The Short Life & Death of God

[fridamorelia]

hahahah !

Very funny !

I believe in faries, and you know what??

I have one right beside me. . . no! not one, MANY! ! !

:D

[HexenX]

The title of the video, and your Skeptic name made me think this was going to be more poignant... But, funny nonetheless!

[Xelanderthomas]

0:38 best moment ever... "I would like a cookie...from the fairies..."

[davisfleetwood]

where ARE the fucken cookies?

[U2bianSynic]

Davis, stop makin' like you ain't got no cookies.

I KNOW you been hidin' some. Gimme the cookies, dammit.

[meltrue7]

You have to BELIEVE harder my dear for the cookies are held by the highest of fairies and thus you must show your pennance to receive them.

BTW, I lauged so hard I cried. SUBSCRIBED!!!

[ItalianStallionette]

Isn't this perfect.

I'm a fairy... AND

a coookie... ;)

Here's your fuckin' cookie... hahhahaha

[Alexknobsob]

Fairies exist in another, parallel dimension to ordinary perception.

[kub73158]

To the one in this video & many others out there-have hope~your illnesses can be cured.

[U2bianSynic]

You got cookies...?

[LankyDang]

Hey Syd, love yer Flying Cosmic Hippo cookies ;)

[ravenlaughs]

Every time I watch one of these vids I am reminded of just how brilliant you are!

[love4colours]

giggles of laughter :)

[limeslimey]

Love it! Welcome back Syd.

[justacure]

man.... that was nice. very nicely presented. good point. *high fives* and such.

[daligoddess2006]

My family visited this church once. They had cookies on a table near the entrance. A little boy--a member of the church, wanted a cookie and these church ladies shooed him away from the table, saying that the cookies were for the "guests" and he knew better. "Come to the Dark Side, We Have Cookies" has had a whole new meaning for me since then. BTW, our family left in the middle of the sermon. The preacher was saying the church was going to take over the world by taking over radio and t.v.

[daligoddess2006]

The preacher was also being derogatory toward blacks and homosexuals. We couldn't get out of that place fast enough. And No, we didn't eat their cookies! Probably a good thing. They may be filled with brain washing drugs.

[medicinesocks]

hi this is yr faerie godsister again. my boyfriend says to tell you; "'Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee- and this means you!'" (he's quoting an old national lampoon from way back in the nineteen seventies. didn't think anyone from back then could remember that far, huh. you've inspired us!

[papackar]

Be patient. Eat your vegetables. After you die, you will go to the great bakery and be rewarded for believing in fairies.

[U2bianSynic]

Obviously, you are conspiring with the fairies.

They are cruel and petty.

[musosf]

Cookies taste SOOO good that I want to believe fairies will bring them to me. But they never fucking showed up so I guess I have to find the cookies my own damn self.

aka love this and welcome back!

[U2bianSynic]

The cookies are a lie.

Move on with your life. 

(and thanks!!)

[eaglecrowowl]

I like how uninhibited your are here.  :)

[Ranblv]

Well if not cookies how about some fairy dust?

[U2bianSynic]

Wow. Flashback.

;o)

[alphaba2]

I'm game.  I'll believe in anything make believe.

[U2bianSynic]

Welcome to the American Dream.  ;o)

[Clarachk]

SYYYDDDDDDDD! VH's sucked you in! I missed you too. I found you elswhere last week. Damn! I bet that's where the f*cking Cookie Faerie went too. Tell those b*stard VHeads to give him back! Now that you mention it, my milk b*tch pissed off aswell. Do I need to buy a leash?

[U2bianSynic]

Yes, go buy a leash. And while you're at it, can you get me some cookies?

and milk?

and...maybe some jujubees?

[Clarachk]

(witing a list... or else I'll forget)

Leash

Jujubees (how about Mike n Ikes?)

Cookies

Milk (whole or skim?. Skim works better for the glue)

[Weezie1957]

Syd- I missed you. Glad to see you back- hope you are going to stay!! Love ya!!

[U2bianSynic]

Thanks Sara! Yes, I'm staying. YouTube has its downside, but it's really improved over the last year!

[IXGertXI]

::giggles madly:: Long time no see, woman. That just Cracked me up. Thank YOU!!!

[U2bianSynic]

Your pleasure is my pain. or something like that.

Happy new year Gert!

[kayleewyatt]

Hey syd!!!I love cookies, and I believe in pineapple people!

[U2bianSynic]

Wait...I'm only now reconciling the fact that the cookies are a lie, and NOW you bring PINEAPPLE into the picture?? Have you no compassion for my plight...? What do I have to do to get the pineapple...huh? Do I have to dance a jig and rub my tummy? Tell me!! Tell me how I get me some pineapple!!!

oh, and happy new year Kaylee

[kayleewyatt]

ooo, the pineapple is everywhere, it is all around you, cut to shallow, and its prickly, cut too deep, and you could miss all the good parts... such is life

so let your drink not be bitter

and the chunks not be sqooshy!

i.e., et cetera. et cetera

HAPPY NEW YEAR SYD!!!!!!!LYA

[PrincessDiana161]

Some of my best friends are fairies :)

Happy New Year Syd!!

[U2bianSynic]

They're very convenient for us gals to have around. For some reason, they dress us better than we dress ourselves.

[PrincessDiana161]

and they sure know how to decorate a room!

[sarahkellett]

flmao!!!

[cdeeryart]

Just when I had given up on ever laughing again... damn, now I have to start over.

[U2bianSynic]

It's a new year!! Wooo!

(thanks for the sweet comment)

[gabrielized]

There's NO COOKIES??? What kind of wack job fairies are these, anyway?? Any fairy worth their salt can come up with a simple cookie. DAMN!

[U2bianSynic]

I am so disillusioned. You have no idea. How was I supposed to know I had to clap and say it? I mean, what kind of ass-kissing demand is THAT? What are we...? We're nothing but little ass-kissing, hand-clapping, cookie-wishing ROBOTS to them? They LAUGH at us from up high while we go cookie-less.

Oh, the humanity!!!

[gabrielized]

(... and the whole time I watched, I said to myself, 'oh, no, she's not clapping her hands!! she's not clapping!! Oh NO!!!!' That's what a run of being in Peter Pan onstage will do to you. lol.;-)

[angryislander56]

chocolate cookies....

[U2bianSynic]

Didn't you hear? The cookies are a lie!

And you taunt me with chocolate cookies, as if they exist!!!! You are cruel and petty, indeed.

[angryislander56]

Yes. That's right.There is no such thing!

(brushes chocolaty crumbs from shirt)

[andymooseman]

OMG That was brilliant & precisely why i'd like to see more of you over here at YT ;)

[U2bianSynic]

Yes SIR, Mr.Mooseman, SIR!!

;o) you will

A lot's changed here, for the good! I'm finding all kinds of goodies that I didn't know they added!

[andymooseman]

It's good see i have some kind of influence around here ;)

[1000You2b0001]

The Cookie Monster, of course, seized all of the cookies for redistribution to his gang.

[U2bianSynic]

Dang. Sesame Street's changes since I been there. Come to think of it, Snuffelufuguss was poppin' ludes way back then, so I guess it ain't that surprising.

[ktazzman]

i want some cookies too and milk

[U2bianSynic]

Haven't you learned anything!??? The cookies are a lie!

;o)

[mystimayhem]

I Believe in Faeries and Cookies - bumper sticker is written all over that statement.

or perhaps

"where's the fucking cookies" should be my next mug design...

haha so great

[U2bianSynic]

Sure!! Go ahead and PROFIT from my pain and distress. But have the decency, at least, to buy me some cookies, k?

[BellaTheHappyLoser]

Ha, YES!

I knew i know you from la tubes.

[U2bianSynic]

Doh!! I've been found.

Don't tell the VloggerHeathen that I've been double-dippin'. They're jealous and petty like that.

[UpDownMostly]

Yeah, you're whacked. :)  Happy New Year.

[U2bianSynic]

You're only NOW seeing that?

Hey Tim- hope you're doin' okay and this year brings you less pain and bit more certainty around your health. Take care.

[OhCurt]

Got milk?

[U2bianSynic]

Got a glue trap for fairies?

[Clarachk]

He does if he has some vinegar and a strainer... and if you have baking soda to go with that milk..... Let's make TRAPS!

[limapal00za]

I believe in jelly bellies.. =)

[U2bianSynic]

hey, whatever works. At least you got SOMEthin'.

[Blinkazoid]

The Keebler Elves generally bring me my cookies. The Devil has started using my body as a fat repository. Ergo the Keebler Elves are most definately in league with the Devil. If there really are any Cookie Fairys out there I'm sure their doing the Devil's bidding as well, LOL.

[U2bianSynic]

Wow, that explains Devil Dogs. Are the Twinkies in on it? Little Debbie...she always did creep me out..and Pepperidge Farms, that's like the snack version of Stepford Wives.

It's all making sense now. TwinkieJesus is the anti-crist!!

[Blinkazoid]

Little Debbie is the most evil of all. Her products are both tasty and cheap. Obviously the price of them is subsidized by the Devil!

[medicinesocks]

a message from yr fairy godsister: the fucken cookies are on aisle 7 of yr frikken supermarket! no applause, just throw money

[U2bianSynic]

Note to self: aisle seven, frikken supermarket is where them fairies holdin' the cookies are.

(No money til your story pans out, busta)

[BradThunder]

Fairy cookies. 'Foockies'!

[U2bianSynic]

What, you gonna go market it now and actually profit from my painful saga!!!???

Cool.

[Clarachk]

LMFAO!

[inspectorjury]

"Fucking Cookies"? They are of course off engaged in coitus, or maybe just oral sex. You know like when you eat em!

[U2bianSynic]

You, sir, have not lost your touch.

Good to see ya, Dave, you nasty boy, you.

;o) Happy new year!

[LeSaMilano]

I know where to get fairy cookies - heck I also know where to get the clap! But I've sworn off everything, resolutions and all. ;)

Happy New Year. :)

[U2bianSynic]

I have resolved to personally hunt those fairies down, hang them up by their scrawny little toe-nails and pelt them with rock and garbage.

oh, happy new year to you, too!!

[ItalianStallionette]

I'm a fairy, and I have a cookie for you.

[debstef]

Maybe a muffin?

[U2bianSynic]

uh uh, you DI-in't!!!!

[debstef]

I like girlie muffins. ESPECIALLY ones that are mashed together. WAIT! That was horrible. I guess there's no coming back now! I DO like them mashed together!

[U2bianSynic]

You are SICK!!!! I missed ya.

[debstef]

Thank god somebody did.

[U2bianSynic]

I left YouTube six months ago because I couldn't stand not having your cookies all to myself. Now I'm back and you TAUNT ME LIKE THIS?

You are cruel, indeed.

[CoZzMiX]

OMG... you did it "whatever it is" again!

You know there is a CoZzMiX who Loves You... in a friendly nice way, not a creepy odd way!!! ;)

Happy New Year...

[U2bianSynic]

Happy new year, Howard!!

I'm gonna take the short cut and buy us both some cookies. ;o)

[1liljet]

I'm clapping!

[U2bianSynic]

Thanks Bernadette!! I got two dollars for whatever cookies might come of it ;o)

[YTsHaDoWkNiGhT]

Lol! I too believe!

[U2bianSynic]

It's no use. There ain't no cookies.

[foundonline]

Well, at least I can buy cookies at a store. :P (Dunno where to get the fairies though)

[U2bianSynic]

Me neither. Know where I can get me some good metaphors for life's universal themes?  ;o)

[proudyke]

((SYD!)) so wonderful to see u again. I believe in faeries and cookies too!

[U2bianSynic]

((LUCIE!!!))

So good to see ya. I've been...busy..playin' in da Ning-iverse. I'm-a gonna try to get back into the Tubes here, though, as a way to simplify my e-life. The irony doesn't escape me... ((HUGS!))

[SighNotSo]

hee

[ameh78]

cookie fairies...mmmm....fairies made out of cookies?!? twice the pleasure of eating them....ooooo....

[U2bianSynic]

*gasp!!* Amy's a fairy-eater!!!!

(goes to get her fairy costume on...)

[ameh78]

I want seconds of that! ... maybe thirds..and fourths?

[U2bianSynic]

Oh, c'mon. REAL fairy-eaters don't do leftovers. I'm so disappointed. :o(

(goes and clicks on "audio preview" for the shits-and-giggles factor)

[ameh78]

ey! who said anything about leftovers?! I believe in cleaning my plate!

(yeah just did that.. I sound like a man!)

[FantasticBabblings]

I definitely believe in cookies. I know a few fairies, but I don't believe in them.

[U2bianSynic]

The cookies are a lie!!! All fairies are cruel and petty...

[vjdunn]

I'm very pleased, to see that the new year hasn't messed with your head, your thinking as clear as ever..

[U2bianSynic]

Give it a little time...

;o)

[BluEyedDaizy]

You've OD's on Twinkies again...haven't you. ;)

[BluEyedDaizy]

Heh...I meant OD'd. *grin*

[U2bianSynic]

What a pleasure it is to see ya!!

Cookies are good, but Twinkies are forever!

I mean that. Twinkies have a shelf-life of eternity. Now that's reliable.

[Pleblian]

Jesus! oops I mean, Tinker Bell! where the hell have you been?

[U2bianSynic]

I was on a pilgrimage and traveled the hills of Peppridge Farms for half a year, but I found nothing but disillusionment and empty carbs.

I have returned now to the land of digital gluttony.

[Tobie2]

LMAO!

I do believe you are as crazy as I am...

bye the bye....is that a disco ball behind you or are ya just happy to see me?

[U2bianSynic]

It is indeed a disco ball but I only put it up in anticipation that I might see you. You can't tell, but the BeeGees 8-track is amped up and I am awash in floating glitter.