Zoolander In Under 9 Minutes

[boseman9]

@blackchrisp the thing was a "M" before Derek unleashed Magnum. It stood for Mugatu

[bluejaywaay]

models do what they're told

that's not true

yes it is derek

ok

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[blackchrisp]

lol, i never noticed that the shuriken got turned into an M after Derek unleashed the Magnum.

[daguyrounddacorner]

could u not just upload the whole film

[MallarRallam]

What is this? A movie for 10 second scenes? How can we be expected to show hilarious events and ingenious plot lines if they can't even fit inside the film? I don't want to hear your excuses. The movie has to be at least... three times longer than this.

[anemicroyaltea69]

@MallarRallam Ya know....You just made me smile on a REALLY BAD day...That comment was the best. lol

[RamonTheMighty]

@MallarRallam I don't care if it was 2 months ago, your comment still made me lol :D

[LaDracul]

Oh, how I can't wait for the sequel...

Of course, this one has the "True Blood" guy (2:00) and Leezar (7:06),,,

[knightofdarkness99]

anyone noticed magnum looks like all the rest of his looks.. except he turned left -.-

[SindriEliphasMyr]

What is the name of the song that starts at 0:38?

[river87lospiojos]

You didn't put the part when Derek coughs, it's so good! I love this movie

[sirfantasticmoo]

Aww you couldn't put in "CRAZY PILLS!"?

[seanleonard5]

Happeeeeee! Happeeeeee! Happeeeee! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

[deathmonkey1240]

00:30 he turns left wtf?!

[MsConeSka]

thank you lenny ;)

[nazaxprime]

Ahhhh, So good, and not a waste of my time... THANKS

[TheCOD123456789]

he turned left!

[VhUgGz]

Handsel. He's so hot right now. Hansel.

[trollionaire]

haha his asian friend reminds me of that fag from smosh

[DrKnarvox]

UMMMM THIS SAYS IN UNDER 9 MINUTES, AND ITS RUN TIME IS 9:00, 9=9 NOT 9<9

[keets0]

@DrKnarvox If you want to get technical the length of the video is 9:00 but the last 6 seconds doesn't display video clips from the movie. So technically you're watching 8:54 of video from zoolander. So he didn't lie.

Can't believe I got trolled into wasting space when all I really wanted to say was thanks for the upload TinyFlix. Only thing I really miss (that I would've cut something else out to put in) is Mugatu doing his necktie rant toward the end. :) Thanks though.

[DrKnarvox]

@keets0 anytime ;)

[nazaxprime]

@DrKnarvox

Hey smarty pants, you may want to take some refresher seminars or something.

;)

The parts that are "Zoolander" take up less than nine minutes.

Nowhere in the title does it say Zoolander + my intro and outro in less than 9 minutes.

Nice try though.

I try to pull stuff like that, and make mistakes as well... so whats moral of the story?

We come to YouTube with the knowledge that we will waste time, but for some reason, we try to waste as little as possible... Thats people for you.

[DrKnarvox]

@nazaxprime I HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WATCH! THIS SAYS LESS THEN 9! I LOST VALUABLE TIME OF WATCHING CATS TO WHACKY THING.

[nazaxprime]

@DrKnarvox SHO'NOUGH! LOOK FOR THE RAINBOW POP-TART KITTY TO MAGICALLY GET THAT LOST TIME BACK THEN.

MOAR KITTY!

[Intothemoooon]

Check it, the blonde roommate that dies in the gas fight is played by the same actor as Eric Northman from True Blood! You can see him briefly in the scene where they tall about orange frappuccino or whatever lol

[nazaxprime]

@Intothemoooon Bust it!

[BGreenspan]

What is this? A MOVIE FOR ANTS!? The real movie needs to be at least 3 times bigger than this!

[RickardoMute]

LOVE THIS FUCKNG MOVIEE!!!! HELL YEAH!!!

[TylightsOFFICIAL]

Best movie ever made, in the entire universe. FOREVER.

[theshvarts]

Did anybody else cum their pants when they first beheld Magnum?

[TinyFlix]

@theshvarts No, but I came in yours. Tooshie Squeeeeeeze.

[Pub1icEnemy]

@TinyFlix Well why male models?

[VhUgGz]

This is my favorite movie of all time. Anyone who has any sense of humor HAS to watch this movie. :-D

[missblondiee22]

this and bill and ted's excellent adventure are the two most quotable movies of all time

[TinyFlix]

@missblondiee22 Hard to go past "Something is afoot at the Circle K"

[missblondiee22]

@TinyFlix haha you are my new favorite person.

[nazaxprime]

@TinyFlix "Gasoline fight accident" Is pretty epic.

[MaicoMoon]

lol, great edit. You fit a lot in 9 minutes.

[thegoonist]

lol this reminds me of nigahiga

[MasterAdam100]

That "goose face" look that Facebook sluts use is just a rip off of the classic Blue Steel created by Derek Zoolander.

[TinyFlix]

@MasterAdam100 I don't think that's very fair to geese. Geese are God's creatures, fb slappers are just creatures.

[WLordnDRanch12]

@MasterAdam100 sooo true

[nabob777]

@MasterAdam100 It's called Duck Face....

[Rebellieful]

41 ppl forgot to obey his dog 0.o

[juntartful]

2:15 Cool guys don't look at explosions. Thumbs up?

[DanW900]

why do American movies always have to depict many countries as impoverished?

[superdaaaaa]

wake me up, before you gogo!

[JfRetro]

I hate the gas fight scene, but great movie otherwise.

[Jsin10921]

I love the gas fight

[MoviesForTheTubers]

I hate advertising, but I have the full movie on my channel :)

I promise this isn't spam xD

[OoMASEoO]

that was great

[xxiHanaxx]

It's like Australia's Top Model 2010! Hahaha

[slugger1983]

Oh my fuck, what was that song during magnum.

[TinyFlix]

@slugger1983 Entire track listing at imdb under Zoolander

[slugger1983]

@TinyFlix Couldn't find it.

[DementeDExistance]

if your like me. the only thing you got from this video was that milla jovovich is fucking hot no matter where she is.

[lua97]

HAHA... 8:28

THE MAGNUM!!! One of the best bits in the film... ;D

[escapist11]

Zoolander 2!!! 2012!!! woot woot!

[Luv8sU213]

Orange Mocha Frappacinos?! Bleck.

[matt9969966]

Great compilation! It's like Cliff Notes.

[BiebersDreamer]

at least Derek was smart enough to know Fire+Gasoline=BOOM. xD

[jimbobanalbeats]

Movie is amazing.

[cutthe]

That was a greater than sign...

[designguy50]

"But now the forbidden fruit must be tasted..." LMFAO, so many thoughts swirled 'round my head on that!

[designguy50]

Why is it that in all the Ben Stiller movies, Owen Wilson is pretty much ALWAYS his rival? Is it, like, a pact or something?

[erlik15]

All the mainactores we're the same as in the Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

[TheMrAlibali]

ben stiller the only jewish i really like...he is fuckin funny..

[browneyedbritt]

Haha he carries around a scooter ! wtf :)

[onenationalone]

Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? THERE THE SAME FACE!! Doesnt anyone NOTICE THIS I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!

[elephantrambo]

Zoolander in under 3 words: Blue Steel

[myxylplx6]

nicely done

[Esterztarz]

fudge the quality sucks :(

[go555ace]

yaah! :)

[TinyFlix]

To all those that said I missed their favourite bits, yeah I know. But to meet fair use I had to keep it under 10% and the whole movie was good. I tried to keep in what progressed the main story as best possible. The education centre, hansel and zoolander making friends and the dad hates him bit, didnt seem to.

[classicalpianist9999]

@TinyFlix You are totally awesome for making this video. YEAH!

[DominoCheckmate]

@TinyFlix um, you completely erased Matilda.

[ruilin1228]

it's not 9 minutes id it's 9 minutes

[TinyFlix]

@ruilin1228 Yea, for some reason youtube added a second. I had it at exactly 8:59.

[MattHutzell]

You skipped the part with the education center! D:

[TheSmoogins]

One look!

ONE LOOK! I DON'T THINK SO!

lmao

[drystzz]

no mermaid scene no zoolander

[dojOdRiFTeR]

han solooooooooooo lol i love this movie

[trogdor1oh1]

It's slightly incomplete. I think you should've elaborated a little more an Matilda.

Otherwise, that was pretty good. I'd like to see more of these ^_^

[harryploper1]

Lol the mine part 

[jgcfc58]

"your more dead to me than your dead mother" LMAO

[MrApolloGod]

lmao SURPRISE!!!!! lol

[jessica56786789]

sigh its 2010... its been a decade zoolander.......... will always ALWAYS be my fav movie no MATTER WHAT

[andypeterson21]

thats really funny...one look i dont think so!

[justinlovespastry]

The merman part!!

[firelordzuko100]

Magnum is so cool

[boniescarlett]

Water is the essence of moisture and moisture is the essence of beauty!

[GuitarPerson159]

you forgot to put in why Hansel became his friend

[zedleppelin132]

Hansel's so hot right now, damn him.

[xxxchancerxxx100]

Zoolander is my fave film of all times!! my fave bit: MURRAY: "What do you do when you fall of the horse?" ... You get back on!!" DEREK: Sorry murray, im not a gymnast." HAHA!! CLASSIC!! XD

[Tryus91]

''im pretty sure theres alot more to life, then being really, really, ridiculously good looking'' haha i miss this movie :D

[Kazukar]

lmfao

[BearWindAppleyard]

probably the best ben stiller movie

[Cheezburger100]

"I'm Pretty sure thers more to life than being really, really good looking" -,- xDD

[micahb91]

SURPRISE!!! :D

[thatsmamaluigitoyou1]

333,332 views?!?!?!?! woah!

[Rosette46]

in the scene before derek's entrance, there were other models. and um, was one of them wearing a condom balloon boa??

[ishootbutterflywings]

AH LOVE THIS MOVIE

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

why dont you upload a fair use 99999999/100000000th version

[StonedPro]

dear god.....its beautiful!

[COOTIEFREETEES]

"Derek Zoolander: A model, idiot!"

[1408Showtime]

This is 1 of my favorite movies itz so freakin funny

[chelitazt1]

jejeje OBEY my DOG! funny I had a crush on Mogatu.

[chelitazt1]

jejeje OBEY my DOG! funny I had a crush on Mogatu.

[righteous09]

WHY?? whyyy a sequel??? wtf's wrong with these people!!!! gayness in the anus that's what i think pffffft!......there should only be..ONE zoolander!

lol......."what a kookoo dream.."

[joshmcc36313]

great movie

[thatswhatsheread]

LOL when i first saw this, i thought zoolander saw his friend light up and think "no, thats bad for his health!"

until it blew up lol then i realized why he was trying to stop him XD

nice work

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

@thatswhatsheread you're a model.....idiot

[thatswhatsheread]

@DarkKnightBob1o1 lmao, when i read it i saw "you're an idiot" and was super pissed. and then i re-read it and was like OMG zoolander

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

@thatswhatsheread rofl. dear oh dead.

[playdrumsmofuxa]

lmao magnum

[Rampagelil]

Lmfao great movie you guys know there doing another right?

[espark1089]

it's got all the style of a bad movie but for some reason its one of the funniest

[alex3erynys]

lol. was that donatella versace? XD

[freshmakerrrr]

...but why male models?

[c0kar7]

are you serious? i just told you a second ago.

i cant believe theyre making a sequel.

[TheConza10]

wtf

[xa7x578]

what is this? a center for ants?! how are we supposed to teach kids if we cant even fit them inside the building? i dont want your excuses! it has to be at least..........3 times bigger

[AnastasiaDragonash]

..........He's absolutely right!

[gussy1d5]

good job man

[alfonzo830]

WHAT IS IT? A SCHOOL FOR ANTS?!

[razowar]

in you dream

[alphacause]

Zoolander has to be the most underrated comedy of the past 10 years. I nearly died laughing in the theatre when I saw it. I loathe critics of the film who complain about the humor being so juvenile. Lets dispense with all the pretense of sophistication and admit that sometimes goofiness, in certain cases, is the funniest thing. If anything, its about time that a film came out that mocked the modeling industry, which is an industry that makes a mockery of good taste.

[rednutt69]

i saw that same comment on another one lol why?

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

@alphacause this film is actually a LOT more intelligent that it appears to be.

"the files are IN the computer!"

[mafistofun]

@alphacause holy christ, well said sir

[RyanSmoove]

@alphacause [standing ovation] (crowd applauses)

[Z0hann]

@alphacause no, Zoolander sucked. It came off as written by freshman highschoolers, I've been there and yeah it was a fun time, but I've grown up. I still enjoy immature jokes all the time, but Zoolander was just plain stupid.

[eyelikehurdles]

wow Kanyay looks just like stiller in the biggening

[Gatta9]

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!!!! LOL

[skapitapita]

let this wonderful, eighties classic SOOOOTHE YOOOU!

[MwazZi]

lol niceoone

[iomoo]

hahaha this is amazing

[MissyGangstaa]

I have a crush on Zoolander hahah :o)

[TinyFlix]

Well he is really, really, ridiculously good looking...

[MissyGangstaa]

*sigh* tell me about it. <3

[TinyFlix]

Earth to MissyGangsta:

I just said that.

:P

[frmonardo]

@TinyFlix haha

[ArsenalFan20007]

Wheres the "ohhh! the files are IN!!! the computer" clip?

[franklystrange]

Or the Merman clip!?!?

[Kendal671]

how many Aborigines do you see modeling... not very many

[TinyFlix]

Abbo-digitals

[Kendal671]

@TinyFlix my mistake abbo-digitals

[alexalex553]

ben Stiller un genio....

[mortz101]

what kind of a model smokes?

[ArsenalFan20007]

some athletes smoke... u dont think models do too?!

[soccerprog226]

Where'd all the files go?

[Mroov]

Hansel he's so hot right now. Hansel xD

[glowinthedarkpompoms]

well i liked it

so deal with it people

[Tamamasensei]

lol i love this movie...

"he tried to brainwash derek to kill the claymation dude!"

[ISWEARYOU]

"Yeeah baby, that's what i was waiting for!"

[Raiderlax32]

Nice job. Nevermind the idiots below. Orange Mocha Frappachino!

[MayaWarszawska1]

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACHINO

[skilledzach1]

waht is the song were hansel come in with his scooter i must know it

[TinyFlix]

Which is why I'm not a cinematographer.

Do better and let us enjoy that.

[TinyFlix]

Good for you.

I'm not nominated for Cannes this year.

My only brief was to try and fit as much of zoolander as I could in reasonably following the plot in 9 minutes.

I doubt this work would get me offers to produce the next Hobbit movie.

[smunp]

horrible, horrible, horrible.... fucking ass quality.

[TinyFlix]

I'll take your word for it, you expert at being fucked in the ass.

[canadiantribal]

ONE LOOK! ONE LOOK!!!!

[merenguitooo]

putossss

[coolscrnname]

totally checking out ben stiller.

[BrianShray]

yeap banned in malaysia

[mpmman]

XD..

[mpmman]

cool..

[robikifin]

8:28

[droughboi]

lmao, yea that was like basically the whole movie too lol!

[amalesperer]

I really want to watch this movie, but its being banned in Malaysia. Damnit.

[andyk6925]

lol is it really?

[jr2861]

seriously?