Penn and Teller - Alien Abductions

[lovesmusic187]

I have sleep paralysis...... Do i have alien friends?

[TheGreenLeaf92]

Sleep paralazys... nuff said

[TheVinoThunderbird]

12:45 I have had all of those! I think the alien said his name was Evan Williams.

[cyber151]

That that planet was dominated by black people. This occured to her when she was in bed, abducted, restrained and probed.... BHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

[DaveTheTuberx]

Why in the hell would Teller attack people's credibility because of their professions when he's a MAGICIAN?? The profession of being in show-business is usually based completely on lies, deceit, and illusion....in other words, BULLSHIT.

[cyber151]

@DaveTheTuberx Mostly true, but this show is called bs. he calls people out on it. Also about his career as an illusionist, never once have you ever heard him say it WASNT JUST A TRICK have you? No.

[DaveTheTuberx]

It's statistically guaranteed that life exists on another planet somewhere in this universe. Because our universe has no limits, there could be an endless number of planets on which the conditions for life have existed long enough for beings to evolve into extremely high intelligence (high enough to develop high-speed space travel).

The thought that we are alone in this universe is LAUGHABLE....if we were the most intelligent beings in this universe, I'd be VERY disappointed in the universe.

[cyber151]

@DaveTheTuberx Odds are there is other life forms. But they can be as simple as primitive down to bacterial. There is no guarantee that we arent the most evolved. But seeing we only know about OUR galaxy right now, yeah our knowledge is limited. I like how mankind has an inferiority complex with aliens. Aliens just HAVE to be intelligent and MILES ahead of us. Why?

[DaveTheTuberx]

@cyber151 It's possible that we could be the most advanced life forms in this universe, but the chances are extremely small. As I posted earlier, there could be trillions of other planets that could possibly have highly advanced life forms inhabiting it. Secondly, with the vast amount of evidence we have about UFO's and such (from credible governmental entities i.e. Cometa Report), I sincerely believe we are being visited by intelligent extraterrestrials.

[cyber151]

@DaveTheTuberx Yeah yeah thats um good for you buddy. Keep watching the skies, im going to live in the realm known as REALITY!!!

[DaveTheTuberx]

@cyber151 Yeah some people wouldn't accept the truth unless an alien slapped their mother. I was skeptical too until I started looking into the information present to the public by NASA and associated astronauts.

[Wotanraven]

Holy shit! How can people be so crazy!

The support group guys, and the dude who dresses up "incognito" hahaahah!

[iansheridan123]

According to that bat shit crazy hypnotist I've probably been abducted... or not.

[gupsnot]

Well, I believe that we are not alone in the universe, but these people do not help to instill confidence in me. If there was ever anything to make me do the 'wtf' dance, it's wondering why everybody that's going to these conventions looks like old hippies on LSD. I'm an old hippy on LSD and I never dressed like any of these peeps.

[jesse2282]

10:53 Inception!

[BrandonGK]

17:27: 40 times at 180 dollars a pop? Jesus Christ, no wonder were in a recession.

[SlamageEntertainment]

20:35 That fuck head got the reptilian aliens idea from Doctor Who

[byteresistor]

I was abducted by aliens once. Then on the next day I was sober again.

[tkzubaran]

I have some notes here, let me see... yea, nice plate.

[Efferbifdk]

08:43 HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Look how happy she is! :-D

[topomusic]

"Paralyzed and immobilized, BOTH!" ROTFLMAO!!!!! Oh my god that is some funny stuff right there!

[donmarco510]

go to great america and stop bullshittin.

[donmarco510]

in pomona, bitch thats suga free



[VanessaTexasGal]

I know an alien. His name is Jorge and he's still trying to get his green card. Makes great tacos though

[disengagejam]

@VanessaTexasGal -- LMAO !!!!!!

[AstralBanana]

Oh goodness.. What do they smoke? :o

[donmarco510]

@AstralBanana weed........grown on neptune..........its fire though.

[AstralBanana]

@donmarco510 I don't think weed can cause that much stupidity and delusion, it's got to be some sort of mushroom.

[philosophicalreason]

these people are just as fruity as bible thumpers

[R1kuTakao]

So versatile it works on every orifice.

[MikkoHere]

why are these people so fat!??

[TheSeanoftheBread]

@MikkoHere They eat. That's like asking why you are alive. 

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

paralysed AND immobilized...both! lmao

[glasspig]

so how does this explain the thousands of people per year that "go missing" and leave no trace to be found ....ever ...???

[feenythewise]

@glasspig

It doesn't, but how is the logical conclusion when someone goes missing that it's because of an alien abduction?

[glasspig]

@feenythewise

well how isn't it not equally illogical to accept that they just "disappeared" ?

[vivaeljason]

@glasspig Because the easiest explanation is usually the correct one. Occam's razor.

[RManRik]

@glasspig Kidnapping, covered up car accidents, fell while hiking, eaten by a bear, drowned at sea etc. The list is endless

[glasspig]

@RManRik

yea that's way too many possibilities for there not be a single clue of where they went at all

[RManRik]

@glasspig Have you been reading my comment? Apparantly not. Of course I knew from the start that logic wouldn't be well-recieved.

[Mac1634]

Even though sleep paralysis doesn't mean you're being abducted by aliens, it's still some scary shit. You'll basically start hallucinating as your mind tries to rationalize what's going on with your body. You'll see and feel yourself breathing in paralyzing gas, being held down by "ghosts" or aliens or whatever your mind thinks can explain the situation.

[jackiedegracia]

Jason Martell at 4:20

Coincidence? I don't think so!...

[WONGA2012]

I look like a Reptilian When a smile :-O LOL Not david icke :-(

[arnieiam]

wow, why was everyone who claimed to be abducted so ugly?

[indaattic]

6:23 has the freakin iron giant

[justintvinhd]

i thought i lost my "time" but then later i found out it was in the pants i had on earlier

[TehLB]

Oh god, I'm so glad they got the reptile-people guy in an interview.

[TehLB]

Holy shit Penn is a convincing old lady.

[HillChris1234]

5:05 - Is that Clair Huxtable?

[HillChris1234]

Is that really Penn at 3:11???

[HillChris1234]

"I bet these chicks would be easy to get in the sack if I just pretended that I've been abducted by aliens." -Every man at that convention.

[tenglee2]

Thank you for Proving the Movie, "Fourth Kind," false.

[sonbuhitsunei]

Exactly what I have said all my life...these people are clearly desparate for attention. They want to feel special. Notice that the vast majority, if not all of these people making the claims...look a little...well...off. Either they are ugly or just look like crazed hobos. Yeah...I'm sure a highly advanced intergalactic species is going to conquer faster-than-light travel, make it tens of millions of light years...and poke around in your nasty ass. Yeah, makes sense-we're SO interesting. >.>

[tutthedog1]

I think utube is run by the stupid cocksuckers

[185tiff]

AHAHAHA!! sick!! im part alien! cuz im a decendant from the english royal family!!

[HillChris1234]

@185tiff God is an alien. Hey, if you existed before Earth did... sounds pretty alient to me. God > Man in his image > Man = Alien. We're all aliens!!!

[notcatfish]

nice plate.

[TwoHandedSledge]

These motherfuckers are bat shit crazy

[riseofthejellyfish]

You had me at space alien dildo! Another great episode!

[TandyTandon]

At 16:17 , the alien husband is Jeriba 'Jerry' Shigan (Louis Gossett Jr.) from the movie "Enemy Mine"

[puertoricofree]

THE REPTILIANS ARE COMING THE REPTILIANS ARE COMING!

[Skrufmeister02]

I am gonna tell you guys what happends during an alien abduction, you will party with the aliens, and they are so great at partying, that you will probably become so drunk you cant remember a thing (and they will shove a dildo up your nose)

[JorrieboyL]

LOL@19:22

[hockeymom49721]

I got to just shy of 16 minutes and had to shut the video off!!

[hockeymom49721]

LMAO@ 9:00

[saguhh00]

Those aliens probably come from Theranus, i mean... Uranus.

[SteamBirds]

Was there KFC on the black people populated planet of mars?

[hockeymom49721]

@SteamBirds LMAO

[DIVAD291]

i actually had some kind of sleep paralysis the morning after watching this show...it was freaky but afterwards i really laughed about it.im glad i had seen this because it helped me calm down a lot.

[Nocturnalux]

I recognized the anal dildo right away.

[barnes4861]

What I need to know is... how Teller did that magic trick at the end!

[persiangeorgiev]

@barnes4861 if you're talking about the card trick. He is using the same card and just holding it at the back of his hand but he is really sly and fast with the trick. You can look it up on google if u want

[yeswehadouken]

black aliens FTW!

[Kg277]

9:36 she's imaging WOW!! This is gonna feel great!

[Elestareus]

My Co-workers and I saw a strange light but we don't know what it was. It was sighted a few times after it was gone from our work place. I wouldn't say it is a UFO but it was certainly unusual. I

[davee232]

@Elestareus It's called work fatigue :)

[DIVAD291]

@Elestareus if i had to take a guess...id say it was venus.

[DIVAD291]

@DIVAD291 BTW UFO=unindentified flying object

so if you couldnt identify the flying object it was an ufo...

[angelsdyingdayly]

the only thing "alien" to that fat lady in the red dress would be a plate of vegitables and/or a toothbrush ...

[angelsdyingdayly]

vegans produce more methane than omnivores. idiot.

[DanJCunningham]

i reckon that the guy with the notepad was taking the piss.

[RunfromtheHeathen]

Thats not your ET hubby, lady. Thats your ET pimp daddy. And those are your illegitimate alien babies.

[RunfromtheHeathen]

JEZUS im so thankful im not a gullible bastard!

[Grimno]

Personally I kinda hope aliens don't find us. I can see it now, some would want to benefit off them, some would want to convert them to our religion, some would be scared of them, some would feel threatened and want to shoot at them. No matter what happens, the United States will have a hand in it, and history has shown that the U.S. has not exactly been insta-pals with other races/cultures right from the start...

[MiniMackeroni]

@Grimno Nuke ALL the things.

[TheLastBrainLeft]

And those motherfuckers at the History Channel actually present David Icke as a fucking reasonable expert. SMH!!!

[AbyssCrown]

@TheLastBrainLeft The History Channel is a confirmed source of stupidity, where the average person in society can flock to for fantasy entertainment and think they're learning or doing critical thinking or some bullshit.

[JulyZergFan]

LOL ANAL BEAD HAHAHAHAHAHA

[menacinghat]

two of the apollo astronauts and pultser prize winning John mack of pyschiatry at Harvard university thought they were real. These people are just cult followers much like the historical jesus was whored around the world in politics and the bible

[52bladesdork]

Alien abductions are real but they don't abduct people the way we think they abudct us. They invade us thru FAST FOOD. These are methane beings. What they are doing is corporatizing America with fart producing foods in these farts are methane gaseous beings. WE ARE THEIR REPRODUCTIVE HOSTS. Stop the alien invasion and go vegan

[PT109Boat]

2:11 has to be the most convincing evidence I've ever seen that Extra Terrestials walk among us... who else on Earth would dress like that?

[Crumbsm8]

Had to watch this one again. I just love the guy with the notepad.

[krapptacular]

lmao I choked on what i was eating, when she was playing with the anal probe.

[Crumbsm8]

Thanks for putting this one up, the only other version of this on youtube is pretty low quality.

[LevTheRed]

Fire In The Sky is the only movie that has ever scared me.

[wp4866]

i became a space felon due to an abduction. a crew took me onboard not recognizing my ak47 which i used to splatter the entire bunch. unfortunately, the pilot lived and took off forcing me to grab a starchute and bail out, however, not before they took a nebulite digital picture of me and got my dna via a hyper replicating cell retractor. i have proof prince charles has a death squad after me, but i'm unable to go public because the government is in with the brits. p&t, please help me.

[xyoop]

@wp4866 almost the same happened to me and I can tell you that the best place to hide is under the bed warped in aluminium

[Schneboll]

Definitely a favourite this one!