Parking Brake Fail

[ThorSchou]

Fuck hvor er det pinligt at det ryger på Failblog -.-

[sharkdark23]

thumbs up if u paused to see the commet at 0:27

[beatboxer08]

it looks like the bus is having a shit

[online4595]

my nuts swell up when i squeeze them

[AscariGood]

What u get for buying a shit Citreon

[AbbeyIncorporated]

0:25 - "fffphoo-ho-ho-ho"

[ultrazman14]

7 for "smart nigger".

[blake122321]

Double whammy.

[1968DodgePolara]

The camera Man just stands there and films it and says nothing. Thinks too himself : come on little Car roll on out so I can get a funny shot out of this " :D

[flexspeedstacker]

double fail?

[Bracia12345]

0:22 did he say "stop, nigger"

[wiinblad]

@Bracia12345 he said "snoren er knaekket" ... which in english means "the line broke" ....... tard

[Grazzy5]

Danes....

[8UgaBuga8]

FINALLY SOME FAILS FROM DENMARK!!!!

[ratedtriplex]

C-YAAAA

[DragonsDeathblow]

A GHOST IN THE CAR! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[MrDeaz]

IT'S FUCKING DANISH ! I KNOW BECAUSE I LIVE IN DENMARK ! WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE ALL THE CARS IS SMALL AND GAY LIKE THAT CITROEN C1 HERE

[moggiola]

@MrDeaz the cars may be small, but your letters are huge! gratz on finding the caps lock button !! :)

[MrDeaz]

@moggiola skide tuborgjæger

[kicrloredl]

at 0:22 it sounds like "snort it nigger"

[lol332211]

"Nai nai nai! Swarchnegger! Stehp eet!"

[deanmrR34]

@lol332211 lmfao

[TheAlliexCore]

0:09

[SalamisNuvolari5001]

a citroen C1 is a fail itself

[darkbladeshine]

do you want to laugh???if you do, then watch my vid of 7 BUSES jammed in a street and could barely move!

[LightningLion1585]

press 7 for "scorch nigger"

[Naisan123]

@LightningLion1585 You think it sounds like "Scorch nigger"? O.o

Well, i'm danish, and that is danish, and i can tell you that he says "Snore knækkede", which means "The string broke"

[lesztat18]

arthritis? take arthro

[STAG162]

Dude it ain't worth it. Give it up, it's only a Citroen.

[marazita25]

0:21  schwarzeneggerr?

[mcraregreat234543]

a coach gave birth to a car? wtf

[spynextwindow]

0:24 zombie walk

[xnielsson]

I'm so proud of being Danish after watching this! *facepalm*

[Nyocurio]

lol stupid Germans :D

[Padarom]

@Nyocurio lol stupid Nyocurio :D Try thinking before telling danish = german...

[Nyocurio]

@Padarom successful troll is successful

[AlmightyGTR]

@Nyocurio Typical American.

[Nyocurio]

@AlmightyGTR Hey my country is the best one in the world okay

[AlmightyGTR]

@Nyocurio :P

[BluffFeline5]

@Nyocurio thats denmark idot

[dominique5462]

Hahahahahahahahahah!

[nick0938]

Why is there so much discussion over the language... ITS Danish. Can we all move on now? :D

[VideoGameSoundtracks]

press 8 for sexy explosion time... XD

[BoBBaB0oN]

must be woman who park that car in there

[kevz4life]

hit 7 and hes doing the salsa dance

[girluversrox101]

thats man's funnier than the car. poor old man had a heart attack then did a barrel-roll.

[jenstornqvist]

lolo 1 337 266 views , 1337 :DD

[TheRobbyk1994]

just put the car in your pocket take it to the service and youre done...

[SSD246]

keep hitting 4 for cheer up

[rza1m]

it looked the guy took 3 steps and started having a heart attack

[Mr1000raindrops]

some ones out of shape

[FattieWTF]

hoohoohoo

[baeu0598]

press 8 for beatbox

[xzxCHIPxzx]

well atleast it wasnt a lamborghini

[101Vantagen]

This could have been avoided if they didn't cut their spending and hire a woman driver.

[goldenboy803]

0:22 did he say "schwarzenegger"

[NordicGamingUnited]

@TheMiele01 EXACTLY! Jeg var igang med at svare da jeg så denne kommentar! :D Haha, hvordan får han det til Niggaa?

[TztokJad955]

Citroen... nuff said

[pianoguy101]

more like parking break...

[xToxiikHDsHotz]

lols my balls

[frilandfilm1]

there are not saying nigga there saying nej nej and it means no no (it is danish)

[Adi20002]

Which Idiots are thinking, that they're speaking German? Go back to school guys!

[cantdieandnotlive]

@Adi20002 Yea, go back to school where the main classes taught are how to distinguish between german and danish...

[EinzelgangerX]

@Adi20002 what other language is nein=no, because he was screaming NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

[th31s]

@EinzelgangerX :Danish and is spelled: nej

[EinzelgangerX]

@th31s oh okay. I heard nein, but you probably know more than me, I'm only starting to learn german, so I guess this means I'm not that far yet.

[lkjkorn19]

@EinzelgangerX Nej is "no" in Danish and Swedish, and nei is "no" in Norwegian and Icelandic. I know for sure this video is a Northern Germanic language (meaning Danish, Norwegian or Swedish)- I'm pretty sure it's Danish, but I'm not 100% sure.

[Only666ticketstohell]

@EinzelgangerX this isn't german

[EinzelgangerX]

@Only666ticketstohell yeah, i know.

[RandomVidz2740]

@EinzelgangerX he was screaming "nej nej nej"

[punketa32]

@Adi20002 arent they?

[Reeadon1991]

@Adi20002 It's definitely not german, it's danish, which is a beautiful language.

[taitai907]

@Adi20002 I know.  It's definitly Chinese.

[megajoe721]

@taitai907 Yeah Chinese like the size of you penis...

[xxAlexLoves182xx]

@Adi20002 well you should go back to school and learn proper english

[Adi20002]

@xxAlexLoves182xx I'm still at school to learn. But thanks for the tipp :>

[david10291029]

@Adi20002

wait, you're telling people to go back to school because the language everyone hears in this video is a foreign language to most, and that it sounds similar to german? Wow, I think you need to go back to school and learn a few things about culture. Not everyone knows every single language when they hear it...

[josan2964]

@david10291029 Wow, I think you need to go back to pre-school so your teacher can tell you all about fights, and how not to start them. Get a fucking life.

[david10291029]

@josan2964

stfu kid, im telling him he makes no sense. not every1 knows every language. shut ur fucking mouth bitch.

[josan2964]

@david10291029 "shut ur fucking mouth bitch"

You represent every single black person. Ignorant, unable to form a coherent though, and extremely sensitive to swearing. NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA.

[david10291029]

@josan2964

LOLOLOL, trolled moron. I'm white, come at me bro.

[josan2964]

@david10291029 When you learn to spell, you'll see more of me. Until then...gg.

[david10291029]

@josan2964

Are you autistic child? Every word in that sentence was spelled correctly. Do you have some sort of mental disorder? GG idiot.

[josan2964]

@david10291029 Game. Set. Match

[david10291029]

@josan2964

umad bro?

[josan2964]

@david10291029 You can either do two things. Reply to my comment like an ignorant fuck, or read your previous comments and recall your horrid spelling, and then make a comment worth reading.

[david10291029]

@josan2964

umad bro?

[josan2964]

@david10291029 Extremely.

[david10291029]

@josan2964

umad bro?

[ahc688]

@josan2964

out of nowhere trololololo

[o2fst4uo]

@Adi20002 Yea because it's normal to learn every single language at school. Fuckwit.

[SpencerThePerson]

@Adi20002 yeah it's obviously english with a heavy accent

[tiyenin]

Press 6 to watch the poor guy twist his right knee.

[blackbone330]

Press 7 for some German racism. Laugh. Then Repeat.

[Thegloryofskate]

@blackbone330 man it aint even german.

[fronti17]

@blackbone330 lol youre the racist saying its german dont even knowing if it is or not just because you think hes saying nigger. go to hell racist bastard!

[RMilvae]

fake and gay

[rugbytlse]

@RMilvae The video is gay??? What kind of insult is that? That doesn't make any sense at all. Get a dictionary and you'll see that gay is ONLY for people who love same sex people, got it?

[Bittkowski]

That man who pulled a hamstring after 4 steps is way funnier than the car crash.

[TalonMercenary]

@Bittkowski  LOOOOOOOOOOL

[MrKahuk]

I wonder what would have happened if the guy at 0.19 actual caught the front of the car. I guess they would have been dragged along for the ride

[megan00b]

STOP THAT NIGGA !!

[ThePootis]

Thumbs up if you got here from failblog... whoa wait...

[dookization]

What's the point in chasing it... It's a CAR. A CARRRRRR. Gotta be superman for that kinda stuff.

[MegaRocket00]

@Radu287 Nigga o_O? He some stuff like "nononononnono its live tv, shit oh nonononnono" - in danish :D

[EgaoNoGenki]

Can anyone identify the language???

[EAEkstrom]

@EgaoNoGenki Danish =D

[typeman5]

@EgaoNoGenki its danish (the language they speak here in denmark)

[OlliProductions]

@EgaoNoGenki Danish :-)

[M4RTZ1]

lol, i saw that on live tv. I laughed my ass off :)

[Finkyz]

This, is good ol' danish tv :D

[asianboy631]

how the hell did he fall



[ZOOYORK66613]

@Radu287 he said the rope broke??

[ZOOYORK66613]

@ZOOYORK66613 aka snapped

[shadow14741444444]

@Radu287 yeah , he did !

[theonlydkdreng]

@Radu287 nope, he said: snoren knækkede, which translates to: the rope broke

[typeman5]

@Radu287 nope

[Edris1997]

@Radu287

No..

[Phillip1410]

@Radu287 nope

[skatepeak]

@Radu287

He's not sayin nigga, he's saying "snoren knækker" (the line snaps!)

[drummerkid2397]

@Radu287 acually he's saying "i want a snickers"

[TheBlackWolfDK]

@Radu287 how the fuck do you get nigga out of that? O_o

[barzank]

@Radu287 no, he said NO

[steenlarsen87]

@Radu287 its danish!

[GreatCommunistEmpire]

@Radu287 yes he did nigga

[briancollazo46]

@Radu287 he said swarchenegger

[travenator16]

@Radu287

no

[xwxNORUP]

@Radu287 No he said "no" in danish XDDD

[kickmeout1]

@Radu287 yes he said "sto ank nigger", which means "lucky there are no niggers around".

[RDBeatnik]

@kickmeout1 Racist but funny.

[TocsDK]

@kickmeout1 Clown. He said "Snoren knækkede!" which means the line that held the car broke. >_>

[kazzerG]

@Radu287 starting at 0:22 he said: the string is broken no! its direct tv!

danish ;)

[elijah19markes]

@Radu287 yeah he said squat nigga

[Tetraetc]

@elijah19markes sounded more like nayega - and remember this aint english

[iDerpClan]

@Radu287 He said "Nej det direkte fjernsyn" it's in danish!

[AsterDXZ]

@andy1166948 Fail comment is a Fail

[BitFrost]

Welcome to Danish live television.

[MegaKillaKrazy]

LOL he got a cramp.

[ike1218CA]

press 7 for : strong nigga !

[zakokiller]

no he says: "snoren knækked!" its danish

[6yka66RUS]

i have a knee injury, thats not rly funny when this shit happens it hurts bad

[Cinqize]

Yay, danish! xD

[CaliGrown23]

Looked like the old man had a stroke and pulled a hammy at the same time

[Sterben10]

I Love Germans :)

[TheDaneTuts]

@Sterben10 It's danish.

[Sterben10]

@TheDaneTuts oh. sounded like germans, owell

[typeman5]

@Sterben10 its from danish tv :) not germany ;)

[Sterben10]

@typeman5 it sounded like germans for some reason

[FKURLADY890]

staistastai niga niga niga ohhhhhhh

[Jeo127]

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! *miss*

[kakapipistuff]

it's a fucking c1, so what

[dagtadagta]

lol i saw that in tv it was so funny

[dawhistler1]

''schwarznegger'' 0:21

[iHasFire]

@dawhistler1 nope

[warzdune]

No idea what just happened. Were they trying to unload it or just failed to park it properly?

[NGGillen]

wtf did he think he was gonna accomplish with that dive

[johnnygamer2011]

scandinavians are only good at using car bombs to explode buildings and shoot teenagers at parks.

[RaskyMusic]

@johnnygamer2011 what the fuck? That was 1 guy, you asshole >:(

[bowlingfor1]

@johnnygamer2011 You sir, are an idiot. That was an extremist (he admitted and he put a 1500 pages report online explaining those theories)

[12345678909269]

@johnnygamer2011 That's defiantly not a scandinavian language, Maybe Danish xD

[johnnygamer2011]

@12345678909269 They're all the same.

[12345678909269]

@johnnygamer2011 I'm Swedish and we can only understand 40% of what Danes are saying + they have a german sounding accent, so no it's not the same really, but Close. unless you talking about apperance..

[DownBeatTime]

@12345678909269 Denmark is a part of scandinavia.. -.-

[SoulCultist]

Danish is a disgusting language

[EseWolf29]

0:2o NEIN NEINNEINNEIN.... *Facepalm*

[as221975320]

WUUUP WUUUUP DANISH MORNING TELEVISION :D!

[shahrifaith23]

Autobots~ ROLL OUT!

[ninjawux]

@shahrifaith23 thats a lame joke

[shahrifaith23]

@ninjawux who said it was a joke??

[KrazeeHouse]

aWWW THE BUS HADDA BABY!

[deathmasta22]

@KrazeeHouse and then the baby ran away :D



[TheArieboonstra]

6 - Airforce one xD

[Shunt1309]

i think that translated in english would be oh shit, over and over again

[Zennethe]

@Shunt1309 "nein" means No.

[TheNightfulKazk]

Denmark 4 the win



[naruto63033]

0:05 double chevron? That has to be the most obscure brand of car I've ever seen.

[NOXXism]

I like the camera man looking at the car and he didn't do shit lol