10 facts chuck norris cannot doChuck Norris Cannot:1.Tie a Knot in his dick 2.Spell his name in all languages in the snow while pissing and not stopping the stream3.Fart the chinese alphabet4.Spell the chinese alphabet whilst talking arabic and taking a shit without am ass hole5.Talk German and not instantly hate all jews6.Hate jews7.Eat chinese food and not be hungry 20 minutes later8.wear a Onesy and not feel gay9.Appear in Family Guy in full color10. Punch daniel with his chest pubes
Such a naive guy.I respect any soldier risking his life, but c'mon, this is ridiculous, I wonder if CN has any idea of what fighting and winning a war means, if he thinks it's about planting a flag on the captured HQ of the enemy, then he's an idiot.
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chuck norris is part jesus
chuck norris once sold his soul 2 the devil ,but as soon as it haz been tooken he super soundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul bac.since the devil loves pitty he couldnt stay mad at chuck norris,now the have have drinks and watch foot ball to gether every sunday
I must say, i have the up most respect for our troops and anyone who supports our troops like Chuck does (No, not bring them home now) and what they're doing for us.
What exactly is he trying to say about winning this war? How does he plan on winning the war? how does anyone plan on winning this war? are you just going to kill everyone and then chalk that up as a win? Are you really trying to find every single terrorist over there and kill them all? There is no winning in this thing...Intentions started pure until americans fucked it all up..way to go...jackasses.
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mother fucker what mission they ganna finished ohhhhhhhhh yes u mean kill the whole population, also what fucking war the ganna win it. the american troops deestroy every thing in iraq a country have a history have a 1000 times old than usa, anyway u CUNT
Don't hate him, he doesn't know what is going on. It's not his fault. He's just like any other American who has no idea, except that he's a bit famous. Hate just makes it worse.
ok so what u think the american goverment must do to stop this war? and that is the most interesting question now, coz simple people like me they want this to finish, did u know that i lost 3 of my best friends and 4 very close relatives. can u tell me what is them falts, the proplem is the american keep denying that they had no reasons what so ever to attack Iraq
I think Ron Paul answered this question well. Just leave. We just went in, now we can just leave. There is no peace keeping force. That is illusion. The idea that british or americans will keep peace there is illusion. Their purpose is to prevent peace so they can organise the chaos the way they want. That is very bad. Iraqi people are brave and can organize their country the way they want. If they are not interfered with, the people will have their way. Everyone leave Iraq and say sorry.
I'll be clear. Anyone with two brain cells and who reserach for five minutes can see that Iraq had nothing to do with 911, so don't think that anyone is sympathizing with anti-americanism. Americans need to realise that America is the aggressor here, and it is by far not the first time. The 911 attack was false flag CIA organized excuse to start a war for oil and control and world destabilization to pave the way for introduction of a new world order of control.
This video was shot moments after Chuck Norris captured Saddam Hussein and handed him over to the military so he could get a shower after a dirty work.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Ya your right drop Chuck Norris in a war zone and the war will be over in a minute and with his famous catchpraise I'm a Texas Ranger your under arrest.
ok, NOW things are serious, they've sent Chuck Norris in there. Give it a couple of weeks and the war will be over. terrorists beware chuck and his roundhouse kicks are on the prowl :P ha ha ha
Chuck Norris killed 4 people because they did not listen to him.
MaghonBarkley 7 months ago
Chuck Norris can check-mate you in one move
Braunschweider 8 months ago 2
If chuck was there... it only proves that the US are creating this insurgent story just to get some cash. >:)
Daninjatroll8998 9 months ago
they are four brave mother fuckers !
froidalo 10 months ago
4 persons got pwnd by chuck :DD
MrRiad999 1 year ago
when chuck norris went to iraq....the whole U.S army came back to U.S for a vacation........
TheStudonfire 1 year ago
10 facts chuck norris cannot doChuck Norris Cannot:1.Tie a Knot in his dick 2.Spell his name in all languages in the snow while pissing and not stopping the stream3.Fart the chinese alphabet4.Spell the chinese alphabet whilst talking arabic and taking a shit without am ass hole5.Talk German and not instantly hate all jews6.Hate jews7.Eat chinese food and not be hungry 20 minutes later8.wear a Onesy and not feel gay9.Appear in Family Guy in full color10. Punch daniel with his chest pubes
Onlyhave 1 year ago
chuck norris can win a war using only one hand
cncorde4 1 year ago
Such a naive guy.I respect any soldier risking his life, but c'mon, this is ridiculous, I wonder if CN has any idea of what fighting and winning a war means, if he thinks it's about planting a flag on the captured HQ of the enemy, then he's an idiot.
dixxjamm 1 year ago
@dixxjamm I guess im a idiot, fuck i knew call of duty was lieing...
Pepefromthebario 1 year ago
The war in Iraq and Afghanistan aren't meant to be won, Mr Norris, they're meant to be sustained.
eddie4425 1 year ago
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sk8bamsk8 2 years ago
@sk8bamsk8
idiot
makin jokes on jesus will not help you in real life
u poor loser
aietes 2 years ago
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chuck norris is part jesus
chuck norris once sold his soul 2 the devil ,but as soon as it haz been tooken he super soundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul bac.since the devil loves pitty he couldnt stay mad at chuck norris,now the have have drinks and watch foot ball to gether every sunday
miniamp117 2 years ago
Your life is sad, give up, you suck.
Kamil576 2 years ago
???? it was a joke
miniamp117 2 years ago
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a man that nobody gives a shit about
getDun2012 2 years ago
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Crack Norris does know his baboon mouth from his Jew ass.
The US troupes are losing the war in Iraq, and our government does not know how to get out of it.
Sit and watch baboon mouth, Hollywood heroism has nothing to do with real life situation.
smilingdata 2 years ago
I hear him speaking! HAIL CHUCK NORRIS!!! IF I GET "POOR COMMENT" CHUCK NORRIS WILL COME AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU!@
Rabon17 2 years ago 14
I must say, i have the up most respect for our troops and anyone who supports our troops like Chuck does (No, not bring them home now) and what they're doing for us.
hugBitCH 3 years ago
What exactly is he trying to say about winning this war? How does he plan on winning the war? how does anyone plan on winning this war? are you just going to kill everyone and then chalk that up as a win? Are you really trying to find every single terrorist over there and kill them all? There is no winning in this thing...Intentions started pure until americans fucked it all up..way to go...jackasses.
QueenOfDarkness1986 3 years ago
SUBSCRIBE IM MAKING VIDS IN A WEEK WHEN I GET MY NEW CAMERA TAKE THIS AS SERIOUSAS U WANT! atheist christain or bored this is 4 u!!! ill be making the offical gospel of Chuck Norris and u will want to subscribe!!
ChuckNorrisreligion 3 years ago
chuck norris is the man
ChitownBrian 3 years ago
mother fucker what mission they ganna finished ohhhhhhhhh yes u mean kill the whole population, also what fucking war the ganna win it. the american troops deestroy every thing in iraq a country have a history have a 1000 times old than usa, anyway u CUNT
tthh1983 3 years ago
Don't hate him, he doesn't know what is going on. It's not his fault. He's just like any other American who has no idea, except that he's a bit famous. Hate just makes it worse.
TheGoodnessIsGood 3 years ago
ok so what u think the american goverment must do to stop this war? and that is the most interesting question now, coz simple people like me they want this to finish, did u know that i lost 3 of my best friends and 4 very close relatives. can u tell me what is them falts, the proplem is the american keep denying that they had no reasons what so ever to attack Iraq
tthh1983 3 years ago
I think Ron Paul answered this question well. Just leave. We just went in, now we can just leave. There is no peace keeping force. That is illusion. The idea that british or americans will keep peace there is illusion. Their purpose is to prevent peace so they can organise the chaos the way they want. That is very bad. Iraqi people are brave and can organize their country the way they want. If they are not interfered with, the people will have their way. Everyone leave Iraq and say sorry.
TheGoodnessIsGood 3 years ago
I'll be clear. Anyone with two brain cells and who reserach for five minutes can see that Iraq had nothing to do with 911, so don't think that anyone is sympathizing with anti-americanism. Americans need to realise that America is the aggressor here, and it is by far not the first time. The 911 attack was false flag CIA organized excuse to start a war for oil and control and world destabilization to pave the way for introduction of a new world order of control.
TheGoodnessIsGood 3 years ago
hey SUCK/CHuck
your gonna be the history proof about the extinction in the age of the hydro-carbon man.
Answer this question quickly, I'll give you $700 what would you buy:
A) AK47 or
B) Solar-panel
SCTV 3 years ago
Ill buy the AK47 so I can take everyone elses solar-panel's
dynamitedoug 3 years ago
not the marines has win the iraq war it was chuck norris.....
xlibuda 3 years ago
i think he is there to raise the kill to death ratio of the us army , not morale
Trooperxp 3 years ago
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chuck norris = babbling dork
DaveAndFrank1 3 years ago
chuck awesome
DourifPower 3 years ago
fuck Johnny Depp, Fuck Bloom, fuck DiCaprio, fuck Damon
CHUCK IS THE TRUE MESSIAH!!!
voldemord888 3 years ago
This video was shot moments after Chuck Norris captured Saddam Hussein and handed him over to the military so he could get a shower after a dirty work.
GuitarXpert 3 years ago 10
chuck can beat da hell out of any man. & fuck it bein on television he can do dat shit in real life. hes a beast
lyrics2006 3 years ago 2
Chuck, why don't you win us the war?
onilink5000 4 years ago
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
IHaveNoDoubt 4 years ago
and there is no chin under his beard
there is only another fist
wathefuckisupwitthat 4 years ago
lol
MzPunky 3 years ago
many Filipino karate champion have defeated by chuck norris. he fought like bruce lee ;D
henrylakad 4 years ago
chuck only lost 5 matches. and he beat those 5 people in a rematch
mightyhetfield22 4 years ago
Preach it Chuck!!!!!
JSmitty0007 4 years ago 2
a single breath of chuck norris can kill anyone in a 1000 mile radius good thing chuck norris tells his lungs went to breath
arnasandtonyprod 4 years ago
I have a whole new view and respect now for him.
SuperRobot7 4 years ago 2
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fuck you norris
cowofthemonth 4 years ago
what movie is that? i really want to see bruce lee and chuck norris duke it out
seanold1 4 years ago
way of the dragon or wrath of the dragon some thing with dragon wait thats ass bruce lee movies
b1139 4 years ago
Chuck can kick EVERYONE´S ass!!!!!!!
Drop him in a warzone and he´ll win the war using his bare fists and roundhouse kicks ;)
Svante 4 years ago
Ya your right drop Chuck Norris in a war zone and the war will be over in a minute and with his famous catchpraise I'm a Texas Ranger your under arrest.
Ballpenni 4 years ago
Chuck norris will, kick some ass
acarmelo1 4 years ago
bruce lee died because he ate one of chuck's teeth instead of that aspirin he needed for his headache..:}
airstabking 4 years ago
ok, NOW things are serious, they've sent Chuck Norris in there. Give it a couple of weeks and the war will be over. terrorists beware chuck and his roundhouse kicks are on the prowl :P ha ha ha
karbine556 5 years ago
i thought bruce lee killed you how come youre still alive?
glassprisioner 5 years ago
It's just a movie when Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.
Ballpenni 4 years ago
in reall life that wouldnt be possible since bruce lee came out of chuck norris
THET2236 4 years ago