, im half white and half black ok? so why dont you lay off and forget abotu it

[JoBrosFanForever1]

@vakeesan LOL ikr

[jasonandersonx]

@vakeesan i can assure you we don't nigger, now get back to your chicken and watermelon.

[xKiERoN]

@vakeesan So you think that all the people writing that this wasn't funny on here are black? It doesn't matter whether your black or white, I'm white and I didn't laugh and rather found this fucking annoying you racist retard.

[1Thompsonmusic]

Loud mouth shrill voiced brat telling a couple of google searched jokes in an annoying voice. Every comedian kid that's been on this has had exactly the same loud annoying voice, the same kind of average jokes. You're not a stand up comedian until you're an adult. If there are going to be kids, there should be someone like Jack Wild or Shirley Temple. Not that you'll get kids as talented as them two on this pile of shit.

[TheDunnie28]

i just want to slap this kid!!!

[FaTmaN9009]

one of the least funny things i've ever seen.

[paul1967uk]

@FaTmaN9009 He's only 9, you ignorant cunt!

[1Thompsonmusic]

@FaTmaN9009

hahaha!

[JozefBywalec18]

Just because you Google jokes and tell them to people doesn't make you a comedian.

[Carruthers1980]

@JozefBywalec18 If a person makes you laugh that makes him a comedian.

How do you know he googled jokes? Are you spying on him?

You must a miserable person so go away and be miserable eslewhere.

The Audience disagrees with you

[EternalMatthew]

@Carruthers1980 The audience dont want to be tight, hes a cool kid, in fact, hes not a cool kid. Hes a reatarded little munchkin who isnt funny in the slightest, and people only laughed at him, not his fucking terrible jokes.

[Carruthers1980]

@EternalMatthew

Hey stop calling people retards that is not very nice and he is not disabled.

Can you mind read? so you can read the audience minds then?

You find him not funny it does not mean other people don't.

[JozefBywalec18]

@Carruthers1980

Go away please :)

[calmiester1]

@JozefBywalec18 i totally agree with u

[presty101]

join david knights fb page search for David Knight britains got talent 9yr old comedian

[jasonandersonx]

@presty101 how about no

[OliverEByrne]

Aww the poor kid , he was about to cry when Michael buzzed him.Bless him!

[XBOX360gamesforyou]

good act

[Madx2326]

Already 3 vid uploads for this kid looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool