Brendon Burns on pretty girls

[xierotron]

that "pretty girl" he talks to is the crowd at another dvd he has i think its his bird

[Blocparty01]

God that woman near the end looked absolutely disgusted

[Sabre809]

Lol Brendon Burns on pretty girls. Love that title.

[shaymusmus]

hqahahahahahahahah that woman hates him gutted

[bspbruv]

hes such a cunt hes brilliant

[ASaxonAtHeart]

1:25

Aah, that seems to be one of the pretty girls he is talking about, and I must say that I agree she is rather attrac- OH DEAR GOD is that a goatee?!

[Bo0gi3p0p]

Thought he was gonna say "so kick back and have a cigar"

Ah well, just me then *lights up*

XD

[rplewis89]

I love how that woman really isn't happy!

[byrnemonty]

fukin brilliant



[makethetransition00]

he just looks like captain price...look at him! lol

[narcotect]

yeh man

[jack1995mclintock]

L-O-FUCKING-L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SSJSasuke777]

Who Here Thinks This Is Stewie Griffin When He Gets Older

[jasonwalkabout]

If your going to post a video please post it all. It was parody and the people in the crowd were in on it. Brendan burns comedy is more a look into yourself while keeping you laughing. Brilliant.

[psychokitty93]

LOL! At 4:56, that stupid Indian woman is there shaking her head. How is she not pissing herself laughing?!

[iamtherandomer]

How does that woman actually have no sense of humour? I'm a woman and I find him HILARIOUS.

[ilias900]

Ah damn they're actors.......... That ruined it for me

[MRIHATEHIPSTERS]

i wouldnt wanna go to one of his shows lol he is so mean =[

[clumpft]

The Indian women was a plant, but the blond hottie sitting in front of her, looked decidedly head-fucked after his pretty-girl rant.

[sv1nt0]

@kainedamo

/watch?v=aN3W9PE55dw

[creamyfilling102]

is that the same lady who called him a racist and got into a big argument and walked out? lol she looks mad

[ReadThisBelow]

stupid fuck segwayed into cleaning lady for too long

[1REVINT]

If only I would've never found out that the guy he was making fun of and the indian looking woman who was so pissed of sitting next to him, are actors.

[MollyMargaret94]

4:55

That woman is profoundly offended, haha.

"I could be watching The Hills right now, and look where I am."

[DiotisHimself441]

0:39

:D

[Hanpantheflyingman8D]

Pause at the crowd-shot around 4:50 after the "If she could stick a hand in your arse and make you talk, she fucking would".

Take a moment to ROFL at the facial expressions of the crowd. The men are in tears, one woman has mentally blue-screened and the other is plotting her revenge.

[JRHartly1984]

Brendon Burns comedy genius: FACT!

[sebastianlupton]

hahaa that girls partner is soo getting a bollocking for laghing! i wouldnt wanna be him after the show! lmfao

[xierotron]

y he sayin this to a ginger she aint fit

[gekkebex]

OMG she's so uptight, made me laugh more than the screaming ozzie!

[shcnoozlebop]

rofl

the blonde in the front isn't an actor, she seems really pissed

[heratus007]

ahahahahahahaha

[oceallaigh2003]

I love a good laugh but this crass fucker just isn't funny,if he acted or talked like that in the pub he would be tossed out with a sore ear hole.

[hampsterduck]

4:58

those two women are sooooooooooo offended.

[xjrman270]

The Indian woman in the audience who looks pissed off is an actress and one of two "Plants" in the audience. She takes part in the clip where he has a row about racism with her in "I suppose that this is offensive now". He talks about this in a newspaper in 2008 in the U.K. inresponce to a critcs article about where comedy is going.

[innocentbystander13]

I felt a bit bad watching that........ Maybe some of those women should have gone to Shane Bourne or David o'doherty instead.

[TheBishophart]

is dat not the same woman who heckled him over race i think is all set up to make her look miserable

[jambamz]

@TheBishophart yeah it is, and yeah it is set up. He does this frequently. Still funny mind

[TheFraffer]

The woman on 5 mins looking unimpressed is hilarious!!

[macthornberg]

What's really funny is all these comments about how politically incorrect or unethical he is. I'm sorry your lives are so uptight and rigid in thought.

[rapidtightgroup]

What a cock.....

[Stiffmysta27]

This guy has no talent what so ever wish i could get that 5 minutes back, what a waste of time, he takes digs at people in the audience in most of his stand ups and its pretty sad, if he had some skills he would come up with something with out insulting others, thats just a sad stand up when ya have to to that.

[jambamz]

@Stiffmysta27 for fucks sake another arse who cant grasp the fact that humour is subjective.

[omgilomg]

@Stiffmysta27 "in most of his stand ups"

You say you want your five minutes back, then why the hell would you even consider wathing this, you cunt. You already know he's bad. You non-contributing zero.

"You don't have as much fun as you have on others expence"

-me

[Stiffmysta27]

@omgilomg Chill the hell out man, far out you sound like you flip ya rags easily. i just saying hes not funny, thats my opinion and i entitled to it so drop it

[survivalisme88]

lol that indian lady who walks out is in this vid

[TheNorthernPariah]

The word epic just does not do this man justice

[jacklow01]

One of the best uncomfortable shows out there. Brilliant.

[MrZebrahack2]

She mad.

[HazerWITHTHElazeR]

What a bunch of lousy up tight British cunts in that crowd eh?

[mollers92]

hahahah i love how the woman that looked really offended was the one who later heckled and called him racist, before promptly getting utterly destroyed.

[ituned]

he is a prick though. really, think about it

[PhilipWaterfield]

she's an actor, watch the dvd!

[stennett84]

WoW this crowed sucks!!! This guy is to funny for them. I see alot of close minded ppl.

[fleminghell]

surely everyone knows who she is by now?

[DemstarAus]

The blonde woman in the front looked very upset. Wow, lighten up! LOOK UNDER SHIT! lol

[kainedamo]

You know what, he's actually a bit of a shit comedian. I was kind of waiting for the punch line here and there wasn't one. It seemed like a joke that was going nowhere. He's kind of just ranting, "you pretty girls, you pretty girls, your precious egos". Stupid.

[TheThing88]

@kainedamo It's not funny cos there's no punchline? What kind of comedy have you been watching? Since when has stand up been entirely about the punchlines?

[JapeUK]

@ Please tell me your a pretty girl!

[kainedamo]

That woman is such an obvious plant. Isn't she in another video with this exact comedian, where she argues with him?

[Flowerblood]

@kainedamo Watch the whole thing.

[commentor504]

@kainedamo not nessesary because as you can see in the other its the same show and he just took off his blazer and bow tie. its still very possible it can be true just look at the signs

[sv1nt0]

@kainedamo

It is a set-up, you can see it in the full video.

[godzillafights]

@kainedamo yes they are actors in one she and he actully come on stage with him reaviling there actors

[cameronnz]

LOL that dudes mrs is so un impressed hahaha mint love it

[GwaishfulGuy]

That wench in the crowd was not impressed hahahaha

[profsim]

yeah that woman...looks all kind of hurt...i lolled

[maddog2335]

i dunno maybe look UNDER SHIT

[Leemaster94]

You say that the indian woman is set-up but what about that blonde in front of the guy? She seems equally offended.

[carefreecrow]

u need to see all the show to see the relevance of the Indian woman ??nuff said !

[2704dawn]

The audience reaction especially the woman around 4.50 is hilarious!

[braydenbeautiful]

I've seen that woman before at another comedy gig.

The video is here on youtube, I just can't seem to find it... :(

She's just as humorless in the other video too

[1415gateway]

so true so funny

[Metallideth1993]

I discovered this guy today, and I have to say he's fucking amazing. He just says facts about the world but we all know but don't realise.

[fourtywpm]

My favorite line: "...cause every guy has always just wanted to f*ck you." lol

So true!

[iknowme]

Wil Anderson is a poor man's Brendon Burns. That is all.

[Christobelz]

The woman I assume you're talking about who is with the guy who is pissing himself with laughter is a plant, and so is he.

[gikkigen]

Very funny and true. love it!

[fixingtheproblem]

lmao I love this guy, tells it how it is

[mellielli]

Thank god I'm not pretty so I can laugh at this all I like x)

[MasterTenku]

maybe LOOK UNDER SHIT!!!

[Mojo50000]

if u think shes mad now she gets up and yells at him later and he tells her to fuck off hahaha

[MasterJediDude]

That guy and woman were obviously plants for his routine. She was supposed to look pissed off to make this all look that much funnier.

[fighm]

oh man that chick looked sooooo pissed off, I feel so sorry for that guy. Still funny

[Mantrousers]

@fighm Actually, if you watch other videos, you find out that she AND the guy were both plants in the audience. It's pretty hilarious...... and confusing! XD

[booksequalutopia]

this guy prolly got busted by the pretty chick he used to masturbate on when he was in HS.

and before all other male chauvinistic pigs out there get your underwear in a knot, he IS funny... being that he is so annoying and that he makes an ass of himself.

[GreenFums]

its his routine retard

[TimmysSpaceship]

He's not exceptionally funny, but the look on some of the women's faces is hysterical!

[OrionsxRebirth]

The woman's face at 4:48 is priceless. She looks so fucking offended.

[cristop5]

@OrionsxRebirth She and the guy next to her are plants. I just saw them on another video getting 'offended'.

[Thagros]

"You beautiful, successful women, guess what? You just joined the Alpha Male group. Time to kick back and have a FUCKIN' sense of humour about yourselves!"

Awesome. Hilarious.

[BubblyLace]

It's hillarious

[Jaaayyman]

i think he is funny but of some of his skits he just looks like a goober lol

[ar4ajablo4kins]

fucking brilliant

[weepaul666]

This guy isnt funny at all. I was bored as shit watching this. Acting crazy and shouting at randoms doesnt make you funny

[GreenFums]

no but an in depth ripping of gender sterotypes certainly is but dont worry mate no ones expecting you to get it

[weepaul666]

I do get it. I know what he's TRYING to get at, but it he fails miserably, which is why he isn't successful. There are plenty of other comedians that do these kinds of jokes and make them FUNNY and witty. This guy lacks both... Nice try and demeaning me though, cunt

[GreenFums]

wee paul "Nice try and demeaning me though, cunt"

i think you mean nice try at demeaning you

cunt

[weepaul666]

Eh, are you stupid? That's exactly what I just said. What an idiot...

[GreenFums]

read it again mate its ok take your time and by the way im out if it means this much to you then yeah you win

congrats

[weepaul666]

Hahaha, what an arsehole you are mate. You started that shit, then say "yeah you win if you want it" as if you're the big man here. Point and laugh! XD

[weepaul666]

And it's pretty obvious you're only saying that because you know your argument is lame, so you have to bale out with the "ill be the bigger person". Hahaha. What a joke XD

[oANWARoo]

who are the other comedians

[ArmenianAssassin]

1:30 is classic. The less attractive girls are dying in laughter, the pretty girls are pissed off

[Chitenza]

Is that the muthafukka from the Escapist

[TaylTube]

Did he say "Catalina the bendy Pole" @ 4:12?

[MrBluesman1999]

if you see the whole video the pissed off woman is part of the act

[duffmanthegreat]

Lmao theres another video of this show and in like a minute that girl whos all pissed freaks out and storms off.

[arushandapushand]

@duffmanthegreat

it was a set-up.

the asian woman is a professional comic called Sajeela Kershi.

Probably you've already realised that or someone's told you by now.

[Kydos37]

Wow that woman at the end is EXTREMELY pissed off haha

[ghotidude]

@Kydos37 she hekels him and gets thrown out

[TenacFTW]

@Kydos37 she's an actress, you'll see at the end if you watch the full show ;)

[churchy99]

@Kydos37 It turned out she was a plant - there was a really good point to it in the show later on - I like how the good looking girl in the front takes the joke and laughs at herself it's great. Brendon is a fucking genius and also a really nice guy in person.

[mtrx460]

@Kydos37 There's another vid where she leaves all pissed off.The guy stays. It's epic.

[wilbyd]

this video is fake and gay!

[minablock]

in what way is it gay?

[Kratosmustdie]

lol RWJ FTW  = 3

[BackSwordX]

Theres one chick you can see in there looks pissed

[hipster666]

I've seen him live and female hecklers beware, he can DESTROY you! He's merciless...

[julianking93]

I wonder if that woman's just a prop for him in each show.

[crumble90]

she is if you look at the video with him and the heckler

[RPGchannel]

wow she looked mad.

funny, the madder she gets, the more right he becomes.

[JTX1000]

Wow she was PISSED!

[Durwood71]

I like how all the guys and average girls were practically rolling in the aisles, and the pretty girls just sat there looking all pissy. They knew who he was talking about.

[cmwissy]

@Durwood71

And even more funny - the girls who were pissed off must have thought they were 'pretty girls'

So there obviously vain and arrogant too.

[sandman98857]

thats funny...the lady at the end looks PISSED

[ArctiicF0x]

hahaha yeah

[Kimjira1]

This is funny. And just a reminder "no one can make you feel inferior without your permission". So don't take this to seriously all right? I certainly don't.

[cmwissy]

This is why I make a point of calling the pretty arrogant girls fat and making the beta females look better.

[Phenomenon79]

Haha! The woman from 4:55 onwards...

She looked disgusted.

[123Shazzam123]

Oh dear haha.

[superzwiebel]

LOL

That woman that was looking all offended needs to cultivate a sense of humour.

I'm female, BTW.

[ghrich]

@superzwiebel the girl you are talking about is a 'set-up'. Both the guy and that girl 'pretend' to be offenened and start arguing with Brendon. Its a 'set-up'. If you watch other clips you will get to know :)

[elcondepatula]

@superzwiebel she is an actress put in the crowd....

watch the whole show

[90bassface]

@superzwiebel You should check out the part of this show where she heckles him if you haven't already man :P

[sxcxuxbxax]

@superzwiebel It was a staged offended woman. BTW lol



[SethHesio]

@superzwiebel Well done.

[kurt6447]

@superzwiebel yeah but you are obviously a fat ugly female hahahaha

[countsmyth]

@superzwiebel

Later on she challenges him and she leaves!

[thriller2rayne]

@superzwiebel Ooooh num num num num

[hillyj77]

@superzwiebel you need to watch the brendan burns vs heckler clip then.

[BYERE]

my oh my...

That woman who was with the bloke he was yelling at towards the end looked REALLY offended :P

Yay for offencive comedy :D

[MrGinnipe]

He's got some completely valid points, and got that girl that he awas yelling at was pissed. 4:31

[HotClubDeParis]

He's not funny. I agree with MateriaGrrrl

[PetrolLover]

THIS IS SO TRUE!!!!!

its not hate, so calm down you twats, its only offensive when you take it that way.

[fiendsfreeminds]

priceless

[RankAndFileGuy]

xDDDDDDDDDD OMFG, that's so fucking cool. I'm Polish! This guy is JUST FUCKIGN AWESOME!!!

[MateriaGrrrl]

Wow. What a misogynistic idiot. He's not even funny.

[TheDapperSwindler]

Beneath all the blatant misogyny, he does have a point.

[Valoren]

@MateriaGrrrl But blatant feminist comedy is perfectly okay? well it is, according to popular culture, but your forgetting that feminism is about equality, So technically this is advocating feminism, cause you women are having the piss taken out of you. by the way This is funny shit because a lot of it is true!

[MateriaGrrrl]

Wow, sorry if I feel it's wrong to call women "arrogant cunts," "fuckin' witches" and "retarded." That's not comedy, that's downright hate. I don't see how hating women---OR MEN---is healthy or funny at all.

[churchy99]

if you knew about his act - you'd find that he attacks all sides of the argument - he probably takes the piss out of himself more than he does with the audience!

[lukejohnrambo]

@MateriaGrrrl grow up.. honestly his having a joke

[SPARTANN09]

All comedy is based on hate, miss.

[bullo247]

Hating people is safe.

[D14BL0]

MateriaGrrrl: You're the kind of woman he's talking about. Did you not get that?

[MateriaGrrrl]

So you're saying I'm pretty? Thank you!

[Darksqueee]

I look at your username, and completely write you off.

[MateriaGrrrl]

Funny, I looked at all the hate comments on your page and completely wrote YOU off.

[SPARTANN09]

You're just supporting his point, miss. Now get back to the kitchen.

[open0Fire]

who is this idiot.someone needs to take him down a notch.sounds like a some fuckwit from redfern trying to be funny.

[suicidedahlia69]

2:05 that chick looks fuckin pissed!

[TomSouthLondon]

i saw the rest of this video somewhere and she's has an argument with the comic....she comes off as a complete bitch though...funny

[8past8]

yeah shes an actor her and the guy next to her.... i was there it was a set up great performance

[TomSouthLondon]

well you learn something new every day!

[bellambini]

type in: Aussie comedian Brendon Burns vs. heckler

and you see the chick at the end of the vid get reaaaaaaal pissed.

its hilarious!

[deadfredshead]

i swear the woman with the beige coat was the same one who walked out in one of his other vids on youtube ?

[AlrightFrasier]

awful comedian, bring on the thumbs downs!