All quotes from GLaDOS in Portal 2 [6/6] [Singleplayer 3/3]

[KawaiiKitsune99]

I was getting so lonely down here. It's good to finally hear someone else's voice... I'm kidding of course. God I hate you....... Nice. xD

[thesweetestneko]

i literally do not have the energy to lie to you. i say this all the time :)

[ToxicRikki]

yes, yes, yes, yes! XD

[ninsfriend]

5:30 clap clap clap, very amusing.

[PandaBearInASuit]

POtATOS.

[phoenixrider3217]

7:26 thars what she said

[TheTurtleKing033089]

Oh, I hope you didn't write any of them, bcause I'm a POTATO!

I don't get it.. hehehe

[RinruAltair]

YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!!!

[Zachcon99]

you didn't do anything... SHE did all the work... that's what she said

[EvilRocketBananaInc]

The room where all the robots scream at you, lmao

[BlacAndBloo]

@ThePunkeegot

Now your fat eyes have seen everything.

[blade19961]

me: mom can i have some french potatos?

mom: sorry but this one talks

me: GLADATO!

[ind0ctr1n3]

*CLAP*

*CLAP*

*CLAP*

[TheVenombane]

Hard to take GLaDOS seriously when she's a potato.

[kingkazma595]

if she is a potato can i make glados french fries?

[ThePunkeegot]

A potato just called your eyes fat.

[Tetasha]

YEAH TAKE THE LEMMONS, BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN

[furybader1234]

PORTAL 2

PORTAL TWO

POrTAl TwO

PO TA T O

POTATO

[TwilightPrince123]

THIS.

SENTENCE.

IS.

FALSE!

[TheMultiForge]

POTaTOS in SPPPPPPPPAAAAAACCCCCEEEEE

[epicguy103]

"caroline, caroline, caroline!" karatine. :3

[brikfilm]

2:30 Glados just came.

[darkria4]

How are you doing?

Because I'm a potato ಠ_ಠ

[djangosp2]

po(r)ta(l) t(w)o

[kiyomimihara]

YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!

Lol LOVE that line!!

[MrBlackcz]

@kiyomimihara especially the way how she says "idiot" :), my second favorid line is "Thanks, all we have to do is pull that lever. [Laugh].

[UchihaSpirit18]

BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!!!!!!!!!!

[NoGirlsOnTheInternet]

about 9:28, remember Wheatley's ghost story about the exact replicas of the robots who do nothing but scream all the time?

[TheWellMindedMe]

2 People are Potatos

[HunterMarioWorld]

WAIT CHANGE THE TITLE TO... All quotes from POTaTOS in Portal 2 [6/6] [Singleplayer 3/3]

[1997dragonclaw]

GLaDOS is a potato!!

And ima banana!! :O

And your mom is KFC

[RichtofenEdward]

"Plug me in!!" Hmmm...

[RichtofenEdward]

"Press it!!" Hmmm...

[FanOfAllMeatEaters]

listen to 0:46!

[FlyingZamora]

@beardoish i don't think im following you. what's VALVe? milkers? :P

[Sep3lio]

"Thats right... a potato just called your eyes fat!"

[zama422]

hey..your good a murder...

[7fulgore7]

KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!

[phoebephilofy2526]

That's right

A potato just called your eyes fat

[phoebephilofy2526]

"I hope YOU didn't write any of them."

"BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."

XD

[phoebephilofy2526]

1:22

coolest "WwOoOoAaHh" i've ever heard X3

[14gsingleschwall]

Two people want to be eaten by a bird.

[FlyingZamora]

why do i love GLaDOS?

[YukiChanXXD]

EXPLODE WITH DIGNITY!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrAwesome10001]

Yeah! Take the lemons! Burn his house down!

[TheFlyingMantis]

GLADoS

Great

Lady

always

Dreamed

Of

Solitude

Eat that. ._.



[Nekochan117]

burning people!! He says what were all thinking!! xD

[Memoje321]

''It feels like I am outputing a extra half of volt. Kepp an eye on me, I am about to do some sceming! Here I go--!! PZZZZZ!''

Somehow very funny XD

[PotatoUpTheButt]

"This scentence is false"

*Frankenturrets short circut*

"Dontthinkaboutitdontthinkabou­titdontthinkabout"

[NamedKid10]

oh so GLaDOS is in the potato thats why GLaDOS sounds like that and there is a potato on your portal gun :p

[CODGroup2011]

You really do have brain-damage don't you

[CODGroup2011]

Your not just a moron you were designed to be a moron!

[tristena1b2c3]

THIS.... SENTENCE... IS.. FALSE!

[MrJoeyWheeler]

I love that bit; "This statement is false...(Don'tthinkaboutitDon'­tthinkaboutitDon'tthinkaboutit­!Don'tthinkaboutitDon'tthinkab­outit) IT'S A PARADOX THERE IS NO ANSWER!"

[halobabe117]

2 people thought about it.

[Scweeb64]

4:46

[Tithis]

"Then ten years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you."

I don't think she intended to kill you, I think she wanted to subjugate you to a living hell.

[NekiiFTW]

"I hope you didn't write any of them. Because I am a potato."

[theparodymonster1]

"AHH! bird! bird! kill it, its evil!"

[TheKeyblader133]

11 minutes of a talking potato, my day is complete :D

[minecraftmaster34]

burn his house down. WITH THE LEMONS.......

[superfangran]

to the 1 person who disliked, it does not say `Dis I Like`

[2561rebecca2561]

YEAH, TAKE THE LEMONS! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!

[jameswalker199]

I WANT THAT POTaTOS!

[GregC1113]

YEAH...YEAH...YEAH!!!!!! DONT TAKE THE LEMONS MY FAMILY HEARD IT AND THOUGHT I WAS....

[Legofreak3007]

2:33 glados having orgasme

[Mineykid]

2:35 glados sex?

[EbonicFelis]

yes, a potato just called your eye fat

[MarshmallowReaper]

i was eating meh cookies, minding my own business when suddenly i hear YEAH! DONT TAKE THE LEMONS! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!

[TehManBEarPiG]

wait a minute...... portal 2 portal two POrTAl TwO PO TA T O POTATO potato (O_o)........again therapist TheRapist The Rapist the rapist (O_O) MOTHER OF GOD

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

@TehManBEarPiG wat

[toadlolwtfbbq]

@TehManBEarPiG chill

[goldthunder9]

@TehManBEarPiG Wait... Onion... Onion... OnionionionyanNYANnyanNYANYANY­AN NYAN!!!!!

[LillethTheRabbit]

i'm a tumor? D:

[Darthzim950]

BIRD!

[HiryuGouki]

"This potato only generates 1.5 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you." Fave quote. EVER!

[Earlybird2468]

"It's good to hear someone else's voice, I was getting lonely down here... Just kidding of course. (GAWD I hate you)"

[thekool31]

OW YOU STABBED ME!!!!!!!!

[Omicron321]

5:30 i spent 30 min looking for it

[xxx920]

You're the moron that they invented to make me an IDIOT!!

[singinonastar11]

THIS...SENTENCE...IS.........F­ALSE!!!

[MinecraftSuperFilms]

4:52 FTW

[pizza2639]

noo no no no dont get mad......get GLaD :D

[eriinthehedgehog22]

POTaTOS

Portable

Operational

Tuber

and

Terrible

Operative

System

:D

[TransformiceJuckter1]

@eriinthehedgehog22 You top comment stealer...

[eriinthehedgehog22]

@TransformiceJuckter1 D:

[supertoasteroftoast]

@eriinthehedgehog22 holy shit, are you a wizard?

[88FingersEddward]

GLaDOS is the best character ever. Period. Under real AND fictional circumstances. Out of all of the books, movies, and video games created by man. She wins.

[OptrickTafire]

@88FingersEddward Space Sphere argues with SPACCCCCCE

[Zichir0]

Where can we dowload these sounds???

[MrDeathslayerr]

@Anime2351 I BOOBYTRAPPED THE LIKE BUTTON

[Houdye]

1 idiot who disliked is wheatley

[TeaPot1505]

Potat-

O PERATING

S YSTEM

[noname1247]

take the lemons, set the house on fire....

[legoguy813]

1 person is a bird

[firelordA2]

one potato disliked this vid

[SirPhatniss]

i love glados :D

[Jonah64100]

@Anime2351 lol

[OzaiFan]

This sentence is false.

[Bridges626]

@OzaiFan don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it

[tehRSlosers]

"I hope you didn't write any of them, BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!" 3:29

[cindycat214]

@tehRSlosers It's actually 3:33

[tehRSlosers]

@cindycat214 But the actual phrase starts at 3:29 the words I spoke of starts at 3:33

[InsanelyRia]

AHH! Bird! BIRD! KILL IT! It's /EVIL/......

[TheRandomnessx7]

yeah take lemons, burn his house down, yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh i like this guy

[Jac0bBau3r1995]

2:35 sounds plane wrong.

[Maxdg1013]

The reason Chell doesn't talk is because there's no real humans there (from her point of view). She would be talking to computers if she did talk.

[imblue2111]

Am i the only one who laughed when she screamed WHAT THE HELL!?

[RGavin11]

I wonder what music Glados DOES like ?

[HyperArorea]

first... a year in the incinerator

...year 2.... chryogenic refridgeration wing

...thennnnn 10 years in the chamber i built where all the robots scream at you...

...THEN ill kill him >:J

[InvaderJanjan]

PotaDos

[Brainkey2]

@InvaderJanjan Its POTaDOS

[parasole42]

some of these quotes I don't remember, I think I might have missed something.

[26SOFTBALLGIRL]

Wheatly Disliked This Video

[ShockGamingHQ]

POTATO

[gaaraxnejixcute]

She sounds like Ke$ha

[MrViele83]

GLaDOS is Caroline. she deleted herself

[That70BrawlBandicoot]

@MrViele83 Caroline is a part of GLaDOS. She deleted that part.

[MrViele83]

@That70BrawlBandicoot thats what i said

[That70BrawlBandicoot]

@MrViele83 No, you didn't.

[MrViele83]

@That70BrawlBandicoot uh not word for word what i said meant it

[mattstorm360]

@That70BrawlBandicoot Caroline is GLaDOS. She forgot who she is years ago when they made here in to a AI and kept turning here on and off. And by doing that it fucked with here mind and that is what caused here to forget she is Caroline

She is mad at every one there becuse they put her in a robot. so she killed them.

[That70BrawlBandicoot]

@mattstorm360 She said she deleted Caroline, and well, she didn't die. So, Caroline's just a part of GLaDOS now, maybe at the beginning it was just 'Caroline', but I think she developed an alter ego, or something like that

[mattstorm360]

@That70BrawlBandicoot well how did i know that? I AM A POTATO!

[makedarkroses]

"I hope you didn't write any of them, BECAUSE IM A POTATO!"

xDDD

[Moothereporter]

YEAH TAKE THE LEMONS! YEAH YEAH YEEEAH!

Chell: ...

[KoalaSnufflies]

This seriously made my brain hurt

[r0cket90]

"oh good my slow clap made it in here"

[wolf5860]

"No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literaly do not have the energy to lie to you."

[Anitamomitainator]

I hope you didnt write any of them BECAUSE IM A POTATO

[LittleMissLidii]

THIS...SENTENCE..IS...FALSE!!

[breaksystembse]

Just to think...this is Caroline.

[NeVeC10809]

BIRD! KILL IT!!! ITS EVIL!!!!!!!!

[otumococo]

AHH BIRD BIRD, KILL IT! it's evil....

[AdrianFranciscoNinja]

How are you holding up? ...BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!

[FlammingPuddles]

you really do have brain damage don't you? :D

[StudioJango]

portal 3 wont come out cuz the voice actor for chell is dead

[mannystella]

@StudioJango she did i can play hey voice :D

me:.........

[mannystella]

@StudioJango she did!? i can play her voice :D

me:.........

[jamessonic5621]

@StudioJango derp, chell doesn't have a voice actor.. she's mute..

[piemanization]

@jamessonic5621

No, actually she isn't mute, she just refuses to talk because then GLADos can berate her for that.

[jamessonic5621]

@piemanization Um, No, I'm pretty sure valve confirmed she's mute.

[Hiilumaru]

@StudioJango How can Chell have a voice actor? She can't talk.

[scooney56]

@Hiilumaru SHE HAS A MODEL FOR THE FAE OF CHELL

[Hiilumaru]

@scooney56 ...Which they've already included in the games, meaning that they already have all the data for her appearance saved.

By the way, caps lock is NOT cruise control for cool. It just makes you look stupid.

[StudioJango]

@Hiilumaru that the point duh

[Hiilumaru]

@StudioJango I'm sorry, could you try using grammar? And I'm not sure what you were referring to. did you mean that Caps lock makes you look stupid, or that Chell's appearance is already programmed and saved?

[MouseyRouse]

i hope you didnt write any of them because i'm a potato

:D

[Soldierx1stclass]

3:20 LOL

[dethklok80]

"It's hard to see, what is that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep-fat fryer." when does she say this part?

[scratchyoshi]

@dethklok80 It was going to be used in the scene where you pick up POTaTOS, but was cut.

[Mx41204]

And now I get turned on by Ellen McLain's voice. Thanks Valve :D :-bd

also, 4:45 is epic. just epic

[cyberjoel]

2:32 Uhh is GLaDOS having a fantasy?

[thatonefish]

@cyberjoel yah i woke my parents up laughing from that

[fireace213]

if anyone wants i have the quotes from the first one :3

[GTG12ification]

Why do i feel an internet troll is speaking trough GladOS

[Derconmann]

Then 10 years in the chamber I created were robots scream at you. Oh how I love GLaDOS.

[PivUHT0107]

"I was getting so lonely down here..It's good to finally hear someone else's voice..I'm kidding of course...GOD, I hate you."

[aczom2]

wheatly=cake core

blue, stupid ideas (acid in cake), stuck to glaDOS at some point...

[mrbigman13bb]

Yeah YEAH yeah YEAH.. Oh I like this guy O_o

[musefanatical1]

@HarruHappy1779 don't think about it! don't think about it! don't...

[musefanatical1]

how/when does PotatOS say "Yes, I'm STILL a potato"?

[RowdaKitty]

Porltato

[ikbenbasoe]

It's a potato with a robot eye ? 0.o

[MrCocoashot]

@ikbenbasoe A potato can power about 5 volts of energy, so GlaDOS was put into a potato while wheatly was in GlaDOS' body

[Thundra608]

AHHH!! Bird, kill it!!!! ITS EVIL!!!

[souske25]

but sawing my own head off sounds so much more entertaining.

[DeathBeNotProud98]

Hearing her voice again just... Ok, I don't have an explanation, but it honestly feels nice to hear her voice again. (I finished the game in a matter of about 9 hours, so these are really the only times I can hear her say these words again.) P.S. I hope they make a Portal 3 :D