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  • "We'll go from Yes We Can to Oh No You Didn't" hahahaha awesome

  • I'm going to tell my future kids that now before bed - "If you kids don't behave, Dick Cheney will come out of your closet and shoot you."

  • BATTTYYYYY

  • actually, i wikid the definition of insanity and it wasn't "repeating the same action and expecting the same outcome"

  • @verbalengine95 Its not the dictionary definition, its from a famous quote from Einstein

  • well guess what, we got bin laden, IN PAKISTAN!

  • There is a drug called "Fucitol" LOL

  • bravo!

  • Everytime I watch Robin Williams, I have google open in another tab in case I need to look up a reference.

  • hahahaha turns out he was in pakistan.

  • all that he could speak is "what the fuck" and i still be out of breath from laughing xd

  • my dad had a similar open heart surgey like Robin. So what he says even in humur about it, isn't far off.

  • Well, let's be fair, they only elected Dubya the second time...

  • press 9 repeatedly for a duck...

  • This comedian is blowing my mind! WOW!!! I haven't even finished this part 3 yet and I'm beside myself!

  • this is brilliant comedy! Robin Williams delivers! 

  • I am literally rolling around laughing!!!! :D love robin!

  • I am actually tired from all the laughing!!!!!! 

  • eerr theres a black presifent, shit man i been on way to much fuckitall myself.. lol?

  • "did we get Bin Ladin"-Yes we did

  • "There was guy who treated W. with kindness and respect, and that man was Tony Blair. Tony Blair and W. was like United Nations' production of 'Rainman'" ROFLMAO

  • Funny how people talk politics over the internet.

  • "Did we get bin Laden?" "Oh, almost." How about HELL YEAH WE GOT HIM, WE KICKED HIS ASS!!!!!!

  • @masterDevis we didnt get him until after this stand up was out so at the time of this stand up we were still looking for him.

  • @masterDevis to be fair,this was made before we got him.

  • Guy waking up in present from fuck it all: Did we get Osama Bin Ladin?

    Robin: Fuck yeah, we got him!!

  • 20 ppl werent good... the cheney man got them :D

  • "take care simba!!"

  • 20 people do not have any weapons of mass destruction.

  • @foodtogo1 That has to be the worst "this amount of people do not..." ever.

  • a genious

  • WTH i'm playing snakes on youtube!

  • United Nations Production of "Rain Man". Nah, I'd have to disagree because W went full retard. So it becomes the United Nations Production of "I Am Sam".  Went Full Retard and went home empty handed.

  • @JohanStarDragon obviously W didn't listen to robert downey jr....NEVER go full retard lol

  • his nose is so big it makes a shadow that looks like hitlers moustache

    

  • LMFAO! <3 his stand up!

  • 19 people are constipated

  • lol bush took alotta vacations???? what bout our current asshole we haven't had a good president in soooooo long

  • @dfhrandall He's a hell of a lot fucking better then bush's ass, Atleast Obama is TRYING to put our economy back together, Bush tried his hardest to DESTROY it...

  • @Darkabyss290 lol yea the first thing i do when i have money issues is to go out and buy a lotta shit and i'm not pro bush or pro republican they both fucking suck lol obama took more vacations in his first year than bush did in one term wtf haha and robin wiliams is amazing

  • @Darkabyss290 well, yes, Mr. Obama is very trying.

  • @Darkabyss290,

    Unemployment under Bush was no higher than 7%....under Obama, **9.1%**. This is **BETTER??** Debt under Obama - $14 trillion and climbing. This is **BETTER??**

  • @knightryderrwn It's not better, but it's not Obama's fault. Ten years ago the US was doing pretty well, then Dubya launched tax cuts for the rich, and engaged in not one but TWO wars - on credit, thus creating a deficit that's just gotten worse. Bush definitely played his part in the credit crunch. And now Obama has to deal with all this shit, and on top of that you have ignorant people slandering him, people who do not know how it all began.

    I'd hate to be dealing with his problems!

  • @KjeXXXer,

    Well, let's see....unemployment at its *WORST* under Bush = 6%. Unemployment NOW = 9.1%. These so-called "tax cuts for the rich".....who *ARE* the rich, by and large?? **JOB CREATORS**, especially **SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS,** like the company my wife works for. The new regulations that Obamacare (remember *THAT?*) is going to impose (assuming we don't get a new president in '12 and overturn it) will throw many *MORE* small business owners out of business.

  • @knightryderrwn The current unemployment rate could just as easily be read as a belated aftermath from the Bush Administration. You prefer taxes paid by the employees of these business, I take it? Employees on minimum wage, for instance?

  • @KjeXXXer,

    What I prefer is managing the money we *have* better, before we either tax away more, or more accurately, *borrow* more from China (and then increase taxes to pay for the borrowing!) You say the current unemployment rate could be read as a belated aftermath of the BUSH Administration? Hardly. Again, while Bush was in office, companies were *HIRING*, not *LAYING PEOPLE OFF* and *CLOSING.* That's only begun (again) under Obama.

  • @KjeXXXer,

    (Continuing my last post) -- You're too young to remember this, but I remember the President that Obama is becoming more like -- Jimmy Carter. He had a lot of the same misguided ideas about the economy in the 1970's that Obama does now....and, just like now, those ideas *failed.*

  • @knightryderrwn you are both idiots talking politics over the internet. there, discussion over.

  • press 8 and 9

  • one word LEGENDARY!!!!

  • And whats W doing now? He's a motivaional Speaker, kind of cool. It's kinda like having Lindsay Lohan as a Guidance Counseller. HAHAHA!

  • make that 19 rectal exorcisms

  • who would hate robin williams??

  • @Foremek: make that 19 people.

  • Making the George W library very interactive could also mean the majority of library books there will be pop up books... ;)

  • The Cheney man...................

  • 18 people need a rectal exorcism

  • @Foremek 23

  • @Foremek

    28 now.

  • @Foremek 28

    

  • I fucking died when he did GollumCheney

  • 18 people are currently running from The Cheney Man

  • Geogre W. Bush library will have one book and one book only... My Pet Goat

  • Pat the Bunny

    

  • "He waved at Stewie Wonder"

  • super

    

  • TAKE CARE SIMBA HAHA

  • "Taking propofol to sleep is like doing chemo therapy because you're tired of shaving your fucking head!"

  • @NikHamilton13 awesome line isn't it hahahahahahahahaha!!!

  • @stingyringpiece It is indeed! Haha.

  • @NikHamilton13 wow where did you hear that?

  • thats the definition of stupidity trying something over and expecting something different my teacher says that all the time XD!!!!

  • @senorevildeathbee That's actually the definition of insanity.... but it still works!

  • "The one from Texas!

    "Junior? O_O"

  • He wave at Stevie Wonders !! HAHAHA!

  • If they put Obama on money they can call it Barackabucks

  • At 4:26 I nearly died of laughter! XD

  • 17 ppl don't got a sense of humor

  • BUT WE GOT HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! hes dead!!!!!!!!

  • "There's a black president now"

    "Really???!!!no shit!!!!"

    "Yeah and also a white guy was the NBA MVP this year"

    "FFFUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!"

  • @AnastasisKos he's german . in Europe almost everyone is white including the cool persons

  • this guy is on a roll!

  • "mr. Obama, you are now the president of the united states of america........ KUMBIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! WORK THE BOOTY WORK THE BOOTY WORK THE BOOTY

  • George Bush has 16 fake YouTube accounts.

  • 16 people don't know the price of gas.

  • "Michael..."

    "Yes?"

  • @Nvyseal78 sorry, mine is the only thumbs up.

  • you know, i've been wondering why i haven't heard much from Joe Biden since the election. i guess this is why.

  • Ricky gervais just isn't up-to-speed this funny. And I'm english.

  • I died at "Hilary work the booty work the booty..."

  • WE GOT OSAMA!!! HELLLL YEAH!

  • george w bush library...the concept alone boggles your mind!! ;-)

  • oh shit here comes skippy fuck off LMAO

  • Hahha I LOVE the Clinton jokes.

  • Though this really is like how the last 10 years have been really really good description

  • Oh, shit, here comes skippy. Fuck off.

  • Hey everyone... just close your eyes and think... "Genie"... Does anyone else drop their jaws at the language at that point?

  • @UseYourHeadAndHeart

    Yep. But at the same time I'm laughing my ass off! XD

  • @jklos305 although few presidents have fully completed a higher educational degree such as a masters, there have been a handful which have, including several which held PHDs. So no, bush was not the smartest president, not by a long shot.

  • Tony and W xD

  • fuckin' A!

  • the bush quotes never gets old

  • she'll go from yes we can to no you didn't.. BEST 

  • Images of Clinton blowing Putin will now never leave my brain.

  • OH WE GOT OSAMA NOW

    

  • @richie1232 lol i'm not a conspiracy theorist but damn the circumstances were very sketchy

  • @richie1232 mmmhm that we did

  • @richie1232 about damn time too

  • "Mr. Obama, you are now President of the United States......CUMBAYA MIRIKANSENOMAKE KUMBACOMEOPIOPIPIO Hilary work the booty! Work the booty" I think I just died laughing.

  • " the power of fiber compels you,!!"

  • A lot of people hate George W. Bush, but he remains the only president to have a Masters Degree.

  • @jklos305

    It's a sad, sad thing if George W Bush is the best educated president you've ever had...

  • @jklos305 who cares if he had a master's degree? In politics, that doesn't mean anything. You can be the smartest person, but when it comes to politics, it's not about what degree you have, it's about how well you can play the game and persuading others to follow you. That's how Sarah Palin has been able to do so well (still mind boggling). What these politicians need is some common sense, that's whats lacking.

  • xD

  • rainman thing was great!

  • That Pakistan line has so much irony now.

  • I <3 those political jokes about ... well you know. .. lolz

  • hilary work the booty work the booty!!

  • "...he waved at stevie wonder" LOL

  • Actually she drinks Diet Whupass

  • Got Osama now!

  • WE GOT OSAMA NOW!!!

  • effexor is gross dont take it... it makes you feel nothing emotional what so ever.... plus if you forget to take it one day the rest of the day you feel like your going to throw up.... hate it...

  • Robin keep up the great work of making us americans " LAUGH" our asses off!!!!!

  • "That's like a group of lepers judging a beauty contest!"

  • The Cheney Man got 14 people.

  • 3:01 little out-dated xD

  • we killed osama. robin would be proud.

  • BAM!!!!! *loads gun* anybody else got a problem?!?!?!

  • BAM!!! *loads* anybody else got a problem

  • BAM!!! *loads* anybody else got a problem

  • The United Nations production of Rainman..... priceless

  • Just found out this morning we finally got Bin Laden with two bullets to the head

  • The Cheney man got 14 people. Sorry, couldn't help myself O.O

  • thats really funny now cos bin laden is dead!

  • @Termi8or I would LOVE to see Robin Williams poke fun at what happened to Bin Laden. I mean, I'm sure he can come up with EXCELLENT material for that. SNL surely will come up with something, but Robin Williams is gonna bring it on home. :)

  • wow, he used a lot of his old jokes

  • robin williams is a genius

  • @DRisLegend200919: that is absolutely true, he's one of the best comics i know of right behind Richard Pryor & George Carlin

  • "If someone heckled W, Cheney would be like *BAM!!*" ROOOOFL, I lost it the first time I heard that xD!

  • How can you dislike Robin Williams? ~looking for a way to remove dislike button~ Dam haters

    Edit: sorry, capitalization error

  • How can you dislike robin williams? ~looking for a way to remove dislike button~ Dam haters

  • 1:27 - 4:00 the last 13 years of the US in a nutshell lol

  • "His name is Barack Husan Obama" "Ok Now your fucking with me"

  • the self medicators are awesome!!

  • he's married who the hell wouldnt!

  • hes so funny lol

  • 4:05 Racist Blonde Bitch in the back ... see who she reacted to this joke !

  • "My man, could you spare a dollar?"

    "I'm sorry my good fellow, I voted for Obama, good-fucking luck"

    lol

  • she'll open a can of WHOOP' ASS!!!!

    whothe fuck is she?Stone Cold Steve Austin???XD

  • JUNIOR???

  • "If you're not good, the Cheney Man will get you" O.o lmao

  • @CIndigo87 noooooooooooooo

  • And his name is Barrack Hoosane Obama!!!

    Now your freakin kidding me!!!!

  • @BDRvidz Now you are FUCKING WITH ME !!!! Thats the joke !

  • Joe says shit that even people with Tourette's go "... no."

  • I love that comment @ 7:53 -- "You've gotta cut Dubya some slack, man. He comes from a family where the *SMART* brother is named "Jeb," number one." That was good!

  • I don't condone drinking any sort of drink while watching this, or you will spill it all over yourself.

  • Take care Simba! Hahahahahaha!

  • Like this if you agree his Cheney laugh is the most epic thing ever.

  • the president run is brilliant man!..haha

  • If your not good....the cheney man will get you

  • 'Kinda' goofy? After all the Bushisms out there, 'kinda' is a bit of an understatement.

  • When Mrs. Obama opens a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out and round-house kicks Bush.

  • Quit the religion dude and enjoy the comedy. I'm not saying anything bad about christianity but don't try to fuck with the comedy.