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  • Chuck Norris killed 4 people because they did not listen to him.

  • Chuck Norris can check-mate you in one move

  • If chuck was there... it only proves that the US are creating this insurgent story just to get some cash. >:)

  • they are four brave mother fuckers !

  • 4 persons got pwnd by chuck :DD

  • when chuck norris went to iraq....the whole U.S army came back to U.S for a vacation........

  • 10 facts chuck norris cannot doChuck Norris Cannot:1.Tie a Knot in his dick 2.Spell his name in all languages in the snow while pissing and not stopping the stream3.Fart the chinese alphabet4.Spell the chinese alphabet whilst talking arabic and taking a shit without am ass hole5.Talk German and not instantly hate all jews6.Hate jews7.Eat chinese food and not be hungry 20 minutes later8.wear a Onesy and not feel gay9.Appear in Family Guy in full color10. Punch daniel with his chest pubes

  • chuck norris can win a war using only one hand

  • Such a naive guy.I respect any soldier risking his life, but c'mon, this is ridiculous, I wonder if CN has any idea of what fighting and winning a war means, if he thinks it's about planting a flag on the captured HQ of the enemy, then he's an idiot.

  • @dixxjamm I guess im a idiot, fuck i knew call of duty was lieing...

  • The war in Iraq and Afghanistan aren't meant to be won, Mr Norris, they're meant to be sustained.

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  • @sk8bamsk8

    idiot

    makin jokes on jesus will not help you in real life

    u poor loser

  • Your life is sad, give up, you suck.

  • ???? it was a joke

  • I hear him speaking! HAIL CHUCK NORRIS!!! IF I GET "POOR COMMENT" CHUCK NORRIS WILL COME AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU!@

  • I must say, i have the up most respect for our troops and anyone who supports our troops like Chuck does (No, not bring them home now) and what they're doing for us.

  • What exactly is he trying to say about winning this war? How does he plan on winning the war? how does anyone plan on winning this war? are you just going to kill everyone and then chalk that up as a win? Are you really trying to find every single terrorist over there and kill them all? There is no winning in this thing...Intentions started pure until americans fucked it all up..way to go...jackasses.

  • SUBSCRIBE IM MAKING VIDS IN A WEEK WHEN I GET MY NEW CAMERA TAKE THIS AS SERIOUSAS U WANT! atheist christain or bored this is 4 u!!! ill be making the offical gospel of Chuck Norris and u will want to subscribe!!

  • chuck norris is the man

  • mother fucker what mission they ganna finished ohhhhhhhhh yes u mean kill the whole population, also what fucking war the ganna win it. the american troops deestroy every thing in iraq a country have a history have a 1000 times old than usa, anyway u CUNT

  • Don't hate him, he doesn't know what is going on. It's not his fault. He's just like any other American who has no idea, except that he's a bit famous. Hate just makes it worse.

  • ok so what u think the american goverment must do to stop this war? and that is the most interesting question now, coz simple people like me they want this to finish, did u know that i lost 3 of my best friends and 4 very close relatives. can u tell me what is them falts, the proplem is the american keep denying that they had no reasons what so ever to attack Iraq

  • I think Ron Paul answered this question well. Just leave. We just went in, now we can just leave. There is no peace keeping force. That is illusion. The idea that british or americans will keep peace there is illusion. Their purpose is to prevent peace so they can organise the chaos the way they want. That is very bad. Iraqi people are brave and can organize their country the way they want. If they are not interfered with, the people will have their way. Everyone leave Iraq and say sorry.

  • I'll be clear. Anyone with two brain cells and who reserach for five minutes can see that Iraq had nothing to do with 911, so don't think that anyone is sympathizing with anti-americanism. Americans need to realise that America is the aggressor here, and it is by far not the first time. The 911 attack was false flag CIA organized excuse to start a war for oil and control and world destabilization to pave the way for introduction of a new world order of control.

  • hey SUCK/CHuck

    your gonna be the history proof about the extinction in the age of the hydro-carbon man.

    Answer this question quickly, I'll give you $700 what would you buy:

    A) AK47 or

    B) Solar-panel

  • Ill buy the AK47 so I can take everyone elses solar-panel's

  • not the marines has win the iraq war it was chuck norris.....

  • i think he is there to raise the kill to death ratio of the us army , not morale

  • chuck awesome

  • fuck Johnny Depp, Fuck Bloom, fuck DiCaprio, fuck Damon

    CHUCK IS THE TRUE MESSIAH!!!

  • This video was shot moments after Chuck Norris captured Saddam Hussein and handed him over to the military so he could get a shower after a dirty work.

  • chuck can beat da hell out of any man. & fuck it bein on television he can do dat shit in real life. hes a beast

  • Chuck, why don't you win us the war?

  • Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

  • and there is no chin under his beard

    there is only another fist

  • lol

  • many Filipino karate champion have defeated by chuck norris. he fought like bruce lee ;D

  • chuck only lost 5 matches. and he beat those 5 people in a rematch

  • Preach it Chuck!!!!!

  • a single breath of chuck norris can kill anyone in a 1000 mile radius good thing chuck norris tells his lungs went to breath

  • I have a whole new view and respect now for him.

  • what movie is that? i really want to see bruce lee and chuck norris duke it out

  • way of the dragon or wrath of the dragon some thing with dragon wait thats ass bruce lee movies

  • Chuck can kick EVERYONE´S ass!!!!!!!

    Drop him in a warzone and he´ll win the war using his bare fists and roundhouse kicks ;)

  • Ya your right drop Chuck Norris in a war zone and the war will be over in a minute and with his famous catchpraise I'm a Texas Ranger your under arrest.

  • Chuck norris will, kick some ass

  • bruce lee died because he ate one of chuck's teeth instead of that aspirin he needed for his headache..:}

  • ok, NOW things are serious, they've sent Chuck Norris in there. Give it a couple of weeks and the war will be over. terrorists beware chuck and his roundhouse kicks are on the prowl :P ha ha ha

  • i thought bruce lee killed you how come youre still alive?

  • It's just a movie when Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.

  • in reall life that wouldnt be possible since bruce lee came out of chuck norris

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