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  • Okai..........................­...................believe in God anything is possible but I eh know for this one. Pentecostal do have a closeness with God but I hope this don't ruin this little boy.

  • --please... stay and always be inline with what the scripture says about you are doing.. do not waste the life of that child.

  • hahaha

  • such a deep voice

  • has anyone else seen the movie Marjoe? If not, you should go watch it right now(the whole thing is here on youtube) if you think making a kid who is barely old enough to talk a preacher.

  • anyone can lip speak

  • Bash Jesus all you want, but don't insult der Führer.

  • @TomStraub hahaha

  • this is the reincarnation of rabbit Lubavitcher

  • This is soo fucking funny!!!!!!

  • Who dubbed Hitler over this video?? You know some of us can understand what they are saying!!

  • already brainwashed

  • Ok, I just found proof that this child is at least, in part, mocking what he has seen in church. Preachers in fire and brimstone churches oftentimes use a handkerchief to wipe their sweaty brows- intense speech for several minutes can make anyone perspire, especially under bright lights (I'm not being sarcastic). This child is NOT perspiring, yet he wipes his face with a handkerchief. If this behavior is being done only because he has seen others do it, how can we be sure with anything else?

  • Give that boy a limousine and an $800 suit!

  • another life just got destroyed.

  • OMG HE DOES SOUND LIKE HITLER

  • @allenZxa2 It is Hitler...hitler's voice has been dubbed over the video...it is one of his famous speeches from the Reichstag in Germany....

  • hahahha nice one

  • 1:21, don't know why but the kid on the left reminds me of p diddy

  • WWHD?

  • Look at how many posts are from people who didn't actually watch the video. LOL

  • Good job, Coco! Hilarious.

  • this disgusts me, wasn't even allowed think for himself.

  • they got a kick out of me reciting scriptures for the church at age 4 too.. my mother always hoped I would grow up to be a preacher, but I lost her love when I decided never to return to church when I turned 18. Please do not forcefully indoctrinate your children...give them a chance to decide what they want to believe and never stop loving them even if they become something you do not approve of.

  • @andywalkerplumber Its sad, your parents should NEVER have forced you, yet i wish you would allow Jesus into your heart. I have an amazing relationship, my heart is now almost always filled to the brim with joy because of him!, but you must see what you believe. I am not lying when i say this, but think about this, what was it that kept the diciples going strong even when they had faced death, condemnaton, rejection, torture and so much more in the name of Christianity?

  • LOL he reminds me or cartman, this kid is so gonna start a cult.

  • Do you think he rapes kids his own age, too?

  • Finally, a preacher that acts his age.

  • poor brainwashed kid

  • the Kings speach;D

  • Hitler would be very proud... :'-).

  • Doesn't the fact a 4-year old can do your job says it all?

    Anyone can ramble meaningless drivel.

  • Why the Hitler voice over? Because the kid is white with blonde hair which was Hitlers ideology of the perfect child? Despite the way he dealt with the Jews and his apparent drug use he foreseen how the world has become.

  • you guys are dumb. how do you put hitlers voice on a kid

  • I look down. I see no comments. Just reponses to comments and these two jerks causing a ruckus.

  • The next GOP President of the United States.

  • This poor kid doesn't have a childhood thanks to his parents shoving their beliefs down his throat.

  • Marjoe redux.

  • @blastzilla4 agreed

  • Hahahahahah I guess you need to get in a bit before commenting!

  • Child abuse.... this is sick.

  • LOL well done

    10/10

    I thought he was really miming a Hitler speech.

  • A 4 year old is no more a Christian than he is a member of the Republican party.

  • Bahahahaha

    

  • godammit i thumbed down before hearing the hitles dubing

  • They made him sound like Hitler... What the heck?

  • cant believe the parents are actually encouraging thier kid to be like hitler

  • child abuse!

  • He reminds me of a miniature Hitler..

  • Only in America would anyone regard this as anything other than a case of child abuse. Stick a 'reverend' in the conversation and you can get a way with just about anything.

    This has to be one of religion's sickest moments.

  • Child abuse.

  • @ZelenoffFanClub

    Give him an evolution and somehow it isn't?

    Its all fucking indoctrination and everyones a fucking hypocrite and they relay on other morons to agree with them

    Atheism and theism are both fucking delusional

  • @revron77 ... and instead you propose ... ??

  • @helperthrope

    That everyone stop being hypocrites.

  • @revron77 - Do you actually know what 'hypocrite' means? If so, how are a) theists and b) atheists indulging in that particular behaviour?

  • @revron77 It's clear that theism is delusional, but that being the case, atheism as the diametric opposite cannot also be delusional.

    Could it be that you are?

  • @helperthrope

    Both are philosophy’s with not baring on science at all. Science does the real work and atheism and theism bitch about how they have science in their favour.

    You can sit here all day and project all you want.

    But face up to the fact that you are a hypocrite as I am.

    If you cannot accept that.. you are a moron. And frankly.. partly insane.

    Also your retarded to hold your view as absolute truth.

  • @revron77 Is your general literacy a clue as to your general intellectual development? If not, your ideas certainly are.

    Nothing of what you say contains any truth, and much of it is clearly borrowed from the views of disparate others.

    Either you are very young and stupid, or old and very stupid.

    Either way, shut the fuck up.

  • @MegaTarkers

    I got it. Your delusional....

    Here.... maybe you should take a 101 class in phycology before you start to dictate to me about how I am wrong. Freud is a great start.... BUT LETS NOT FORGET.... borrowing from experts is wrong....

    Either way.... read a book mega

  • @revron77 No, I don't think you 'got' anything. I doubt that you CAN read a book, so you ought not to advise others in that respect.

    Anyway, keep on with the laughably unintelligent replies - you're doing a better job of making a fool of yourself than I could ever do.

    Do you not understand that people can see though your bullshit? YOU may be convinced by your own nonsense, but no-one else will be.

  • @MegaTarkers

    Ego defences. Go look them up.

    Educate yourself....

    But thats fine.. if you keep insulting me you might just delude yourself so much you wont have to accept the fact you are inherently evil

  • @MegaTarkers

    If you just keep saying words like intelligent... you might just think you are.

    OTHERWISE... come back with a bloody rational reply rather than just sending me cheap insults and going "Ohhh everyone supports me... I need the support of people to know I'm smart"... when your begging for social support due to the lack of intellectual support. You do know that makes you a moron right?

  • @revron77 If you look back, I tried the rational reply with you already, and received nonsense in return, together with a couple of insults. Now you whine because I've got you on the hook and given you some of your own back?

    I KNOW how intelligent I am, which means I also know how intelligent YOU are. When you begin to talk rationally, I will reply rationally, and you will begin to learn. It will be enjoyable for both of us.

    Your first mistake is generalisation. Start from there.

  • @MegaTarkers What you consider a rational response is your self-justification. I mean honestly... sitting talking about how due to the fact you’re an "atheist" your rational and understand reason and I'm deluded only for the fact I am not you. You’re a moron. You bitch at me about generalizing and how that’s my first mistake right after you just said "It's clear that theism is delusional".... see thats also generalisation. You’re prejudice against anyone who doesn't fit your group

    Grow up kid

  • @revron77 There y'go see? You were given the chance to get rational and you come out with more illogical nonsense and insult. You're incapable of rationality. And a whiner.

    It is not a generalisation to say that theism is a delusion. That is an assertion regarding theism; that it is delusional to believe in a deity in the absence of any evidence that such an entity exists. To believe in the existence of the imaginary is delusional QED.

    Now fuck off - kid.

  • @revron77 Zealotry is an insidious and dangerous path to lead anyone down. Using your child for publicity, using your child to further your own ambitions. It all sounds pretty abusive to me.

    Indoctrination suggests unquestioning and absolute belief. I doubt that's true of most people. Certainly many are overly influenced by parents, peers and teaching. But I think almost everyone carries a kernel of doubt. It can manifest as denial, zealotry, fundamentalism, or healthy scepticism.

  • @ZelenoffFanClub

    Exactly, I for one have the balls to admit I may be wrong.... BUT because I'm in that group called "theist" I must have a negative word placed next to me. Because I'm not in the opposing group I must be a bad person. Which is stupid to be honest. I understand atheists get the same shit. But theists do to. Its a stupid cycle.

    And yes, using your child is bad. We can all agree on that. But I feel the passing of tradition from a parent is no ones business.

  • @revron77 If you feel you may be wrong you're an agnostic.

    From what you're writing you seem overly defensive and more than just a little paranoid. There is no cycle. People tend to argue for and against logic and reason. Logic and reason are not the sole preserve of a single viewpoint. It really has nothing to do with theism and atheism.

    It's not any kind of tradition to parade a child on TV and use them as a walking talking advertisement.

  • @ZelenoffFanClub

    To be certain on something is irrational. You must expect the unexpected. That is reason.

    And I must agree with you on your last point.

  • @ZelenoffFanClub

    I mean all fun aside. The kid did a funny thing. Big whoop... but now bringing him around on talkshows in a suit talking about how hes going to be the next preacher. Thats just fucked up. The kid probably doesn't even have half a clue what a preacher is.

  • @ZelenoffFanClub I reckon we're wasting our time trying to reason with this guy revron77 - he thinks he's an intellectual, but doesn't quite have the brain or education.

    I have no problem with that; it's not shameful - what is pitiable, though, is trying to beat down an intelligent argument with a mess of confused thinking and claiming victory.

  • @MegaTarkers I wouldn't agree that describing every aspect of all theistic belief(s) is delusional. Atheists are heavily outnumbered in the world which makes atheistic belief(s) 'contradictory to what is generally accepted as reality' aka delusion. And rational argument is on the side of the agnostic.

    

  • @ZelenoffFanClub If we strip out any pejorative meaning from 'delusional' it is not unreasonable - to believe in something for which there is no evidence is to delude oneself in the most literal sense. Numbers are irrelevant - the sheep argument.

    Of course, at some point we have to acknowledge that we cannot say with total certainty that there is no god, but neither can we regarding fairies or Russell's famous teapot.

  • @MegaTarkers There's nothing pejorative in the definition of delusional. And one does not deal in degrees of logic or reason. Fundamental belief is not logical, and it works both ways. Whilst one can deconstruct the Bible (and with it the Christian religion) with logic and reason one cannot say the same of the concept of god/gods.

    If you're going to acknowledge logic it should be up front and not 'at some point'.

  • @ZelenoffFanClub Would you like to read my post again, this time trying to understand what I meant, and not putting your own somewhat disingenuous meanings into the words? A little help: a word has one or more definitions, which can be modified by use.

    And you'll have to back that assertion re deconstructing gods using logic; logic does not allow the introduction of just any imagined concept, which is all gods are in the absence of evidence ..

  • @MegaTarkers Oh, I understand. And I'm not the one being disingenuous. A word may have more than one definition and can be modified by use, but that really wasn't the case.

    Logic doesn't allow the introduction of just any imagined concept... hmmm, and what are the rules of logic for 'imagined concepts'? I've never heard of a logical value system.

    Using subjective reasoning and assumption to determine what is logical... isn't.

  • @ZelenoffFanClub Your agenda is now apparent.

    I note your lack of a direct response to my second point (which omitted the word 'what' between 'is' and 'all'. Apologies for that).

    No further interest, thanks all the same. No time for straw man arguments.

  • @MegaTarkers Agenda? Straw man? Assume what you will.

    Did I really need to explain that you cannot deconstruct a concept with no system?

    When you make that step from atheism to anti theism, you fail. Logic is no longer your friend. There is/are no god(s)... onus probandi.

  • @ZelenoffFanClub You appear to misjudge the efficacy of your own cognitive processes, the extent of your philosophical ability and the content of my statements.

    Eg: "we have to acknowledge that we cannot say with total certainty that there is no god". We do not attempt to prove negatives in this sense.

    You are also disappointingly patronising. You should stop that.

  • ROFL at the look on the black kid's faces at the voice of Hitler!

  • Funny i'm pretty sure he'll grow up to be a comedian just right up their with the best of them. Including the pope, and the bible thumping clergy men.

  • this is a false view of christianity.

  • Hitler where no Preacher at that age, he burned bees and jews

  • are there no limits to the bullshit

  • guys even though the original video is real. this video is supposed to be a joke :3

    I'm German and I'm loving the Hitler voice-over :D Very funny

  • Wait, but how can he molest himself?!?

  • One word: Marjoe. Look it/him up.

  • Don´t blame all the christian people for this.. becouse, we are not all the same. Thank you.I appreciate.

    :) God bless everyone

    .

  • And again, - SICK. The Hitler voice-over is funny, though. Puts the whole thing pretty much into context.

  • SICK.

  • sad :(

  • Aside from what seems like the Hitler voice over-lay. The fact the child is an indoctrinated religious drone is disgusting.

  • @Texxyify

    at what age were you indoctrinated?

  • @Aphoresis I wasn't personally indoctrinated due to my largely agnostic family who didn't impose their beliefs because they didn't really bother with religion and let me develop my own beliefs. This child has been indoctrinated at a young age.

    Definition for indoctrination:

    Web definitions:

    teaching someone to accept doctrines uncritically.

    wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/­webwn

  • This is disgusting.

  • CHILD ABUSE

  • Speaking in tongues does not change your voice.

  • Might have been funny if Hitler was a Christian instead of a follower of astrology and mysticism.

    Epic fail uploader!

    

  • @888WulfDog888 Hitler was Roman Catholic.

  • @eboy991 Hitler claimed Roman Catholicism but that wouldnt make him a Christian anymore than being in Mac Donald's would make you a hamburger! In fact only a grade a moron who has never actually bothered to research the tenants of the Christian faith would think Hitler was a Christian.Once again, epic fail!!

  • @888WulfDog888 Roman Catholicism is a branch of Christianity dumb ass.

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  • @888WulfDog888 Well, Grade 'A' moron - how about YOUR fails? -

    1. Hitler WAS a Catholic, therefore a christian; 'Gott mit Uns' etc. The deluded bastard believed he was doing god's work with the Jews. Read 'Mein Kampf'.

    2. The word is 'tenets'. Tenants live in houses.

    Go learn something before you spout.

  • @helperthrope Didn't comprehend a word I wrote did you? I don't have time for propagandists pigs like you who don't even have the capacity to comprehend anything other than the party line! Your betraying tenancy to correct spelling and grammar errors in those who oppose your views tags you as one of those who attempts to shroud his prejudices in a pre constructed veil of intelligence! Your time will come Nazi! We know those who carry on this work! you are not hidden!

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  • @888WulfDog888 Christians always do this, whenever someone of their faith do something atrocious they always say that person was not a Christians despite that person being a self proclaimed Christian. There are many denomination of Christianity, alot of Christians interpret the bible differently but it doesn't change the fact that they are Christians.

  • @LegionIscariot There is no such thing as a "self proclaimed Christian" Study the facts before you accept the myths! Denomination's are not a Biblical construct! They never have been and they will never be.

  • @888WulfDog888 There are such things as self proclaimed Christians.

    I didnt say that denominations are a biblical construct.

    And i do study the facts before i accept the myths, that's why i'm an atheist.

  • @LegionIscariot I severely doubt you have ever actually studied the words that Jesus spoke. He is the authority of the Christian faith and if you ever bothered to actually read the Bible you would have noted that there are NOT many denominations of the Christian faith, those are man made constructs.You would also have noted that a man does not self proclaim himself to be a Christian but that the Biblical explanation is that God anoints and regenerates a person at His discretion.

  • @888WulfDog888 I have read the bible. I've read the KJV and a french version.

    The Christian religion is also man made.

    "God anoints and regenerates a person at His discretion" that's made up bullshit.

  • @LegionIscariot Thatis one of the tenets of the faith! See this is what I mean its impossible to have an open forthright constructive dialogue with someone who wont even bother to study that which he discusses! I cant stand it when people bring pulp trash knowledge to the table and actually expect to be taken seriously as a peer worthy of intellectual debate. Your as bad as Dawkins!

  • @888WulfDog888 I'm as bad as Dawkins? Thanks for the compliment.

  • @888WulfDog888 Christianity is a man made construction, the first monotheistic religion was judiasm

    there is no evidence of jesus ever existing, the only documents that tell of jesus were written over 60 years after he supposedly lived, there wouldn't have been any "whitnesses" because back then not many people ever lived passed 40

  • @KyuubiNaruto1337XD LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @KyuubiNaruto1337XD Are you for real? there is more documentation revolving around the existence of Christ than any other historical figure that has ever existed? Its not only the writings found in what is now known as the Bible that documented life! The man caused more than a little stir and his followers shook the entire known world at the time! You must be conjuring some sort of imaginings from your own mind when you make such a ludicrous statement!

  • @888WulfDog888 And guess where all that "documentation" is

    biblical script

    have fun citing all that documentation and under the MLA format you'll see "bible version blah blah" for what ever version you read.

  • @KyuubiNaruto1337XD Now your really displaying your ignorance on the matter! without quoting Tactus, Pliny, Josephus, the Babylonian Talmud or Lucian, How else would you explain how this group of followers got started?? I think not only are you being disingenuous but you are being somewhat dishonest to yourself as well as making yourself look a little silly in the process.

  • @888WulfDog888 lets see. Start a montage of people within a single land, tell them to obey their god or die, because the old testament does this so so so many times.

    and thats how these things happened, people wrote many philosophical manuscripts, many were copied and put in libraries like in Alexandria, over time, the stories have been skewed because of language and translation. Just like the epoch of Beowulf, which was ruined by christian scholars attempting to make it better

  • @KyuubiNaruto1337XD Asides from my previous statement you seem to be ignorant of the fact that the modern calender is based on a best guesstimate and wasn't instituted until some four hundreds years after the birth of Christ! So reducing your argument in complexity to matter of nit picking on average life spans, you do yourself no intellectual favors whatsoever! The laws of averages and reasonable adjustment smash your feeble argument to piece's. Its weak! Epic fail man!

  • @888WulfDog888 Actually no, the earth has always gone around the sun 364+ days, because today we have 365+1 and it has been accounted for.

    people didn't start exponentially growing in life span until real medical treatment was available in the late 1800's

    regardless of what format calender you use, it doesn't skew the ages of people existed, just because you throw any unit number on it on what ever set, doesn't change it.

  • @KyuubiNaruto1337XD Babble babble, you thinly attempt to avoid the poignant truth in this matter. As there is no exacting calender date given in the Bible as to the birth date of Christ and the fact that successive modern Calenders were not instated until centuries later, combined with a guesstimate against previous calenders in which there are no numerals for zero. Your point of attempting to authoritatively state that eye witness should have been dead is pathetic!

  • @888WulfDog888 you don't need a calender to determine the age of something.

    we know how long it took for the earth to go around the sun back then, we don't have to be there to observe it.

    Witnesses are NOT justifiable evidence you realize this?

    and there is no account of anything about Noah's arc being true but you take it for fact anyway.

  • @KyuubiNaruto1337XD how long it takes for the earth to go around the sun makes no difference to your argument! lets say a man with no birth certificate to validate his age comes up to you and says how old am I? if you don't have an accurate starting or birth date weather the earth takes 365 0r 428 days to orbit the sun makes no difference to the simple fact that you can not be conclusive about said mans age. Its the same with your argument. your dealing with guess's

  • @888WulfDog888 remember our standards are based on our earth, if you had no birth certificate, medical scientists can take a piece of your bone and test its age

    we are very conclusive because the standard before any real medical technology only permitted man to live so long due to commonly treatable illness not found today because of the technology

    you cannot claim yourself that people seriously back then ever lived passed 40? no one did because of these reasons.

  • @KyuubiNaruto1337XD Once again you attempt to avoid the lucid point which is the terminal floor in your self constructed doctrine. I have never argued that the average age was not forty as you claim (40 years as a generation is a Biblical construct by the way) But rather I have quite plainly stated that your argument put forward namely: "the only documentation was written 60 years after his death" therefore eye witness accounts are fraud, is in fact precipitant at best

  • @888WulfDog888 There are certain epochs of the biblical script that call for their age

    how do you know that noah's arc happened (based on a 6000 year old earth) 4400 years ago, that so many evangelists proclaim? because many of the biblical scripts call for a certain epoch for certain epoch, we know that jesus had many sons and his father before him had many brothers, this calls for the age of what scripts were written when and proves my point

  • @KyuubiNaruto1337XD Now your just making stuff up! I guess that concludes our conversation. God Bless and all the best.

  • @888WulfDog888 Wow really? accusing me of making stuff up? the only thing made up here is your pathetic story book that you want to claim as factual evidence when really its as fake as santa.

    You ignore all rebuttals and contradicting evidence only to please yourself with your self absorbed plight

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  • @888WulfDog888 >disregards all evidence

    >calls me a liar because he has no more arguments

    Look go do some research, google everything I said and watch your jaw hit the floor

    I don't think you realize how many times your bible contradicts itself

    You jabber yourself with imaginative doctrines Lol

  • @KyuubiNaruto1337XD I'm not interested in arguments, I am solely concerned with the truth so that I may accept it. There are no arguments against the truth, it speaks for itself.

    You sir are a liar by virtue of the fact that you fail to understand the plain truth when it is spoken.

    and 'Google' everything you said? Are you serious? how old are you sunshine?

  • @888WulfDog888 "I'm not interested in arguments" -- That's you and religion in a nutshell. Nuff said. Go dance around a fire and throw yourself in it, or whatever other perverted shit your particular cult entails. Just leave the children alone, you're ruining them.

  • @888WulfDog888 You're concerned in what ever agrees with you, not the real truth. What have you spoken? you've just read me scripture and I'm just supposed to say "oh well its in some book therefore its true" are you nuts?

    yes google it all, thats how I found out, simply google the databases around them and you'll see all the peer reviewed papers

  • justin bieber is better...he's doing sth useful at least...

  • In his defense, he probably has more credability than most southern preahers.

  • Lolz... Hilarious.... Hitler's Ghost in a child... 

  • After reading the comments, I feel like I'm the only one who gets the joke. Well done!

  • amazing? horrible and saddening

  • Only animals belong on National Geographic... Oh wait.

  • _00:02 - Vowel pronunciation on the word: 'pulpit'._

  • kinda funny!!!

  • wtf sounds like Hitler

  • this poor child will grow up to be a mindless indoctrinated sheep. i feel sorry for him.

  • @fireluigi12 Yes, it is sad and disturbing. However, the treatment of this video is insightful and hilarious!

  • @fireluigi12 or hel become the king of atheists

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  • thats not even his voice..common....ive seen this kid before and i know he's got the spirit of the Lord in him , but why the voice over....not cool

  • thats not normal, he is a puppet..

  • I hear german ?

  • Mind control at its best.

  • Oh look, it's the worlds next dictator!! Cute?

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  • So...Who else wants to slap the hell out of his parents?