yeah like Ted" Kiil a woman" Kennedy, Bill "Blow job Clinton", and Barnie "Gay brothel manager" Frank, Or the DC Black congressmen who stuffed 80,00o dollars in a frezzer. Please they are all corrupt as shit wake up you idiot...the only reason their in power is because of people like you.
Moreover, he should have been using a breaker bar or something that doesn't need to be calibrated. What are you going to tell your neighbor or kids? "I'm sorry the lawnmower blades flew into through the window, but my torque wrench just hasn't been the same since that hobo thrashing," just doesn't cut it for me. Let's be responsible, people!
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
Folks, I don't know how many of you notice, but the Onion mentions Rep. Ingersol numerous times in that awesome ticker of thier along the bottom of other programs. It just gets better!
Ingersoll was a very good man who was not only an abolitionist and a pro-woman's suffrage man, but an agnostic as well. We need more people like him in our country.
Neekstarr; kinda interested why this makes him a good man. Obviously you agree with his thinking... however there are plenty of good muslims, hindu's and christians in government around the world. Maybe we just need more good people, not more agnostics... they dont seem to be related factors, (nor. I would stretch; abolitionism and goodness)
i laughed some only becuase my mind is well......... strange becuase of my older brothers and thier influence on me, and me and my friends have had, VERY disturbing conversations
wow. i'm not even going to go there. Neways, i think its pretty funny that i put a comment on here about not liking this and you react that way... maybe you have to have violent tendencies to think shit like this is funny. what's next, are you going to threaten me? maybe call me a retard? your really hurting my feelings.
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ok you totally missed the point. which is why you don't think this is funny. whichis the point i was trying to make in the first place.
it's a genre called SATIRE. it's one of the highest forms of comedy, cherished by those who appreciate the true art of comedy.
i was attempting to get you to understand that the reason you do not like this is that you do not understand satire, and would perhaps be more interested in a fart joke, one of the lowest forms of comedy.
ok... i know this is satire. i think it is bad taste though. just my opinion. i suppose you really think you are so high above everyone else at you understand comedy better? To me this video is that same as your "i farted" comment. your response to my comments has made me believe you must be around 11 years of age. so enjoy puberty. please do not respond to me again, as it is tiresome to have a debate that other people really don't care to see. if u must, comment my channel or message me.
i get a neg rep for "23 pages of comments....."?! it's not like it was bad. i was merely making a statement. well, here's another statement! there are 28 pages of comments now. =P are ya gonna neg rep me again? go ahead~
This is O-SPAN, not ONN, which should have tipped you guys off. I just like replying to these things like they're real to see what people will say. "gee you is stupid. is oblbiousy faqke, god!!!"
I can't believe how many people watch these Onion newscasts and actually think they are real. They remind me of the morons who call up the Phil Hendrie show thinking his "guests" are real.
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This is the House, right? I don't understand. How is this guy filibustering if it's the House and not the Senate? Did Pelosi fall asleep? Why is she letting him continue for so long? And why does no one in the Chamber look upset about this disgusting display? Who is this guy, anyway? I've never heard of him. And what is the Onion News Network? I've never heard of it, either.
You don't know anything about the rules of the house or senate. He's not "filibustering"--at the beginning of every day every Congress person is allowed some time to talk about anything they want to. It could be to congratulate the Spurs for winning the play-offs, anything at all. Often the Congress people take the opportunity to describe who they murdered the night before. (Remember that anything that happens on the floor they cannot be arrested for.) (cont'd)
I can't believe you don't know Rep. Ingersol. He's the republican congressman from South Carolina's 4th district. He's the chairman of the House Budget Committee, for god's sake. (Search for "catchphrase" to see a recent debate in that committee about a new catchphrase they are contemplating.) Finally, if you don't have O-Span and O-Span2 on your cable, your cable company must be really lame. You really should call them and demand they include it, along with ONN, the Onion News Network.
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I don't think a politician's personal life has anything to do with doing his or her job. Just the fact that you care gets the public involved. And there are liars on all sides of politics.
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i think i figurred out how they get those wide shots of that room. The man speaking at the podium, if u look closey seems slighty bigger than everyon esle. im pretty sure hes green screened onto that shot. in fact im sure of it. really well done.
I'm joining the Republican Party. You can do anything you want to do. The Ingersols run this country. They have been in charge since Eisenhower. How come this wasn't on CNN?
That is why i am a republican. I am glad he is repsenting the republican party, who wants to start a re-election campain with me. REPUBLICANS FOREVER!!! Lets kill all those hobos!
"Just taking out the trash" ah...ah...ah "looking in the rear view mirror I did not recognize my self" this is sickly funny sick man sick man ah ha ha ha ha
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I can't believe Rep. Ingersol would admit this and have it on record. I mean, would you admit to eating at The Sizzler?
xJoeEDangerouslyx 2 weeks ago 2
"OMG how is he not in jail I hope he was arrested" is what a idiot that doesn't know the onion is fake would say..............BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ECUPIRATE88 2 weeks ago
who cares...
TheYouwontgetit 2 months ago
67 people are Hobos
celestina742 4 months ago
Wasn't he a public speaker 100 years ago?
gamerunknown 6 months ago
thumbs up if u typed hobo
akepicness 6 months ago 3
Congressmen go to Sizzler's?
midna007 8 months ago
I've never heard anyone from South Carolina with an accent like that. It was... legible!
TeamBurton 8 months ago
@TeamBurton I've never been able to read someone's voice either!
gfzgfx 1 month ago
Section two: i licked my lips
ArtisanBlade 10 months ago 6
this is the truth behind closed doors.
HeadbangakillstheKKK 11 months ago
this show congress can make anything as exciting as killing to a dead bore
MsSunhappy 11 months ago
amazing. pulitzer material.
rsmothersjr 1 year ago
he talks like sue sylvester...
williusethis 1 year ago 6
Haha that was my 6th Birthday!!
BitchUstupid 1 year ago
I wish he'd come here and dispose of the NEDS :) lol
HippyCalliach 1 year ago
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111WLee 1 year ago
How the hell did this guy say that whole thing, no cuts, without laughing?
deaddirtycarnie 1 year ago 6
Ha! I love it!
Section 3: I proceeded to bludgeon said hobo on and about the head, neck, and shoulder...
Section 4: Upon expiration of hobo, I began to urinate upon corpse.
So if I impersonate a hobo can I do this to my congressman? :-)
Cybermarine33 1 year ago 5
"YOU DON'T MURDER ANIMALS YOU KILL 'EM." ~ Lee Marvin (The Big Red One)
thewikmann 1 year ago 6
"Upon exploration of hobo I began to urinate" is worthy of the Mark Twain Prize.
narozzz 1 year ago
@narozzz I think it's supposed to be ''Upon expiration of hobo i began to urinate''
Gwaziiscorner 1 year ago
I love it
Oli3TB76 1 year ago
Loose this shity ad for visa
angryfishmonger 1 year ago
I love you / (slash) you rule man.
you need your own show.
AAustinWBornman 2 years ago
Holy shit....imagine if someone started saying shit like that for real....those meetings are so boring I don't think anyone would even notice !!!!
rebeltrucker50 2 years ago 16
Section 5A is the best part.
almitydave 2 years ago 15
Haha, definitely
mephigog 2 years ago 3
i dont understand 5a can you explain.
tosb38 2 years ago
i know eh!
nerdyharry 2 years ago
I think I witnessed this...? lol.
exprodigal83 2 years ago 2
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SayYesToReason 2 years ago
Or get reported for them, whatever really.
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yeah like Ted" Kiil a woman" Kennedy, Bill "Blow job Clinton", and Barnie "Gay brothel manager" Frank, Or the DC Black congressmen who stuffed 80,00o dollars in a frezzer. Please they are all corrupt as shit wake up you idiot...the only reason their in power is because of people like you.
BerPC96 2 years ago
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Can't wake a man to a fact he already knows.
And damned if I voted for Obama. I didn't. He is not my "man" (in response to your other comment).
SayYesToReason 2 years ago
Cheney shot someone. Laura Bush killed someone with her car. The list goes on. Hookers,killing people with cars,etc are rampant in government.
jxsilicon9 2 years ago
@jxsilicon9 Don't forget Ted Kennedy's killing too. Very much a bipartisan thing, killings and hookers, u might say...
richardcadbury 1 year ago
i have to return some videotapes
Chubachus 2 years ago 4
I murdered a hobo for purpose of recreation.
LordTharrion 2 years ago 13
1/2" torque wrench would be a much better choice for a weapon though
dharmafreak 2 years ago 8
Moreover, he should have been using a breaker bar or something that doesn't need to be calibrated. What are you going to tell your neighbor or kids? "I'm sorry the lawnmower blades flew into through the window, but my torque wrench just hasn't been the same since that hobo thrashing," just doesn't cut it for me. Let's be responsible, people!
GrayGQ01 2 years ago 5
Section II: I licked my lips. ROFLMAO!
alexbaker98 2 years ago 9
man, this is funny, especially with how serious he is
romo111213 2 years ago 2
I don't know what the hell he is talking about, but so long as the tone and milieu appear official, I think that I am OK with it.
taintitwonderfull 2 years ago 4
poor hobo :)
this is pure class!
juann8990 2 years ago
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i came twice!
publicdrunkeness 2 years ago
Section 2: I licked my lips. Section 2-a: ...
Dougfrilled 2 years ago
LOL... as always some of best satire today comes from the onion
muttgooch 2 years ago 6
and who hasn't picked up a drifter outside of the Sizzler for a thrill killing?
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i havr never murderd PERSOM 4 FUn
the life goes quite qiskly though
publicdrunkeness 2 years ago
man it must have taken a while to bludgeon someone to death with a 1/4" wrench. Poor hobo.
squeey 2 years ago 7
i like the part about not recognising himself.... this is funny shit
publicdrunkeness 2 years ago 7
aw, poor hobo...
patchez420 2 years ago 2
I murdered said hobo for recreational purposes.
h8s2 2 years ago 12
of course a dodge caravan
xAdamSmithx 2 years ago 8
Section 4: Upon expiration of said hobo, I began to urinate upon the corpse...
Canadaman000 2 years ago 12
I know, how epic is that line
kyebean 2 years ago
I like how everyone in the background is fine with what they just heard. Th Onion is awesome
mscwell33 2 years ago 11
haha "just taking out the trash, I've never felt so alive"..
pacosaidso 3 years ago 32
i'm surpised it was a hobo, and not a hooker
Trinnztubefun 3 years ago 7
we've all been there, congressman.
sacs1800 3 years ago 152
its rather scary how many thumbs-up this comment is getting
Deveiel 3 years ago 13
It is scary, Deveiel. It's a bit of a comfort to see that someone else is thinking what I am.
Vegannibal 2 years ago 10
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Sorry, i'm creeped out :(
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
GoodbyeToBlueberyPie 3 years ago
what they are saying is that nobody pays attention to c-span and representative stuff so they could say anything basically...
11scotch 3 years ago 17
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Wow he is so matter of fact about it. No remorse what so ever. Chilling.
seeionlywanto 3 years ago
Holy hell, this is so freaking funny!! The 4th congresional district!! That is MY actual district!!!
fadiekay 3 years ago 2
Will hobo-killings affect re-election?
BackgroundBailey 3 years ago 8
He has my vote, it's very rare to find an honest politician.
neonoc 3 years ago 23
Haha I know right. God the onion never fails at making me laugh. Haha poor hobo never stood a chance.
Morgoose 3 years ago 7
I don't see how this is an issue. A hobo shouldn't be brought up in our political debates. We have to discuss the skull fucking issue from 2007.
vixaroth 3 years ago 23
Ocular Penetration Restriction Act FTW!
CanadianPride8 3 years ago 17
Folks, I don't know how many of you notice, but the Onion mentions Rep. Ingersol numerous times in that awesome ticker of thier along the bottom of other programs. It just gets better!
tailgunner2 3 years ago
section 2: i licked my lips
Jmac1435 3 years ago 6
Lols, Taking out the trash.. :P
12thRegiment 3 years ago 4
ah the Onion. is there any where they wount go? i ghess not very though.
conrad4ever 3 years ago
lol murdered a hobo for rectreational purposes
bizzy2go 3 years ago 3
a quarter inch torque wrench? I would like to see how anyone could bludgen anything with that, other then that very funny
3131980 3 years ago
Ingersoll was a very good man who was not only an abolitionist and a pro-woman's suffrage man, but an agnostic as well. We need more people like him in our country.
Neekstarrr 3 years ago
Neekstarr; kinda interested why this makes him a good man. Obviously you agree with his thinking... however there are plenty of good muslims, hindu's and christians in government around the world. Maybe we just need more good people, not more agnostics... they dont seem to be related factors, (nor. I would stretch; abolitionism and goodness)
notawhiteline 3 years ago
This is a joke about atheists being pure evil.
Robert Ingersoll is a famous 19th century orator and likely the most famous historical American atheist after Madalyn Murray O'Hair.
VeryEvilPettingZoo 3 years ago
I like some of the Onion videos, but I like their articles MUCH better. Anyone else agree?
tylertjp 3 years ago
Robert Ingersol is the great agnostic?
VoteGore 3 years ago
Robert Ingersol is a real guy. lol
Alcazar1024 3 years ago
i laughed some only becuase my mind is well......... strange becuase of my older brothers and thier influence on me, and me and my friends have had, VERY disturbing conversations
Griffrules22 3 years ago
i laughed because tv warped my mind when i was young
etypefan1 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
TheLogicJunkie 3 years ago
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wow... i don't really see how this is funny.
Smullet90 3 years ago
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that's because you're a dumbass.
hey, here's something you can laugh at!
i farted.
there, go ahead and shit yourself with laughter.
bassplayer211 3 years ago
wow. i'm not even going to go there. Neways, i think its pretty funny that i put a comment on here about not liking this and you react that way... maybe you have to have violent tendencies to think shit like this is funny. what's next, are you going to threaten me? maybe call me a retard? your really hurting my feelings.
Smullet90 3 years ago
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ok you totally missed the point. which is why you don't think this is funny. whichis the point i was trying to make in the first place.
it's a genre called SATIRE. it's one of the highest forms of comedy, cherished by those who appreciate the true art of comedy.
i was attempting to get you to understand that the reason you do not like this is that you do not understand satire, and would perhaps be more interested in a fart joke, one of the lowest forms of comedy.
enjoy your failure!
bassplayer211 3 years ago
ok... i know this is satire. i think it is bad taste though. just my opinion. i suppose you really think you are so high above everyone else at you understand comedy better? To me this video is that same as your "i farted" comment. your response to my comments has made me believe you must be around 11 years of age. so enjoy puberty. please do not respond to me again, as it is tiresome to have a debate that other people really don't care to see. if u must, comment my channel or message me.
Smullet90 3 years ago
i dont know man
to be honest, i liked seeing him get owned in comment debating
ManofTreason 3 years ago
Wow...this is sick...and HILARIOUS
3dgfan123 3 years ago 2
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This is horrible....
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You shouldn't tease others about your great achievements.
ElfOfJapan 3 years ago
Japanese Elves are horrible.
kvn25k 3 years ago 4
Why can't C-SPAN be this entertaining?
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i get a neg rep for "23 pages of comments....."?! it's not like it was bad. i was merely making a statement. well, here's another statement! there are 28 pages of comments now. =P are ya gonna neg rep me again? go ahead~
kazumazaki 3 years ago
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yer kinda ghey dude
scoobyDx 3 years ago
I refuse to learn MO about banking!
notimelikenow08 3 years ago 7
Fake Congress is way more interesting than Real Congress!
raydred1 3 years ago 108
Fake congress gets more done. =D
tripeboi 3 years ago 41
Couldn't agree more.
CharlieInABox08 3 years ago 19
Fake Congress FTW!
Robeggnik 3 years ago 15
@raydred1 yeah because instead of real congress they dont cover it up :P
ForgottenMemoryLost 1 year ago
i love youtube!
johnny2117 3 years ago 4
it's a beautiful place.
Xero817 3 years ago 4
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with beautiful ppl like me........
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losermoron87 3 years ago
i licked my lips !!!!
losermoron87 3 years ago 2
oh my god, the Onion is the funniest thing on youtube
transhuman7 3 years ago 13
Ah man, I just love The Onion. So hilarious! I love it.
sodoesrachael 3 years ago 5
This is O-SPAN, not ONN, which should have tipped you guys off. I just like replying to these things like they're real to see what people will say. "gee you is stupid. is oblbiousy faqke, god!!!"
cranialurination 3 years ago 2
Sure ya do, buddy. ;)
sandman103 3 years ago 2
splendid
cranialurination 3 years ago
I can't believe how many people watch these Onion newscasts and actually think they are real. They remind me of the morons who call up the Phil Hendrie show thinking his "guests" are real.
Mrmikeshelton 3 years ago 5
Lol, they think its real because all our Congressmen are murderers/heartless monsters.
Glorthac 3 years ago 4
good point. you got me there
Mrmikeshelton 3 years ago 4
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This is the House, right? I don't understand. How is this guy filibustering if it's the House and not the Senate? Did Pelosi fall asleep? Why is she letting him continue for so long? And why does no one in the Chamber look upset about this disgusting display? Who is this guy, anyway? I've never heard of him. And what is the Onion News Network? I've never heard of it, either.
cranialurination 3 years ago
Ahaha! xD
mad00002 3 years ago 4
Its not real, Its a bloody made up story.
devilmaker28 3 years ago
haha, very bloody indeed. :P
sodoesrachael 3 years ago 2
It's a joke. Obviously you don't get it.
Mrmikeshelton 3 years ago 4
well BREAKING NEWS, UR AN IDIOT!
cyberJamilonc 3 years ago 2
You don't know anything about the rules of the house or senate. He's not "filibustering"--at the beginning of every day every Congress person is allowed some time to talk about anything they want to. It could be to congratulate the Spurs for winning the play-offs, anything at all. Often the Congress people take the opportunity to describe who they murdered the night before. (Remember that anything that happens on the floor they cannot be arrested for.) (cont'd)
greg5566 3 years ago 10
I can't believe you don't know Rep. Ingersol. He's the republican congressman from South Carolina's 4th district. He's the chairman of the House Budget Committee, for god's sake. (Search for "catchphrase" to see a recent debate in that committee about a new catchphrase they are contemplating.) Finally, if you don't have O-Span and O-Span2 on your cable, your cable company must be really lame. You really should call them and demand they include it, along with ONN, the Onion News Network.
greg5566 3 years ago 8
It actually looked like he was in the House Chamber for a minute there.
HVACSoldier 3 years ago 7
"I've never felt so alive..." He's monotone.
shishio98 3 years ago 11
section 2 i licked my lips
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Hobo? Isn't that a word my great-grandparents used?
ClamLuvr 3 years ago
I know, I thought he would've used a more legalese term like 'transient' or something!
burlygurly 3 years ago
To which I replied, "Just taking out the trash. I've never felt so alive."
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Clap 3 times, spin around and say the person you want to be with forever, post this on 7 pages. On this Saturday that person will realize how much you mean to them... you don't do this... that person will think the opposite and never want to see your face again! It worked for me, just try!!!
myrothian 3 years ago
haha he said hobo
UNLVREBELS21 3 years ago
in course of drive home i glance in rear-view mirror and did not recognize myself....hahahaha
stuffthings7635 3 years ago
Lol. Yeah. That had to be the best part.
Lawnmower233 3 years ago
There are no republicans in Skid Marks, that I promise you!
skidmarksthemovie 3 years ago
hobophobic
:)
dialsforme 3 years ago 6
Hell, I thought this was for real. It's believable, given today's republican party of liars, con artists, and public restroom perverts.
xjlmt 3 years ago
Oh republicans aren't the only ones lying, cheating, and having affairs.. *cough*
lithriel1985 3 years ago 2
I don't think a politician's personal life has anything to do with doing his or her job. Just the fact that you care gets the public involved. And there are liars on all sides of politics.
gkdrummerboy 3 years ago
Thank you for that very relevant comment.
billyx333 3 years ago 2
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They're the only ones I've heard about soliciting sex from men in restrooms.. *cough*
xjlmt 3 years ago
Normaly I would laugh at this video It being the Onion, but that happans alot.
85grandmarquis 3 years ago
he used "uhh" a hell of a lot of times
Skai2O 3 years ago
Skai20:
"he used "uhh" a hell of a lot of times"
Perhaps killing a hobo causes an extended case of the "uhh's".
lordtalon69 3 years ago
haha true
Skai2O 3 years ago
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americanoutburstinc 3 years ago
i think i figurred out how they get those wide shots of that room. The man speaking at the podium, if u look closey seems slighty bigger than everyon esle. im pretty sure hes green screened onto that shot. in fact im sure of it. really well done.
l433cl433c 3 years ago 2
I'm joining the Republican Party. You can do anything you want to do. The Ingersols run this country. They have been in charge since Eisenhower. How come this wasn't on CNN?
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urbanradionation 3 years ago
...... Why oh why do you Paultards make such fools out of yourself? Can't you just be a lolbertopian without all the crazy conspiracy theories?
jpbalkenende 3 years ago
Tooooooooooooooooooooo dam funny!!!!!
greatmovieclips 3 years ago
ROFL he peed of the dead hobo XD
voronica22 3 years ago
why don't they cover these lesser know sports on ESPN it's not fair lol
realbeautyness25 3 years ago
my favourite politician channel!!!! :D
Wuzzi55 3 years ago
I love the Onion...
psychomichael 3 years ago
ROTFL I hate all those idiots who thinks this is all real lol
RichardTran0 3 years ago 8
Sorry for my spelling mistake i meant his in front of a screen
djnoreg 3 years ago
I bet that the resolution voting went along party lines. lol
trenchnurse 3 years ago
sizzler's is ground zero for dead hobo's
palimony 3 years ago 9
23 pages of comments.....
kazumazaki 3 years ago
It's that number again...23
eGreg24 3 years ago
Lies!!!! ALL Lies!!! Police report stated it was NOT a torque wrench but a regular half inch drive breaker bar.
SDTimes4you 3 years ago
That is why i am a republican. I am glad he is repsenting the republican party, who wants to start a re-election campain with me. REPUBLICANS FOREVER!!! Lets kill all those hobos!
musichalloffame 3 years ago
You are an idiot ... simple as that ... idiot ...
ariesandpisces 3 years ago
I am embarrassed to be in the same party as you..
VenDeath 3 years ago
its not real fuck face
hama5nicks 3 years ago
Fuck yeah! Go Republicans! Hail Satan! Heil Hitler! Lets eat those damned hobos too!
666DeathMaster 3 years ago
Fuck yeah! Go Republicans! Hail Satan! Heil Hitler! Lets eat those damned hobos too!
666DeathMaster 3 years ago
Where do they get these amazing actors? I thought they were just a website?
RichoRosai 3 years ago
LOL this is so hilarious
nerdelicious5 3 years ago
"Just taking out the trash" ah...ah...ah "looking in the rear view mirror I did not recognize my self" this is sickly funny sick man sick man ah ha ha ha ha
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867530nine 3 years ago
ohhh I see the vid mod
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poka2118 3 years ago
hahahahaha
DoubleHelixStrand 3 years ago