Two and a half men Jake jokes

[agnieszkadrobny]

jake is epic

[NisamBalkanac]

epic!!



[LiamThe10]

what episode is it

[totalbeast77]

.......Like a shovel.

[TANMAYBAMANE1996]

nice 1

[IceVikingDeathGrip]

Don't care what Charlie Sheen is like in real life, he made this show, and I miss it dearly! Kutcher's a joke! And to think Jon Cryer got a star on the walk of fame??? PLEASE! You have GOT to be kidding me? Is Hollywood that desperate? He owes Charlie Sheen that star! What a crock! Maybe CBS will get Sheen back again.......I never made it past 5 mins of the Kutcher's first show. It's a joke.

[MrGeek91]

@IceVikingDeathGrip i agree tried but its not the same show without sheen

[Muzzdogg15]

Lydia sells homes on the biatch

[LiamThe10]

hello big boy

[LiamThe10]

0:45 is the best part

[LiamThe10]

ill need a sports bra

[LiamThe10]

hey my boob

[olliemillward001]

Lydia sells homes on the Biatch

[Thisdamnstory]

which episode and season is this?

[ChillTownAlliance]

@Thisdamnstory season 4 , apology for the frivolity really funny episode xD

[FilzSkillz]

Do what, I'm just being nice AHAHAHAHAAH

[AngusFilippa]

lydia sell houses on tha biaatchh ;D

[MsLoveandmagic]

Hey My BOOB. LOOL

[spemka]

-Where's your girlfriend?

*Alan hits him*

-Hey. my boot!!

[TMLsince1994]

@spemka boob not boot you tit

[InfoMarketingDigital]

@TMLsince1994 Season 3, but I dont remember the episode

[thewho311]

besides being a stone cold beeeotch.............. she must be dynamite in the sack hahahaha two best linse of jake ever

[melina1747ify]

charlie's socks are always white and clean although he walks all day without shoes.:)

[robgibson9]

bad

[VampWhore5467]

Love this scene. "Hello big boy"

[halo3thebestgame]

love 2 and a half men

[rohitchowdary27]

you really need to get him into a sport

ill need a sports bra.... lmao

[wiigetconsole]

Yeah Jake is the best

[FrenzicGamer651]

this is good stuff..

[alex054739]

so funny lol

[klemzyy2021]

You gotta love Jakes face expression at 0:24



[donmartinkohn]

HAHAHHA besides being a stone cold BIATXE xD

[Yeganelvshrslf]

Hey my boobs! :))

[Igoryok1990]

@minutemuse

Who gives a crap about what you think about this show or anybody else? I like it & that's all that matters.

[DzejK3]

episode??



[DzejK3]

hahahaha



[TheLitafan7]

Jake: where's you girl friend?

Alan: *elbows Jake*

Jake: Ow my boob

XD

[djtempocr]

SHE MUST BE DYNAMITE IN A SACK LOL!!

[willdakid01]

lydia sells homes on the BIYAAACH

wasnt mean before I got my boobs LMFAO

[TheMomoxmox]

Best scene of this show ever!!!!

[LiLCortezFlyMoney]

HEY MY BOOB :D



[sweiland75]

I wish I could see the outtakes for this scene.

[mbenzsl2000]

as funny as jake's comments were....alan's "idk some disney crap" was classic

[baringer4]

"lydia sells homes on the biatch!" best line on the show! XD

[xEmmerdale]

How can anyone dislike this video ?

[DarkEmilee]

hello big boy. lol

[tariqmghazi]

homes on the BIYAACH

[Yng3rd]

Jake is the best.....

[littlemusicangle]

I'll needa sports braaaaaa

[Shabutaro1337]

stone cold BIATCH :D:D jake kills me

[PrOzZKiLL]

Awww my boob

[ReVeLeTiOn909]

She must be dinamite in the sack

[TheBlues2011]

hey my boob!

[seanie88siva]

LIKE A STONE COLD BIATCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[TojoPanther]

Am I the only one who thinks this is inane and mindless?

stupid line

laugh track

stupid line

laugh track

stupid line

laugh track

stupid line

laugh track

ugh.

[joestock10]

@TojoPanther yes you are.

[TojoPanther]

@joestock10  OK. Thanks. That explains a lot - like this country's slow agonizing death spiral into lowbrow mediocrity. (shudder) Have a nice day!

[Bellavista26]

@TojoPanther -.-

[minutemuse]

@TojoPanther

You're not the only one. They rape that laugh track in every episode. It's overkill and the jokes aren't even worth cracking a smile over. I watched this clip to see if I found it funny at all and . . . nothing. I need to watch a re-run of Frasier (something that's actually funny and well-written) to get this out of my mind.

[MrTheMakemebad]

@TojoPanther "cut it out" *laugh track* how the fuck was that funny?

[CamelClass]

@TojoPanther I assume you're not smart enough to understand the humor.

[TojoPanther]

@CamelClass Now THAT's funny!

[80sfanforthewin]

2 people ware watching some Disney crap

[80sfanforthewin]

"Whaddya watching?" "I dunno, some Disney crap..." lol

[tenorioaxl]

whats episode is that?

[connorica]

the two people that disliked this are definitely feminist biaaatchhes

[TheC3narius]

"Hello, big boy" i was crying LOL best scene in TAAHM so far

[sTyLnK]

How this show didn't warp Angus Jones' mind is beyond me. lol.

[rushrape1994]

Love ya Jake!!

[amuyres]

Love it

[xcutemoo9]

Lydia - me, epic show, i love it and im 11, got away with buying season 6 on dvd at hmv, its a 15, although I look 13 years old

[pytko3]

I know I stole this from a "Yes Dear" episode but someone who behaves like Charlie does ought to come over and see Jake walk past.

Guy: Who's that?

Alan: Oh, that's my son.

Guy: Really? Hm. He looks nothing like you. Might wanna do what I did and get a DNA test.(leaves)

Alan: Charlie, you don't believe what he just said, do you?

Charlie: No, but it would explain a few things about Jake.

Alan: Like what?

Charlie: Oh, like....EVERYTHING.

[edelweiss0]

One of the best scenes in all the 8 seasons so far :-)

[Flyffundeground]

in deutsch ises echt viel besser / in german it's mutch better

[chrispy199]

BESIDES BEIN A STONED COLD BIAATCHHH !! xD

[kristina908]

Lydia sells homes on the BiATCH!!

[JonasBieberFan4LIfe]

hey my boob! omg i laughed so hard

[rezo84]

1:59 what did he say pls? :D

[jojo1313100]

@rezo84 "besides being a stone cold biatch?"

[firestone866]

hey my boob!!! lol

[HappyFw21]

DIe Original-Stimme ist ja furchtbar! XD

[maddymg]

@HappyFw21 thats because u watch it in german....ich finde beide Original und Deutsche version gut....

[mipod93]

alright thats it :) go to bed.... ...wasn't mean before i got my boobs :D (rofl)

[420burnzy18]

ELLLOOO BIGGG BOWWWYYY ;)

[bioskope]

i dont get people who deride two and a half men and watch the big bang theory. I've tried getting into that show and none of the jokes in it made me chuckle as much as this one clip of two and a half men. I am not a big two and a half men fan but this whole 'big bang theory' has more intelligent jokes than 'two and a half men' is a bunch of crap.

[BLueBiirdx3]

i love jake! :D

[firestone866]

stop that stop what im just being nice lol

[Mrlegend413]

AU! MY BOOB!

[bgainesDM]

2 people don't sell their homes on the biatch!!

[Originalgrl15]

"Where do you get this stuff from?" "Cinemax."

[myreniecruz]

SO WHAT DOES SHE DO FOR A LIVING BESIBES BEING AS STONE COLD BIATCCCHHHHH!!!!!

[myreniecruz]

WHAT R U WATCHING "I DONT KNOW SOME DISNEY CRAPP!!!!"

[afsamter]

heeeey my boob! LMAO

[316420STONECOLD]

"I like you very much"

wow man this kid is like a great actor..

[vladimir348505]

a stone cold biaaatch! lol

[MadmanRobz]

I love the show, but Jake is a serious asshole in most of the newer seasons :/

[prigel]

@MadmanRobz

it's puberty :D

[ruuudeboiii]

from which episode is that?

[Lisag507]

i dont know some disney crap

[freshlypwndnewb]

@Lisag507 well let me inform you. anything that is referred to as disney crap is any thing from 2003 to present day disney shows tv and merchandise

[SnowboarderCutie1373]

Hahaha I'll need a sportsbra

[BestFlushedAwayfan]

Jake's the best (:

[VoicesOfHell]

Omg ... I always look it on tv. BTW im german^^

I've to say in english its real better ;D ... jake sounds so funny :)

[SWEDENFTW1]

What`s fun with "Some disney crap" I just wonder???

[Challangerxx]

heyyyyyyyy my boob hahahahahaha

[BlackxxMoon94]

lolz

[Italiano1Pride]

only show where you can laugh til it hurts every epidsode!

[kisulik777]

hahahahahaha

[ZR019]

"she must be dynamite in the sack"

damn that's funny

hope the show doesn't end after this year

[speedyslime93]

@ZR019 no it wont, theyre making a season 8 and 9 aswell :D

[ZR019]

@speedyslime93 I know that they are making two more seasons, I posted that comment three weeks ago before they announced that Sheen was coming back!

[speedyslime93]

@ZR019 so how did they get sheen to stay? i thought he waned to branch out into the film industry, and he was tired of making men episodes

[ZR019]

@speedyslime93 I have no idea. Maybe Charlie just thought that he should come back because the show is one of the most watched shows on TV, the show definitely would've ended if he decided to leave too.

I'm guessing the show won't be on a whole lot longer because the kid on the show says that he wants to go to college. Which would be after Season 9 ends!

[LUDWIGPARIS]

Jake is so cool.

[Jordo1900]

''What does she do'' ''Besides being a stone-cold bi-atch''

Lydia sells homes on the bi-atch

Jake is the funniest kids on tv

[Jordo1900]

love the boobs one

[xDGrunkeeoP]

1:03 charlie: what are you watching?  alan: I don't know, some disney crap...

hahahahahahajajajaa

[xxhiscontrolxx]

lol wow this was uploaded on my b-day! :) cool

[ownal]

jake is awsome lol

[ericou812]

2::00.hahahaha

[Roca10101]

Jake: She must be dynamite in the sack

Allan: where do u get this stuff from

Jake: Cineplex

[afshin021]

@Roca10101 cinemax

[PBN11]

Lidia sells homes on the biatch LOL

[gamesoldier007]

where is your girlfriend..... hey my boob! whahaha :)

[sugarychocobot]

Lol!!!!!!! 'Hi there, I like you very much!!!'

'Hello big boy!' and that whoe sequence XD

[moomoocow25123]

omg this is funnii

[areposo]

that is the jake we like

the grown up jake is just a major pain in the ass

[Jordo1900]

awesome

[Codude180219]

He would have been laughing SOOOO much trying to do that!

[YOrKLAke]

cinemax

HBO

[alinn05]

i nearly cried laughing first time i've seen this..just epic

[kaseychambersisbest]

haha awsum!

[Xpako73X]

she must be dynamite in the sac!! ll XD

[billleeboy]

Stone cold be atch!

[parksc97]

Stone Cold Steve Austin be atch haha lol

[billleeboy]

Yes

I was gonna send that but never thought i would get beat to it!

[parksc97]

haha really lol

[billleeboy]

This cracks me up!

[parksc97]

haha me too

[billleeboy]

I get right into this show! Damn where was i hiding for 7-8 years?

[tinkersmomma]

omg i love jake!!!!

[billleeboy]

I second it!

[crudemood]

jakes boob. LOL

[1337Jojjo]

love two and a half men ;D

[prigel]

lydia sells homes on the biaaaatch XD

[MrChinchilla13]

angus jones (jake harper) is a great actor!!!

[tippyttop]

I dont even like this show but THIS IS SOOOFUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[mckbdj]

Two and a half men is the best TV show on earth every epeisode i piss my self laughing (not really) but it is the best

[3amigosCGJ]

hahahaha:) god damn this is my fv show but iv never seen this one hhaaha hey big boyyyy!!!