Macho Salad

[xseeker339]

is the man pregnant?

[gonezwa1]

Epic Meal Time xD

[ACM1899sansiro]

press 2

[Barz818]

1:04 is all gravity right there baby all gravity

[AngelVsLich]

My mom walked in while i was watching this video.... she called me a dumbass.

[DidacPonseti]

SwedishMealTime brought me here

[CheckPleez480]

What you need:

Tomatoes

Lettuce

Cucumber

Any salad sauce of your choice

DIRECTIONS: take tomatoes. Squeeze until wanted texture. Add to bowl. Take lettuce. Smash until chunky or thick pieces are made. Add to bowl. Smash cucumber against head. Add to bowl. Gargle sauce until liquidy and spit into bowl. Pound bowl.

Serves 2227 people.

[horseyshoes101]

@CheckPleez480 lol

[TheCrunchyCow]

'IT'S GOOD FOR YOU 8| "

[Farahgrim]

Now i know that Machop and his evolutions are swedish.

[duplica123]

honestly, this looks more like a domestic violence psa. he really looks like he'd rather be hitting her...

[stespr63]

hahaha jk guys! i HATE when people fucking say that!!!

[stespr63]

i used to make macho salad, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

@stespr63

I used to make skyrim jokes but then i got laid

[LegoladGank]

Swedish Epic meal time! xDDDDD

[s0lidate]

What movie is that from?:D

[ItsKaczor]

@s0lidate

Farsan.

[karuhaki]

Salad huh? Okay.

Tomatos

Huh! SALAD!

Gurgling

Spit

That's Good!

Punching

Huh. Macho Salad.

[pwnznick]

swedish style

[hfdbl]

Dad?!

[Majoricalic]

SWEDISH MEAL TIME!!

[kkorova]

that seems more like a jerk rather than a macho

[TheCheeseChimp]

can i get the recipe

[8Dicecoldbaby]

He's so manly that he's pregnant.

[clutchmsilvap]

That's like preparing cereal for Chuck Norris.

[The1melkor]

That guy is my hero !!!

[guitarherojuan]

I used to make a salad like that, but i took an arrow to the knee.

[YourMinecraftNeeds]

@guitarherojuan oh my god fuck you

[serthure]

@guitarherojuan /watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg the kid is you.

[guitarherojuan]

@serthure yeah, that's so me.

[LegendaryLunchbox]

Now I see where Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime gets its inspiration :D

[collcat999]

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time brought me here XD

[L0ppuy]

Gjorde just detta till middagen

[arttujarvinen]

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time brought me here :D

[FreeStyleBoy50]

This guy kinda looks like Zidane

[Sve303]

Wait til you see how we make a smorgasbord.

[thrustmaster1234]

ray brought me here!

[youxfail]

i remember this movie. He wanted to be cool so his friend told him to be mad and manly. He just shows his manhood right there

[dusiaxxx]

Oh no at 1:10 the pickle fell out

[thetobe49]

i wanna learn swedish now

[loke177]

ahh swedish humour, so much fun

[madsli]

Sexualy fustrated? Don't take it out on your wife/girlfriend; use it to make the most badass salad ever.

[TheTrollfaceguy]

haha fan as kul

[Tachihito]

This just proves the Ordinary Swedish Mealtime.

[mikejcruz18]

That guy should be on the food channel. With Swedish subtitles and teaching mike Tyson that boxing can be applied not only in the ring or the movies(the hangover, anyone?) but also for cooking.

[YouveBeen23d]

People usualy say this, but I seriously mean it:

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!! -D

[petaboil]

if i ever go to sweden i expect to get hit by ingredients flying out the windows on my way to the airport.

[waxguy]

the guy looks like zidane + arjen robben

[hackking002]

ROSMT brought me here :D

[JonnyALC]

so thats why my salad at IKEA always looks like crap...

[hitmonlee1599]

Why is he making the salad? That's her job...

[plurp7]

this made me laugh so hard i almost wretched. so god damn funny!

[thisxisxkindaxstupid]

I'm looking forward to my mid-life crisis

[BelariMashkow]

He's fat!

[Federicoconut]

Making salad like a boss.

[TheForgottenPanzer]

That's how you make a real salad

[TheMachinimaFilms]

Unlike every other Salad... this one is made in under 1 minute :D

[iWolfrost]

Thumbs up if --oh wait, i just remembered, I have a life

[lu9thix]

this is what happen if you wife refuses sex all the time

[totalalbatross]

this is how i make my salads

[arghydoodles]

wat

That seems like a regular Swedish way to make food.

[8Dicecoldbaby]

I need to get me a Swedish man

[marshtomp8]

Oh, so that is the regular way sweeds make food.

[fpspro123]

hes not macho hes more like a FATCHO

[CuteyBoyhunter]

what an idiot

[mangekomigen]

meanwhile in sweden...

[ShutYourMouthNWatch]

thats how i make my wife dinner



[xXJuTjubXx]

SaladUK brought me here. :D

[PunchSydeironReviews]

HE IS PUNCHING HER SALAD!! NOOOOO!!!

[SlapAPear]

@PunchSydeironReviews hahaha asdf reference XD

[Zoruafan999]

its better than jamie oliver thats for sure

[Cuenca81]

hahaha!!!!

[Brianmullins101]

manly way for makin salad



[P2rnapiiga]

I did the macho salad for my gf last week. - She didn't like it.

[Sqqrly]

@P2rnapiiga stop lying

[TahMineCrafter]

macho , macho man!

[MetalKladCicada91]

mmmm tomatoes :D

[theMorot123]

thats my dad XP

[brandonlc050]

Why is he humping the table??

[bizzyfizzyify]

OI PAUL HOWS THE BENCH

[ableanddone]

i now only eat a strict macho salad with dinner.... macho mashed taters!

[robbyt44]

thumbs up if u laughed your ass of at that 

[QJohnny12]

See ladies.. kitchens ain't for men..

[disneys100]

damn kool hahaha

[Thenin10doh]

thats how we do it in sweden =)

[Reecespete2011]

Chuck Norris would love that salad.

[mycatisoncrack]

Oh My Fucking God! That's awesome! I laughed my balls off. Thank You for this wonderful inspiring video. 5/5

[onlytheone]

this is swedish! this is regular! xD

[10top10]

Is it wrong if this video gave me a bonner

[FishnChipsnPie]

Thunbs up if swifty's top comment brought you here.

[arandomguy9]

now i know how to Make a salad that everyone will eat without trying to pick a fight with me xD

[newpageone]

GOOD FOR YOU

[TheCat86]

I'm in Sweden now and I must say that Swedes look much for feminine than this guy.

[gr8comments]

this video makes me curious about the movie

[RobToddyTV]

This is how chuck norris makes salads.

[gr8comments]

@RobToddyTV

 xDDDD

[BeastlySkater24]

How to prepare a steak.....with your balls!!

[jimmymoed]

Lol *stop humping the chair and make your salad*

[070888productions]

Lol keep pressing 2

[THEJohnny851]

Looks yummy and MANLY

[neburn13]

Swedish Style!

[parkesc21]

Anyone else wonder how close the knife got to his foot at 0:55 when it fell?

[MrEggydrum]

Why does he do a rasberry with his mouth before he crushes the... TO-MA-TO

[nnjrrng]

Is this from a movie? If so, I want to watch it!

[Pomme843]

@nnjrrng It is a movie, apparently it's called "Farsan". "Dad" in Swedish. Haven't seen it yet, but now I will!

[Maarv97]

In Sweden everybody does their salad like that

[dsferreira1989]

135 men's can't do macho salad!

[RB2JZ]

"remember to tenderise your salad"

[AGENTNiPPERKiN]

Thumbs up if regular ordinary swedish meal time brought you here!

[Bamchucknorris]

This is a complete ripoff of swedish meal time

[DongerZ1]

@Bamchucknorris this was swedishmealtime's inspiration

[kissa23]

@Bamchucknorris You sure you know which was first? ..

[ZaChlikepussy99999]

he picks up the knife and doesnt even use it haha

[Melodygirl3]

uhhh?

[alinn71]

disgusting lol

[grotgret]

it's funny cause i'm swedish ;p

[MVJosuah124]

Better that EpicMealTime...

[Joe42351]

Ehh tomato *squish*

[yomomma123ification]

haha wo he is just kicking that salad's ass isnt he

[KittiesILikeCheese]

a mad man

[Mbomb101]

Thumbs up if regular ordinary swedish mealtime brought you here

[Supermassively]

@Mbomb101 Stop whoring for thumbs up to satisfy your childish craving for artificial online popularity.

Thumbs down, faggot.

[liberator235]

@Mbomb101 i though they're dutch

[alexehmsen]

lol

[jbrownc398]

It must b a Swedish thing ... Not hatin just observing ... & not fully understanding more regular ordinary swedish meal time is needed ! Maybe I will write a paper on this very subject? Yes I think a trip abroad is in order!

[bousi1987]

Now I understand by who the guy from regular ordinary swedish meal time was inspirated:)

[skyrocketstar]

All Swedish men act like that in daily life.

[LoFFeExplorer]

Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime bitches!

[SoleIntention]

So Regular Ordinary Swedes really DO cook like this.

[NogomKrozVrata]

thumbs up ih you knew about this video before Swedish Mealtime

[SlippyMcSlipknot]

Thumbs up if RWJ did NOT bring you here

[ZiozoneEmperor]

@SlippyMcSlipknot what the fuck kind of coment is that? despicable, go watch some regular ordinary swedish meal time if you haven't

[SlippyMcSlipknot]

@ZiozoneEmperor Okay, but only because I want to, not because you told me to!

[SlippyMcSlipknot]

@ZiozoneEmperor P.S. It's a free country

[TheBotochief]

Thumbs up for Raywilliamjohnson

[halofanteam]

Regular!

Ordinary!

!!SWEDISH MEAL TIME!!

[pww571]

Ever pee on the side of the toilet bowl to make less noise?

Not anymore...

[PoKerFaceN1]

Perfect ! Hehe

[CaseyJ1100]

you should see how he pours milk

[TOMAHTOS]

i had this name before it was mainstream

[chrisproductions87]

FAKE AND GAAYY!!!!

[pulpostr123]

 Macho salad for dinner tonight!!!

[Sprinkleincp]

LOL THIS IS ALWAYS SO FUNNY ROFL LMFAO!

[1337lolguyman]

I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!

[Sprinkleincp]

@1337lolguyman LMFAO

[1337lolguyman]

@Sprinkleincp AH! You get the reference.

[kayayana4ever]

What? i make my salad everytime like this

[mustiej70]

Hello I'm talking from the future..

I died laughing on this video.

Be advised.

[Aspenly]

@mustiej70 You mean you're talking from the past..

Because in the future you are still dead.

[mustiej70]

@Aspenly no because the real truth it when you die.. you land in the future!

try it out!

[DJTurkeyneck]

@mustiej70 O_o wait a second...there were only 2 people ON the video...none were laughing....

[LuizLagoz666]

This is so Manly

[shurnleet]

vad dålig inlevelse hon har, dvs dålig skådespelare.

[DOCTORsandman95]

@TheGrentZ: thanks a bunch, what blows is I cant find a torrent of it with english audio

[charszilla]

what movie is this from?

[glassen75]

@charszilla swedish movie Farsan :D

[oscarchart4444]

lol @ 0:15 and 0:26

[KSardor1]

RayWilliamJohnson brought me here

[hr1100]

@KSardor1 Great piece of information, moron. Now i shall add it to the national archives.

[KSardor1]

@hr1100

Anytime.

[MrTomrannosaurus]

i feel like punching a salad in the face now:)

[colorvideo5]

1,337,734 views FTW

[Jake4595]

keep pressing 4 slowly xD

[donkmeister]

Why is David Walliams humping a table?!

"No Andy, we don't want coleslaw, that'll cause a kerfuffle!"

"But ah want tha one!"

[wirgiukass]

this is hilarious :DDDDDD my god didnt think this video was gonna be this funny :D