@demolsher03 What the hell I didn't know that and don't call me dumbass moron. You could have been polite and told me without being a dick. And why don't you be respectful?
how did a 20 something goth chick become commander? Everyone in this movie like five year olds. 15 minutes is all I can bear, I'm going back to watching Sesame St. at least it has a plot and children that are more intelligent then the jokers in this flick.
According to IMDB the budget for this was $250,000. I admire the low-budget inventiveness of this flick. But it inspires me to make a better movie than this piece of shit. Hot chicks are a plus though
And better special effects. And better writing. And acting. And an original storyline. And budget. And at least a bit of effort. Yeah i guess it is a nice movie.
Were they out in a thunderstorm or at a rave?! I've never seen that much lightening let alone that much lightening with almost no thunder. Also, how did this movie get green lit?
If they're going to make it this shitty, why don't they at least have the decency to throw in some tits? Andy Sidaris knew how to make shitty movies. The Asylum, it seems, fails at failing, yet does not succeed.
Lol I just don't get it. I've honestly seen, and made, better special effects in a frickin high school graphics lab. Wtf, they weren't kidding when they said it was low budget. Did someone throw a $20 at them and call it good?
I've seen some films that have made me think, "If MST3K was still around, this movie would be perfect for that show." This film is downright TOO BAD to derive any enjoyment from. I can't make snarky comments, it's sucking all my snark out with its mind-numbing badness!
Why do they keep calling her sir?
sonic8882 2 months ago 3
the girl with the blue eyes is hot
Diamhea 3 months ago
I swear, every 5 minutes they act like some big event is going to happen to change the tide of the fight and nothing occurs.
Diamhea 3 months ago
OMG, I can't believe how great the sound effects and soundtrack is on this film.
terrybigteekemp 3 months ago
so its a massive magnet??? but it doesn't effect their metal guns??
masterrob321 3 months ago
It would totally rock if the transformers trashed these knock-offs
strikers820 7 months ago
why do they all caller her sir??
simmytime 7 months ago
@simmytime Military thing I don't get it either.
strikers820 7 months ago
@strikers820 yo dumbass it is for respect.
demolsher03 4 months ago
@demolsher03 What the hell I didn't know that and don't call me dumbass moron. You could have been polite and told me without being a dick. And why don't you be respectful?
strikers820 4 months ago
how did a 20 something goth chick become commander? Everyone in this movie like five year olds. 15 minutes is all I can bear, I'm going back to watching Sesame St. at least it has a plot and children that are more intelligent then the jokers in this flick.
MrWaterfighter 7 months ago
80000 people viewed the first part....only 19000 the 2nd
NUMBERS TALK BY THEMSELVES
KHZcore 7 months ago
There are some Transformers that I don't care for, like Brawn and Frenzy; but nothing quite like these CGI abominations.
CaptainAshSpearow 7 months ago
...I'm going to play Russian roulette since I say this bull $hit
knight14590 8 months ago
At least the chicks are hot...
XManimal 8 months ago
i like this type of amateur parodies
HCqvintus 9 months ago
That sound effect is so annoying. You know, the robot sounding one.
300k?!.... wow, just.....
hotgirlsarehot 10 months ago
Lol, the robots look like they were done with 1960's Stop-motion animation.
SoapClawtooth 1 year ago
Wow. None of the women in this movie can act. All they know how to do is just stand there and look hot.
Actually, the only guy who can act is the Kiefer Sutherland look-alike.
Also, why are all the people with stars on their lapels only 25 years old? Aren't generals supposed to be ... I dunno ... at little experienced?
DakotaWRS3 1 year ago
I wish I could take the line "It's a Trap!" seriously, but now I never will. Thanks a lot, Ackbar.
Christhefireshark 1 year ago
It's a trap!
-Admiral Ackbar
baggedyman 1 year ago 3
Damn, that lightning is really coming down. Almost at the rate of a strobelight. Shouldn't they all stay inside with an electrical storm that bad?
MSW86 1 year ago
THE GOOGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
Slaangor 1 year ago
I'm looking out for an X-rated movie titled this ain't transformers an xxx parody anybody knows when that is coming out ?
skeaneable 1 year ago
My god that is alot of lightning.
Dstorm20xx 1 year ago
Is that supposed to be lightning flashing every second? Dang
zakiemon 1 year ago
not so bad . kinda like it
zwercohc 1 year ago 2
According to IMDB the budget for this was $250,000. I admire the low-budget inventiveness of this flick. But it inspires me to make a better movie than this piece of shit. Hot chicks are a plus though
171view 1 year ago
so in the future -goth chicks fight robots? they should of just made this a porn flick
lonewolfshogun 1 year ago
ITS A TRAP!
brandoon111 1 year ago
So we have an elite group of 20 year old girls giving men orders in a situation like this. Fail.
n809n 1 year ago
I love how the audio is off lol
Emack218 1 year ago
Transmorphers was made before transformers so pretty much this crap is the original
BlackBloodFilms 1 year ago
ITS A TRAP CARD!!!
loverofjesusMKII 1 year ago
Seriously guys. It's more of Terminator than Transformers.
bononcrusher2 1 year ago
Transformers, Terminator and The Matrix
ddpl365 1 year ago
IT'S A TRAP!
sammywombarra 1 year ago
"We should take these things on..full assault with guns blazing"
I mean, what can be said about that? There are no words.
bfdhvcnvvbjdn 1 year ago
@bfdhvcnvvbjdn the worst part is i think she said guns "glazing"
Womper1992 1 year ago
How did they not notice the 25ft tall mech sitting behind them.........i mean really!! lol
This movie is so far beyond bad, that the light from bad takes 10 years to reach it!
iguire 1 year ago 8
I <3 this movie. Best movie ever made with special effects rivaling avatar.
BonjourJesus 1 year ago
Dude This Movie put me to sleep nite.
BAMx1010 1 year ago
That red headed chick should have been shot and/or court marshalled when she called her commanding officer a coward
sirAthrus 1 year ago
I can't watch this anymore.
TheAthol 1 year ago
roflmao...what a movie, and there is as sequel hahahahahaha
ZaplaInDaHouse 1 year ago
Guys...There Is A Sequal....¬.¬
darknessfalls213 1 year ago
I feel so embarrassed for the actors
Rifrro 1 year ago 2
I'm just wondering whether the "actors" having fun or are they suffering?
Mahapurusalaksana 1 year ago 2
@Mahapurusalaksana okay thats funny good one lolz hahahaha:D
wwedirtydiva13 1 year ago
10 minutes in. And I wanted to kill myself
ValkiryeMax 1 year ago
these chicks are hot
bromandude89 1 year ago
the audio is a little out of sync or it's that they look like they are talking weird.
shakeymoomoo 2 years ago
its good but the robots needs more deteal
spidey399 2 years ago
And better special effects. And better writing. And acting. And an original storyline. And budget. And at least a bit of effort. Yeah i guess it is a nice movie.
Flashlight1996 2 years ago
this feels like Disney's atempt at making Tranformers, and I still kinn of like it
EnergizerBunny804 2 years ago
these rip offs can be really good movies they just dont try as hard.
parriskwatkins 2 years ago
this sucks almost as badly as transformers 2
Vinny0151 2 years ago
omg this film is amazing i love it i think its better than transformers and avatar and all that shit fuck yeah hell yeah its awesome.
Legion1094 2 years ago
@Legion1094 well your wrong transformers and avatar is alot better
Barthanorbi 2 years ago 4
you actually cant tell i wasnt being serious?
Legion1094 2 years ago
i see you were only joking
Barthanorbi 2 years ago
I'm GUESSING that he was being sarcastic
Vinny0151 2 years ago
then you would be correct sir :P
Legion1094 2 years ago
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masterchiefboy11 2 years ago
IT is a real moive I saw the dvd at blockbuster and this movie sucks ass hard!!!!
thesuperlemonstation 2 years ago 2
Were they out in a thunderstorm or at a rave?! I've never seen that much lightening let alone that much lightening with almost no thunder. Also, how did this movie get green lit?
thezant 2 years ago 3
bootleg transformers
MrHotRoD717 2 years ago
the acting is horrid
poondoonproductions 2 years ago
Wow complete disregard for acting talent..."gentlemen lets move out..." complete lack of emotional content. LMAO
Jinndark 2 years ago
so this is what it feels like to get jewed.
JunkMaster83 2 years ago 4
lol is this a serious movie or are they just screwing around? (like meet the spartans)???
lilchihuahua209 2 years ago 4
So 5 guys with rifles and a single land mine are going to save the world from alien machines?
patio87 2 years ago 13
If they're going to make it this shitty, why don't they at least have the decency to throw in some tits? Andy Sidaris knew how to make shitty movies. The Asylum, it seems, fails at failing, yet does not succeed.
Taraalcar 2 years ago
lol, why do you need to look though a scope just to see the radar?
luckycheese 2 years ago
it's a tarp?
manarfd 2 years ago
Part 2: 6259 views
part 3: 3201 views
Nobody can hold this shit!
takietamvideo 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
gottagolduck 2 years ago
pritty kool lol
xane3 2 years ago
Seems like Transformers the movie has finally met its match.
malikhan22 2 years ago 3
Absolute Crap
Theexplosivemaster 2 years ago
My god... it's like the cast of America's Next Top Model got an asignment to go work on a crappy sci-fi movie set for a day.
And I do mean ONE day.
Capng123 2 years ago
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zdb2009 2 years ago
wtf tranSHIters 2 llolololol how much money did they waste in these movies?
500 dls lol not much 100 dls lol
tuboTOTON 2 years ago
10$ is enought HAHAHHA
feibowzera 2 years ago
ITS A TRAP
ishigoto 2 years ago
It's like a Student Movie!!! CRAP!!
bbikhodi 2 years ago
crap movie is crap
LastPolarBearNAlaska 2 years ago
5:10
shawnrcurrie 2 years ago
omg corny lol this is horrible haha its lik disney an the effects guy from dem old godzilla mivies teamed up an robbed transformers
Dakingith 2 years ago
omg that strobe light is hurting my eyes
apolloex00 2 years ago
fuck
that
crap
goldenpagez 2 years ago 4
Everything from the acting to the scrip sucks out load!
061342 2 years ago
This would be pretty good if it was a bunch of college students making some project.
ZephonDakariReviews 2 years ago
it should be great to a porn movie ¬¬
porn robots.....
felipe2009arnaus 2 years ago 16
terrible acting crappy effects and horrible characters this video is fail
fateldarkstar 2 years ago 2
Wow the acting, the sound effects, the props, geeze... this is just sad.
thecloudfox 2 years ago
lulz, i've seen better graphics on the PS1!
phocjame 2 years ago
Ok I'm done
WonderCat001 2 years ago
Lol I just don't get it. I've honestly seen, and made, better special effects in a frickin high school graphics lab. Wtf, they weren't kidding when they said it was low budget. Did someone throw a $20 at them and call it good?
yankeescf04 2 years ago
buehaehaha what the fuck ?!
coreJW 3 years ago 2
Same like the Phillipine movie 'Resiklo'
-3.5/5 special effect rate
-None acting skills
I know because I am Filipino!
FANOFTMNT 3 years ago 2
I've seen some films that have made me think, "If MST3K was still around, this movie would be perfect for that show." This film is downright TOO BAD to derive any enjoyment from. I can't make snarky comments, it's sucking all my snark out with its mind-numbing badness!
Ganondorfdude11 3 years ago
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You mean the actual Michael Bay Transformers movie, right?
ericwtrainor 3 years ago
I'm not sure which is worse.
Ski11et 2 years ago
Right on, along with fuckin Iron man and the spider man sucky ass franchise.
jimmybrite 2 years ago
they still make fun of movies there call rifftrax just type it in youtube
DRKittyLickLick 2 years ago
LOL,WUT?
oiboydirect 3 years ago
I'm already BORED OF THIS.
cakeforrachie 3 years ago
I tried. I REALLY tried to watch this CRAP!
mookiewak 3 years ago 19
I'm not going to bother making a reaction for this
marcster1994 3 years ago