Techno Viking with subtitles

[sirAthrus]

The dance Techno Viking performs for us has no steps, it has no real name.......It is simply......Techno Viking.

[cooperwlsn]

when technoviking Fus Roh Dah's it actually works

[zhual]

haha thx bro for the word "strudelkopf" - never heard before (i'm german). tonight i will call everyone  "hey strudelkopf!!" :D

btw, WTF is "Krumbaschniedschie"? wtf!

[zer0nable]

2:45 best part .. pissed in my pants

this video is good like the original

[metallicakyle24]

D-does anyone know the t-title of th-thi-this s-song?

[3llenDD]

this would never happen in england,,, students would have to give up their EMA if the techno viking came to town!!! booooo :(((

[BinhoDemais]

Epicness starts at 01:30.

[thisdikthisdixkmofo]

this has to be a gay parade. the title at the end of the original says "fuckparade" 2000. funny, he grabs the guy for grabbing the girl. damn near whips his ass, then at the end goes submissivly with the guy who tugs his beard. x is a hell of a drug!

[thisdikthisdixkmofo]

this dude needs to be on ufc! do that shit up to the ring.

[joebarrrs]

@thisdikthisdixkmofo he is! google keith jardine lol

[VSlife31]

Did anyone else notice the guy looking up at the gods is the same one that runs into the girl in the beginning?

[FrankiEmo92]

The guy at the end pulled his beard...ha

[azzedinify]

i want to fight this guy

[fxfrms]

MDMA is a helluva drug!

[MrSasparilla]

technoviking vs chuck norris?

[hexmeohdear]

native of Skyrim!

[MrBolless]

1:03 shouldnt have subtitles. the point speak for itself.

[kahikoaboiz]

GIVE THAT MOTHER FUCKER SOME GLOWSTICKS!!

[brandonGCHACHU]

RIP Mr. Technoviking.

[grimreaper2471]

So this is what tripping on E's does to ya hmmmmmmmm

[ZeroPermission]

100 people did not please the gods with their rythmic dance movements and shirtless sex acts.

[SobriquetP]

@chitown1966 "White" culture? Really? Because I don't know ANYTHING about German culture. Not even Swedish, Irish, or Jewish culture for that matter; but I guess that doesn't matter since they're all white apparently. I'm sorry, but what you said is hurtfully prejudiced.

[malveaux15]

if Terry Crews was german...

[MRSupernova100]

he is so fucking dangerously awesome that i dont know what to say...

random comments ftw,,, -.-

[TampaHayes]

I don't know,he has man boobs...dance on

[demonkid1255]

i can only imagine the amount of pussy das technovikiong get at raves, i so want to party with him!

[HakotenX]

He has nice boobs.

[snowboredsnj]

the blue haired girl pleased techno viking... where did she go?

[Rigelob]

NEED FEMALE

[mastap693]

what songs are those?

[MultiCrystal1980]

die subtitles sind so geil... ALL HEIL!!!

[MrAnimusVox]

sometimes i like rubbing vasoline on my entire body and pretending im a slug.

[chitown1966]

how sad to see the white race commit cultural suicide. Look at Europe and now its on the decline.

[Horthgar404]

@chitown1966 Youtube comments aren't the appropriate place for writing an epitaph for Europe.

[vaq90]

@chitown1966 ha, true

[ISmashBeavers]

@chitown1966 This is like 10 years old. Fucktard.

[chitown1966]

@ISmashBeavers damn, its worse than I thought. oh well fuck you and die of AIDS you race traitor.

[Vaportrail69]

He could hold Chuck Norris's tap shoes....

[ididit1ful]

is techno viking real msg me dont comment

[NaughtyCrumbBum]

You can only give offerings in that of upside down water bottles

[PsychoGingerBitch]

EEEEEPIC FUCK! I FEEL REJUVENATED

[dirty1533]

Epic Man !!! OILD BUT GOLD

[MrSkullballer]

This shit is epic

[Arturokazama]

i'm really want to dance there only to meet the Great Techno Viking

[zooqqa]

tell me the music in video pls?

[williamvcloud1]

all heil techno viking!!!!!

[felixdahcat]

haha subtitles? half is in german

[boloyung9]

Have you noticed that Techno Viking has taken the peanut butter jelly time dance, added lot's of Kung Fu and awesomeness and created this.

[BTjeen]

4 the lolz

[Brice855464]

Thumbs up if technoviking should become a superhero.

[shadowq2temp]

@Brice855464 technoviking is ALREADY a superhero !

[TheStargateNerd]

@Brice855464

Become?

[RPGfiend]

@Brice855464 Techno Viking should be on the German flag and currency.

[curujia]

@Brice855464 ... he is already a superhero, I think his name is Thor or something!

[dutchmaster188]

@Brice855464 thought the same shit

[BetrayedAngel91]

"Heil"? Seriously?

Sorry, dude, but I haven't seen a collection of german words in a video this random. And; turning out this inappropriate. Please refrain from using words and phrases centuries after they were common.

Da hat jemand seine Hausaufgaben nicht gemacht...

[The0d0r1c]

@BetrayedAngel91 stop being such a Stasi-fag and be nice for a change. seriously, you're not making Germans look any better by being a dick.

[BetrayedAngel91]

@The0d0r1c Well at first, I'd like to know how accuracy regarding language builds a relation between the Stasi and me, second, please do not confuse a troll with a polite person - or, in other words; you with me. And last, why don't you just try greeting german people in the manner this video suggest and please, don't be too confused by the way they're avoiding you like the plague. Maybe they're just shy.

[The0d0r1c]

@BetrayedAngel91 Dude, learn english. Please. And please, stop being so passive aggressive and grow a sense of humour.

[BetrayedAngel91]

@The0d0r1c Okay, to prove that I have indeed a sense of humor; let's make a dea: I learn english, you learn german and we meet again on more friendly ground. And by the way, I never said the video wasn't fun. It just makes you feel uncomfortable after a while to see your language thrown around in a way it just shouldn't be.

[The0d0r1c]

@BetrayedAngel91 dude, I can read German fine; got a diploma to prove it. And yes, this is rather bad, but it's also meant humorously, which ought to be allowed.

[BetrayedAngel91]

@The0d0r1c Well, I see no problem then. I'm in no position not to allow it, I have no problem with the vid itself or the creator, and at least you admit it's bad. I just thought that using the word "stasi-fag" on me was rather rude. Just for the record, I'm a girl. Do you want to continue talking via private messages or just leave it at that? I'm happy with both.

[The0d0r1c]

@BetrayedAngel91 I was using crude hyperbole with that. I like messing with Germans a bit too much, sorry... Nah, I'm fine with how it is now.

[Alexk3454]

KEEP THE TECHNOVIKING IN SHOT WIENERSCHNITZEL!

Quote of the century.

[Stormdelight]

hahaah best subtitles ever

lmao

[harponeta]

he will lead the 4 th reich:(

[olentattimies]

@harponeta

there is nothing to that can or want to even try to stop it :()

[sylvanase]

TechnoViking was actually Thor.

[Th3L4d]

some people say that the techno viking was cast from the mould of Chuck Norris!

[07ude]

get out da way, he's raving into mordor, shits goin down

[artz132]

his man boobs are jiggling

[DmitriRussian]

what the heck is teckno viking?

[logomoso123]

@DmitriRussian your obviiously not so familiar with the internet i see? well let me say this to you, TECHNO VIKING FUCING RULES!!!

[DmitriRussian]

@logomoso123 you're obviously a nerd that needs to chill out and quit failing on making comebacks i dont look up old dudes with fake abs

[logomoso123]

@DmitriRussian anything else you want to add? maybe some more trolling?

[DmitriRussian]

@logomoso123 hmm im not the one who answered rudely to an innocent question. your the troll and a hater and annoying

[logomoso123]

@DmitriRussian i dont see any rudeness in my comment, anything else?

[DmitriRussian]

@logomoso123 do you honestly think you're antagonizing? you have no comebacks

[logomoso123]

@DmitriRussian im not trying to by antagonizing, neither do i plan on comebacks. anything else?

[DmitriRussian]

@logomoso123 Yes, you can shut your mouth, anything else from you comrade?

[logomoso123]

@DmitriRussian nope thats all i wanted thnx

[DmitriRussian]

@logomoso123 no problem

[IAmKing1417]

@DmitriRussian @logomoso123 Now Now girls you're both pretty

[DmitriRussian]

@IAmKing1417 far from girl but am handsome xD

[ZombieFerd]

This is truly demented

[bertibubu]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[HellsDM09]

Real life Matthias Nillson from Mercenaries.

[Cantrell907]

Funniest shit ever it's amazing what x and roids will do for a person...I figured he would go ape shit on the entire crowd for not joining in with his epic dances moves

[xcentrik12]

no one can just dance into the Mordor like that unless your the techno viking

[TheSplitMind]

he is the only man who can kill chuck norris

[Ammzii]

That guy. That's the guy from Swedish Meal Time.

[evelyneverettgreen]

Can anyone tell me what is the name of the track from 2.10 onwards?

[Hrko1992]

the fact that i speak german and english, this is so hilarous LOL

[PurpleMoonYef]

@Hrko1992 your comment is more hilarious cause we don't hear any german words in the video to start with :) maybe you've mistaken this with the hitler is series.

[Hrko1992]

@PurpleMoonYef i meant the subtitles LOL

[boombox4321]

the technoviking loves this beat hahah

[sickdog2010]

chuck norris DID have a brother! and his name was TECHNOVIKING

[Fallowdear]

i love him he is more strong and better than CHUCK NORRIS!!!! xDDDDD

[Fallowdear]

i love him he is more strong and better than CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

[katie2ish]

Techno viking forever!!!!! i want to marry him and have little techno babies :-)

[aplayaz2000]

subtitles are jokes

[dennizblunts22]

Wtf O.o

[andorhalier]

Now i know who killed Osama..

[BluelightSpike]

Only Techno Viking can be angry and still enjoy himself.

It's a WAY OF LIFE.

[0miesaur]

Those people can't dance , it looks awkward as fuck

[NikoasuUzumaki]

I enjoy his jiggling pecks XD

[Mrmccubin95]

If chuck norris, techno viking and clint eastwood were to have a 3-way death match,who would win?

[TriggerHappyChicken]

@Mrmccubin95 The world would explode.

[DjChinT]

WATS THE NAME OF THE SONG IN 2:10 FUCKIN EARGASMIC!!!

[mayrite]

@DjChinT its called techno viking from apachee X

[computerman789]

When drugs enter technoviking he doesn't get high the drugs do!

[skytreker]

Your video and text pleases TECHNO VIKING!

[AA91DPU]

the german premier of thor went well i see

[lilwave123]

Dude, so funny.

[askadetra]

my thumbs are up for techoviking. what are the tracks names?

[Kayruul]

He probably prayed to Loki to enhance his dancing moves.

[toxie18]

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT SONG THEY ARE PLAYING FROM 2:10 ??? ITS AWESOME... PLEASE TELL THEN MY LIFE WILL ME SAVED!!!

[echtaetzend]

Ehm, these days in germany, peoply dont use words like "Strudelkopf" or "Krumbaschniedschie"...Krumbas­chniedschie? what the fuck? this isnt even a real word and Strudelkopf doesnt make sense at all you retard

[TheTweeker79]

@echtaetzend Its not supposed to, they're just some random German phrases/words sloppily put together, thats why its funny! Techno Viking does not need to make sense.

[edgarkiller]

technoviking is chuck norris father

[Rockdrigo0]

When drugs enter technoviking they get high.

[xboarder2x]

In communist russia, the music dances you!

[lakeislife1]

technoviking is my father!!!

[VancouverRaver]

I'd love to find out who this guy is so I can hire him for my next raves security in Vancouver

[DarkAge91]

un wqenn überhaupt musst du depp sagen all hail that du sackgesicht

[DarkAge91]

was hat des mit viking zu tun ?

nur weil irgendwelche schwuletten behaupten des des en viking is meint jez jeder des das stimmt

fickt euch des is ein homo in dem vid

[kervin3233]

Who's this caveman?

[dorkandproudofit]

@kervin3233 Caveman? He is none other than the most badass meme of all time, DAS TECHNOVIKING!

[eldorado303]

quite good

[bravenuggethead]

This beat gives the TECHNOVIKING....... A raging hard-on. NEED FEMALE!

[Donkeymeatpete]

Ive heard that the Techno Viking IS the only person who can KILL Chuck Norris. And also I was I could dance like that lol.

[AlanTookTheRedPill]

Chuck Norris v Techno Viking.

[xXCHubacaSlay3rXx]

i wish i could walk down the streets were TECHNO VIKING walked :)

[TriggerHappyChicken]

Techno viking simply dubsteps into Mordor

[D3s0L]

@TriggerHappyChicken he moonwalked up to sauron tower



[jamjamsterjiggidyjay]

@TriggerHappyChicken roflmao

[BlackHeart8452]

Behold, the true son of Odin!

[tacoburritokinghank]

TechnoViking vs OLD SPICE!

[ownagebutter]

@tacoburritokinghank u mad bro?

[Flamingdragonarse]

Your offer please the technoviking Roflmao

[3iHard]

can i haz this tack?

[JakeObBeren]

This guy reminds me of Thor!

[Trancefreak93]

SCHNELL!!!! HURYY! hahahah



[Jivanicus]

ecstasy is one helluva drug!

[LaidbackRobbie]

All hail the technoviking...

...hail technoviking

[BluelightSpike]

At 1:07, Techno Viking called that guy a "German Potato Pancake".

ONly HE can dare to call people the name of Random OBjects to actually offend.

We mortals would never understand such powers...

For all i know, i could be a "Chocolate Syrup Waffle".

[EarlyRave84]

The german answer of chuck norris!

[m0shp1tz]

America have Chuck Norris.. But we EUROPEANS HAVE THE ALL MIGHTY TECNHO VIKING!!!

This is the true POWER... TECHNO VIKING IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!

Oh well little Chucky at least in america you are a little hero... But if Tecnho Viking invade America, you can't do SHIIT!!

[zaster101]

@m0shp1tz chuck Norris > techno viking. you must be new here

[IndustrialGirl86]

Subtitles are hilarious and appropriate... and I would nail Technoviking to the wall.

That is all.

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs*

[EisbaerLps]

the techno viking is chuck norris dad and he told him everything he can.

HAIL TECHNOVIKING xD

[QCBEC]

He is the dude from fucking mercenaries 2 thats who it is

[DaClown21]

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ Berlin< :D

[reyshakquit]

Meanwhile in Europe....

[stratis74]

who is this nerd?

[andoc]

TechnoViking, protecting bluehaired women all over the world.... I bet chicks love him in Japan.

[Pocok4]

true german psychopath, give him a fucking axe and a bottle of bloodwine.

[bttlw4]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS A DIRECT COPY OF RAWCORE'S. IF YOU TYPE IN TECHNO AND SCROLL DOWN YOU WILL SEE TECHNOVIKING (CAPTIONS) YA THIS GUY DECIDED HE WAS FUNNY AND COPIED THE ENTIRE THING AND POSTED IT FOR HIMSELF. PUSSY

[cizcalodiablopanzon]

i wish techno viking were my father... HE RULES!!!!

[lakeislife1]

@cizcalodiablopanzon  technoviking is my father

[dudeguy371]

@cizcalodiablopanzon chances are that he is.

[tommypk86]

@cizcalodiablopanzon Ask your mother you might be lucky. Techno Viking has fathered over 9000 children.

[Wc3Helper]

@cizcalodiablopanzon you mean the Beowulf guy??? :D

[TheDocserge]

@cizcalodiablopanzon He probably is!

[MCPerfunctory]

Oh, damn, fucking funny xD

I'm german and some of those "subtitles" don't make sense or are... well, really stereotypical and fucked up... but damn... fucking funny^^

[ketanovas]

TechnoViking produces the bass beat with his pectorals.

[argoszombie]

1:04

HAHAHA epic way to flick some1 off XD

[TheDurationPlusFive]

2:40 - 2:57 Wait, you mean he was already done and dressed in under 20 seconds..?! -.-

[remute83]

you can buy the official tune on beatport now!

search for Winstan, Noia - Save Change and Exit

[Hekjal]

89 people are KLIEN IN DER HOSE!

[MolesMakeHoles]

HEIL

[MrBeautifulba1]

Why can't more humans have this kind of energy ??

[TheDudeman46]

Techno Viking neeed female lolz XD

[sundaydriverfromhell]

You kids doing druugs? drugs are good, m'cay

[Fr0st1989]

"Technoviking has pleased the gods!"

Technoviking cannot please that which he is.

[LoqueTheBoss]

@Fr0st1989

He can masturbate (which he wouldn't need to, everyone would submit to him xD )