Russell Howard on teaching about gay relationships scare - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[CaptainUrielVentris7]

I live in Australia, I agree and find this hillarious.

[leeshajoi]

Are sausages really known for rolling down hills? I tend to keep them in the fridge.

[IamTheJesusGuy]

@leeshajoi i tend to have them in a frying pan

[thekidbass1]

I still roll down a hill like a sausage and I'm 20 this year XD

[xBeanzii]

Russell Howard blinks a lot.

[mikeymikemikey1]

I hate quoters, just write something funny that refers to the video or don't write anything at all.

[Queenrock990]

"Sometimes, a lady can love a lady."

"Just like in Daddy's Videos?" Haha! LOL

[20centuryfox100]

@Queenrock990 lesbian spank inferno!

[scruffylittledog]

"like in daddy's videos??" HAHAHAHA

[CultureShockSix]

Russell is hilarious... XD

[YourFavoriteArabTV]

like in daddy's videos lol

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

I had to write an assignment on humour for uni. In it, I was talking about how steoreotypes can be used in humour, and its advantages and disadvantages, and used this clip for one example. I got a great mark for that assignment... thanks Russell!!

[Anchanthea]

LEGEND!!

[scuderia4britalia]

Oh you gotta love Russell!!

[RazorOfficialTV]

custard and jumping

[aplacewhereivlog]

When you are three you are into custard and jumping!... close up on adams hills, comedian with a prosthetic leg :D Gotta love the bbc :)

[AlexLong1000]

@aplacewhereivlog Oh God, I never noticed that. xD

[skylinedude2006]

@aplacewhereivlog or you know... he mentioned australians *cut to australian*

[MissSamiexx]

i want to make sure my children are into custard, jumping and occaisonally spinning around going "AHHHH" when they are 3...and rolling down hills like sausages :)

[TheTattyted]

aaaahhhhhh im going to quote russell howards jokes and get loads of like and become a sombody !! yeah oh no ... ... ... i forgot to put lolz xxx at the end ... my life is OVER !! dont worry russell i luv u really xxx

[TheInsaneRainbowz]

Mum: "Tom, sometimes a lady can love a lady...."

Tom: *Gasp* "Like in daddy's videos?"

LMFAO! x)

[fishiepie13]

russell for presedent

[rachel11smith]

Well 20 people don't have time to fit this into their hectic schedule "AAAAGH!"

[silversong901]

when i was 3 i made PURPLE CUSTARD.

[MrHEC381991]

NOT

FUNNY

[animegril13X3]

@MrHEC381991 how? tell why you don't think this funny T.T

[SomeOddworld]

@animegril13X3 Humour is relative, people laugh at different things.

[AllThingsGay2]

Press 3 and 7 and he's either doing the worm or spanking two mens asses at the same time

[DjMatty2k9]

'Sometimes a Lady can Love another Lady'

'Hhhh Like in Daddy's Video's!'

LMAO

[LibaTheFish]

see that dislike bar? No, me neither.

[TehHunger]

I still fit that into my schedule!

[00Manga0Lover00]

thumbs up if you still go 0:26

[psybonchu]

haha his Aussie accent is brilliant!

[aretardnamedjess]

press 3 and 6 it makes him dance :) <3

[hunkydunky1]

@aretardnamedjess 3 & 8 makes him clap ;D <3

[AMYLEE2604]

wait... my dad has one of those videos...... does that mean?...... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

[Megiirl]

Press 2 over and over quickly XD

[elliexx242]

0:28 over and over is just hilarious..

[hyperemma2007]

Keep pressing 5 :D

[xLozzieLollipop7x]

repeat 0:28 LOL!!

[DropTheLeashUK]

This is catastrophically unfunny. A real toe curler. Stewart Lee is on the money about this lucky, boggle-eyed twat.

[SuperTwilightFanX]

Why has this video caused a massive arguement? If you don't like Russell Howard..don't watch it. Simple as. Stop make pathetic little comments about things that aren't even relevent to the video. Shut up and grow up.

[DropTheLeashUK]

@SuperTwilightFanX Don't be a wanker mate.

[SuperTwilightFanX]

@DropTheLeashUK My comment didn't require a reply from you. Dick.

[DropTheLeashUK]

@SuperTwilightFanX @SuperTwilightFanX I'm afraid it did. Along with several of the comments here made by the small-minded pro-Russell faction it warrants at least a cursory level of scrutiny. You've no idea what constitutes good comedy as you plainly have no sense of humour. His blinky, laboured delivery and jokes devoid of any empirical knowledge are invariably wide of the mark. The fact you're so vociferous in your defence of this trash suggests to me you need someone to point this out. Dick.

[SuperTwilightFanX]

@DropTheLeashUK Not once did I give my opinion on Russell Howard's comedy. I was merely asking why the video has caused arguements and if you don't like him, don't watch it. Who are you to tell me that I have no sense of humour? Everybody has a different sense of humour and just because it might not be the same as yours doesn't give you the right to tell me who to find funny. If me and other people find Russell funny than thats our own opinion, not yours.

[DropTheLeashUK]

@SuperTwilightFanX Oh yeah - you're a barrel of laughs.

[GiFloDotCom]

@SuperTwilightFanX HEAR HEAR!

[SuperTwilightFanX]

@GiFloDotCom Thank you! :) x

[WolfgangTheHusky]

I'm off to lick that tree...

[123thechloeb]

thats amazing jokes and video quality

[LovinMusicxxx]

thumbs up for "aaaaah!"

<3 russell my fav comedian!

XD

[EmosRus2011]

'sometimes a lady can love a lady.'

'*shocked noise* 'like in dads videos?'

[LibaTheFish]

@MrThreescoops ... if you don't like russell howard.. why are you on one of his videos? :)

Everyone is intitled to their own opinions; and laughter is one of the many joys of the world! It gives you a natural high of endorphins. But more to the point, loosen up a bit; have a laugh, wihtout spoling everyone else's fun!

[LibaTheFish]

How can anyone DISLIKE this man?!

[DropTheLeashUK]

@LibaTheFish Like this: Russell Howard has no discernable level of wit. His routine consists of weak observational comedy delivered in this tedious quasi-Liberalist fashion. He not only has poor material but has become arrogant with all his success - something which usually improves a stand-up's delivery but in this case has made it even more annoying. What makes him even more dislikeable is that he earns an obscene amount of money when I know several people in normal jobs who are much funnier.

[PsychoticSnake]

@MrThreescoops You really are a sad and pathetic person. You sit there, in your own little world, where only your opinions matter, only contacting the real world by way insulting other people for not being clones of you.

[MrThreescoops]

@PsychoticSnake The thing is, you can say comedy is subjective and all that but in this case you are definitely wrong. He is really shit and so are you, so maybe in fact you are the troll? What do you think of Frankie Boyle? I think he's fucking crap, i bet you don't. In fact are you actually Russell Howard because I can't think of anyone else who could possibly like this. The world revolves around me a lot more that it revolves around you buy the way. so there

[PsychoticSnake]

@MrThreescoops I am most certainly not Russell Howard. And I never talked to a ruder, self-centered and arrogant scumbag than you. You call me shit, but you don't even know me.

I'm afraid that thousands of favourable comments and laughing audiences would actually put you in the minority.

Why not say what you find funny.

[MrThreescoops]

@PsychoticSnake You, I find you funny. x

[PsychoticSnake]

@MrThreescoops I don't know why I even engaged in converstion with you. A troll. A person who stirs up trouble and anger for the sake of getting it up. A pathetic person.

[dar3keternal]

@MrThreescoops well russell howard is popular enough to have a show that has run for 4 series...

[MrThreescoops]

@dar3keternal well you're an utter bore aren't you

[dar3keternal]

@MrThreescoops no i am pointing out a fact.

[MrThreescoops]

@dar3keternal so am I

[icedpandacookies]

@MrThreescoops

Umm, excuse me, guys? Isn't the point of commenting on a video to say whether or not you like it? Not to throw aroud personal insults aimed at the person in the video and the commenters who diagree with your opinion.

Everyone is different, and no two people will find the same things funny. If you don't like Russell Howard, why the hell are you watching a video of him?

Just go away and stop being pathetic. And don't you dare reply to this with some demeaning comment.

[MrThreescoops]

@icedpandacookies Don't you dare tell me what to do, who are you the fucking youtube police? I can say whatever i want about rusell howard and no sad cunt like you is going to stop me. I have watched the video, hated it and everything about it and then wrote a comment, so i used the comments page for what it was for, writing a comment. Also did you really think your strange threat was going to stop me writing something back.

[icedpandacookies]

@MrThreescoops

Yeah, I am the YouTube police. Haven't you heard of me?

You didn't just write one comment, to which you are entitled. You've written several, getting into arguments and throwing around personal insults. You're just proving yourself to be an immature child and I think we're all kind of sick of you.

[masterdare459]

*pointing out people say things in the video in the hopes of getting a thumbsup, for a thumbs up*... woops :P

[eatglowsticks]

occasionally you can fit this into your schedule.. AAHHHHHH

[breathlessloveless]

I miss being 3.

Rolling down hills faster than my sister was my life's ambition.

[Galukxy]

"Tom, there's a time where a lady can love a lady.."

*gasps* "Just like in Daddy's videos?"

That makes me laugh every time

[MrThreescoops]

does any one know why this man is such a cunt?

[xXGoLdEn8BoYXx]

@MrThreescoops who? Russell? Russell's not a cunt he's funny.

[MrThreescoops]

@xXGoLdEn8BoYXx he certainly is not funny. maybe cunt is the wrong word to use. hes more; annoying, boring, banal, deplorable, pathetic, sad, shit, non entity, not a comedian, loud, tedious, cloying, smug, a twat, a smug twat and he has a stupid hair do and wears stupid glasses. whats more if you thing that he is funny then you must have a pretty sad existence.

[PsychoticSnake]

@MrThreescoops Insulting little details like hair and glasses is just petty. Hate to break it to you, but things become popular because they're good.

[MrThreescoops]

@PsychoticSnake Well I don't know whether popularity is anything to go by because (and i realise this is rather offensive and tired) the nazi's were also popular but they were fundamentally not good, the same with Gavin and Stacey and Heroin. So popularity really doesn't have much to do with what is good does it. Its also doesn't do much for your argument when you just pick a tiny bit of my comment, that is rather superfluous,

and use it for the basis of your retort. Fuck his glasses and Hair!x

[PsychoticSnake]

@MrThreescoops Not liking something is fine, saying you don't like it is fine. Going out of your way to insult something is not fine.

The Nazis became popular because Hitler was good at what he did - rallying support and bringing a country back to its former glory, but let's not get into that. This is about Russell Howard.

I like him, you don't. No one's sense of humour is exactly the same, so that's no problem.

[MrThreescoops]

@PsychoticSnake But you don't have a different sense of humor though, you don't have one. You don't even have any sense. HE IS SHIT!

[PsychoticSnake]

@MrThreescoops I have a sense of humour. I find Russell Howard and the rest of the Mock the Week panel funny, you find...whatever it is you find funny funny. The world does not revolve around you.

Now I am thinking that you are a troll. If that's the case, stop thinking that arguing about humour is a satisfying way to spend your time.

[xIBUMPER]

@MrThreescoops how is he a cunt you moron?

[MrThreescoops]

@xIBUMPER of course he is you moron. in fact if you dont think this man is a cunt then tht makes you even more of a cunt than this cunt. you cunt

[xIBUMPER]

@MrThreescoops explain why he is a cunt, because i actually think it's stupid how they're scared about 3 year olds learning about gay relationships, i agree with what he said, 3 year olds probably wouldn't give a shit.

[MrThreescoops]

@xIBUMPER ha yeah it was really insightful what he was saying wasn't it, it really taught me a lot. That bit where he span around like a twat was funny wasn't it. and i can really relate to what he says, he's so clever when he says you like jumping and custard when your a kid. so funny and yet incredibly poignant.

[xIBUMPER]

@MrThreescoops so you didn't like custard and jumping when you was a kid? would you care about gay relationships when you were 3? and he is saying that it is stupid that they're ranting on about such a stupid concept. And what I'm getting from you is that you'd be bothered about gay relationships when you were 3. ahahaha, i wouldn't believe that for a second.

[MrThreescoops]

@xIBUMPER its not that important for god sake. Your talking shit just like russell howard, teaching three year olds about gay relationships is not an issue of contention or anything like that is it, its just a stupid subject that russell howard has picked to brandish his politically correct, inoffensive, childish and dull humour. what i'm getting from you is that your a fucking idiot and your talking absolute rubbish. i didn't like custard but i was partial to the odd jump now and then. twat.

[xIBUMPER]

@MrThreescoops alright alright don't get ya thong in a twist

[MrThreescoops]

@xIBUMPER What i'm getting from your comments is that you seem to think i am some sort of homophobe and that is the reason that i dislike this video, well the subject is completely irrelevant. you also seem to think you can rile me up by saying slightly suggestive things to make me feel emasculated. correct me if im wrong

[ChelsLovesYaxXx]

Tom Sometimes A Lady Can Love Another Lady (Gasp) In Like Daddy's Video's LOL x

[0Passionate0]

Spinning, spinning... aaarrrrggg!!!

[Ryanxownage]

im 67 PHEW PHEW PHEW* custard

[9hello123]

@crazykidboom being someoens fan doesn't mean you'd "no if he was gay or not " also learn to spell.

[BubbleAndSqueek100]

I <3 HIM MILLIONS.

[wtfisw00t]

i love how you can actually comment on videos on BBC's channels, unlike 4od.

[WaterBottle1998]

I'm 22 and I'm into custurd and jumping :)

[LegitCinima]

@WaterBottle1998 your 22 and your into custard and jumping when you've got 1998 in your name :S?

[WaterBottle1998]

@LegitCinima its the year my sister was born so the most important year of my life and yes I am 22 and into jumping and custard, I'm at University so what else am I meant to do?

[rugbart11]

@LegitCinima lol, blatantly some 12 yr old.

[rugbart11]

@LegitCinima lol, blatantly some 12 yr old. @Waterbottle1998, you have just added ten years to your age.

[CapitalBhoy78]

I'd say die Russell but you do that quite well on stage anyway mate.

[ComedyLove28]

@CapitalBhoy78 I love and hate him at the same time, real mental conundrum!

[TheBethHalliday]

@crazykidboom Theyve Actually Been Together Since They Were Teenagers :)

[littlemarsbar]

16 people dont understand the word "comedy"

[lillmissbabycakes]

I love russell howard

f*****g funnyyy <3

[KirstySpencer1991]

@crazykidboom "but also russell douse" ...do you mean "russell does"?

[TheSasquatchkiller]

fight fight fight fight

[jammidodgaa]

@crazykidboom are you sure? coz first he goes hez been mistaken for countless gay presenters, then he kissed a two dudes on stage..

[jammidodgaa]

Is Russel gay? if he is, idc i'll stil luv im ^^

[KirstySpencer1991]

@jammidodgaa No, he's in a happy relationship with a woman.

[DontJudgexMe]

@crazykidboom lol! arnt we all!

[LewizX90]

Occasionally you can fit this into your hectic schedule: *Spins around* AAAAAAGH!

lolololol

[LaDyLuCk2900]

THUMBS UP FOR CUSTARD AND JUMPING :D

[ShnuckFuckle]

@kdewar88 twat

[BlackOpsTribe]

@ShnuckFuckle you do realise thats it is a quote from the thing you have just seen

[livstar93]

russel howard. marry me. now. no buts. thnx

[michaelangelo323]

Genious, my favorite jokes of Russell Howard

[RainbowzandRazorz]

hes a fuckin genius :']

[DandyBlood]

'sometimes a lady can love a lady'

:O

'like in daddies video's'

lmao

[ChippyMinton40]

How sexy does he look in this clip?! :P

[marsupialbeige]

- some word for word quote of what was just shown on the video - give me a thousand thumbs up..

[Tjcguy]

@marsupialbeige Fuck you

[highestsettings]

@Tjcguy He's right, if you read that before actually seeing the joke it fucking ruins it. It's always attention seeking. It's fucking annoying. STOP.

[marsupialbeige]

@Tjcguy are you a peter puffer?

[TheBethHalliday]

Tom Sometimes A Lady Can Love A Lady

*GASP* Like In Daddys Videos?

[sparklyAli]

I love Russel Howard!!

[HerMajestyTheLlama]

MARRY US, RUSSELL! WE LOVE YOU! ^_^ <3

[joewarar12]

@HerMajestyTheLlama bigamy FTW

[AuntFlosephine]

Such a legend.

[lillypads101]

I love his face when he twirls!

[AidanLunn]

Thanks, Russell, me and my girlfriend can't breathe for laughing now!

[Slypaperclips]

*generic quotation of video in the hopes of getting thumbs up*

[DNicholson23]

"sometimes a man can love a man, what do you think of that, as a 3 year old?" *gasp* "when jellyfish eat jelly do they explode?" "go to your room." russell howard live ftw

[fishcake1997]

when you're three, you're into custard and jumping XD

[LJay279]

Me + Russell Howard = ultimate couple

[iiTzBenJi]

Occasionally you can fit this into your hectic schedule *twirls* "uuuuuhhhhhhhh"

[iloverussellhowardx]

LOL I LOVE YOU RUSSELL HOWARD

[RiallaShadows]

CUSTARD AND FISH FINGERS!

[Kerriangel]

@RiallaShadows Matt Smith ftw

[footierulezarse]

@RiallaShadows that was on the new season of doctor who

[HaloPlayer96]

tom, sometimes a lady loves a lady

(gasp) like in daddys videos

[PurpleTokyoFlame]

piss ya pants funny! lol

[annalee232]

"They wanna bum each other, busy Mum. That's a hill and I'm gonna roll down it like I'm a sausage!"

[caolan06]

15 people are in a gay relationship.

[Gazble]

@caolan06 Doesn't there have to be 2 people for a relationship... what so there's someone married to himself? O_o

[TheDarklord0211]

lol a 3 year old being taught how to be gay? WELL HELL NAWW!

[JimbobRoxsUrSoxsOff]

custard and jumping! heheee

[c4ll0fdutyk1d]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

its funny cos its true

[Jill4ChrisRedfeild]

He portraits children perfectly XD

[GasheadSean]

brilliant..

[Chicklo11]

the last bit that he said is probably what would happen if I had kids

[MotherEarth4eva]

Love his twirl on the spot XD Russel Howard rocks, he's funny as

[SeanAKnox]

love russell howard

[scouserdan3]

l0l i gunna roll down it like im a sausage.

sometimes a girl can love a girl *GASP* like in daddys videos hahahahahahahahahahah love him

[GHANA2000023]

absolute genius in comedy. love him!!! bloody funny.

[LittleMissBeth7]

"Occassionally you can fit this into your hectic schedule: ahhrrr."

[VampireAngel1918]

they wanna bum eachother busy mum thats a hill im gonna roll down it like im a sausage

[MerlinLover996]

Im gonna roll down i like im a sausage :P

[xoxfiona92xox]

He's so right.. What a guy ^-^

[SesameSeedSoup]

omg can i just marry him he is so funny

[xRedRockerx]

Me and my friend do this... say it to each other... mwahahha.

[KEASTONBWOI]

like in daddys videos? LOOOL

[GrayFox790]

Probably the worst comedian i've seen... maybe funny to 5 years olds.

[oldskoolmacboy]

Shit

[imissrose123]

That's a hill, I'm gonna roll down it like I'm a sausage.

I still do that sometimes and I'm 14.

...Is that weird?

[Jimm607]

@imissrose123 i still do it and im 18.