Teach Me!
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  • omg the condom lmaoooo

    

  • Clearly I agree 100%

  • he looked sexy in that tie.. he got some pretty eyes

  • will you please come and be a counselor at my school??

  • the FUCKING funneist part is THE STALKING PART

    

  • lol if school actually taught some of this shit we wouldn't mind going

  • they should teach us basic shit of life like how to make fire or how to drive... LIKE FOREAL

  • i disagree with some of this like "how should you handle haters" or "how should you handle someone who cheated on you" that's shit you gotta learn and experience by yourself, there's no way you're "supposed" to react. he also says "I learned so much on my own than I ever did in school." sometimes you gotta learn the hard way! but some of this like "how to change tires" or any of the rest, I honestly agree. school barely teaches SHIT. except classes like history or food & nutrition

  • Jerry shoulda been the first black president LMAO!!!!

  • "If Billy did 3 hours walking, and then 4 minutes running, how long did it take him to get to the Super Market? ..... I Don't Give A Fuck!"

    LMAO!!

  • damn he could stalk me any day!

  • hhahah i like this but not the vagina part

  • They need a class called get real 101....... p.s jerry u cute

  • It took Billie 3 hours and 4 minutes to get to the Supermarket.

  • ''Is there a release switch?!''

  • What a legeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend ! haha

  • High schools now have sex ed classes, which teach (hands on) how to put on condoms, relationships advice, and basically 60 percent of the stuff you listed in this video.

  • Jerry would b the best fuckin teacher anyone could ever have lol

  • @MexicanSoldier5150 ohh i would pay attention in his class lol

  • Did he just google how to eat pussy???....#dead

  • school does teach you how to put on a condom

  • How to not mess up your credit.

  • HOLLA AT A REAL NIG...lmao

  • This shit is true and fucking hilarious.

  • That is so true because a lot of people never knew how to do the things your talking about. You are so funny. When i put everyone to sleep at night and after spending time with God i get on you tube. At night i still have energy.

  • You ryt, school should have more classes based on real life situation. It should b called "Oh well that's life." I'd take that class!!!!

  • school teaches some of these thing, just have to stick around a bit longer!

  • I think most of that stuff should b tought by parents instead of school

  • I love this video..n the funny part is, most guys dont know how to approach us women the right way "let me holla at u"..if I had a penny for everytime I heard that one

  • so hot!

  • Dtas sum true shit...had 2 many stalkers yo

  • yay now i know how to eat pussy

  • Playoffs <3

  • i swear if there was real classes like that then no students would drop out rt!

  • they do teach you how to put a condom on in school. for both men and women :/

    they taught me that in like 8th grade.

  • smh Yes indeed there are several things needed to be discussed in school about Some of the stuff you talking about lol You are mad funny

  • You have asexy tobungue!! lol luv it!!

    xoxo

  • a fuckin hygiene class....lol.....people need to invest in some deodorant.....for real

  • @SunshineeiNTheMoment especially big people and GUYS!

  • how to go thro life!!!! shit

  • teach me how to handle "hoe-ass-ness" when some wants to fuck you up and fuck up what you doin just for the sake of it

  • Lol. My HS taughtet us how to put a condom on...

  • sex ed class!i did learn alot from my fast ass friends though!

  • After he put that tie on... HE LOOKED SEXIER THAN A MUG <3

  • Teachers have a difficult enough time as it is teaching the fundamentals of education. I think the rest is up to the parents, other family members, and the community.

  • LOL! I love your videos

  • The schools should teach you how your jobs or boss will exploit you and how to handle that mentally to survive and move forward 4rm that. The school should teach students the importance of self love and self respect.

  • I understand exactly what you mean and totally agree, but your message can also tell children there is no point in attending school. It should say something about that in the message to not discouraging the children from attending.

  • This is so true. I didn't learn anything about life until i got out of school. School teach you only whats in the book. The book is much different then the book.

  • whats the song called?

    Anyone have an idea?

  • @MistaaSilky KnowMads-Settle One

  • Aye what's the song

  • @Foxamillion54 as far as i know its a loop on garageband or logic

  • LMFAO!!!!

    

  • Teach the ugly girls on the video response about how to not be ugly and hate?

  • Why she leave me Lmfao

  • i love this

  • HE IS SO RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yes yes yes., teach this ish in school!

  • 2:06-2:13 YEESSS!!!

    

  • how to love one another and accept each other

  • how too deal with taxes, how to get a job, how too be your own person,

  • they taught us how to put a condom on in school!! boys and girls

  • I learned how to put a condom on at school, and I'm a girl.

  • How to eat p**** deaddddd lmao

  • My skool taught how to put on condoms lol

  • I agree, these type of classes could help a lot of kids deal with issues in a much better way. Shit, it could probably reduce crime, suicides and the drop out rate. Btw we do learn how to put on condoms in schools in the u.s. and in Canada, he probably skipped school, they should have a class for that too.

  • @Chrischandon

    Not all schools. Most schools in the south (esp. bible belt) do not do those things. So depends on the school you went to.

  • definitely to change a tire and to change the oil... shit about cars in general should be mandatory lol cuz now im stuck learning this shit on my own...

  • damn true ive been saying that for the longest....and college for the most part is a scam too

  • In UK, they teach us how to put on condoms...

  • How to create your own job or do things to get you somewhere in life, like making music and other stuff !

  • SO THATS WHAT A CONDOM LOOKS LIKE lol

  • i never even thought untill now

  • 1st Amendment period: How to speak your mind, refute an argument, and make your point without looking like an ass.

    2nd Amendment period: How to carry and defend yourself with a gun and other weaponry.

    4th-> 7th Amendment period: Law and Order 101

    8th Amendment period: Penal systems, issues and controversies

    9th Amendment period: Other rights retained by the people

    Others:

    Business, Workshop, Drama, Self-Defense(not martial arts), Dance, Psychology, Visual Arts, Independent Literature Studies...

  • yh then what would your parents for.. to iron your clothes.. to cook.. to talk to ppl .. do ur hair make up etc

  • this dude really has a point

  • 2:07...damn

  • financial planning

  • Why School cant Tach A Girl How To Suck A Dick ??????/

  • a men got dammit

  • i have 2 classes like this its Success 101 and College And Career Prep.... We Go Over All Of This

  • Thumbs um man !!!! fucking awesome!!!!

  • How to avoid debt, pay your bills, find a job, when to speak up and how to fix my car.

  • Real shit!!!!!

  • School need to teach some real life skills, for real though.

  • i agree 100%

  • lmao that tire thing was so true school doesnt teach you real life issues and honestly school can make life seem like a breeze.they dont talk to u about the things that happens to u that are truely life problems. kids these days think problems are when their ipad broke or when their parents dont buy them a new phone and even dumb crushes when really theres sooo much more to life that just fucking sucks like break ups, loss, losing jobs etc.

  • 29 guys don't know how to put a condom

  • Whats the name of the song in the background? Becase I have heard that on a few video's and I was just wondering what it was.

  • They need to teach niggas how to fight

  • Lmfao he ain't lying though!!

  • LMBO!!!!!!!!!!

  • He's not lying there...I've defintely learned alot more in my life on my own than in school. Not saying that education isn't important but the only real thing that school and college really prepare you for is to be an Employee...And speaking of work...You ever heard the quote "It's not what you know, it's who you know?" Figure it out...

  • Your parents are suppose to teach you those things.

  • Cant even see the dislikes! :o

  • @Denya2k I dont know about you but i wouldn't want my mom or dad teaching me how to suck dick

  • @msboos You replied to the wrong comment? I didnt mean that in a bad way, its good that u cant see the dislikes...

  • omg i so agree with 1:26 i use to hate them shits lmao

  • You look like Frank Ocean and Drake mixed lml. Funny videos though. Keep it up xD

  • @AF08 he does look like drake :|

  • Does anyone know the name of this song?

  • Whats the name of this song?>

  • you are very right, I agree with u, I never thought about it, but that was a good point, they need to talk to kids and teach them social skills. Things that will help them cope. usually that is something parents should teach. But many parents need help themselves :) I would love to have a lesson about how to deal with haters.

  • i thought putting on a condom was self explanitory...

  • That's what your family's for... and school isn't bullshit if you wanna do something high end with your life. Its all a base to get you ready for university.

  • They teach you how to put condoms

  • Some of this shyt u learn in Health. SOME

  • That dislike bar looks like Justin biebers penis for a reason

  • this soo true men lol

  • What is that music? i wanna listen to it!

  • @lpkidd3 lol your lamee -

  • @ChulaBayBee03 suck these nuts girl

  • i think thats what guidance counselors and parents and siblings are for...to teach u all that extra shit but yea this is true lol

  • LMFAO This Is So True !

    #AGREE 100% :)

  • wheres the self esteem classes? hahahahah

  • lol they should put two new classes in the school curriculum. 1) How to properly wash your vagina. because i am tired of walking down the street and smelling nothing but stank y pussy. 2) How to take care of babies. if you spread your legs. and sit on a dick that does not have a condom on it....you will get pregnant. and if there was a class for it....there wouldn't be so many mommies on the news or so many mommas that cant woman up and be mommas. just sayin.

  • Funny stuff,and so true and a Genius, guess school taught him something lol

  • no bullshit this is a great video and idea .... real nigga thoughts

  • Isn't that what our parents are for? We shouldn't beat down the school. We should be on the parents' asses for wanting to be at the club after they make a bunch of babies.

  • @elijahrobinson just remember that parents don't come in one standard.

    You can say well this is what parents are for.. some people have bad parents.. or no parents at all.. I think this may sound funny, but it isn't.

    I had only my mom when I grew up and you can't come knoking on moms door for boy things, that's what most people trust there dads for (at least if they have a good one)...

    get the picture?

    Childeren sometimes even commit suicide because of there inability to cope with problems.

  • Real shit

  • school is for education and education is not about just "learning" and "teaching"

  • LOL straight uppp

  • <3 it!

  • what was the name of the music in the beginning?

  • How can yu hate on this man?? He is a Genius.. lol

  • agree

    

  • hahaha i totaly agree!!!!!

  • Lol so truee

  • Im going how to eat puzzy!!!!lmfaoo

  • I don't know WTF y'all talkin bout he dead on that's that real life experience shit might not every use algebra outside of school but if u are 70% of American females u will suck a dick might as well know how to do it right and I went to a catholic school they did much more that suck dick in the hall between classes but ats prolly cuz we had jumps in our school and 90% of men anywhere well those who fall into the category of nonselfish lovers will eat the box for they lady and how to put on a c

  • yup J-COLE is his twin

  • except for the part about knowin how to suck a d!ck .. that should NEVER be taught in school especially in a catholic school 

  • Yyyyyeeeeeessssssss!!!! Very true

  • That fucking Violin in your videos. What is it?! Tell MEM!MEM!!!!?!!?!?!?

  • Wow, not something I would expect from Jerry but very true. If they did have a class like that I think I should/would be called life preparedness and should start every kid off in middle school. Isn't this stuff that your PARENTS should teach you?

  • i think the same school is stupid if we go to school for them to teach us some good shit not some boring shit makes you go to sleep in class dumass teachers!!

  • i'm a female & i know how to change a tire smh jerry !

  • Agh I'm ready

  • 1:54 - 2:15 lol 

  • 0:15 is there a release switch!? LOL

  • majority of teachers teaching are restricted in their role by the educational authority. what teachers need is freedom in teaching, those who feel more free in their role, teach better. we learn what we are taught, yet the government invests more money on the management of quota in the system rather then inspiring the next generation. the teachers teach to keep their job, when they show no passion in what they are doing how we gonna learn to be passionate of wt we r doing.

  • maaaan, that's exactly how I'm feelin' in college. It's like I'm supposed to memorize or supposedly assimilate all this knowledge so I can pass my professor's Final Exam, meanwhile the classes aren't providing a real purpose aside from hypothetical experience, life preparedness. It's not necessary half the stuff they teach you. We're still running on the compete-with-Japan school system

  • This man is a genius...and cute :3

  • lol thumbs up if your in a vocational technical school and know most of these things

  • Thumbs up if you typed in how to eat pussy

  • JerryLaVigneJr - How to dougie...

  • i wish school did teach dudes how to eat pussy. save me the trouble lol!!

  • THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUEEE.

  • Yes! School is a scam!

  • lets learn this shit fuck geometry

  • This is because yo' moms and pops are suppose to teach you this mang! lmao! As a teacher its bad enough I got to teach my students manners..wtf, you ain't MY kids, why I gots to raise you? Go find yo momma! Shoot....lol!

  • @phntsticpeg AMEN!

  • the school of life.... i wish... haha

  • lmfao aye bitch aye holla at a real nigga lmao

  • ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • they should teach uee hw to handle a complicated rerlationship

  • Jerry is the truth !! School should teach you other things that math .. reading .. writeing .. social studies ect . By the time you 20 all that shxt has gone out the window .

  • Im still waiting to use 45x+42yz=4x+8g in ma day to day life "/

    i dont think that time will come though . . .

  • Everything u need take out of skool is basic math an how to read an write everthing else iz bull shit

  • THESE ARE THINGS THAT SHOULD BE TAUGHT IN YOUR HOUSE; BY YOUR PARENTS....

  • @crayzstewpid11 no why would your parents teach you how to suck dick eat pussy or put on a condom???? .....lol just sayin

  • What is the song???

  • I fuckin hate skl waste of fuckin time people i talk who have jobs i ask them "how much of wat u learnt in skl do u use?"

    they say"nothin"

    wat the fuck am i learnin bullshit for then?

    and i gotta go to uni too i can't wait to be an adult man

    being 16 is the centre of every motherfuckin exam possible

  • Teach people how to dance. Any kind of style---it doesn't matter. Just so that when they're in a club they aren't just standin there on the effin dance floor for NO REASON.

  • it is bullshit

  • thats so true for real i have thought about that b4 why dont they teach kids how to act in their fuckin lifes in school?

  • man you taught us this @1:56

  • Aye Bitch, Holla at a REAL NIGGA ! lmao funny :)

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  • kids having to become adults before their time. It was imperative that the principal change the way we think, act and survive.

  • @theblackprep I went to school in the urban Milwaukee. With more and more black,

  • LOL poor billy