L4D2 Dead Center. Noob team gets owned at safe room door.

[MrPagwon]

" The enemy team was quite bad, We had no trouble winning them."

Learn grammar pls

[PSshadow92]

noob and n00b are different. noobs are beginners and may get better. n00bs should be experienced players but never evolved from strategies noobs use.

[MrSlayer543]

Date: Dec 7, 2009 THAT WAS THE FIRST YEAR IT WAS OUT OF COURSE THEY SUCKED

[kahvikone]

@MrSlayer543 Some of the people playing usually had advantage of playing L4D1 first. I think the opposing team wasn't included in this category.

[lego0944]

@MrSlayer543 pearl harbour 

[pengydude1]

even if they were bad you shouldnt have called them noobs they cant help their skills and also maybe they just had an off game

[michael13849]

wow just wow

[vadont]

i pwnd noob IN the safe room yesterday \o/

[xl3getxskilsx]

Wen yu start hearing "Ding ding" Over n over yu know yu already won

[623callum]

once noobs kicked me cause I kept being the tank. not my fault -.-

[namenotused07]

All newbs. Whats pathetic is you guys didnt even actually kill them at the safe room. You let those nubs get to the escalator. Your spitter sucked dong. blame it all on the zombies in your way newb.

[HippoSnatch]

@namenotused07 So you think without any of the SI, the zombies would have killed all of them? I don't think so, even though they're noobs. Let's see you post up a video better than what these guys did.

[MechaRadio]

@HippoSnatch

He has a point. Blaming your missed spit on a common zombie is a newb excuse. Also, the spitter could have prevented one of the survivors being picked up near the saferoom door by scratching. Instead, he waited to recharge his spit. Another newbish move. But overall, the vid is still great and they owned the other team.

[namenotused07]

@HippoSnatch got all my games stolen. but i used to do that shit all the time. its not hard to pwn newbs. now start posting nasty hunter pounces from ridic heights or nasty tricks then i will be impressed. nothing special about this vid. text book defense at start of map. the humans were just so piss poor wasnt fair.

[lol5043]

hey i hate it when your the pro and you have three noob teamates and then they kick you when you were the one killing all the infected saving everyone asses then you just say something bad and then they vote to kick you out of the game

[Aberrant17]

Charger plays pinhead bowling. XD

[MrLubiano]

its funny to play against n00bs but not when you play with them

[Thechangerofways]

Luckily on 360 you only get a few 12 year olds on L4D2. best thing to do is heal em at saferoom door and repeat it. Got my entire 12 year old team killed for taking half an hour on the first level of the parish....serves em right

[pletheraful]

either the other team is really bad or this is fake cause how the heck do you have 2100 points at the end of the round on the 3rd level of dead center o.o?

[kahvikone]

@pletheraful Check the score meter. You get 700 points if you survive to the end as survivors. 3x700 is 2100 points.

[kartdriver92]

@kahvikone um dude,is 700 copletition points + the 4x25 so 800 points..so it wouldnt be more of 2100?

[Tumeq]

Do people really find pleasure in pubstomping?

[RPGAlbert]

its not in save room

[XXBalobaXX]

1:17 noob ellis HAHAHAHA

[tiffness270]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! thats noobly sad...lol

[PvPOwnsYoUOo]

n1

[randomtassk]

Charger overkill at 3:01

[WojtaStudios]

I hate it when those bitches are keeping their asses in safe room. Scared to put a gun out of the safe doors. It happened to me only once tho. Little spit was enough to get 2 of them down. The other ones were killed by my infected teamates ;).

[shootbirdguy]

@aaarrrjjjaaannn when theres a jockey theres a spitter

no such thing can happen

[LilBeBe449]

hahaa

[leyeen]

the first that got charged was 'i ma let you finish'..ohhh the irony

[kahvikone]

@Tarenaccount Kavereiden kanssa pelattuna aivan mainio. Steamissa on tämä alennuksessa aina silloin tällöin.

[rayane181297]

one time there were 2 survivors away and 2 survivors near i charged one the other just looked his teamate die and when he wanted to kill me when i done kill his teamate he got pounced LOL

[MrGhostO1O]

KAAARAAAMAAA CHARGER!!!!!!! but really epic f4il team -.-

[liljj539]

pwanage



[PianzaGT]

what a noobs

[sUUpErC00W]

Which is why i dont really like L4D2. Because if you suck (like me) people get pissed way earlier than for example TF2 because this game is way more teamwork-based.

[yutrsa]

@sUUpErC00W you can always learn playing campaign before going to vs games

[sUUpErC00W]

@yutrsa True, i've gotten better now and i've learned that campaigns are way easier than VS games...so it was kinda a dumb comment. Sorry :P

[yutrsa]

@sUUpErC00W i believe that you got better and yes, campaign is easier but its a good start point for a new player. it helps to understand how important the team work is and once you have that nailed less likely that you'll be vote-kicked

[NineTailedIdiot09]

lmao i saw what that noob did...

never melee a charger lawl.

[AlPaChowYunFatKhan]

The worst noob is the one who kill his own team......very nice on expert..

[cookiewookienerd]

the charger BULLDOZED all of the aurvivors

[Damage20X]

You think all this is bad, then you are seriously wrong. I killed all 4 survivors with a hunter in dead center. First one was the last person to go over that barricade at the door. Thought i was going to die on the second but they didnt come back for him. 3rd and 4th were incapped and i just had the task of finishing them.

[bigboy18542]

pik on sumone ur own skill!!!

[toonstarfreak]

Similar thing that my team did, only the opponents hardly even left the safe room before we killed them all XD

[MK626972007]

@toonstarfreak yo my friends spawned in the saferoom nd they were killed by like 5-7 tanks

[toonstarfreak]

@MK626972007 That doesn't count :I

[Laricko]

Pfft...Chuck Norris can do that all by himself

[Swordoforion101]

YOu wanna know bad?? I PWNED A TEAM AS A TANK!!!!

[09Jaydog]

this peapole areint playing

[raffa0001]

i love when it happens

[Cookdog21]

lol the charger steals the jockeys kill

[NintendoAddictNAD]

Thats nothing. At the hotel section, tank spawns early as possible, try 4 POINTS!

[Avinator100]

what i find is (not in games like this) but the best player on the team has the lowest health ... cos when other players on the team get, pounced, jumped, smoked etc. he reacts fast so that they dont loose health ... but when he get pounced etc. the team mates are slow and dont help him fast enough ... thats what i find :)

[piecakeum]

@Avinator100

that explains almost all my games... im not an expert, but there are days where i am good, but my team takes forever to react.

[Rawaxe279]

i killed the entire team of survivors with a single charge wit da charger insta kill on the parish first part :D

[AnthonyGohZhengLong]

men they are so fuck noob retards!!and the noobest is the one who want to kick you!!

[einalwaysthere]

during versus mode i dun mind having a noob teach i just hate having a group of enermies that dun want to open the safe room door

[WhisperingDeath90]

siis jumalauta vihaan tollasii pelaajii. välil tuntuu et ne tahallaa pelais huonosti et ne pääsis pelaamaan infectedeillä mahdollisimman pian. välillä oon antanu niille omaa lääkettään listimällä koko survivorit. pelasivat sitten seuraavan roundin vähän paremmin

[JJmagic255]

Oliko koko tiimi Suomesta?

[kahvikone]

@JJmagic255 Enpä usko. En tuntenut muita pelaajia.

[blahblahpie4]

This one time (NOT AN ELLIS STORY) I was playing vs. on the infected team and this one guy ,lordmagic, was the only guy who was actually moving while the noobs playing with him just stood there. I got to play as charger and I killed him with the "meat tenderizer" achievement. After I killed him the rest of my team attacked ME for no reason.

[narutojay2468]

you should of seen what happened to me!!!!!!!!

instead of l4d2 it was l4d1

so like i was in no mercy the round just before the finale and i was a hunter

there was two other hunters and a smoker and when they left the safe room we attacked all at once and incacipated them all

but they quit in the finale and commited suicide 

[Karateman97]

I waas against a team who would wait for like 5 min and then when one came out i incapped them as a jockey.

[XXXRainingBlood66xxx]

what noobs!=3

[nihilus3]

lolz i was playin once and me and my frends were survivors they never hit us cuz they sucked and one got the tank we killed it with no scratch then as infected i was hunter 1 frend was charger another jocky then smoker when they opened door we killed em all

[bobsbestfriend1]

lolz charger smash!

[QuincytheDestroyer]

Lol charger steals kill from jockey at the very end

[cooldude0alltime]

to make me sound retarded i was on a team with noobs they KILLED each other in the SAFEROOM because they couldent agery that i was more exspericenced then them so they KILLED each other 2 c if i could make it on my oun AND i survived 2 the saferoom and proved te noobs wrong! (TRUE STORY)

[MrTyrannt74]

@cooldude0alltime bullshit, so u didnt get pounced, smoked, or jockeid? liar

[cooldude0alltime]

@MrTyrannt74 I have (under setting in "diolog" list) "ALL" so it tells me "jocky allert", "smoker allert" ect. so no not bullshit!

[Krane157]

we once played aginst a team, finale score

our team:about 2030 points

their team: from 250-300

[Ramoin]

Good job on pubstoming.

[GreenIInk]

Its funny how people decide to kick you when your doing most of the work. Some people cant shoot worth shit.

[The123musiclover]

I once fought a team in versus, they sucked so bad, they all died in the safe room. Then there was another team who killed both the bots they had on their team before getting raped

[rocklegendxl]

its like im watching a horror movie fking noobs

[The1008536]

they got demolished that's just sad

[MrZackdi85]

l4d2 is full of 12 year old fuckfaces who neither cant aim, move nor help their team. the only good massive l4d2 server left is the skorpion1976 from austria. the marvelous servers are full of noobs.

[DevinHades]

Well said.

[SpriteFlashMaster]

@MrZackdi85 coming from the guy who lies about his age

[WojtaStudios]

@MrZackdi85 Look on it now.

[KLRBAC]

@MrZackdi85 um, who says 12 yr olds are bad players? my pro plays and he sometimes beats me in scadvadge :P

[jazzadogg12]

@MrZackdi85 yeah i agree the servers are dominated by noobs but hey we are all noobs at some stage some are pretty good actually, though i do tend to get pissed at them cos they take forever to punt a hunter off me. But a good player knows the fast way to release a hold from a smoker,hunter,jockey and charger, and not get confused between the noises of the SI.

[MrDonosoi]

@MrZackdi85 l4d was bether  anyways =D

[vadont]

@CrockTrajan last week i got kick by trying to climb a wall

[gears2boomshield]

I was an infected in the starting safe room Parish part 3. One guy went back to the safe room to heal, with one other guy in there. So I went in there as a Hunter and pounced one of them and the other guy must have been idle because he just stood there! So I pounced him too. :)

[sasuke2277]

we had a boomer spitter and charger. I rushed in and knocked them all back in with the charger, and the spitter and boomer took care of the rest from there ;)

[KILLEROFROBLOX1]

Jockey+No teammates+Boomer=bad LOL

[InuYoshiHigurashi]

My best kill on that map the whole team was dead inside the safe room

[Riiya932]

About a week ago in L4D1, playing the Crash Course, we finished the survivors off at their spawn... They didn't even get around the first corner....

[sunderkeenin]

I always leave if I end up on a team like that

you can tell if they fail on XBOX 360 by the first level of the campaign ur in.

[signaturemover]

If you think that's bad, I've been on those teams for like 20 times.

[killer40011]

They are realy noob but i have seen bigger,one time i was playing xbox with my friend and 3 noobs,i was zombie i killed them on the begining

[bigthene5er6ish]

I have no idea whats happening.

[Diceman218]

they probably have lives

[henryhenriquez]

theyb are noobs. who suck who will rage.

[Thatlinkguy]

I love how people thing you can melee the charger... It makes me go rofl.

[zombiejournals]

You can melee the charger, you just have to maneuver correctly.

[gears2boomshield]

@Thatlinkguy I was the Charger pounding someone and it took someone 4 tries with secondary melee before he figured out it wasn't working.

[hekran]

ROFL fun vid!! xD

[DEATHPWNZALL]

the best special infected teams for me are

spitter + boomer

jockey + hunter

smoker + charger

[thevideovan]

02:28 spitterd then ditched

[Draxis32]

Dood Jockey is the funniest special infected...

"THIS THING IS RIDIN' ME!"

"GET THAT THING OF MY BACK!"

ROFL, and this time he killed one guy and ended the game.

[1HaloMeatWad]

skip to :54

[leongmkw]

1:17, Ellis: I'll save you coach. Right click."Melee the charger"

[ZXDeathHazardDX]

I love how if you mess up once in this game 2 things will happen (if there hardcore people always want to win) they will either laugh and joke around with you knowing its just a game OR call you a noob curse you off how "Oh We CoUldVe 1 If U Did Nt SucK!!!!"

[vadont]

the worst noob is the one who kick you out without any reason =(

[Willettes1]

@vadont nah the worst is when they kick you when you are about to win

[vadont]

@Willettes1 nah the worst is when you hit someone accidently and the same person kick you out

[yutrsa]

@vadont sometimes, we kick noobs and they have no idea why they are getting kicked but believe me, there's always a reason you get 3xF1.

[vadont]

@yutrsa i play the 360 version and for me its start

[gtamythmaster43]

@vadont When did he get kicked?

[vadont]

@gtamythmaster43 i'm talking about another type of noob

[gtamythmaster43]

@vadont Yeah, well I didn't notice him getting kicked out of the match in the video is what I was saying.

[mical101]

@vadont ikr one time i was just getting pummled by a charger and a noob voted to kick me and they all kicked me >:(

[vadont]

@mical101 one time i get boomed by a bommer and they all kick me

[mical101]

@vadont one time a noob was team killing so i voted to kick him but they said no and kicked me AGAIN FOR NO REASON!!!

[otakureiss]

you think there bad?

i was agaisnt a team on the bridge parish they all died before they even lowered the bridge!

[Mashirafen]

how!?

[otakureiss]

they got out we all spawned

i charged one another one got instant killed by my charge one got pulled and the other one got pounced

[justus954]

@otakureiss That happened to me today.... One of guys went afk so we can't lower bridge.... Then i went down kill him and then whole team was dead ._.

[midgerm]

@otakureiss ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha how is that even possible?

[ReptileSlayer]

@otakureiss HOW the HELL did they die?!

[otakureiss]

@ReptileSlayer lets just say we had a charger a hunter a jockey and a noob who likes to stand in spit

[ReptileSlayer]

@otakureiss lol...

[DarthWilliam98]

@otakureiss thats the same thing that happen to me :D

[MajorFacepalm12]

@otakureiss Cool story, bro.

[Azazle9]

@otakureiss u killd em

lol

[RodrigoPecine]

@otakureiss HOW?

[towndrunk23]

@otakureiss please tell me that it was a modded server, because I refuse to believe that any 4 people can be that stupid.

[otakureiss]

@towndrunk23 no just a normal server

they where just stupid i charged one guy the other guy got pounched and one guy got jockey'd

then spitter goo was eveywhere and the person who was rochelle got scared ran back inside and hiden in the saferoom so we all went down and got him

[grandghostchase]

@otakureiss

ye pretty bad

My team once died before passing the first bathroom in The Atrium

Note:It was Realism versus

[AJTsurugimi]

Lucky cause of charge, but nice

[burl3yb0y]

Christmas Noobs? lol

[feard0m]

these guys arent that bad compared to the people in my scav video

[LordSniper1]

easy they r noobs

[vadont]

lol it hapen to me

i have play against noob

[Krvolok89]

omg,what a noobs...xD

probably playing this game for the firs time

[Trinanese]

lol nice