Top Gear chainsaw 2007

[NewController01]

What does he have against bikes?

[TheClaudHamilton]

@NewController01 Dunno, Dave; perhaps he's just had an extremely bad experience with them. Still, that's Jeremy Clarkson for you.

[specko0623]

@NewController01 Watch the Vietnam Special Episode, then you'll know why he hates bikes.

[personofhell1]

this was a funny cool wall

[hiddenbutdeadly]

oh my god jeremy clarkson is a nutcase has he NO consideration or human safety?

i mean....wheres his high visibility jacket?

[M4ttM3224]

@hiddenbutdeadly Or his pink fluffy ear things that he used with the V8 blender?

[nibbler125]

reminds me of the bolivia episode.

[LEDENI1996]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA.......... Man I love Top Gear

[Jamesofhull]

top gear chainsaw massacre!!!!

[dtvhr]

Am I the only one who thought Jeremy was going to use that saw on Hammond?

[AnthonyHeadFan]

when did this happen cause i want to watch it XD

[M4ttM3224]

@AnthonyHeadFan 2007. According to some previous comments on this video it is Season 9 Episode 4 or 5.

[dadspan]

omg i was wetting my self when he did it!!!!!!!!!

[TheDStraits]

I think JC doesn't like motercycles right?

[hashrulsubzero]

What's James May doing at the indestructible Toyota Pickup ?

[M4ttM3224]

@hashrulsubzero Standing.

[hashrulsubzero]

@M4ttM3224 No I mean, is he gonna talk about it or not..

[M4ttM3224]

@hashrulsubzero I don't know.

[DivineMastery]

YES JEZZA!

[russellpercy02]

"run! run or you'll be alot shorter!" lolz funni timez

[anpasan1]

and people find this enjoyable...

[xAzZa1]

@anpasan1 Evidently yes, now go and whine somewhere else.

[nagged55]

YIKES!

hahahahaha LMAO

[mursumaha]

clarkson, how about a little anger management for u?

[jessii3010]

Clarkson, Stop picking on liccll hammond. :)

[spacemarin37]

What season and episode is this?

[HogniFTW]

@spacemarin37 S9-E4

[AguriBR]

@spacemarin37 9th season...one of the last episodes....5th or something...

[THELUCASKONG]

RUN. RUN OR YOU'LL BE A LOT SHORTER!!!

CLARKSON IS THE BEST!!! LMAO!!!

[RichardSwayne]

@THELUCASKONG Hammond does not need to be any shorter.

[TheSoccerGoalkeeper]

lol " RUN! Or you'll be alot shorter!"

[scoot24925]

hahahgahgahghaghgaghaghgahggha­hgahgahghgahgaghagh

[KatIveson]

Run or You'll be a Lot Shorter LMAO XD

[tomeklektorpl]

jeremy clarkson - the zombie exterminator

[taranchula97]

he's been playing resident evil 4

[Riles07]

lol pretty sure the 1098 is faster than almost all the cars on that board

[ultima9345]

Jeremy is going to come around to you with his chainsaw then!

[killroy71]

That is one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

[tomborrob9409]

Clarkson just went Gears of war on the Cool Wall!

[EnglishCoffee]

Um.. Jeremy.. you do realize that both Richard and James like motorcycles? You're out ranked. You had to ride on the back of a motorcycle with James once, too, for transportation. Be thankful.

Great short post!

[slayking666]

@EnglishCoffee, yeah but one rule of the cool wall states that a car is always cool or uncool if jeremy says it is

[TheNorwayBoyz9594]

"Sorry, what you doin xD"

[StFidjnr]

no bikes allowed.

[Yeomanv10]

how can he get any shorter

[n831991niraj]

jezza looks kinda pissed at hammond..

[jamesy1314]

i agree wit Camo Spartan07

[CamoSpartan07]

All problems should be solved like that :P

[Lambo6fo]

Hamsta can't afford to loose any more heigh. lol

[jsxleung]

run... run or you'll be a lot shorter

bwahahahahaha

[akamola]

Haha, the clarkson STRIKES !!!!!

[tripx1994]

run or u will be a lot shorter xD

[chocosparx]

hahaha this show will never run out of laughs. The advert making on the new series was just soooo good!

[Shortbread4]

I wonder how many Health and Safety forms they had to fill out after that.

[Turismo87]

lol....

Jezza really hates bikes judging from this and the Vietnam special

[skateskating]

let´s go away from him! hahahahhaha

[ScarOfTheSky]

Why do they have a chainsaw within reach of Jeremy? XD They should have know that wouldn't have ended well.

[darastarscream]

They wouldn't let him have a flamethrower?

-BJ

[ScarOfTheSky]

Hahaha *gasp* That's how the cool wall got torched! At least they learned their lesson.... sorta...

[iluuHammond]

Baha You'r right (:

"Run or you'll be alot shorter"

Jezza is so funny <3

[dodomastercz]

Run!

[beckernater]

this is sssooooo funny

[comedyaholic]

jeremy is so right,what was the hamster thinking

[topgearisfantastic]

I HATE MOTORBIKES

[kett82]

British cars suck. Clarkson bangs on about range rovers, no other country buys them apart from UK. no wonder they're going bust

[kaiserschon]

thats not right. im mexican and i have one LR3 Land Rover...come on! where u from?

damn...

[orochimaruisugly]

They're better than american cars.

[Eagle0videos]

i love the land rover defender....

[dowling1981]

Do you not think that the presence of a chainsaw promotes violence and cunning?

[StapledNote]

Just like how there aren't any American cars in Europe because the wheels fall off and the cam belt spacks up after the first 2 miles on the clock.

[Neonspinnazz30]

You gotta love those Fire... I mean Failstone tires!

Many American cars just don't cut it, and I should know. I'm an American.

It's a shame that the "big 3" just cannot seem to make a lasting vehicle anymore...

Go Euro cars in America!!!!

[laughingqueen818]

Jeremy clarkson is legend!

xx

[deere3001]

even thougth i luv bikes u should never put a bike on the cool wall and tht means a push bike to

[CamoSpartan07]

I remember the first time i saw this episode, I laughed so hard during this part. Great vid!

[StFidjnr]

we have got a premise on the cool wall and premise is this "no bikes on the cool wall".

[lTheStigl]

best cool wall moment ever

[stripy4]

"Run. Run or you'll be a lot shorter."

XD

[ellawest86]

Oh please - person who wrote about atom - only knows that cos watched this show!!! have u ever driven either an atom or a bike!?!?!?

Initial reaction - Clarkson's a tosspot 4 that, bikes r fab... but then again, this is a car show... go figure. lol.

[HisLordshipMac]

that was set up, i mean come on, why would there be a chainsaw behind the cool wall?

[PaintSniffer07]

for when richard puts a bike on it :P

[layzivan167]

CAP SLOW HELP HAMSTER!!

[doogzyrfc]

motorbikes are faster than cars tht is 1 of the best bikes in the world i h8 jeremy wen he slags bikes he dosnt no wat he is tokin about

[GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx]

"Run. Run, or you'll be a lot shorter"

Jeremy never fails to think up something funny XD

[goodkay88]

both are great!? im torn between the two, but cars are more practical, i suppose?!

[harrow555555]

Hah its so funny cause its so true, bikes may be fast bit there is nothing at all about them that is cool

[ilmaio]

Nothing cool in a 1098?

You must be blind.

Or maybe you like watching a lorry's ass for hours, while trapped in a traffic jam...

The 1098 is delight for the eyes, the hears and the heart, as much as any artistically shaped motorcraft, no matter how many wheels it has.

[harrow555555]

There's nothing cool about having to carry a motorcycle helmet and motorcyle leathers with you everywhere, makes you look a bit stupid if you ask me.

Game over

[beabertbiker]

Thats what helmet padlocks are for, i have kevlar lined normal clothes, so i do look cool and i stay safe so, neeeeeeeeeer lol.

[doogzyrfc]

shut up u dnt walk about in leathers u ride with them motorbikes are the ftest road legal vehicals in the world

[harrow555555]

Fastest vehicles in the world? In a straight line yeah i suppose, around corners - fuck no.

Gayest vehicles in the world? DEFINITELY!!!

And where the hell do you put your leathers when you're not riding then dumbass? Up your ass probably aye batty boy!

[doogzyrfc]

yea fine on corners but they onlyhave 2 wheels u fukn jakebaw gypsey yes i would rather hav a car but motorbikes i would have one aswell becuase of the beutiful engineering no look at some cars some are the gayset lookin things in the world ya fukwit look at the fiat multipla omfg its horrible most cars are nice but most are fukn gay mn think abou it nxt time u ryt bk ya cat raping car fukn arse rapiest pedo pnwnd!!!!

[Slashfan90210]

could you possibly re-write that comment in English please?

[r0fflec0pt]

Beautiful engineering?

You want to take a look at F1 mate. Engineering doesnt get any better than that :)

And as for them being fastest road vehicles?

Im pretty sure you will find plenty of cars that are faster, such as pretty much all the ferraris, The Veyron, McMerc, Mclaren F1, SSC Ultimate Aero.

Do i have to go on?

Shut up moron

[sammowindsor]

yer go buy a £100,000 plus supercar and you can get that kind of speed/acceleration!

OR

Spend about £20,000 on that ducati and it also wont be keyed everytime you leave it on a side street!

And you think F1 is great engineering, of course it is, thats racing, its completely different, and its no better or worse than the MotoGP engineering!

You've clearly not got the point of bikes have you!

[r0fflec0pt]

Actually, probably not. I don't really like them, so I would say that. My attitude has changed since then, each to their own I say! But please don't bring false claims into this, however you are right about the price

[hornyandroid]

exactly there so much easier to park than a super car more economical and they use there horsepower better eg kawasaki ninja 187 horsepower 0-60 3.5 secs top speed 180 i rest my case

[519mac]

yeah but if you've got a bike, you have to honest you can't turn up to a restaurant and not look like a pilok. The only cool bikes are harlies, as you don't have to wear leathers and helmet.

[MAXIMUMDEGREE]

harlies are stupid arm chairs on wheels they r ugly IMO n u av 2 wear a helmet 4 every bike in the UK

[justlooking369]

motorbikes r not faster than cars, ill give u an example; the ariel atom - much faster in the bends and in a straight line

[Slashfan90210]

fastest road legal vehicle in the world? How many motorbikes can you name that go faster than 253mph?

Nah, didn't think so

[michiel1551]

253 mph yeah sure and even if it could, who would be stupid enough to do that?

[Slashfan90210]

No way in hell can a motorbike be faster than the Bugatti Veyron

[Lightshock16]

It could probably be faster in acceleration due to it's light weight, but there's no way a Bike could beat 253MPH

[TimpBizkit]

Wind resistance on a bike too high?

[tavy3050]

suzuki hayabusa turbo 272.8 mph

[gearsofwar05]

thats in kilometres per hour look it up, its top speed also is about 250mph or 400km/h its on ere as well

[chocosparx]

the traffic point is a very good one

[EA11RDrift]

I was always under the impression that sportbikes were always hypercool. Dangerous, fast, but still modern and sensible. It doesn't offend, and it doesn't bore.

Nor does it haul, admittedly.

[GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx]

Bikes are very cool and you look good on one but they are very dangerous, as Jeremy points out to Richard and James quite often during episodes of Top Gear.

[ilmaio]

Dear, anything funny is dangerous, or forbidden. And after all, they don't drive "safe" in Top Gear, do they?

[lTheStigl]

may i suggest a new user name for you? How about "WetBlanket22." get a sense of humor!

[doogzyrfc]

i agree with u m8! :)

[ragnarok8642]

lol

[ultima9345]

not only that it is technically very, very clever, it actually looks... *chainsaws buzzes*

[NeverLetMeDrown]

Classic!

I love this!

I think its funny how hes not afraid of the chainsaw until Jezza tells him we will be shorter. <3

[AbbiieeRosee]

run...run or yourll be alot shorter!

[alpineb10]

''sorry what you doing'' hilarious!

go clarkson!

[DaniiScienceAbuse]

Wahaha Poor Little Hammond...

Hilarious

[khoazking]

Rofl Clarkson: Run or you'll be alot shorter.

[extrapreneur]

lol, Hammond couldn't cope with shorter.

[teentitans4eva]

run or you'll be a lot shorter...

[StormJB1]

date of broadcast?????????

[frankieg60]

february 2007

[mikems200t]

jesus, he was lucky it didnt kick back.

[ben10Topgear]

lol

[8101980]

lol....run or ull be alot shorter

[sprint2drift]

haha thats hilarious.

[lukebartolo]

1098 no where near a car

[Judaspriest1992]

It would be much faster than most of the cars on the coolwall...but come on, Top gear is a about cars, no need for a bike on it.

[Arda86ca]

run or you'll be a lot shorter LMAO

[ben10Topgear]

aw man he killed the bmw z4 m off to

[TheConciseStatement]

Collateral damage - it died for a good cause.