The Ultimate Women Jokes

[yandenditt]

SO FUNNEH JOKE!!@^*&^%#$E

[niamhf421]

Jesus? o: Your back.

[TZIDuffman]

HERES 1

whats easier to pick up the hevier it gets

.......

women

[eyewitness92]

"bumm bumm tshhh!"

[MolecularMoonlight]

Now have a video on "The Ultimate Men Jokes," as told by a woman. That would be great. You could use, for example, how men are only good for heavy lifting and confounding for amusement... oh, and fart jokes. My vibrator accomplishes more in a day and with greater skill. XD

[ParillosCovers]

This isn't really even that funny. I think it was just the person telling the jokes. He made them unfunny.

[doomgrave1]

its the messiah!

[thecoolkidnoonelikes]

Cons: Crappy Jokes.

Pros: Badass Beard!!!

[xXTheSmittyXx]

Told by Jesus...

[TheMonkeykillah]

the only funny thing in this video is that bearded retard

[TeeShirtsAndConverse]

he looks like jesus *-*

[FeeldahVibe001]

thumbs up if you clicked thinking the thumbnail was suppose to be jesus

[afghangorilla]

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”

[Myking55]

Beer is empty. prop fail.

[TheCrazyFinn]

You suck!

[TheEdmander]

I love that god damn beard, and fucking hair.

[MrVDC1996]

hes high lmao

[Shady2viewer]

61 people are women, no im serious...

[djkub1]

He probably likes his neighbor joseph more then he does his wife

[fatalkingsRS]

the last time he got some ass is when his finger slipped through the toilet paper....

[DivineTengoku]

*du dun....shhhh*

[IMPULZEiV]

Jokes about feminine hygiene are totally inappropriate

period.

[Russ1anPk]

Dear Jesus Christ..

No wonder you got killed 2000 years ago, if u drink beer in public and bash women.

Yours truly the world.

[NVaizard]

Terrible timing and intonation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a piece of shit and a waste of time on purpose. Well, mission acomplished. Who cares if it's supposed to be unfunny? Does it make it any better?

[studio8]

@NVaizard Yes, it makes it much better. That's the answer to your question you asked.

[NVaizard]

@studio8 Retorical question. Besides, the like/dislike ratio answers this better than you or me. Quick brain teaser for you:

Q: What looks like a piece of shit, people think it's a piece of shit and was created to look like a piece of shit?

A: A piece of shit.

[studio8]

@NVaizard Wrong!

The correct answer is: Your attitude.

[NVaizard]

@studio8 lol that was clever. Seriously. I'm not trying to be sarcastic, snob or anything, I'm honestly saying good one xD But really, the guy sucks. On porpuse or not, he is still sucking. Sorry if you're a fan and gets offended, but it's true. Maybe he is a good comedian sometimes, I don't know, but that particular show was painfully terrible. Just... awfull. A good comedian playing a bad comedian can be considered a good actor, at best, but he is still doying bad comedy. That's his goal.

[MrMadisun]

Its not funny on purpose u Tards!

[oJEzUSxpwns]

how can people not like this he loks like fucking jesus first of all so tht makes it a funny before he even started telling the jokes

[studio8]

@oJEzUSxpwns But he's also funny AFTER he starts telling the jokes...

[edgefan5ify]

@studio8 not really

[YoungunStudios]

I thought he was jesus.....

OR is he :P

[slashedneptune]

you suck.

[studio8]

@slashedneptune No way! Who told you that?

[dannyrenee08]

Fail. -__-

[studio8]

@dannyrenee08 =========D

[FloJo888]

It's like I searched "Non-funny comedy" on YouTube.. That was terrible.

[bisleybob3]

You owe me 50 seconds of my life

[studio8]

@bisleybob3 You still have another minute of video to watch, so technically, YOU still owe US...

[needspeed13]

You want some real funny? Search 'Show Me Your Genitals'

[dannyrenee08]

@needspeed13 OMG I love that xD

[Tomi32363]

good thing he cant see the audience

[BlackKnightDipper]

who the hell is he talking to?



[orientalunicorn]

rock jam are you a women?

[orientalunicorn]

rock jam are you a women?

[gibsonsgkid]

I am a follower of Jesus and I take this offensive!

[Mrdetail41]

why is jesus drinking beer and talking about women? thumbs up?

[bradandthedawgs11]

fagget

[Nitemare1104]

This made me want to staple my nuts to a chair and throw it at a wall

[thisclipsucksalot]

how many hobos does it take to tell a joke?

none cuz like this guy they r the joke

[Mehlwurm18]

Was this supposed to be not funny or is it accidentaly that lame?

I honestly want to know.

[pigbeenis]

Big butts are kind of like race cars too; I don't own any.

[BastianKummer]

i like his beer!

[rockjam222]

this isnt funny at all

[10kzebra]

Trew is one funnyass mofo. Keep 'em coming!

[TheMadStork83]

JESUS HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[voxz72]

@TheMadStork83 lmao i was thinking exactly the same when i saw the picture "Jesus Is Back"

[TheMadStork83]

@voxz72 lmao, that is hilarious. I must admit, I love this guys look. The long hair and the beard is great.

[MrApplehead321]

@TheMadStork83 JESUS!!!



[goldengrindz]

Jesus should not do stand up

[LcplHabon]

@goldengrindz No he should not. LOL

[dirtyness3335]

is this supposed to be not funny? im not sure, coz americans are never funny sooo

[sgtcampsalot]

This is inspired. Beautiful.

[number1ftg]

iz this liek a Timm Allan ?!? Lolz..

[buddahbubbuh]

You should hide stuff in your beard, I'm sure you get arrested a lot looking like that. They probably won't search you there, and if they do...act surprised.