One day, you will know that God IS NOT YOUR GRANDFATHER, You better respect He who created everything and owns everything, even if you don't worship Him. if you have to joke, joke with someone your own size.
@cliverinne1981 Wait I'm confused....are you sure that God is not my grandfather? Just wanted to make sure b/c I hate to see you jump to any conclusions.
@mafimuskala2010 I totally agree. I'll even take it a step further and say that whoever made this video is a total asshole too. I bet he is a retarded asshole. Fucking piece of shit video!
@youhabbo01 You're right, God is not something to mess with. Whoever made this video is a big douche bag, and God is going to fuck his shit up if he doesn't watch himself. Fucking stupid ass video!
@mythicalhell You're just upset that my God totally owned you. Don't believe me? Watch the video again pal. You must get tired of God kicking your dirty ass. Boo-yah.
@mythicalhell Well if we're going to split hairs, then you're right; you didn't actually come right out and apologize to me. However, seeing as my video totally pwned you, I figured that was as good as an apology. Therefore, your apology is accepted.
I just talked to God, and he told me to tell you checkmate.
@TotemX There is no splitting hairs. I never apologized to you plain and simple. I may a big effort to not apologize to arrogant dicks as their egos are quite big enough all ready, they don't need me adding to them.
@mythicalhell Look fella....you don't have to grovel at my feet. This is just getting awkward now. You screwed up and we all forgive you. Let's move past this, okay?
@TotemX The only person who needs to apologize is your father to your mother for knocking her up and creating an arrogant dick of a TROLL. Now PISS OFF dolt.
@mythicalhell You keep apologizing to me, and I keep telling you that it's not necessary. I appreciate your need to make amends with me, but you're really just beating a dead horse. Like I said before, apology accepted. Time to move on, yes?
Thanks for your kind words misssmooky. I was dismayed to find out that I am corrupted with self-hate and hate towards others. I'm going to take your advice and find good self morals by reading the bible. Your wisdom is outshone only by your graceful prose and timeless advice. Kudos to you misssmooky, and god bless.
Good "morals" like eeh.. for example:"thou shall not kill" and "thou shall not steal".. nevermind the fact that relligion killed more people than any other reason, Do you now that saying "The empire on which the sun never sets" ... wonder how these relligious people got there land... they all stole it. nevermind the crusades...
I liked your video, its not at all disgraceful if she had read the bible, she would know that god isnt a white beardy guy. Go read it again missmooky.
The story of Babel (which is being referenced here) is in the bible and is a prime example of the horrors caused in the world by religion. It shows how religion seperates us and prevents civil communication which stifles any hopes of a global unification which could help us lead to a better human world. Through mixing our languages and seperating us, He stopped our collaboration and passively invented racism, ignorance, discrimination and segregation. How loving...
Who needs profanity when you have incest, pornography, senseless violence, sadism, masochism, homocide, fratricide, infanticide, zoocide (is that a word?), genocide, sexual (and other)mutilation, slavery, torture, rape, alcohol abuse, general hatred and bigotry...
That's just off the top of my head.
Didn't people in movies curse a lot more in the eighties?
New Internet Religion! Its is called TR0113RS, and it will be the first religion in the internet! to join, follow the instructions in TR0113RS channel. Put this in more videos!
im Christian n yeh theze storiez r true.. every1 tries to deny them but it's the truth of our human history.. i love how yu've just put these on here.. they way you've potrayed serious stories in a funny way.. love it ;)..
Yeah those stories aren't true, and you really should stop pretending that they are, or even might be. Keep Jesus,, he's a great role model, but that's the happy half of the good book. Try reading the rest of it sometime. I guy lived in a fish, a talking snake. We walked the Earth with Dinosaurs.....Rape is cool, murder is cool.
That last bit is just my favorite. Try reading the book of Deuteronomy some time. Those tales show that God is a bit worse than the one in this video.
i kn0 i kn0 i kn0.. i spat the in the bible n turned away fr0m God.. i did.. lost without Him.. came back.. learn't how where when why and yeh none ov it is cool and like God never wanted to cause destruction but that's how it is.. spiritual warfare with satan so yeh watever yu want 2 believe yu believe
na mate they are not true, na all bullshit, you'll be supprised to know the Bibal' is a fictional novel book, thing :) now you can restart your life hooowever you like :D- go get laid?
i gave yu th thumbz up 4 the g0 get laid part.. haha man i see wat yu mean but i got faith in the Lord coz ov my journey and i found Him + man i was goin 2 but i sed 2 the girl no coz i cudn't hav sex with sum1 i dont hav a spiritual connection with.. so 20 year old virgin that'z rite haha
@jovantaker when you say his throne do you meen his toilet? why would we wathc him go to the bathroom? ....well i geuss he does watch us when we go right? oh wait....lol no he doesnt. He doesnt exist. silly me
Honestly, I felt the same way you did after I completed this one, but I ended up releasing it for 2 reasons. First, people on YT kept pestering me for more religious themed cartoons. I decided to give them what they want, but on MY terms. Secondly, although this one seemingly disappoints on many levels, it actually grows on you after several viewings.
It's no Moby Prick, admittedly, but it's not complete shit. Or maybe it is, who knows? Don't worry. I have a few more coming soon. :-)
One day, you will know that God IS NOT YOUR GRANDFATHER, You better respect He who created everything and owns everything, even if you don't worship Him. if you have to joke, joke with someone your own size.
cliverinne1981 1 month ago
@cliverinne1981 Wait I'm confused....are you sure that God is not my grandfather? Just wanted to make sure b/c I hate to see you jump to any conclusions.
TotemX 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@cliverinne1981 Mr Locomotive invented the train and jumping from bridges brings you joy, yeah, i can write bullshit too.
theCoDGoDTEDDY 3 weeks ago
I came here from the Whats in the box test film...
SuperSpecialMonkey 2 months ago
This has Atheist, ignorant and stupid written all over it.
TheMightyKilokahn 3 months ago
@TheMightyKilokahn You forgot worthless and cocksucker. Whoever made this video is definitely all those things. Thanks for watching!
TotemX 3 months ago
I fucking love it : funny
robertyno1979 4 months ago
God is going to strike you dead
cindy7771 9 months ago
@cindy7771 Well duh, but when dammit?
TotemX 9 months ago 7
what you are thinking you are achieving by uploading from this video...?You realy know how stupid from your side that can be.Anyway God bless you.
theknowlidgeful 9 months ago
@theknowlidgeful Whoever made this video was obviously NOT thinking. Let's find this stupid TotemX guy and fuck his shit up!
TotemX 9 months ago
FLYING NIMBUS!!!
a10fjet 10 months ago
thats a waste of paper you know how many trees you killed
lryb3871 11 months ago
omg that was funny
baybefaybe 1 year ago
Rofl nice video :)
Koroar 1 year ago
xD Nice one, I really like it.
MasterMario14 1 year ago
I think god (if he exists at all...) can take a joke, right?
so why complain about the video? I find it rather funny :D
EpischesRohr 1 year ago
who ever made this video is retarted and boring person.. why not try making good video?
mafimuskala2010 1 year ago
@mafimuskala2010 I totally agree. I'll even take it a step further and say that whoever made this video is a total asshole too. I bet he is a retarded asshole. Fucking piece of shit video!
TotemX 1 year ago 2
God Its not something to mess with.
youhabbo01 1 year ago
@youhabbo01 You're right, God is not something to mess with. Whoever made this video is a big douche bag, and God is going to fuck his shit up if he doesn't watch himself. Fucking stupid ass video!
TotemX 1 year ago 9
@TotemX gOD is a JOKE! I mess with your mythological weeny all the time. The holy spirit is a crow and your gOD is DEAD so move on
mythicalhell 3 months ago in playlist weinstein
@mythicalhell You're just upset that my God totally owned you. Don't believe me? Watch the video again pal. You must get tired of God kicking your dirty ass. Boo-yah.
TotemX 3 months ago
@TotemX nOh, I feel sooo owned-ROFL.
mythicalhell 3 months ago
@mythicalhell Apology accepted.
TotemX 3 months ago
@TotemX Who apologized to you? NOT I!
mythicalhell 3 months ago
@mythicalhell Well if we're going to split hairs, then you're right; you didn't actually come right out and apologize to me. However, seeing as my video totally pwned you, I figured that was as good as an apology. Therefore, your apology is accepted.
I just talked to God, and he told me to tell you checkmate.
Thanks for watching!
TotemX 3 months ago
@TotemX There is no splitting hairs. I never apologized to you plain and simple. I may a big effort to not apologize to arrogant dicks as their egos are quite big enough all ready, they don't need me adding to them.
mythicalhell 3 months ago
@mythicalhell Look fella....you don't have to grovel at my feet. This is just getting awkward now. You screwed up and we all forgive you. Let's move past this, okay?
TotemX 3 months ago
@TotemX The only person who needs to apologize is your father to your mother for knocking her up and creating an arrogant dick of a TROLL. Now PISS OFF dolt.
mythicalhell 3 months ago
@mythicalhell You keep apologizing to me, and I keep telling you that it's not necessary. I appreciate your need to make amends with me, but you're really just beating a dead horse. Like I said before, apology accepted. Time to move on, yes?
TotemX 3 months ago
ha god fails!
mastercheeok 1 year ago
This sucks hard... retarded people...
nicubucurestiromania 1 year ago
@nicubucurestiromania
I totally agree. Whoever made this movie sucks off retarded people. Sucks them off hard core.
TotemX 1 year ago
This is the most realistic version of God from the bible I'v seen, thumbs up.
432hrtz 1 year ago
wow people are hating on the video because of the langauge? -_- people these days
masterlinkslash 1 year ago
this is disgraceful
hav respect for eachother and one another's belief (jeeze]
yu ppl are rude and corrupted with self hate and hate towards others!
read the bible and learn good self morals instead of watching stupid things like this video
misssmooky 1 year ago 2
@misssmooky
Thanks for your kind words misssmooky. I was dismayed to find out that I am corrupted with self-hate and hate towards others. I'm going to take your advice and find good self morals by reading the bible. Your wisdom is outshone only by your graceful prose and timeless advice. Kudos to you misssmooky, and god bless.
TotemX 1 year ago 5
@TotemX
Good "morals" like eeh.. for example:"thou shall not kill" and "thou shall not steal".. nevermind the fact that relligion killed more people than any other reason, Do you now that saying "The empire on which the sun never sets" ... wonder how these relligious people got there land... they all stole it. nevermind the crusades...
I liked your video, its not at all disgraceful if she had read the bible, she would know that god isnt a white beardy guy. Go read it again missmooky.
MarijnStevens 1 year ago
@misssmooky:
The story of Babel (which is being referenced here) is in the bible and is a prime example of the horrors caused in the world by religion. It shows how religion seperates us and prevents civil communication which stifles any hopes of a global unification which could help us lead to a better human world. Through mixing our languages and seperating us, He stopped our collaboration and passively invented racism, ignorance, discrimination and segregation. How loving...
Iamkl132 1 year ago
you just made jesus kwl
NORTONY1 1 year ago
Excellent animation. Loved it.
leatherdykeuk 1 year ago
God is real god is watching us He loves us bobbymercy1
BobbyMercy1 1 year ago
this aint even funny its gay
tattoolover100 2 years ago
Who needs profanity when you have incest, pornography, senseless violence, sadism, masochism, homocide, fratricide, infanticide, zoocide (is that a word?), genocide, sexual (and other)mutilation, slavery, torture, rape, alcohol abuse, general hatred and bigotry...
That's just off the top of my head.
Didn't people in movies curse a lot more in the eighties?
tctheunbeliever 2 years ago
@Huhfunnybunny2009 reminds me of our friend joe
FatalThreatPB 2 years ago
wow dude. stop with the profane lauguage. really. it ruins the whole video.
i would give it a five if it wasnt for the lauguage.
1/5 stars.
Huhfunnybunny2009 2 years ago
@Huhfunnybunny2009
Point taken, but if it weren't for the language, the video wouldn't make any fucking sense. Shit yes?
TotemX 2 years ago
hell ya!
Nyxz1 2 years ago
New Internet Religion! Its is called TR0113RS, and it will be the first religion in the internet! to join, follow the instructions in TR0113RS channel. Put this in more videos!
TR0113RS 2 years ago
new religion called fake, don't even ask about it
Mknight2059 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahha
Ellellevlog 2 years ago
God i love this video:))
calinbest 2 years ago
im Christian n yeh theze storiez r true.. every1 tries to deny them but it's the truth of our human history.. i love how yu've just put these on here.. they way you've potrayed serious stories in a funny way.. love it ;)..
imstm 2 years ago
Yeah those stories aren't true, and you really should stop pretending that they are, or even might be. Keep Jesus,, he's a great role model, but that's the happy half of the good book. Try reading the rest of it sometime. I guy lived in a fish, a talking snake. We walked the Earth with Dinosaurs.....Rape is cool, murder is cool.
That last bit is just my favorite. Try reading the book of Deuteronomy some time. Those tales show that God is a bit worse than the one in this video.
bigmikef5 2 years ago
i kn0 i kn0 i kn0.. i spat the in the bible n turned away fr0m God.. i did.. lost without Him.. came back.. learn't how where when why and yeh none ov it is cool and like God never wanted to cause destruction but that's how it is.. spiritual warfare with satan so yeh watever yu want 2 believe yu believe
imstm 2 years ago
na mate they are not true, na all bullshit, you'll be supprised to know the Bibal' is a fictional novel book, thing :) now you can restart your life hooowever you like :D- go get laid?
0Kelevra 2 years ago
i gave yu th thumbz up 4 the g0 get laid part.. haha man i see wat yu mean but i got faith in the Lord coz ov my journey and i found Him + man i was goin 2 but i sed 2 the girl no coz i cudn't hav sex with sum1 i dont hav a spiritual connection with.. so 20 year old virgin that'z rite haha
imstm 2 years ago
very funny video, the idiots of the religious fanatics are furious hahaha
hunkmafia 2 years ago
I'll get the biggest, buckest angel I know to fuck you in the aaaass.
ROFL
Myxril 2 years ago
All that story is hilarious! XD
TheHollowDark 2 years ago
[0:23] is hilarious! xD
Awesome!
mitsay 2 years ago
lol there are seriously this many blind christians in the US ? :D
grizzancs 2 years ago
im reading some cool fantasy books now: Witcher, Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Bible. The last one sucked.
Myasorez 2 years ago 2
lol i loke this one too. Im thinking i might have to sub.
bobby472 2 years ago
Some day you will be in front of HIS throne and will give accounts because of it and you reminded my words...
jovantaker 2 years ago
@jovantaker
I totally agree jovantaker. Whoever made this film is disgraceful. I recommend we find the creator of this disgusting video and teach him a lesson!
You with me?
TotemX 2 years ago
@TotemX hahahahahahahaha ur going to act exactly like a muslim.
umekfan 1 year ago
@jovantaker when you say his throne do you meen his toilet? why would we wathc him go to the bathroom? ....well i geuss he does watch us when we go right? oh wait....lol no he doesnt. He doesnt exist. silly me
bobby472 2 years ago
fuck you all this vids sucks!
TheTazukill 2 years ago
You guys deserve more views.
chrispandabear 2 years ago
@chrispandabear
Guys? There's just one of us. Totem works alone.
Unless your are referring to the music. The music on this cartoon was made by drumempo.
TotemX 2 years ago
My bad. Props to just you then.
chrispandabear 2 years ago
Nah, it's totally OK to give props to drumempo too. He does a great job with the music.
Many thanks!
TotemX 2 years ago
Oh wow so funny... Did you garageband to make the final song :)
Y05H1ROX 2 years ago
Do one of a guy getting a hair cut.
DrippyySticker 2 years ago
this is GOD man!!!!!!!
T0mek222 2 years ago
ok, thanks to that I'm not subscribing -_-
FredFreek678 2 years ago
you some anti-christ or somthing?
Knuglescow 2 years ago
no......... Hes Just Cool!
notlamenamezane 2 years ago
religion is just one more orginization to make jokes about, like government or lawyers or Hollywood.
Don't get butthurt.
ZeroSwitch 2 years ago 16
@ZeroSwitch another "smart guy"
nicubucurestiromania 1 year ago
@nicubucurestiromania Wikipedia:
Sarcasm
Ad Hominem
Come back when neither of those pages apply to what you are saying.
ZeroSwitch 1 year ago
LMAO I love it hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Alectrow 2 years ago
Not one of your best totem! Keep it up though!
adarrm 2 years ago
Honestly, I felt the same way you did after I completed this one, but I ended up releasing it for 2 reasons. First, people on YT kept pestering me for more religious themed cartoons. I decided to give them what they want, but on MY terms. Secondly, although this one seemingly disappoints on many levels, it actually grows on you after several viewings.
It's no Moby Prick, admittedly, but it's not complete shit. Or maybe it is, who knows? Don't worry. I have a few more coming soon. :-)
TotemX 2 years ago
this isn't religious
TsrisChris 2 years ago
Less talking more video!
LordAudio 2 years ago
boring ;/
MamWidelec 2 years ago
I agree. This video is a total piece of shit.
TotemX 2 years ago
sweet i love all your videos!!!!
bumblebee561 2 years ago
Great vid
Dacrath 2 years ago
DUI
JohnTraviss 2 years ago