Your Bible On Psychotherapy 6: Job

[unassumption]

Those better be made of Iron, god's Kryptonite

[PaleoSteno]

Posted this on your channel page, but... there's no notification for that, so I guess I post it on this too:

I wish I could have such prepared and high quality videos as you, when XandarsMeteor told me about you a while back when you made your first video, I didn't know what I was expecting, but damn, you're good.

[bobsmeerfak]

@PaleoSteno Paleo, you are the wind beneath my wings...

[PaleoSteno]

@bobsmeerfak Are you... are you coming on to me?

[bobsmeerfak]

@PaleoSteno LOL. Seriously, you just made me laugh out loud!

[PaleoSteno]

@bobsmeerfak That was my intention. All has gone as planned.

[TWSceptic]

Stopped at 3:24 because it's giving me a headache. Sorry but it's very messy and hard to follow this video.

[ziasyn]

I love it

[PwnerGeist]

"Door was open.......satans here.......seems pretty open to me"

The delivery of that line was GODLIKE!Are you god?You'd be a funny God better than that other God......you know how he gets big ego, jealous, abusive ,controlling.

[MrWaddefak]

you deserve so much more views :P

[NoFaithNoPain]

Hey man.. what happened to Lot's daughters with the "Daddy Issues" ? LOL. You promised me they would be coming. In the mean time I think Paul needs some therapy. In Acts during his trial he was told by the Preist judges that they had never heard of this Jesus Character he said the killed. Then Paul says "Oh, you killed him in Spirit because you did not follow Moses Law" admitting Jesus was imaginary. Then he goes and says non of us have to follow Moses Law from now on. I mean, Bi-polar much?

[bobsmeerfak]

@NoFaithNoPain Hey, compadre. Lot's still on the list. He's actually making an appearance in the next episode, but I'll still give him his own episode later. Paul too!

[cruelbusiness1984]

freakin awesome!!!

[freddussault]

Excellent work!!! I shared of your vids on facebook, and I only got one comment, and they liked it.. I'm not sure why though. I can guess, but that's all it would be..

[freddussault]

@freddussault I mean I'm not sure why I didn't get more comments on it.  Please keep up the good work!!!

[bobsmeerfak]

@freddussault 9 minutes could be more than someone's looking to spend on a video on FB. Who knows. But dude, I just appreciate your support. Thanks for being a cool mofo.

[TheRenekruse]

as always awesome work :) thumbs up

[rationalMexican]

Job looks like Matt Dillahunty!

[bobsmeerfak]

@rationalMexican I think I may have been channeling him. :)

[699backstab]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love this. Religion gets yet........ANOTHER BRUTAL ASSBEATING.

[hutchings000]

Audio was a bit loud for the music and quite for the voices, but awesome work sir :)

[bobsmeerfak]

@hutchings000 Appreciate the feedback, will pay attention to that.

[tctheunbeliever]

"I want my family back, you sonofabeetch!" [stabs god with sword]

[yourfullofsheite]

I think I'll sneak copy's of this into the local xtain video store.Call it the book of Job for teens.

[bobsmeerfak]

@yourfullofsheite You're the one who slipped the other vids into the Sunday school's dvd collection, aren't you? You're a hardworking subversive. Keep up the good work.

[mdiem]

Dreadfully entertaining.

Will share!

[psycho3968]

*bloody return key on my XOOM to close to back space!!!what I was trying to finish off saying was that I wasn't really in a plane, but I do fly and thought if I was at the time I surely would have crashed...laughing my are off all the way down to the ground! :-)

[bobsmeerfak]

@psycho3968 Oh, well that's good news then. I can't afford to lose a loyal subscriber. :) Happy flying (but not watching at the same time)!

[psycho3968]

EVERYONE who has enjoyed these efforts, send the link to friends and then some, this needs tl gl totally viral!!! spread the hilarity! (p.s. I wasn't relay

[supermanlypunch]

Are you sure this is "Your Bible on Psychotherepy" and not "Your Bible on Psychotropics?"

[bobsmeerfak]

@supermanlypunch No, I'm not sure. I try not to be that sure about anything.

[TheLivingDinosaur]

If the actual Bible were this good, I might actually devote some time to reading the bastard. This series just gets better and better. Your animation's improving too. Great job BMF (pun unintentional).

[bobsmeerfak]

@TheLivingDinosaur Thank you sir. I upgraded my editing software and gained 7 more video/motion tracks. It feels like I just got out of prison.

[viridismonasteriense]

love the Torchwood Weevils by the way! awesome!

[bobsmeerfak]

@viridismonasteriense I try to work in a little Dr. Who when I can.

[bobsmeerfak]

@bobsmeerfak Torchwood! Why the hell am I thinking about Dr. Who?

[viridismonasteriense]

I love the fact that Job's three friends tell him he must've done something to deserve this horrific treatment and Yahwe just bitchslaps them, confirms everything Job said about him and tells them they're wrong and should sacrifice something in his name to make amends...while admitting Job is righteous and he just did all this to Job...because he could...

What a loving and just god...wow

[bobsmeerfak]

@viridismonasteriense I know. Someone else was saying Job is the one book of the bible everyone should read. It really does sum up the character of the old testament god.

[bobsmeerfak]

@CovertFrog Thank you. And don't waste that broken rib. Make a woman out of it.

[Akira625]

What's that guitar riff at the end from? I've heard it many times before, but I don't who wrote it.

[Andraste77]

@Akira625 At the very end? It's "Barracuda" by Heart.

[Akira625]

@Andraste77 Thanks.

[bobsmeerfak]

@Akira625 If you're not familiar with Heart, check out their live concert footage videos on the YouTube. Nancy Wilson (still) has one of the best voices in rock and roll.

[Craydon]

Almost perfect, except for the wikileaks part, I hate them.

[BrooklynStarrOne]

OMFG THAT WAS AWESOME!!! You really killed it on that one- it will go high on the recommend list and favorited!

[bobsmeerfak]

@BrooklynStarrOne Thank you :):)

[FattyMcFox]

That was truly brilliant, very amusing.

[bobsmeerfak]

@FattyMcFox Thanks, I really appreciate that.

[rriverstone1]

I have no idea how you make these things. The writing is just like television scripts. the editing is amazing. your work with those little toys, the details you put into them, is really fine. You have a terrific sense of humor, not to mention compassion, insightful critique and real ethics. I sub to over 300 channels. YOURS are among my favorites. I always learn something. The only problem is that I damn near choke to death, trying not to laugh, so I won't miss something. BRAVO

[bobsmeerfak]

@rriverstone1 "I have no idea how you make these things." It helps to be obsessive.

Really, Rogi, thanks for the kind words. And don't worry about missing anything, that's what multiple views are for. :)

[jolulipa]

You're a fucking genius! -that's all I've got to say-

[bobsmeerfak]

@jolulipa You, sir, are too kind. And thanks again for including me in your YT guide.

[practicalmagic9]

totally awesome, bobsmeerfak!words really do not do this justice!

[bobsmeerfak]

@practicalmagic9 I'm just glad you liked it so much. Thanks.

[practicalmagic9]

@bobsmeerfak i still recall the first time i read job...i couldn't have been a xtian more than 2 years, and i was very upset and puzzled, but my faith blinders kept me goin...

[bobsmeerfak]

@practicalmagic9 Those blinders can block out pretty much anything. Plus the inevitable disapproval of family that comes from questioning. I was there too.

[comingatchu]

I'm not completely sure, but I think I liked it. Actually, it was a hoot. Good job!

[bobsmeerfak]

@comingatchu Thank you very much, my friend.

[richo61]

Your best video yet.

The Book of Job is the one book of the OT that everyone should read.

[bobsmeerfak]

@richo61 Thanks a lot. I agree - Job is a great example of Old Testament WTF...

[psycho3968]

just cleaned my panties, and watched this again (I have the co-pilot taking care of things up front)..and I have decided you are a fucking genius!! you should be doing this on TV.

[bobsmeerfak]

@psycho3968 Thanks very much. And I feel terrible - send me the dry cleaning bill.

[psycho3968]

oh, oh I laughed so much I think I just pooed a little bit...and that's embarrassing because I'm flying the plane!!!!

[bobsmeerfak]

@psycho3968 Kidding, right? You weren't really airborne were you?

[violentlygraceful]

The entries in this series have been consistently excellent, and this is the best of them all.

My suggestion for group therapy: the entire family of David.

[BrooklynStarrOne]

@violentlygraceful Thoroughly agreed. I think Dave needs to have his womanizing ways exposed on the couch next time.

[bobsmeerfak]

@violentlygraceful Thanks very much, I appreciate that. Yeah, I've got my eye on the house of David...

[TheCrankyAtheist]

Jesus needs some help. He was a crime boss who ordered his guys to steal a horse.

[bobsmeerfak]

@TheCrankyAtheist Yeah, he did a lot of petty crime. We nailed him in episode #5 for withering the fig tree though. I'm sure we'll get to him again.

[HaploidCell]

This is THE BALLS!

and by that I mean "balls to the wall awesome".

HOLY shit, seriously.

best one yet.

Thank you very much!

[bobsmeerfak]

@HaploidCell Thank you. Seriously.

[0019josh7100]

Sweet . . . .respect it a or kiss it. . .my request is jephthat and his daughter or abraham and issac. . .

[bobsmeerfak]

@0019josh7100 What about both at the same time? Child sacrificers should stick together. They're on the list.

[SinnFein4ever]

How about Lot's daugher's?



[bobsmeerfak]

@SinnFein4ever We'll definitely get to them, and their incestuous dad.

[SinnFein4ever]

@bobsmeerfak

Thanks!

It would be a riot to see Lot face criminal charges.

;)

I loved all of your YBOPT vidios, but I think the one where Jesus and the Holy Spirit stage an intervention, was my favorite.

(Of all of the charecters in the bible, I think that Yaweh definatly needed an intervention the most)

[uTube486]

We must/have to pay for this great piece... How can I contribute?

Your'e wonderfull.

Charles

[bobsmeerfak]

@uTube486 Thank you very much for the kind words. I'd be indebted if you'd simply recommend it to others.

[Jaybird196]

Oh, my goodness! You did my favorite book of the bible! I loved what you did with it. Funny stuff, and I thought Job's quote at the end was the kind of thing I'd love to say to Yahweh, if I found him.

[bobsmeerfak]

@Jaybird196 If you ever do, feel free, and no need to credit me. :)

[saxmanchiro]

I need a cigarette.

[bobsmeerfak]

@saxmanchiro Was it that good for you?

[saxmanchiro]

@bobsmeerfak Oh ya, it was that good. Messed my pants.

[Gontaza]

"I have patience for mistakes, I have patience for accidents, I have patience for plain old bad luck. I have no patience for deliberate,elaborate, sadistic circle jerking which my very creator conspires with the one entity into whom he has poured all evil to make me the star to a Machiavellian puppet-show written just to test my loyalty to your perfection. You made my ass, you can either respect it or kiss it."

Best Quote Ever!

[bobsmeerfak]

@Gontaza Aw, shucks, thank you!

[Gontaza]

@bobsmeerfak It's in the same class as Richard Dawkins quote about The God of the Old Testament

[Mosixman]

That was incredible.

[bobsmeerfak]

@Mosixman I really appreciate that, thanks.

[1marcelo]

Amazing video! I want to have the same drugs you're taking!

[bobsmeerfak]

@1marcelo Let your imagination run wild. And don't be afraid to be a little weird. :)

[stukajunker88]

I laughed until I cried. How to improve the bible: HUMONGOUS MECHA SUITS!

[bobsmeerfak]

@stukajunker88 Anything to level the playing field a little. :)

[MarkArandjus]

That was not only funny and badass, but I do wonder how Job would feel if he was a victim of a sick bet.

[bobsmeerfak]

@MarkArandjus Thanks. And yes, let's allow that to sink in. A bet over you between God and the devil where no torture is off limits except killing you? Come on.

[edpeterson1]

I love your videos, keep up the great work :D

[bobsmeerfak]

@edpeterson1 Thank you very much.

[TheMorningStar1991]

lmao YAHWEH IS AN INDIAN CHIEF! XD

[bobsmeerfak]

@TheMorningStar1991 Ah, then check out Yahweh's appearances in the other episodes. The Chief has been reprising his role in all of them.

[ItsEasyIfYouThink]

Funny stuffins here!



[bobsmeerfak]

@ItsEasyIfYouThink Tanks!

[MsRobotRock]

fucking amazing!

[bobsmeerfak]

@MsRobotRock Thanks ever so much. :)

[n3rdm4n]

Epic. If ever a video deserved to go viral and get a gazillion views, this is it.

[bobsmeerfak]

@n3rdm4n I truly appreciate that. If you recommend it to someone else to watch, I'm happy.

[n3rdm4n]

@bobsmeerfak I've already recommended it to everyone I know that knows enough english to enjoy it :).

[bobsmeerfak]

@n3rdm4n Excellent. That's all I can hope for. Except maybe for more people to learn English. Or for me to learn other languages. :)

[lilimax555]

Were the cocktails in her room ?...was it very late ? ...did she wait until they were in an enclosed elevator?

[bobsmeerfak]

@lilimax555 All good questions. We'll have to answer them in a sequel. :)

[purplegem23]

best one yet :D

[bobsmeerfak]

@purplegem23 I'm very glad to hear that. Thanks for saying.

[WarChicken78]

This was 100% pure genius.

[bobsmeerfak]

@WarChicken78 Get outa here. You're too kind.

[CIndigo87]

Very nice job! Keep it up. XD 

[bobsmeerfak]

@CIndigo87 Thank you very much.

[pigwigpa]

rock on!

[bobsmeerfak]

@pigwigpa Thanks much! I will take your advice.

[ronnystoehr]

Wow, my request for Job came true! Now you're done improving, there's just no way... ;)

[bobsmeerfak]

@ronnystoehr I put Job off for a while because I wasn't sure how to make it interesting. I'm really glad you enjoyed.

[inphuriated]

wikileakers=terroritz! this is teh proof that nonbelievers are evil!

[bobsmeerfak]

@inphuriated You actually needed more proof? :)

[MardasMan]

Joshua is in dire need of therapy, an extremely big case.

[bobsmeerfak]

@MardasMan Yeah, we gotta get him in. What a psychopath. He would have made a good CEO.

[Artwich]

Awesome video. As always :-)

[bobsmeerfak]

@Artwich Thank you very much. I appreciate it, as always.

[ahmnatheist]

Great job (not to to be confused with Job). I may have to read my bible to have the doctor psychoanalyze it.

[bobsmeerfak]

@ahmnatheist Just make sure she/he's in-network or it could get very expensive.

[turb0m0nk3y]

Job: Nice!!!

[bobsmeerfak]

@turb0m0nk3y Biblical characters didn't use enough modern slang, I think. :)

[turb0m0nk3y]

@bobsmeerfak Check out my main man Bobsmeerfak, he's Awesome!!!

[bobsmeerfak]

@turb0m0nk3y Turb0, you are the wind beneath my wings.

[KaroKoenich]

Judas would be an extremely interesting character to analyze.

[bobsmeerfak]

@KaroKoenich I agree. I think we'll eventually get around to him.

[lDrownded]

Definitely the best one.

I wish I had a god-killing robot suit. The problem is I'd never get to use it.

[bobsmeerfak]

@lDrownded Right? Oh, the irony of being dressed up like Iron Man with no place to go...

[Klobinator]

That was brilliant! Anf funny and... just awesome! Had a good laugh.

Unfortunately, you don't receive the attention you deserve. Your work is worth much more views.

But be ensured, your loyal fans really apreciated your work. I'm looking forward for the next episode.

[bobsmeerfak]

@Klobinator Thank you very much. It would be nice to get a lot more views, but I have to admit I'm flattered by how many people are enjoying them already. And I only started them two months ago, so we'll see. Really appreciate the kind words.

[cosmos11]

Beautiful! Thanks you:)

[bobsmeerfak]

@cosmos11 Right back at you :)

[DinMorsPimp]

"...if we are not back by tomorrow send this to wikileaks..."

Simply brilliant!

[bobsmeerfak]

@DinMorsPimp Thank you, my friend.

[tildessmoo]

Awesome! Best one yet!

[bobsmeerfak]

@tildessmoo Right on, thanks very much.

[HaploidCell]

That robot on the etch-and-sketch is IMPOSSIBLE.

You cannot create stand-alone points on that device!

Everything has to be made out of one singlular line.

Job clearly can circumvent the laws of physic and etch-and-sketch!

He knows some magic shit, that one!!!!

[bobsmeerfak]

@HaploidCell LOL. Pwned. You got me. I never thought about it. Funny detail to forget after spending so many hours photoshopping all those reflections in the boardroom scene. :)

[George4943]

The only thing better than God: a SOCIAL WORKER! OMG!

Where is that favorite button?

[bobsmeerfak]

@George4943 Yeah, someone with a little compassion, for crying out loud. :)

[Iravincius]

I can imagine Jephthah would need some therapy after having to sacrifice his daughter to keep his promise to Yahweh? :)

Love your work man! keep it up!

[bobsmeerfak]

@Iravincius Jep is on my list. And thanks for the encouragement.

[MrWaddefak]

you deserve so much more views!!

[bobsmeerfak]

@MrWaddefak Thanks! Mention my vids around town...

[MrWaddefak]

@bobsmeerfak ''Thanks! Mention my vids around town...''

i will! unfortunately, most of my friends and family are brainwashed christians who'd probably think the devil has inspired you, but oh well xD

[bobsmeerfak]

@MrWaddefak I hear you. I come from a long line of Christians too, and they would probably think the same thing. :)

[Retales]

"You're calling for Satan? Hold on, I'll put you through"

-"Dr William Lane Craig is not available..."

Great job (no pun intended). These keep getting better and better.

[bobsmeerfak]

@Retales Thanks ever so. I'm really glad you're enjoying them.

[LustinForBlood]

Nice work.

[bobsmeerfak]

@LustinForBlood I thank you indeed.

[withfootnotes]

867-5309 haha! Satan's aliases: Lucifer, Beelzebub, and JENNY xD

[bobsmeerfak]

@withfootnotes He's such a slut.

[withfootnotes]

@bobsmeerfak lol

[Parabol0086]

*Heads over to a Christian comedy channel*

*Comes back*

Holy fuck we have made the right decision. I couldn't care less if I'm going to hell, it's fucking worth it. Brilliant once again.

[bobsmeerfak]

@Parabol0086 If you do go to hell, just pet Satan's alligator and you'll receive preferential treatment. :)

[MonochromeTwilight]

the only one in the holy trinity that seems to ever get laid if the holy spirit. XDD

[MrWaddefak]

@MonochromeTwilight he works for the team xD

[bobsmeerfak]

@MonochromeTwilight Yeah, interesting. I'm not sure why that is, but I've noticed that too.

[FishHeadSalad]

Hi BMF, Wow, I am speechless! That was beyond excellent! Watched twice!

[bobsmeerfak]

@FishHeadSalad Thank you, my good man. Maybe the insane amount of time that took was worth it. :-)

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

you're the man!

[bobsmeerfak]

@GiraffesEatWindmills No no, you're the man.

[ThePariahLivesOn]

The transformers ROFL

[bobsmeerfak]

@ThePariahLivesOn I saw them and I just had to. :)

[gilless429]

Just AWESOME. That's the best way to describe this. Thanks a lot for this new part !

[bobsmeerfak]

@gilless429 Thank you, my pleasure.

[viridismonasteriense]

"and the social worker gave them a ride to heaven" I just about laughed my guts to pieces. That was an hilarious cheat!

I can just about picture you pondering how to get them from earth to heaven...and after so many hours someone simply tells you: 'why doesn't the social worker just drive them there?'. Hysterical.