Dilbert - Charity

[TheButlerofdeath]

i find it funny that the opening has better animation than the actual show

[weylin6]

what's up with this busted ass piece a shit video player? Why does it keep freezing and going to the related videos screen?

WHAT THE FUCK

[TheStickKid]

Tower of Babel all the way to The Infomercial, i get "An error occurred. Please try again later" before the video even begins. WTF Crackle?

[Hashbrowniepie]

Why do these videos not work? Is it the ads?

[DylanLovesOpposums]

6 people have been date raped by Dilbert

[plusafdotcom]

two commercials and the video doesn't play... wow... such technology... knackless.

[ScalesandGills]

@plusafdotcom

What browser are you using?

[vegiluvsvball]

Am I the only one who thinks that the trees or streetlights or whatever they are outside Dilbert's office building look like marshmallows?

[TheJboy88]

I love this series because of how it pokes fun at all this concepts.

Take this episode for example. I have many of the issues with charity that Dilbert has. I mean if I give to a charity, how do I know the money's going to the right place? I can't track it, I'm not allowed to look at their finances. So how do I know I'm making any difference whatsoever>

[joshtt10]

both berts*

[joshtt10]

cos der bothberts

[KrimHyu]

why does dogbert live with dilbert i dont see why .....

[evrbody]

@KrimHyu I think Dilbert's antics and sorry life amuse him, which is why he hangs around at all.

[mrdropkicker1]

@KrimHyu He's a mooch

[MrFlyguy124]

20000th viewer

[eyeaboveall]

dogbert is a god



[davidam60]

16:30

[perfacetus]

Until you give it all away you can't be more moral?

That doesn't make sense. If someone did that then they would become poor themselves, which means they would become dependent upon help, which would be irrational and irresponsible. Also, 'poor' is a comparitive term, which means that there will alway be 'poor' people so long as there is any difference between incomes/assets.

[Yaiba83646]

@perfacetus thats exactly the point. you basically can't assume you're more moral by giving some. you can only be more moral when you've done everything you can to make sure that the wealth is spread equally among all is his point.basically you have to do everything you can to make sure no one is poor

[perfacetus]

@Yaiba83646

Well I can understand that a lot more. Although you can never make sure no one is poor. Some people will always be stupid/reckless, or just plain unfortunate. Which means the balance of assets will alway be constantly altering. If everyone was made equal (economically) tomorrow, by the end of the week there would be poor and rich. (Although I heartily condone seeking to be charitable, I'm just saying you can't stop people being 'poor').

[Yaiba83646]

@perfacetus oh I agree quite well with that. that's why no one uses that system. its pointless and impossible. its why we condone giving as much as you can afford. of course getting 10 new pairs of shoes that are exactly alike while people starve is a bit much in my taste >.>

[perfacetus]

@Yaiba83646

Yeah, that makes more sense!

[Yaiba83646]

Respond to this video... btw thats just the point he's making not me

[cbielite]

Hey Crackle, eat my dick, Firefox blocks your ads.

Awesome episode btw. Go Dilbert!

[AnubisEye009]

@cbielite Thanks for letting them know!

[J0hnny0hm]

Stupid girl scouts. -_-

[luckstergal]

The beginning of this episode made my blood boil based on personal experience.

[educatedsir]

"oh boy who wouldve seen it comming; i was date raped by dilbert"

[seymourwaited]

best old show that kinda sucked but was epic after like a long while.

[MovieMonster9]

I still laugh my ass off my chair at the "Ass Kissing Booth"! X,D

[MovieMonster9]

If I hear another "J-E-LL-O" I'm gonna KIL MYSELF!!!

[strippedfish]

I love how all the workers aimed at the Pointy-Haired Boss instead of the actual target. Lmao XD

[crazykid14565]

loud howard is the best lol

[ExodusFaces]

Ratbers=Dog from CatDog I don't know how the hell I recognized that voice. I haven't seen that show since it used to air

[Vergereth]

i fucking love praeventia, it sounds like a contraceptive

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

9:20

...Why does Dilbert have a calender with a picture of a half naked man in his cubicle...?

[WorldCollabs]

@GodsBittersweetEmo in case you didn't notice he went into Alice's cubicle

[vmelkon]

@GodsBittersweetEmo It keeps him concentrated on his work.

[RonaldoSoccerPwnz]

wow this is amazing especially for 1999

[texasaggie85]

OMG I have a loud howard at work!! he unfortunately sits right next to me... a stupid ass business major.

[marter2006]

Wally is the man.

[ZblueboltZ]

Does anyone else think the Boss is kinda cute?

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

@ZblueboltZ

No but I think Asok is adorable in a strange kind of way XD

[DJFairTV]

He didn't get a box of cookies at the beginning. Fail.

[wondermega4ever]

Homeless depot!!!yeahhh!!

[lmckay023]

hes got a point, why doesnt her parents pay for the vacation? thats just stupid

[polkg123]

fios and death at a funeral wow

[uin99]

7:38 Why Does Dilbert have 2 stapelers ?????

[000NoClue000]

@uin99 He's an engineer, he needs a backup stapler if his first one breaks.

[yourmomswallowsmycum]

@uin99 for two hands. :)

[Bassbait]

Tress Macneille plays the lesbian looking lady. It's obvious if you watch Futurama enough, you'll kind of know which voices she plays in this show if you watch Futurama a lot, which I do, because it's an awesome show.

[yourmomswallowsmycum]

@Bassbait Yeah she's to seem have an old sound for every character. I noticed her in one Scooby Doo episode. Sounded like a cross between the Crazy Cat Lady and Mom.

[PETEZACARIAS]

i love loud howard

[dannytheman1313]

"well who would have thought I've been date raped by dilbert" that may be the funniest line I have ever heard.

[Bassbait]

Although "Why wait a week? The meadow it is!"

[NukaColaQuantumVault]

"Homeless Depot" classic. XD

[byrdman2oo]

LOLZ

[rkr18]

10:14, i would kill myself i had i to listen to that

[candysweet96]

the women with annnoying laughs things is so true

[Macjima]

I think loud howard's scream in the opening credits is different every time

[francis2hamster]

u suck dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!­!!!!!!! horible

[des8893]

when did she make a point about being charitable without giving money? she only said if you give more money to charity than someone else then you are "more moral" than that person

[PopeKurt]

what was with the "best ranger" add.... that was in May, if im not mistaken.

[TravDuong]

the dream commercial sucks

it doesnt even make sense

[kylethehedgehog101]

hey i just fast click the end and then the begining then thats how i watch it with no breaks

[oracle01]

it's true! it works!

[SONICSATAMJAMER77]

Ahem!

[Fairy2211]

This is a good show my mum never knew I was watching this and she's letting me lol!

[Bassbait]

that daterape line was the best part.

[MunchedWaffleStudios]

If you're on Firefox, get AdBlockPlus. There are NO ADS!!!!

[JohanStarDragon]

That scene where Dogbert offered Dilbert the baseball - he should have done this: take a few steps back and beaned Dogbert with it.

[googiek]

just skip to the very end, and then watch it over again. there wont be any ads.

[hippiedude01]

ha ha i never get commercials suckers and i do NOTHING

[HerrBismarck]

wow, another moral awakening by Dilbert.

We are all bastards.

[rikkuwolf1]

check out ouran hihg hotties

[kamikaziman01]

OMFG NEEDZ NUTER PLAQUE PLOX

[slash1326]

I'm gonna need another plaque!

[tacosizgood]

Nazi girlscout

[Rufftyroff]

How come depot is pronounced as "depo"? Is it a french word or something?

[phantomspellchecker]

You are correct

now for $200...

[legoguy1777]

im ok with the commercials but why do they have to put them at such random times! for example 21:30

[nukleopatra88]

Probably;y beause they don't want to take the time to put them in good places even though these shows were designed for commercial interruptions. :p

[Theditor]

I think it's automatically designed to place them near the designed places, but it's not perfect

[DavidRobertRoy]

@legoguy1777 Makes sure you watch them.

[elcacto123]

i think loud howard is my favorite charcter

[austinboyer5589]

calling orphans who live on the street "urchins" is cruel

[Alidha125]

Dogbert doesn't need to evolve lulz

[pokemaniac121]

I DON'T HAVE MY MONEY YET!

[sbslusher]

dilbert is better than almost all shows on tv ,it's only cartoon rivals are King of the Hill, Family Guy

[redcobra999]

yummy chili's

[TooCoolForYouWTF]

say it like it is dilbert!

[fireinmycrotch]

arent planets in prepetual motion? i mean they really dont stop moving

[Digeridude]

No. They'll stop moving when they succumb to friction. Space has very little friction, so it'll take billions of years.

[fuddckbush]

Does anything "bad" happen when they stop moving? Of course I know we won't be around.

[smergibblegibberish]

Planets are like balls in a cone or funnel spiraling inward. Their funnel is actually gravity. Therefor, the planets are not in perpetual motion. Good question though.

[salitica]

mmmmmmm 19 entrees under $7 each, must go to chili's

[AllOtherNamesTaken]

i'm gonna vote this comment up because i'm a corporate shill

[tjrieves]

let's go to chili's tonight. who else wants to go with us?

[mrgoodwil]

good...... that's more Dilbert!

[blugerdude]

If I was in the same situation he was at the beginning, I would flip off the parents, kick the girl off my doorstep, then slam the door on her and stick by to hear her crying.

[jacoshua]

I'd tell the little girl to go away

[VeeRozy88]

Dogbert - Lust for domination + Weed + Alcohol + Stewie = Brian

[Hyperias989]

No. Actually, it's: Dogbert +MORE lust for domination + Guns

- White Dog Body + Matricide = Stewie

[emnity33]

Did Family guy copy the idea of a smart talking intelligent white dog from this show?

[segerduder]

Most likely

[tupahc]

And Dilbert probably stole it from Mr Peabody (Rocky&Bullwinkle). Every cartoon steals from prior cartoons.

[polkg123]

@emnity33 idk the family guy brian concept has been around since seths first cartoon shows

[jacobmuffin]

@polkg123 yes but Dilbert has been around since 1989.

[goawayzoo]

@emnity33 yes

[Crazyman0142]

@emnity33 Will I think the idea for Brian came from a show Seth Macfarlane did called, Larry and Steve, that show also applies to the idea of Peter. Although the comic strip came out in 1989, before Larry and Steve, so the "intelligent" dog idea probably influenced Seth. Also it's not copying, it's influenced.

[ExodusFaces]

@Crazyman0142 Like Drake is INFLUENCED by a Lil Wayne? Okay, which dog am I talking about? Brian or Dogbert: A smart ass white dog who talks in a very articulated a deliberate manner. He seems to be more intelligent then most of the other characters, though he is blind to his own flaws

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

@ExodusFaces

what you're doing is dishonest, you just give a poor vague description that somewhat describes both characters.

Dogbert: A manipulative, megalomaniac that uses his intelligence for his own gain, usually unsympathetic to others.

Brian: A strong left winger with a large libido. Much more social and outgoing than dogbert.

If you actually knew what the hell you were talking about, you would realize both characters have many differences.

[ExodusFaces]

@ScrewLimbBizkit ANd if you knew what the hell YOU were talking about, you would know that I was referring to the voice actor who plays the characters.... same guy

[EHSTEVE45]

@emnity33 Technically you could say that, since the Dilbert comic was around long before Family Guy. So he was copied from the comic, not the show

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

@emnity33

because it doesn't matter if they're completely different in personality, as long as it's a smart talking dog, obviously they stole the idea.

Use your head.

[DimmerCrock]

@emnity33

yes....yes they did

[lnfantry]

@emnity33 Like Snoopy? I'd say the character personality is what matters, and both Family Guy and Dilbert has originality.

[MovieMonster9]

@emnity33 Dude, family guy steels from EVERYONE!

[DoriKatana]

@MovieMonster9

family guy is a parody show o-o

[macora]

"Well I'll be... Who woulda guessed it? I've been date raped by Dilbert!"

I will NEVER get that image out of my head.

[alankennedy1]

when should i ?!?!

[Kr4zi4ur0mg]

LOVE IT!

 haha.

[marter2006]

@Kr4zi4ur0mg so do Im, man.

[onecalledjimbo]

These Dilbert cartoons are the best.