Painful Memories.

[ApacheLife5465]

press 4 over and over is funny as hell.

[ligerandlyle2]

thank god for ketchup!

[TheRhymeBoy]

I got a cut right under my eye once... my brother was trying to make a wooden knife so he took the biggest sharpest knife he could find and when I run up to him it cuts through the wood and it slashes me right under the eye... dang that was scary..

[xTheEmoChickx3]

when i was 3, i jumped through my dad's coffee table. and some glass kinda got into my eyes. and now my eyes are a little weirder than most peoples'

[nerfshark90210]

keep pressing 1 for a weird noise

[nerfshark90210]

@nerfshark90210  ment 2

[5lydn]

i tried doing a backflip off a swing.. lucky my head saved my fall

[tommyhennigar]

@5lydn your head stopped the rest of your body from getting really hurt

[5lydn]

@tommyhennigar that it did. to think i could of realy hurt myself landing on my bum..

[tommyhennigar]

@5lydn lol

[TMMillerMarketing]

tip: DON'T EAT WHILE WATCHING THIS. YOU MIGHT..........WILL CHOKE

[TheMc1436]

One time, I was like 6 or 7 or a number or something. I was on his trampoline and jumped off and my tongue was out for some reason and I kneed myself right in the jaw which closed down right on my tongue which put a hole. Still spent the night at his house though.

[Spooce199]

Clearly when you turn nine you become immune to knife in the eye ;D

[killerr721]

how do u know what liquid shit tasts like

[ShiharaHime]

Show us your sister :U

[Alex13Kaplan]

WTF Is that liquid at 2:55??

[213UiLo]

and go to 3:02 XD

[213UiLo]

lol press 8

[MsStalkingYOURmom]

is the brown stuff what i think it was o.O

[vanne661]

yup i notice your eye is defferent like ahh size color and attachment

[Jennifer123001]

" i didn't want to grab a sharp knife" tooooooooooooooooooo cute<3333333333333

[131grace]

i tryed landing in a handstand to and i broke my arm and wrist it wasnet very cleaaver tbh :)

[InvasionofmyHeart]

fluffee-i didn't want to grab a sharp knife. i might cut something.

me-like the tape?

fluffee-like the tape.

me-O.o

[RaidenKetsueki]

i had a sharp stick in my mouth and i was walking and hit a wall and the stick made a hole in my mouth it hurt like hell for a week -_- i blame myself for being so stupid

[tjb2k8]

i broke my leg trying to do a front flip =(

[oreoangel1]

I dislocated my knee playing ping pong. -_-

[tamama150]

I broke my leg jumping on a tree stump in December there was black ice on it and it was probably -08 c out lol I'm a dumb ass

[smiletehk]

When i was little i was smart than that went away because i knew that life sucks dick.

[Cutie500ism]

I can't take this Fluffee!! Ur 2 fuckin funny

[leona850]

i remember being hurt alout when i waz younger but i dont remember how is tat normal???

[skulgirl123]

lovin the realistic blood, fluffee

[Kimblee1987]

When I was 12 I was grounded from my TV or from recording any of my shows (DBZ) I didn't listen & began to record the show, but when I left my room, I locked myself out XD; I went outside to open the window. Well, let's just say i didn't open it, but shattered the glass getting a huge gash in my arm. It was an inch away from the autary. My dad had to take me to the hospital. To this day I still have the scar >-< Note to Self: Never press against the window evne if you see your UNCLE doing it :3

[MadaraPeinNaruto]

Lol my mom stabbed herself through the tongue with a candy cane on a swing...yeah..... Not cool

[MsMyMy98]

lol, i luv ur vids fluffee u r hilarious

[sqweebs2]

I bit a hole in my tounge when I was little too. I hit my chin off of my moms head and bit STRIGHT through. Ouch.

[xoxopuppies12xoxo]

Lol I have NEVER injured myself

[misarivadulla]

"my parents are very caring.." *SMILES*

HAHAHAHA fluffee <3

[SillyBandedGecko]

when i was 1 i jumped out of a shopping cart while my mom was talking on the phone and then i went home and went without a cast for a day and then a day later THEN SHE decides to TAKE ME to the HOSPITAL and that was only 9 years ago

[thebeatlesheyjude]

So what was in the package?!?

[lushpuppie8]

one of my top left front tooth is missing because i decided to climb up a metal slide when i was 8 years old. it worked the first 2 times. the 3 time not so much. i did get my tooth fixed.

[kerri1431]

OmFG this video came out on mi birthday!!!

[MayaPacheco]

Lol

[MrStupidIdiots]

Wat else did u do as a kid that was stupid?

[PRTluvable]

Fluffee reminds me of Andrew Ryan Pardee

[XFutureTrunksX]

What was in the package?

[awesomesk8ter100]

a painful thin when i was 4 my mom died by cancer im 13 now and always cry at school

[omamosnova1]

fluffee I LOVE you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XChildOfTheMermaidsX]

MY BROTHER BROKE HIS ARM TRYING TO DO A HANDSTAND OF THE SWING TOO!! :D

[LondonVids13]

omg dont u just love his intro ahh its so funy

[Beastzombie000]

Thatsssss a nice empty cup of liquid shit you got there >:) Would be a sssshhhaamme if anything happend to it >:)

[ImaFez]

lol. my painful memory lasted for 2 years. saw porn for the first time on my sisters co,mputer when i was 8, didnt like left. 2 years l8er i was playing a game, it froze asked my dad to fix it and finds the porn. awe fuck!

[MalanaMuffin]

what was in the package!!!???

[pocketkid99]

hey man if i was you i would use your old intro i like i more

[COMEDOWNJUSTCOMEDOWN]

many people consider me smart, and I'd much rather be funny or whatever else than smart.

[Goldlucky13]

When I was 6 I had a friend over, i thought it would be hilarious to trip him just as he was about to go down the stairs. He somehow bit threw his bottom lip, there is still a scar and I will never live that down.

[OwlCityFan26]

well, good thing you didn't have a sharp knife!

[zackraistlin]

WHATS YOUR REAL FIRST NAME?

[Anonymousniper12]

damn i watched the ''your not funny vid'' and i was watching the outro it scared the shit out of me

[ihatenumbers987]

When I was 3 years old I was running around my dining room table for no apparent reason............... And I fell and knocked my two front teeth out!!!!!!!!! So I got my adult two front teeth by the time I was 6 or 7, which is when most people get their first LOOSE tooth. Ah, good times, good times. :)

[MinecraftTNTChick]

The same thing happened to me with the swing... except... after I landed on my rist... my face hurt.

[lukerretard]

what is that going in the air.......oh its liquid shit

[bornofosirisnut]

i like that special effect blood.

[MrCalijor]

i was got again by that FUCKING loud intro!!!

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

When I was 4, I ran into a wall and made a hole in my lip. I should've put a piercing in it. When I was 11, I was walking backwards up a hill. When I decide to turn around, I walk face first into a pole. I've had WAAAYYYY more accidents like that. I think my face likes smashing into things. FAIL!

[steph8030593]

What the hell why would your parents say something like that

[bluephantom76]

I was 5 i think and i was in kindergarden.We went to the park to play.I was playing tag with my friends and i fell.i saw something on my hand and I tried to brush it off since i thought it was from the ground when what really happened was a piece of glass went through my hand.I didnt feel any pain but I was scared as hell and it left a scar.At least to me so I never went back to that park

[muffincakes31]

lol haha lolzzy!

[hahamachine1]

When I was 4, I was thrown off of an Exercise trampoline, and I slid across the sidewalk..... on my FACE! But yeah, I look fine now.... At least, i think so?

[gummiiberr305]

2 days ago my lil bro fell on to a pole and hit his balls and my mom just told him to walk it off.he's 10

[littlemisswhatever42]

fluffie...whats your real name????? haha I'm gonna keep bugging u till u answer!!!!!

[ziptilt12]

@littlemisswhatever42 allen buckle

[JoelStevens100]

Fluffe....wtf was that shit spurting up?

[tinkerbell8609]

i wanna see what fluffee looks like when he was little :(

[TopZombiePlayers]

@tinkerbell8609 Ahhhhh Pedophile

[Chloejaynewilson043]

About the arm thing...Destrey from Desandnate did the same thing.....creeeeeeepy :)

[OzakiRain]

@Chloejaynewilson043 dude destrey awesome!

[DacuvaJ]

i broke my ankle playing basketball. i jumped up to block a shot then i fell on my ankle and it twisted in a 215 angle. but it gets better when i was walking to the bench it twisted again

[TheSasar12]

omg i have his address and name! his address is FLuffee Talks

P.O. Box # 1103

164 Sandalwood Pkwy E, Unit # 211

Brampton, ON L6Z 4X1 and his name is Allen Buckle

[kinglink501]

Dude holy shit i bit my tongue in half when i was 3 and tried the handstand thing when i was 6! HIGH FIVE!

[furrealsquirrel]

8 was a real fuckin bad year for you

[canada4pking]

lol who doesnt break there arm on the swing

[bvbforlife1]

What is he shooting in the air!?!?!

[glitcherPS3123]

@bvbforlife1 it's liquid shit!

[harrypotteriscool123]

@bvbforlife1 ketchup...i think

[maclaytor]

i bit a hole in my tongue wen i was 1

[Luna96599]

lol i tried to jump off an office chair when i was 7 and the DAMN THING FELL AS SOON AS I STOOD UP TO JUMP.

[529awesome]

my little brother laughed his ass off at the end... hahahaahah

[brendyluv]

I'm very accident prone... I'm watchin this with a broken ankle right now BTW... And I cut my leg on a glass table when I was in the 5th grade & came an inch away from havin it amputated... And I have sooo many more things that happened...

[Cheddarman1001]

@ziptilt12 Allen Buckles

[ziptilt12]

@Cheddarman1001 oh really dont think so

[Cheddarman1001]

@ziptilt12 check Allen Buckle on facebook

[Shadeslayer152010]

@ziptilt12 his name is allen buckle

[MunchiCookieton]

@Shadeslayer152010 How would you know... O3O

[Shadeslayer152010]

@MunchiCookieton i found him on facebook, its definatly him

[593danika]

@ziptilt12  allen buckle

[smash0]

@ziptilt12 yeah ! he should make a video and show us his ID...

[bludman2]

@ziptilt12 Allan (he said it on the ski trip video)

[JoelStevens100]

@bludman2 what video title is it?

[mackandcheese1000]

@bludman2 whats the name of the video?

[Kileafivetwo]

@ziptilt12 Its Allen Buckle.

[nicnats1]

@ziptilt12 its Allen

[ziptilt12]

@ziptilt12 OK every1 i get it his name is allen i checked it up now stop posting is name is allen

[Installindustrialexe]

@ziptilt12 Allen buckle.

[johnny29able]

@ziptilt12 It is Allen Buckle

[slashngrab]

Haha i forgot how good some of your older videos are xD

[TheAjraprules]

more fluff

[VGA116]

I was so fascinated by my shadow when I was younger, so I was watching it when I was walking to my friend's house, and my brother is coming back from there on the sidewalk, right towards me. His bike had no breaks so he couldn't stop, and when I looked up he ran into me, making me bite nearly through my tongue... I was sorta cupping the gushing blood with my tongue, since I was fascinated by that too.

[supersaiyan9574]

when i was 8 i was playing tag and i fell and a bone by my knee kinda broke(don't know how) and 6 hours later i went to the hospital......cause that's when i felt the pain

[crazyowen321]

SISORRS



[MeFishiee]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SQUIRTING SHIT

[darkstormlight]

Fluffee why is your blood an orangeish color?  WTF!

[sziloka20091]

BLOOD

[acornhats]

@jessisnacorn-

When he said "I know what you're thinking", it was exactly what I was thinking. XD

[iaminsane2140]

r those stories true

[manglamort]

i told this to my friend sittin next to me in science and it was a test she thought it was so funny that she started lafing her head off and got us both in trouble :D

[SeXyBeRtO1]

dumps up if this video made you wonder if his sister is hot

[doober1019]

Back end of hammer in the eye I'm good not blind

[Random65141]

1 time I split my lip open when i was on the monkey bars ( along time ago i was in grade 3) because there was a guy in blocking me and i swung to the side into a pole

o and it was on halloween

[Random65141]

1 time I split my lip open when i was on the monkey bars ( along time ago i was in grade 3) because there was a guy in blocking me and i swung to the side into a pole

[TheHotsaucekiller]

two times my teeth cut my lips how you ask well I DONT FUCKING LIKE TO GET MY HAIRCUT so when my dad tried i ran into the park which has a giant log in the middle i trip my mouth is open and teeth cut into my lips i still have a bump from the first time

[chickenbutt860]

Was that ketchup????

[chickenbutt860]

Your sexy... ;)

[thedudsonette]

my sister broke my brothers leg how you ask? well they just saw the lion king and played mufasa's death scene of the slide but ecept it was on the lader part of the slide

[mulherdoro]

@thedudsonette lol i use to do that on the slide too :D

[thedudsonette]

@mulherdoro wow O.O impressed by coolness

[mulherdoro]

@thedudsonette ikr...

[Unlimited035]

@thedudsonette i didn't ask anything...

[thedudsonette]

@Unlimited035 or did you? *creepy face*

[Unlimited035]

@thedudsonette okay i did :(

[11ethan111]

lol an ad came up about rehab

[iluvpets21]

I broke my arm but I fell of a swing. The dr actually sed it's 1 of the west breaks he's evr seen

[jessisnacorn]

When you said "I know what you're thinking"

no, no you dont. I was thinking 'AHAHAHAH! Sounds like somthing I'd do!' :P

[WhoIsGonnaSaveYou]

I tripped up over a curb, separating out driveway and path. Yeah, a curb that was sticking out the ground at about two inches. I wanted to catch my favorite tv show (I was eight) and I tripped over the curb and fell and broke my nose by hitting it off of my old concrete steps. Yeah...that was painful...It was bleeding quite heavily...

[bif0978]

at 3:02 it looks like fluffee is having anal and then the guys cums brown shit after haha

[acethegreat101]

Are you Canadian?

[Candice1113]

one time i was running thru the woods and i hit a lowered branch and passed out ... :| had a bloody nose, eye, and tongue. DX

[pepperbunny14]

i was playing grounders and i ran into a bar with my eyes open and chipped my tooth...

[backkiller01]

Hey could u put your sis on one of your vids

[miffyrocks2085]

Press 1

Press 6

Press 9

[Schutzstafell]

i BROKE my arm

[mymoto1988]

he, i made him run into a bar. . . . . .maybe we should call an ambulance

DUDE! YOU ARE AWESOME! lol

[TheNik234]

so what was in the package ???

[yose500]

1:07 to 1:11 fluffe looks so cute! LOL

[rrtt1]

I once tried to dive through a jungle gym, hit the back of my fucking head and just lied on the ground for a while. To make things worse I was doing the obstacle course for PE and after they saw I stopped moving the kids laughed as the teacher came to help me out.

[TheDude1458]

press 2 laugh

press 4 laugh

press 8 laugh

[MyBeautifuLiar]

well then thank gat u didnt have a sharp knife, or u'd b blind in 1 eye right now... -.-

[TheDude1458]

@MyBeautifuLiar

that would have been horible his eyes are ssoo gorgous

[shaneea97]

YOU SOUND HIGH AF!

[ACBrox39]

when you walked in on your parents, at least you couldt see. I had to see them finishing.

[juliestahlus]

nice

[NevaStopTalkin]

aawwww you have a sister....put her in your video one day

[TehJuggalo93]

pause video play video press and hold 5... after u laugh at that enough press 9 watch till the stuff squirts and laugh rofl

[nerfhunterseph]

i broke my arm in a similar way, except i wasnt trying to jump off a swing and land in a handstand. i tried to nosedive off a large rock.

[FunkySelenaDemiLover]

haha u have a sister...? well thats news to me. u dnt rkky mention her much...

[HetaliaCanada14101]

Wow I almost did the same thing except backflip off and I fell on my face. It hurt so bad.

[xgirlorange]

U had a hard time I guess.......

[KittyGirl108]

My classmate was jumping on his bed once.... He jumped on it really hard and fell on the ground... And bit his tongue off and it fell on the ground... And then the doctors had to reattach it...

[TamaraAIJones]

0:20 you actually see the cup's empty ;D

[ksweenpup]

Your stupid

[Dizturb3dWun]

intro is so long D:

[mtrenchandeminem]

u shud tell more memories, there funny :p

not sayin ur other vids rnt, but ya no what i mean

[LaLagirl0102]

i have that shirt(:

[tiffanysful]

Poor fluffee I Have memories like that :(

[bashbro1able]

You jabbed yourself in the eye with a butter knife? Thank God you didn't get a real kife!!!

[kassyrock123]

WAT WAS THAT FLING THE AIR ??/ :I LOL

[MYSterMEner]

haha sorry but u need to show more painful memories haha just sayn

[abbyraphael]

"i realized it wasnt a good idea ... right about here.."

[KatieMichele23]

"hahaha look at that i made him run right into the pole, oh man that was awesome!!" haha what awesome parents ya got there!!

[522Gage]

Great Video I Love Your Videos

[1999skate4life]

haha

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[cooliopeace33]

1:20, That's what she said?

[thisbitch15]

see i think yer smart now bcuz yu figured out how stupid yu were wen yu were a child(: js

[punkishchick123]

Fluffee... How old are you??

[kroppcirclelover101]

haha in the begining.... there is NOTHING in ur cup.... not even water lol

[Pipallo2]

i like the way you say house lol,

[CRASH20BAH]

love the random shirts :)