TotalBiscuit teaches LisaNova how to play StarCraft 2 Pt 2

[Ectoblaster]

Lol leroy, that means we send him in first. Ah TB, subtle jokes.

[theweirdofrom]

LEEEROOYYY JEENNNNNKININNNS... someone should make a mod for it

[DoddieDizzle]

She's a fucking idiot.

[acdcgnr100]

that smug smile she does at 12:13 really pisses me off..its like she was trying to give the illusion that his stupidity somehow outmatched hers

[narutoguy132]

totalbiscut has the patiantce of a saint

[TotalCheeze]

TotalBiscuit you have alot of patience.

[MrHachapacha]

Reminds me when i should learn my little brother to play Warcraft III xD

[Kendl8]

"He's got a low IQ" - Look who is talking -.-

[eastsidahboy]

why dont you startin making a list of names to name all of your aa

[noctualibertas]

What a lame prank.

I'm just here to pay my respects to the king of the web!

[MrDhamis]

name him Leroy he gets to go in first rofl 

[NetherRevenant]

Okay, after watching this video i immediately got my mom's attention and with some careful persuading was able to convince her to let me teach her starcraft. By about 10 minutes she was doing pretty fine, had a decent economy and such, i guess she'd be like loooow bronze (pretty good considering shes 53!). So, a 53 year old lady was able to grasp the concept of starcraft before LisaNova did, logic? I see none.

[TFisreallycool]

I dunno about you guys, but this inspires me to buy SC2 and try to learn it.

[kjevo]

@TFisreallycool it's not as hard as this girl makes it look...

[TFisreallycool]

@kjevo

Well I've played Warcraft 3 before, it's just that my macro is very lacking.

My micro is great though, so I usually play moba games.

[TheDroot2]

wtf is wrong with this woman. jesus christ!

[Jgrieco3]

yea.... she can now officially be a "Starcraft Warrior"

[Danfitz2010]

Cringworthy

[Valinorzx]

Holy shit, this blonde american bitch is dumb.

[Inuyashe2]

"Okay, we'll call him Leroy. That means he gets to go in first."

Bravo, TB, bravo.

[sseebbee95]

"my dude have low IQ" I wounder if she knows that it is she who controls him?

[Thraynard]

Kill her before she breeds!!!

[TheSlitch1]

"He got low iq" That marin proberly have more iq then you :p

[MrSeaweedd]

Why is Day9 link in the description and not TotalBiscuit?

[MegaScorpio95]

this was painful to watch and i haven't even played this game

[SilkyJohnson2002]

What in the flying fuck?! I was thinking Jake right before TB said it ▲?!?▲

[dumnor]

have anyone everr lost to easy AI? like for real?

[W0lFgAnG18]

yeah lets march every guly person to there death.....the mind of a dumb blonde



[SRV121]

i get why some people struggle with video games but its like she has never even used a computer before

[JohnJohnsonTV]

if hes name is leroy he has to go first haha lol

[milczypiotr]

i see you guys have never taught a person to play sc from scratch, have you? she plays no different than the ppl ive taught :)

[Draeckon]

@milczypiotr She played dramatically different from the people I've had to teach. It's called basic initiative/curiosity. Oh hey look, things I don't recognize! What happens if I click on it? Oh hey, new things came up. What are these? Etc. My two younger cousins learned how to play the first Starcraft by themselves with little to no instruction from me beyond "What are these things?" and me answering. And neither of them had ever played a strategy game before in their lives.

[zillachris]

man i am so impressed with this guy i am flipping out and im not even talking to her

[Dannie92]

lol, se is horrible. :D my grandmother would probably play better than her. lol

[primetimegame]

lol war of warfar

[Crazycrackup]

'We'll name him Leeroy, that means he gets to go in first' - Priceless! Love ya TB

[TheMissingGambit]

I think this is where Blonde jokes came from.

[MrGrizmint]

scanned forward like 10 minutes in this video are her base was the same gg

[Aldrnarii]

How does TB ever put up with this ¬¬' 

[SixtehNien]

Leeroy Jakens.

[MiltbrandNukleon]

Oh goodness this is frustrating to watch :P

[galindormn]

Lisa: Maby I am destined to be a warrior

Me: NO

[Munchupyourwaffles]

girls always judge people in games for thier looks... fukin dumb

[ecotix]

They gave no links to TB's channel in the description; fuckers.

[gfrm456]

@ecotix its in their channel favorites.

[TacticalAssasin1]

"We'll call him leeroy. That means he gets to go in first."

Epic.

[Ninitos1]

@TacticalAssasin1 LOL

[yehbe]

Lisa gave me a whole new outlook at starcraft

[ophois]

What an AWESOME coincidence, she wants to name a marine Wallace, after William Wallace, a Scottish rebel who fought against the British..

No wonder TB was a lil bit irritated :D

[thebeardlessman]

@ophois

Wait, so a single Scottish rebel fought against the rest of his country?

Great Britain is made up of England, Wales, Scotland, and Ireland.

*The more you know!*

[ophois]

@thebeardlessman oh sry, of course did not mean the British, as i wanted to say the English.

I mixed that up, my fault, I am sry.

[thebeardlessman]

@ophois

Ah, it's a common mistake, but if you can remember, it will save any English people getting annoyed. :P

It's nice and refreshing to see someone on the internet who accepts and apologizes for their mistakes.

+10 internets.

[ophois]

I bet, TotalBiscuit, could even teach my mother how to play Starcraft :D

[JasoG13]

dont call him Cletus, thats a nerd name! call him Leeroy.......... am i the only one that thought of:

LEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOYYYY­Y

JEEEEEEENNNKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNSS­SSSSSSSS!!!

[Lopalop2]

@JasoG13 nope the person right above you in the top commentss did too

[Brungysalt]

anyone get a leroy jenkins reference? "he gets to go in first". but subtle.

[luckyprince164]

u are like god of patience!

[tagmanyouareitnow]

Why is one of the tags asbestos

[Arkorious]

Press 2 some times, Sounds like Scream to move them ;I

[qwas12348gr5]

Her nose pisses me off -_-

[deathlordoo]

We should call them real names, not nerd names.

Continues to call one Leroy xD

[Kioth7]

Totalbiscuit you are so patient with her i would have chewed her out lol good job man

[deathlordoo]

@Kioth7 i read that wrong :P

[TheMariobros56]

imagine if Day 9 teaches LisaNova how to play StarCraft 2...

[blacksworn2010]

6:15 i might wanna blow something up!.... she seems kinda horny... i think

[ShawRoadProductions]

I would have called the other marine jenkins...

[KabraxisOblivion]

3:33 oh my god.. hilarious, waited for that question the last 20 minutes

[MrKillerloopz]

Teaching a girl how to play ..... its like teaching a chicken to bark ...

[Thelondonbadger]

@MrKillerloopz Chickens would learn faster probs loool *i can just kill them for being ugly* hahah

[queenebil]

@MrKillerloopz you should not use this girl as an example of women playing games. I'm a woman and I've played games since I'm a lil girl. I'm not only offended by LisaNova's attitude and her awful representation of a woman but I'm also offended at your stereotyping.

[MrKillerloopz]

@queenebil you might be the only one girl - cheers though its true what i say girls and video games are a bizzare mix

[slyfox3333]

She was just following him with an scv and a marine....

[GuyPerson911]

how is leroy not such a nerdy name?

[SuperMegaJew]

lol I think Total Biscuit needs some lessons too!

[Nahbbe]

@SuperMegaJew He is much better than this

i think he is in platinum

[zezimarox119]

my 8 year old son figured this out before her e.e

[akjone02]

World of warfarecraft

[icontroltheuniverse]

the watchtower looks like a giant dick... go lisa!

[Theriver56]

So tell me why havent there been any recent episodes?

[DucDeDementia]

"We need to name them real human names, not nerd names."

"Like what?"

"Leroy."

If only she knew..

[JakeAmdahl]

@DucDeDementia That means he gets to go in first

[M3t4lManiac]

Is it even possible to be that retarded...?

[M3t4lManiac]

Wow she's a complete moron... Shows what it takes to play terran! xD

[Blackcat008]

1:40 did those hydralisks just outrun marines?

[ANormalGuy]

some people just arent suited to hardcore video games :p

[mikethemonsta15]

every cleetus watching this video just killed themselves

[Dotmyster97]

I just love the way that the link on the side for Sloppy Drunk LisaNova had over 10 million more views than this :D

[nikypercea]

that is way blondes should never ever play this (yes i am talking to you to ....my bayby sister.....stop owning me so bad in 1v1's)......

[Milky111wtf]

I love World of Warfare Craft!

[pvinis]

leroy. he can go first 03:57 loooool

[ForMeNaTV]

.......she probably lost alot of those "nerd guys" in her fan base after this hahahaha, oh god the rage

[AuralVirus]

2 videos totaling 25 minutes- if she'd just get on with it and not try and be funny (aka bimbo-troll) she would have learnt the same in less than 3minutes

[DennChooch]

rts, like fetching with a dog. now features co-op too, which is like fetching with a dog and your friends.

[Gamakatana]

TB has alot of infantry.... Lisa Nova has 2 soldiers...

[cakin135]

How much did they pay to you for this pain?

[Sagiy21]

Why do you teach her all those useless things?

like "bandboxing" and the "guy with the hat" at the SCV's portrait.

"Fantastic!"

[killthehobo]

i dont think sarah palin would like it if she haerd you were killing ppl becuz there ugly

[FinalPiece]

-10 APM for clicking on TB's base

[AmericanBehr]

Cletus? Not a real name? Jesus this girl...

[jonteet]

Leeroy? Isn't that a nerd name? If you dont thinks so... LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOY JEEEEEEENNNNKINS!!!!

[lego1agent]

R.I.P Leroy

was a brave sodger

died from evil crab ting

[RomichNemesis]

TB is probably the most patient person I've ever seen....

[teameternitya3AOD01]

That was painful

[Rex1987]

r.i.p Leroy

[Lovik64]

world of warfarecraft. wow... just... wow

[Fiarzen]

leeroy, he gets to go in first XD

[ItsAllAboutHipHop1]

she looks like the chick who suck cock really good

[SyxxFeetUnder]

TotalBiscuit, you have the patience of a saint. I would have just screamed and walked away 2 minutes in.

[tibertruth]

@SyxxFeetUnder *pats back* yes but we are human and TB is a god :)

[AmokBR]

@SyxxFeetUnder He makes money with this stuff :)

[MrBoomSonic]

@SyxxFeetUnder totalbiscuit wana get laid so he is patience... =D

[KaelonDraeGorke]

@SyxxFeetUnder haha ur lucky you dont have a severe case of anxiety, ocd, adhd, and anger issues like me.

"Hello, KG here teaching LisaNova how to play SC2"

"Ok, KG, what do i do first?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Throws monitor against wall*

[Gnorconpro]

Dem roaches.

[exonerator]

She keeps hinting towards TB being somewhat inferior to her..

Reality check: TB is married with a kid. Lisanova is a self-proclaimed youtube slut.

[AimlessVanity]

@exonerator Also: He's English.

[iamwarwick]

@exonerator How on earth is she acting superior to him :S? wow, you have a strange sense of the word "inferior"

[megamcee]

i'm pretty sure that marine had chicken)

[007333007]

if total biscuit wasnt in this i would kill myself =.=

[espinaca27]

"Mine is like Forest Gump" That absolutely killed me JAA!

[73ch13]

I love how excited she gets when she kills something.

[ledinrangers]

well, i know how he got his rediculous ideas about the US from know

[iPhap]

Yeah, know we now where he got the idea that Americans are stupid. See what I did there? I certainly fucking hope so.

[Starrystarcraft]

total, learn how to use hotkeys, it'll help you on your later casts and games

[ShanKenDoRin]

I would kill to see the APM from this game.

[t3hsourcey]

TB knows this woman hasn't played a real video game before let alone a RTS,so he's being very patient and calm.

[thedreamerswork]

Wow TB...your being so patient and calm xD. I wonder what he would be saying if she couldn't hear him and the camera wasn't on him xD

[SparkServant]

TotalBiscuit is awesome! If I was in his place I would of gone mad xD. Also I checked Skype at 01:40 @_@

[zilverzero]

maybe ill zoom out... yeah that would probably be helpful

[Perfixionn]

what a bitch



[CodeVertigo]

TB: "It's vitally important that he has a good name, in honour of the death of Leroy."

Me: "... How about Jenkins? :V"

[MultiHalo1999]

what is that it looks like a gaint......dick

[TheHittheman]

lol leeroy not a gamer name aint that a name of a ach lol

[pissedoffatyt]

i'm only here to hear tb's amazing voice.

[TheUberMeister2009]

I was smarter than her when I was 8

[drizzt7dourden7]

MAYBE he should teach her to build supply depos. ^^

the battle betwen thos to wil be VERY short.

[axcfds]

No Lisa, you didn't win. TotalBiscut did everything, and you just took the credit.

[Darjaboo]

**SPOILER** Leroy dies

[TheLifeOfaPsycho]

LisaNova: My guy is just shooting into space. He's got a low IQ.

Me: He's not the only one who may have a low IQ.

[DoctorObviously]

@TheLifeOfaPsycho I do wonder, when you don't know muchabout (or can't play) StarCraft, does that necessarily mean you have a low IQ?

[carpenoctem66]

Pause at it 7:59 and you'll see a truly picturesque formation.

[carpenoctem66]

"Well if it makes you feel any better you can charge them to your deaths!"

TotalBiscuit is the embodiment of awesome.

[ianmania]

"Warfarecraft"  LOL !!

[Katethebait12]

Nice job setting a example for our blonde women honey, i can only imagine what TB is thinking.....but luckily he brought his tophat of patience.....

[Smeaglepewp]

".... its a giant dick.." XDD

[StarCraft2IsFun]

a noob teaches another noob how to play

[Influx27]

@StarCraft2IsFun TB is in Gold League and he regularly cast professional games. If anything else he is not a noob.

[StarCraft2IsFun]

@Influx27 LMFAO. Bro, i've seen him play on his stream and on youtube, he's not good. no point denying that. When he casts pro games, he misses so many things going on. And fyi, gold league is very low. Tyvm. However, I do like his casting because of his accent, but he's a noob at the game.

[Influx27]

@StarCraft2IsFun You may not think very highly of TB's abilities, but if you're including him in your definition of what it means to be a "noob" then your definition is completely wrong. Noobs are totally unskilled at their game and are unable to improve. TB wins games fairly often, and he is getting better.

You're writing him off because he's not at some towering apex or "good" (whatever that is), he's normal, and by what you say norms are noobs, and that is utterly wrong.

[StarCraft2IsFun]

@Influx27 To you, it may seem like he's okay. However, to me, due to the simple fact that i am in masters, he's a noob. everyone has different perspectives. and this is mine.

[Influx27]

@StarCraft2IsFun and your's is apparently not a normal perspective; likewise, you're kind of pushing that your's is the correct one. As such, you're being an elitist (e.g. "i am in masters")

Don't just call him a noob simply because you think you're better than him. If dApollo 1337 thought that everyone worse than him (almost everybody) were noobs then he'd be an asshole. Being a noob is worlds apart from being less skilled. If you don't understand this then you need to rethink what noob means.

[StarCraft2IsFun]

@Influx27 I'm not really pushing that my opinion is the correct one. Of couse I think that my opinion is the correct one because it is mine to start with. But, do not forget that i wrote that's my perspective and that everyone else have different ones.

[Influx27]

@StarCraft2IsFun If you think everyone other than you has a different perspective perspective (read: opinion), and you think your "opinion is the correct one" with nothing backing that up except that it's yours, then I have to conclude that you're kinda self-righteous. Your opinion is right because you thought of it and everyone else is left with something other than right (wrong) because they "have different ones."

This'd be hilarious if it weren't also a tad annoying.

[StarCraft2IsFun]

@Influx27 Opinion is an opinion. if you have an opinion about something, even if you don't have anything to back it up, you'd think you're right because you're the one who thought of it. correct?

[Influx27]

@StarCraft2IsFun nope. If you have no rationale to back up the opinions you form then those opinions have no validity. If you can't even say "I think _ because of _, _, and _" then you're more or less maintaining your opinion for yourself rather than that opinion standing on it's own.

[Influx27]

@StarCraft2IsFun Actually, nevermind. According to your profile you're not even in high school, and I'd rather not spend my time explaining all of the ins and outs of basic expository reasoning. Let's just say that you're wrong for reasons you're just not yet able to understand, kind of like how you no doubt found yourself in the wrong for something as a younger child for reasons you only understand today (you'll understand when you're older).

[StarCraft2IsFun]

@Influx27 Because everyone puts their real age on the internet. And you're wrong, I am in High School. I'm a freshy. And lol, ok. 

[Nickmorama]

TB banning ppl for no reason dont sub to him.

[RedBlueSucks]

@Nickmorama trololol

[morph611]

The first gamestation video i didn't give a thumbs up to :/

[telgardrakore]

By far the best part of this, is watching for TotalBiscuits reactions to the funny or sexual things she says. He didnt crack too many times, but there were some smirks. :D

[Buuub08]

"world of warfare...craft.."

ROFL!

[Nhordmyr]

By her voice I see her drooling on her keyboard.

[Nhordmyr]

Slow women are so unsexy. Gah...

[TheFinalQuickScope]

Who is lisaNova

[lolisabadname]

"It has to have a real human name, not like a nerd name, name him Leeroy" lol

[Lidlpirat]

That girl is so retarded for gods sake :/ I feel like my 5 years old brother would play better than her...