Worst Date Ever!!!

[GoNewOrleanSaints]

Haha. Funny video up till the end when we see the POO around the toilet seat :P Just messin.

[Zed1967]

I noticed that you gave Rebekah Brooks a part in this video. I'd change your cell phone if I was you Cabbie. ;)

[falcor88]

I was once on a blind date with a girl who half way through our date told me that she worked at a call center for a psychic. She didn’t think she was psychic yet but she did believe she would be able to soon with a little more training.. The rest of the date I spent yelling in my mind RUNWAY. I don’t think she ever picked up on it.

[HappyCabbie]

@falcor88 #LOL

[HappyCabbie]

@k0vert thanks

[k0vert]

@HappyCabbie I tried to do the #LOL thing, but your kung-fu is better than mine

[k0vert]

@k0vert So now it works. Disregard everything ever. :)

[thomas67129]

cabbie when next time u live again

[HappyCabbie]

@thomas67129 I will announce it on twitter

[thomas67129]

as you balls drop yet sounds like the way your talking lol 

[HappyCabbie]

@thomas67129 ha ha ha

[k0vert]

MARRY ME HAPPY CABBIE? Oh wait, you are the man one in real life.

[HappyCabbie]

@k0vert #LOL

[ootdega]

Wh...at...the...f...uck......?­

[HappyCabbie]

@ootdega what the smurf #FTW

[thomas67129]

what the hell happy cabbie you have be cloned to a female red head

[HappyCabbie]

@thomas67129 yep

[BosnianPlayboi]

hehhe

[HappyCabbie]

@BosnianPlayboi thanks

[BosnianPlayboi]

@HappyCabbie Did you say anything to the Chinese people after she let you go.

[HappyIsFleeting]

lol IM SCARED NOW!!!

[HappyCabbie]

@HappyIsFleeting don't be scared

[izzyc03]

Oh my god, Your so halarious! xD

[HappyCabbie]

@izzyc03 thanks

[FERNANDOMALONY]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[HappyCabbie]

@FERNANDOMALONY thanks

[Yourjonnyonthespot]

Disturbed and aroused at the same time, i'm so confused

[HappyCabbie]

@Yourjonnyonthespot #LOL

[JONATHANvideoRespon]

over a dam cookie WTF was she stoned or somting?

[HappyCabbie]

@JONATHANvideoRespon who knows

[SabresGuy5]

Ahhh, the ol' fortune cookie dump. That's why you throw the cookies away. They aren't even that good anyway.

[HappyCabbie]

@SabresGuy5 I know that now

[iCalintz]

Cabbie, I would totally do you in that wig.

[HappyCabbie]

@iCalintz Oh my

[iCalintz]

@HappyCabbie Don't temp me Cabbie I am really horny right now.

[StationSquareW]

Also ,bad relationship? fine, let's just have sex then. There, problem solved.

[HappyCabbie]

@StationSquareW #LOL I will have to remember that

[StationSquareW]

You actually put make-up and lipstick? o_o But with the amount of fetishes nowdays you can bet someone out there enjoyed it =o

[HappyCabbie]

@StationSquareW most likely

[ToxicNoxicity]

There was a poopstain on the inner rim o.o (Left side) That's the thing that made me laugh. Lmao.

[HappyCabbie]

@ToxicNoxicity Oh my I missed that

[KashukoProductions]

lollollollollol

[HappyCabbie]

@KashukoProductions thanks

[Neji56565]

#LOL

[HappyCabbie]

@Neji56565 thanks

[NeonRubberDuck]

LOL



[HappyCabbie]

@NeonRubberDuck thanks

[abomashi123]

lol

[HappyCabbie]

@abomashi123 thanks

[JunnyICurosi]

Cabbie, why does your date have a beard?

[HappyCabbie]

@JunnyICurosi it was me in a wig #LOL

[JunnyICurosi]

YOU date women?

Maybe it's because you're a Made in China version of Shay Carl.

[HappyCabbie]

@JunnyICurosi Of course I date women

[JustABitchyCancer]

wait a second..this video is old. I'm not sure how i ended up seeing this on my front page..hmmmmmm

[HappyCabbie]

@JustABitchyCancer I have been posting older videos with low view counts as bulletins. With over 250 videos not everybody goes through the old archives.

[JustABitchyCancer]

@HappyCabbie ohhh ok

[JustABitchyCancer]

231 people received bad fortunes

[xXMsRAINBOWSXx]

PLUS SIDE: (if your date had stayed with you) and had gotten food-stuffs on her beard, you would have had snacks for later!

[HappyCabbie]

@xXMsRAINBOWSXx oh my

[azdvldog]

you lost what could have possibly been and inconsequential relationship but gained an awesome story!

[HappyCabbie]

@azdvldog very true

[MrJmm999]

Okay Happy...i think i spotted your problem. At 0:15 you said "I met a nice nice young lady" Okay..STOP RIGHT THERE. This whole debacle was YOUR fault. You shouldn't date "nice young ladies". Please google "San Francisco Independent Escorts" for the type of lady that will provide a hastle free "date".

[HappyCabbie]

@MrJmm999 #LOL this was before NephilimFree showed me the way

[MrHulio1985]

She dumped you over a fortune cookie prediction?!?! Wow that's lame.

[chh5555]

great story

[Nagneto]

Those 231 dislikes are from Hikkimori who have never had a date and never will.

funny toilet humor!

[gravekeepersven]

WTF?! Man than had to be the most ate up date ive ever heard of. Happycabbie i give you props on exploiting the pain of dating.

[superkool99]

The girls face and voice is so Funny.

My brother walked in when i was watching this when she said:

"I love chinese food i do."

And he said " 0.0 omg cameron we need to talk" XD HAHAHAAA then i showed him who it was and he lol'd good jub cabbie

[HappyCabbie]

@superkool99 #LOL

[JustKeepSwimmingDory]

....so this bitch listened to a damn cookie...

[HappyCabbie]

@JustKeepSwimmingDory yes she did

[Wickedjoon99]

The girl has a beard O_O

[HappyCabbie]

@Wickedjoon99 #LOL

[210johndeere]

i would punch her in thew mouth lol

[HappyCabbie]

@210johndeere I never strike a lady. Unless of course I am spanking her #LOL

[210johndeere]

@HappyCabbie

lol u know to get-r-done

[davowthegreat]

Personally, I would call that date a win.

It's better to find how stupid she is now then months down the road.

You dodged a bullet there, HappyCabbie.

[HappyCabbie]

@davowthegreat I agree

[umastar16]

Sooo funny.. but you must be better off without someone who puts so much stock into mass printed papers. =)

[umastar16]

Too cute!!

[lifeseeker1]

Dude you lucked out!

Would you rather had spent months, years, or married to someone that shallow?

Better to find out early.

[HappyCabbie]

@lifeseeker1 I agree

[HappyCabbie]

@HappyCabbie Yes I think that I should do a video about my other dating disasters. Some are really quite funny

[Robert697]

You know what's funny about this? If the fortune cookie was right, regardless of whether she stayed with you, or left you, she was headed for a bad relationship. So you should be thankful she chose to have a bad relationship with someone else.

[HappyCabbie]

@Robert697 very true. I dodged a bullet for sure, but the thing is psyco chics are fun in the sack. I never even got to tap that keg :(

[ThaDK00]

you got a nice telling voice you should be an actor/or a voice actor

[HappyCabbie]

@ThaDK00 thanks

[cddragonslayer]

so sad....Carrot Top letting himself go like that.

[hotlavatube]

Next time be sure and tell them, "Hey hotlips, did you know that I'm an internet sensation?" I was going to tell you to say "I'm all over the internet" but that could be misinterpreted. ;-)

[hotlavatube]

Are you sure she didn't bring that fortune? That'd be a great way to score free meals.

[HappyCabbie]

No she opened the cookie as soon as it was brought to us.

[TakeThreeTV]

i love these. You look like pippy longstocking :)

[HappyCabbie]

LOL

[ApilJuce]

Ahh, I love these. I missed this one because I was on a vacation in Europe when you posted it but I love your stories.

[HappyCabbie]

thank you

[smokemipole]

lol, did u film this in a public restroom??

[HappyCabbie]

Yes I did, I do all my comedy skits in public bathrooms. I call it my potty humor series.

[smokemipole]

lol, wouldn't it have been rather awkward if someone were to walk in while u were filming? has that every happened?

[HappyCabbie]

About half way through someone knocked on the door. This bathroom had only one stall so it was more private. However my Flat Stomach parody video was done at the Mall and that was hard to do. Also my video Grow a Spine Nalts (where I make a balloon spine to cheer him up after back surgery) was filmed at the public library bathroom. In the next stall was a homeless guy making weird noises.

[smokemipole]

Hahahaha, sounds like some good times :D

[AlexiaKalker]

LOL!

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks

[soul2sqeeze]

LMAO HAHAHA! i guess that was the uncourtosity flush jk haha you remind me of the wendys chick in this vid!

[HappyCabbie]

I thought it was more like Pipi Longstocking but I don't have the wire in my hair.

[druidelf123]

HAHA! I LOVE YOU HAPPYCABBIE :D

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you.

[oresurry]

You should do more videos like this one. Couldnt stop laughing. Take care!!

[HappyCabbie]

I will, more funny videos of my life are on the way.

[Trystaticus]

excellent

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you.

[awethum]

What's wrong with all your ratings??! Seriously you deserve wayy more.

[HappyCabbie]

It is called a vote bot. Some people for fun run a program that gives each video 50 one star ratings. Fortunately my channel has enough ratings to not have that drastic an effect.

[CanaanSGl]

UnhappyCabbie,lol

[goddess1231]

that red lipstick is so ur color....lol....great accent...IF i went out with u and my fortune said that, i wouldnt have broken up with u....thats kinda stupid really. god bless u HappieCaddie

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks

[Zero254]

lol

[rockingraw21]

Fortune cookies never lie =))))

Don't worry about it...who knows what would have happened if...well...I'll let you figure that out :)...

Good luck on your health quest btw...

PEACE !!!

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you.

[IISUICIDEII]

Haha she must've been insane!

[tanarajean]

happie caddie in drag omg

[HappyCabbie]

Zipster08 does it way better than I do.

[damnmypantsareonfire]

rofl! were you were you wearing lipstick? that was hilarious!

[HappyCabbie]

Lipstick, blush, eyeliner, masquera, and even eye shadow.

[Requiem4aGod]

This was hilarious, but very creepy. subbed=)

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you.

[Harusama]

Lol, I love the wig xD

Man, that has to be the worst date I've ever heard about! I know how people believe in superstition .. but it's a cookie! If the date was good, why ruin it over a cookie?! Unbelievable.

I'm sure you'll meet the right woman someday : )

[HappyCabbie]

No, not interested in meeting the right person. I gave that up years ago.

[heheIvan]

How do you do that voice its perfect hahaha :D

6 stars!

[HappyCabbie]

I changed the pitch of my voice in editing. It is the same thing Fred does to make his voice high.

[enainc]

how does fred make that voice?

[DemonBiking]

i just found your little acts very funny

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you.

[JakTbh]

Thats unlucky LOL

[HappyCabbie]

true

[HappyCabbie]

Good point, maybe she got my cookie LOL

[sahana64]

The moral of this parody is, don't read your fortune cookie on your first date.  :-)

[HappyCabbie]

That is true.

[BulletteKitty]

Oh my, what a sad ending to a date. lol Great outfit Happy Cabbie xD

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you.

[petitwallaby]

That's silly of her. The only time I got a fortune cookie that came true, it was the one that says "You like chinese food". DUH!

[HappyCabbie]

True fortune, I just wish hers said to get freaky that night. We all know, psyco chicks are the best.

[enainc]

lol she probaly didnt pass school

[HappyCabbie]

Possibly

[travmanacter]

lol yea

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you.

[noominami]

dude if a woman belives a fortune cookie your better off with out her.

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks for the support

[eagleeye1975]

HAHAHAHAHA... you're better off man... any woman that stupid is NOT worth it!

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks

[Delaypat]

HAHAHA oh Happy, that sucks man! Great story!!!!

[HappyCabbie]

I am glad you liked it.

[TheSnipersAim]

Great video happy cabby. I love all your funny stories. You should post more of them!

[HappyCabbie]

I will be posting more stories.

[TheSnipersAim]

Great!

[travmanacter]

lol wow that sucks but good story and i wonder why she believe the cookie mostly those cookies are never true and i had one says something and it was not true XD

[HappyCabbie]

If only her cookie said to get freaky I would have been in business.

[Djmorley1169]

haha i likeit BUT did youno that girl you went on a date with had a Beard lmao

see u in the next vid

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks

[Miklay]

Argh! Oh no... poor Happy Cabbie. Someone like that though, might be for the best.

[HappyCabbie]

I agree.

[zQWASZX]

That is hillarious, you can't write that shit. I'm sorry it was so bad man but it is a great story... Haha. Love it man

[HappyCabbie]

Actually I do write out these comedy sketches but they are all true events.

[Jinglefreetacos]

xD! poor happiecabbie. now what if the cookies were reversed? =O?

[HappyCabbie]

It would have been fun if her cookie had told her to get freaky that night.

[Allmanfan456]

haha wow! Thats terrible! funny video though!

[HappyCabbie]

Comedy is often rooted in painful memories.

[anthritVlog]

This was the best video ever.

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you.

[thenameaintjim]

aww that's harsh! you're a really good impressionist haha

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks

[RandyLayhea]

Haaha, you dated a bearded Wendy? You should of went to Wendy's and had Baconaters or the Big Bacon Classic. Wendy loves burgers.

[HappyCabbie]

No, I am vegan now. However, I do look like that Wendy's girl if she did eat those burgers. Fun fact, the real life Wendy lives here in Phoenix and rumor has it she is blond.

[onetimexxx]

Lol bit silly listening to a fortune cookie.

[HappyCabbie]

That is true.

[CoffeehouseSchmuck]

the Beard looks ok on you but err........not on her !

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks.

[gabimoon1862]

Lmao!! Sounds more like you just dodged a major bullet.