Ted Crusty - The Collection

[adventuretimeangel13]

I have a phobia of sharks UNICORN

[MakeMeEvil82]

its even funnier when your're names joe

[Furko08]

press 7 for "nom nom nom" ^^

[DisgruntledBastard01]

to some americans (cough republicans!) they would probably believe this to be more factual than climate change

[sk8tards]

What the failure to stay airborn was that

[BiggestLaytonFanEver]

Pause at 0:46. The toilet has eyes? NO.

[CireAtram]

not even a bit funny

[philsnk]

Greenhouse Lancelot.

[DrummerBlast3]

Seems legit..

[BoomBoy13]

FAG (Fake And Gay)

[ErraticReviews]

@BoomBoy13 YASFF (You're A Stupid Fuck Face)

[BoomBoy13]

@ErraticReviews Mine works two ways, while yours only one. Therefore, fuck off.

[ErraticReviews]

@BoomBoy13 I like the part where your comment is retarded, just like you.

[BoomBoy13]

@ErraticReviews Okay, let me explain for the poor little dumbass. FAG: I can be calling him a fag. BUT it also can abbreviates the common Youtube term "Fake And Gay", or fag.

[ErraticReviews]

@BoomBoy13 Oh, there was no need to explain. I was just trolling you. Good day.

[BoomBoy13]

@ErraticReviews oh yeah

[speedyninjump]

if your trying to be funny your not your just sad

[samwuzhere9]

@speedyninjump if you're trying to use the correct "you're" you're not you're just sad

[kunalbajpai]

Press 6 for 61-62 times and see Joe "arriving"

[thekalle20]

6: Micheal Jackson

[Aceofdrumandbass]

next thing you know the polar bear population is dropping.

"polar bear falls"

...no...

[TigerMuskie08]

"What the failure to stay airborn was that!?" hahahaha that made me laugh so hard! Man I love your videos!

[sprayframe]

@BiggestLaytonFanEver jeez. try harder.

[BiggestLaytonFanEver]

@sprayframe I did my best and one can only do their best and nothing better. :)

[BiggestLaytonFanEver]

I love your videos. I find them very amusing and enjoy watching them. The ideas, Ted, just get funnier all the time. For example, the Santa Claus video made me laugh really hard because Santa is portrayed to be good, not evil. Poor Joe....

That quote, "What in the failure to stay airborne was that noise?!" was incredibly funny and original. I use it all the time now.

Your videos are awesome, and poor Joe, giving up his life for the viewers of Youtube. Touching ;'D

[devildan99]

fag

[MyOwnChannel98]

i love wheb you said, Heeerrnnnaahhhhhhh

[motormouth1000101]

The hydrogen car takes the piss.

[Succu15]

actually i love the "JESUS" more that the "mmm noooo"

[TheSweetOblivion]

1:33

Finally Joe doesn't get killed in the ending!

[GermanFreeMusic]

You look like a gay!

[thebigoneisbig]

Capital W for WTF?!

[BiggestLaytonFanEver]

Sorry for the typo in the subtitles!

[BiggestLaytonFanEver]

Subtitles-pointless but useful if you can't hear very well! (The subtitles don't work for this video!)

Lightning Strike:

Ted: I'm just using this metal collinder outside to strain my potatoes.

I hope there's not a freak lightning storm while I'm out here, due to this climate change thing.

BANG (lightning hits)

BANG (lightning hits again)

CRASH (metal collinder falls)

Ted: All right then Joe, have you strained your vegetables or is it just the way you've got your trousers on? Nooooooooo.

[Jinx11111]

i died of laughter at the car

[fatihalt]

As u guys may have noticed, JOE ACTUALLY OWND TED in hydrogen car

[JWK35]

OMG, that is the first time i have laughed out loud properly for a long time!

[susanbetty1]

RUBBISH!!!

[SooBuSt]

joe likes drinks in a pail.. cool

[Tinkletoots11]

nnnooohhhh.....

[SooBuSt]

why he he goes to the fake joe even if the lightning is not dangerous?.... and if its real... is his dick that high?...

[usedive]

@SooBuSt why do you think genius? It's a joke.

[TheGabbuts]

@SooBuSt Moron.

[BTvisuals]

the polar bear populatioin is falling!!!1

[Jamjarsquid]

hhh'nooo

[gazrine08]

the polar bear hahaha

[markwoodland1]

tedcrustys videos are about as real as katie price, but i dunno why people get so pissed off at themm XD

[shallok09]

hydrogen car:

Ted: OMG turn it off, im getting absolutely soaked !

Joe: but i haven't even turned it on :/

Ted: then what was that?

Joe: I'v got no idea...

*awkward silence*

*slowly zips pants up*

[iKyyLe]

@shallok09 Yeah we heard that we don't need you to repeat it. :-/

[BlisterFFw]

The accent is funny ._.

[YogurtArchangel]

This was legendary.

[kkjwsmith]

this is super awesome!

[CRPro1788]

All Right Then Joe.....Noooo...

[djkayomayo]

Awesome :D

[Mugib]

WORST SHIT EVER

[willsoe]

@godpain22 What, like your English?

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

@willsoe Yes, his english.

[kolodragon]

Ahahaa-no

[godpain22]

no afence but ........ THISE SUKES MUNKY balles!!!!.

[numbcakes]

LOL

[chibskit]

What the failure to stay airborne was that noise?!

OMIGOD stop I'm got absolutely soaked! But I haven't even turned it on yet! Then what was that?

...I have absolutely no idea. *zips up his fly* :|

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

Go Ted Crusty!

[TehPingasMaster]

nnnooo...

[MrSplubbers]

"Next thing you'll be saying is the Polar bear population's falling." -polar bear falls-

BEST PART!

[fwimble]

No...

[myRAWRx]

what the failure to stay airborne was that noise ? hmmmmno . ahahah

[raygun6060]

i love how ted and joe look exactly alike

[carlos1234567898765]

LMAO!! MHnooooh!

[RosieHamster]

I'm completley soaked

But i havent turned it on yet

Then what was that?

I have no idea, *zip*

[fossil98]

"what the failiure to stay airborne was that noise?!"

rofl ted cracks me up

[THEJoePsyChyld]

Brav~fcuking~O!

lmao Appreciate the laughs brother.

Some of the vids fall short at times,

but when you deliver the ones that bring

forth the laughs it's well worth it. Peace Joe.

[HarTheJar]

HMMMMMMMNO!

[Davedude111]

Haaaaahaha I laughed my head off at this! "What the failure to stay airborne was that?!". Hahaha. I'll always remember that.

[Itsmattylol]

hydrogen car = epic

[BlackyJackie]

Nom Nom Nom! xD Awesome!!! Gotta sub to Ted people :D

[PureZ3n]

*zip*

[SyberiaGirl]

I Love You Ted and i want one where Joe lives in the end!

[Bubblybee1]

hahaha oh my gosh. he says potatoes funny. and hummmmm noooooo... lol (:

best video ever.

gotta be a pothead though

[OVMProductions]

nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooah

[PeruPwns]

he is awesome, and the best part is that he now has a twitter ^_^

[t00s]

that "no" is very freakin hilarious, it gets me every time!

thats my new catch phrase.

[Simsvideomaker129]

the next thing your be saying is that the polar bear population is falling! *bear falls*.................nnnnoh.­..

[PeruPwns]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[rrtt1]

lol

[imtonasty]

love it!!

[TheBoomerpirate]

fail

[gamemad29]

lol you are the only person who can get away with these vids and its great! :)

[TheRetroZombie]

thats not eddsworld

[MrxTechno]

Edd! Keep up the flashes x). Lol nice vid.

[TheRetroZombie]

thats not eddsworld

[gamemad29]

aaand who said it was o_O

You just need a lil' hand eye co-ordination LOL

[TheRetroZombie]

sorry, i meant to reply to the guy under you. i accidently clicked on you

[gamemad29]

aah okay forgive and forget :D

[theyellowman1234]

not edd

[SKArmedageddon]

Death by lightning! FATALITY! I love these videos!

[eddsworld]

woo second

[humnidman2]

your probably the only person who could get away with saying that you know.

[roborovskihamsters]

What the - failure to stay airbourne!