TAKING STUFF

[kniferskingdom220]

lol at (wat r u doing iim taking it lmao lmao twice haha lol

[pashok32]

LOL REVERSE SOUND LIKE A TRUCK HAHAHA

[cst498]

what are you doing?

i'm taking it.

[myelim]

99,954 views

[ducksgonewild6294]

Im looking foward to being older so I can do this.

[futurfry]

Fuck you guys, John is awesome 

[slash4ulzz]

This is why im not subbed to unclejohn....he only steals shit from old ladies...hes not even funny...just mean

[AfternoonProductions]

ahaha the first guy looks like they could be brothers

[ThePancakeSpy]

lol I guess he got sick of putting things in people's carts he decided to do the opposite!

[wijjiamdrum1]

the music is perfect

[TheFireball100]

yeah i hope the ending means you gave it back to the people..

[DJKID777]

he old too and he almost there

[Goold8new88]

He can pick up that water, but he cant hold a wendys cup haha

[RealDoubts]

What are you doing? I'm taking it....... LMAO

[BULLdOGG86]

rofl bananas! no way!!!

[skylitskies65]

When I see old people walking in a store it makes me sad. D;

[jsf926]

Next time take some lady's pocketbook.

[ObtainedReality]

I love how he says Dat. lol "Hey, i need dat"

[yayersful]

aww its not cool when you prank an old woman

[CizreK]

I am surprised you guys are alloud still in walmarts.

[popp1nbottlez]

john is hilarious no matter what he does

[yynnmmbb]

LMAO , great prank

[1996Pruitt]

i love the ending ''you dont have anyting in your cart!'' ''I know, everyone keeps taking it back.''

[Vannessamariahfan]

That was too funny!

[officialdemon]

0:06 they look too much alike

[MrBrownpride3]

Did that lady say

No wey

[Munymuny200]

Don't take it from the old lady :(

[MulberryMurderMafia]

Laughing Out Loud!!

[moona178]

I like the idea and all, but don't mess with an old lady that can't breathe man, c'mon.

[ImakepplLaff]

1:44 AZN reflexes WHA!!!

[MauricioAE1]

Uncle gay

[norton6571]

this is your funniest vid uncle john. keep it up

[SnakeJake23]

the old guy at the start is his twin lol :D

[kylekinn123]

haha hilarious

[spacefrog555]

haha this one is good

[jordan357316]

y u messing with an old lady that cant breathe,,,bogus...

[OwenGTA]

1:45 clutch

[SuperBeatlesfan4life]

ha ha her face at 2:17

[Optipleex]

2:34 and to the left youll see a bulldyke in her natural habitat

[ExperimentLife]

Old people can do anything

[RANSOM931]

2:57 where r u going? im taking it!!lmfao!!!

[aminuk23]

i am taking it, classic!

[LittleMissBuzzkill]

LOL "That's not lettuce is it?"

[crf250r413]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

[MassiveM110]

'that's a good water melon..' *drives off* lol

[nitrorcfreak100]

Laugh my fucken ass off I was laughing the whole entire time. I liked and I loved all of your videos so I had to subscribe.

[101gamecock]

There is nothing I HATE more than the fatass people who use disability carts.

[soulstab24]

2:57 "Where are you going?" I'm takin' it.

[TheDirtoldbastard]

@Jakeakdreday lol

[TheDirtoldbastard]

lol wtf? they look the same 0:10

[Ripto22475]

Lol at that Asian chick.

[imatiggerfan]

hilarious!!!!



[rubbishrider861]

this is brilliant!! :L

[nightmarepablo]

i couldnt stop laughing since the beggining

[fatguyaaron]

Awesome, but next time let them pay for it first.

[Skipe247]

0:09 Uncle John's twin!?

[XPACMARINE]

bannas lol

[happyb1962]

Get a job

[opragorm]

Technically it isn't their belongings until they pay for it xD

[1979wood]

Common man ... Old lady why would u do that to her?

[ilyjoesphadam]

Aww not the little old lady with an oxygen tank :(

[DrKelso55]

@ilyjoesphadam thats what i was thinking

[JOOP60606]

First dude looks uncle johns relative

[MarioSwagify]

"Where are you going?" "IM TAKING IT" lmfao.

[TheAikidoBush]

0:09 ... = Uncle John and Man look the same! xD 

[ja2smart92]

I like the white guy at the beginning...He likes him a fat ass lol

[destinymonyaeflower]

Lmao the faces he gives the people hen he pulls off is priceless

[PublicPrank]

This is so awesome hahaha one of my favorite pranks I've seen!

[bigboss25262]

Honestly, just incorporate this one rule and ur vids will be better. Don't provoke helpless, old people. Most of the time they don't find things that us youngsters find humorous funny. U do nothing but aggravate them. aside from that, the pranks r funny. But, respect for older people pleease.

[IBEBRW86]

"There's a whole store full of stuff" "Ohhh Okay" lol... pricelss.

[kariskarebear]

poor old lady :(

[idontknowwhattodoX]

hahahaha he looks her in the eyes and goes "I'm taking it" and rides away while still looking at her

[TechStopReviews]

@idontknowwhattodoX

I am pretty sure its a chick! Hahahahha

[XxD3ADxTR33xX]

MORE OF THIS.

[dahotone106]

TAKING STUFF 3 NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[sec0ndevolution]

I think Uncle John liked the woman at 2:23 - That's why he offered it back. ;)

[sec0ndevolution]

Do more of these Uncle John!

[KNUKLEBOY]

That old lady is "in the way" @1:12

[alexandredu41]

2:35 = don't tell me this BEAUTY fucks with that FAT GUY !!!

[iguanaman07]

@alexandredu41 thats a fat girl

[Railey0900]

@alexandredu41 i think thats a fat woman.

[TheUglyDuckling123]

@alexandredu41

so what if he's fat. she's not fat but she's not a "beauty" either

[PEPSI14able]

@alexandredu41 Ummmm that's not a guy HAHAHA if you look closely her boobs are sagging.

[Probowler37]

@alexandredu41 It's a proven fact the the hottest women date the ugliest fuckers I'm telling you!

[ultrazeen380]

@Probowler37 its a proven fact that women marry money and guess who has it

[HomeVideoPresents]

@alexandredu41 That's a Dyke.

[lolkthxbyez]

@alexandredu41 lol her dress is covering up about 35% body fat but hokay u think that

[plutocrank]

@alexandredu41 I don't think thats a "guy"... LMAO, looks like a dyke.

[qfizzle2]

@alexandredu41

he probably has game

[MoMo11791]

@alexandredu41 i think the fat guy is a girl. lol lesbiens.

[thunder72191]

@alexandredu41 thats not a guy its a dike

[Skyhawk4362]

@alexandredu41 that's not a guy

[ScarfaceSinaloa]

@alexandredu41 That's a dike dude !!

[samantha6401]

The Though That People Are Acelly Nice enough To See There Stuff Makes It Ten times Funnyier XD

[playerblaze600]

see ok here i look at it this way, if someone wants to take something out of a strangers cart, they have the full right to do so cuz the person that originally had the item in their cart hasn't paid for it yet so there for its not theirs yet.

[VisualLearningZone]

2:41 i didnt know sarah jessica parker was a lesbian

[DrawenStandard]

Get Ed to do this and just stare at people.

[KVlovesJB]

0:05 TWINS !! :O loool

[BeTrueToYourself1000]

Lady. where you going

John. Im taking it :D just epic :)

[fanofCOH]

the last one

Lady: where are you going?

John: im taking it as he gazes back

bahahahaha

[CommonSense90]

"that's a good watermelon"

VROOOOM

[KillUsSomeZombies]

I love his videos and pranks and all, but she should'nt have pranked the poor old lady on oxygen

[ComedyKids888]

"Bananas!" "No way!" funny

[Phadra20]

omg please do another one of these videos!!! they are hilarious!

[HeadOverMind]

3... uncle john needs that

[TheNextgenmods]

lol thats a good watermelon *drives away

[Fulldesmadre]

"i know every body keeps takingit back" (at the end) LOLOLOLOLOL

[cjspano820]

Its not illegal to do what he's doing, funny but not illegal.

[MrMrOlympia]

@cjspano820 yeh we know that you fucking retard you really dont need to point out its illegal

[CurryBiskit]

LMAO does walmart not have security cameras?? hahahha love this man

[32adam98]

lol this kills me but now i cant laugh no more ive watched it for so long when u watch 2 much u cant laugh no more lolll

[SpyroBoyEternal]

I nearly pissed myself laughing at this. The scooter makes it so much funnier XD

[52969RST]

he should have took her oxygen!!!

[rune133]

don't do it to the old people its kinda mean lol

[tonyofromthemoon]

lol fat people and old people

[thechampion5330]

:( poor old lady.

[frenchexoticchick]

MORE OF THIS

[jellybeanman69]

0:06 twins!!!!

[FrankTheMouse]

0:03 look at that ass!!!! i would motorboat that ass anyday :)

[zXOREGONXz]

LOL "Where are going?" "I'm taking it?"

[mattmax11]

i felt bad when he did it to the women with the oxygen

[lovelyxskinny]

@mattmax11 me too!!

[252SlimShady]

At 1:50 you see the lady with the watermelon in between the two of them xxDD aahhh :D

[lordrampage]

uncle john is the best uncle of all time!!!!no one else is better to him!!!

[hercules6123]

Any1 notice the woman with the watermelon in the backround at 1:48

[reeree746]

"Pissing you off since 1950"

[49missdancer]

haha right at the end x

Lady: You havent got anything in your cart!

UncleJohn: Ino everyone keeps taking it BACK! 

Just too funny x X x

[lordrampage]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!LMAFO!!!!



[R4wk3r]

Ahh... Great Value.... XD

[chocolatethickness12]

Lmao

[Shazgi]

Lol wtf

[JonathanRivrols]

I love how everyone lets him 'see' their stuff lol....... The power of old people!

[klb161]

the people think he's an old man so they don't really care

[LyleVertigo]

This is not very nice!

[TomJJ95]

1:34 she's pathetic..

[IHitmark]

aww that poor old lady with the oxygen lol...

[MarcusCoker1]

Hahaha!!!!! It's funny how the ppl just watch him drive away

[antixanaman]

Hahahaha!! "You dont have anything in your cart.." "I Know.. everybody keeps takin it back"

[jkeefe100]

LOL IM TAKIN' IT! HAHAHHA!

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[Seguris]

Girl in the black @ 2:50 is smokin..

[s3xycana]

Love it awesome vid... U have to do more

[drobles394]

BAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA omg too funny!! In my town, someone might punch you out for taking someting outta their cart.

[awesome220]

@drobles394 you mean his or her cart instead of their cart, you idiot

[XDrUmErBoY512X]

guy @ 2:28.

MUST BE RICH!

[DJEtan96]

"Oh u dont have anythin in ur cart... " "i kno, everyone keeps takin it back...." wow that is funny as hell

[grandmasterreggaex]

The fact he's on that shitty scooter thing makes it ten times funnier.

[cj688]

Yh... I would have ran after him yanked my stuff out of his hand then tell him to get it himself. Then I would find myself here on youtube and be like (O_O) ::embarassed::

[EpicXAlex]

Gotta love Uncle John.

[spektrumFTW]

the first guy looks like uncle john aha

[fireice2037]

Aw leave the old lady alone! But she doesnt take no crap! good for her haha

[2mc22fast]

gotta be her brother

[4863440]

what is that chode at 2:40 doing with that hot chick?

[loundeadnlv1977]

@4863440 Hes a GaNgStEr

[Dannnneh]

I'm takin' it... bitches! *rolls away like a boss*

[joshuajmv1]

"I'm taking it" OMG he's a dick... I subbed!

[privateryn14]

@joshuajmv1 i love you

[joshuajmv1]

@privateryn14 Tell me something I don't know!

[lkidznextdoor]

21 ppl got pranked by him

[ballaboy9100]

pause at 0:52 guy in blue has a boner XD

[HagarenXneko]

old lady on oxygen kicks ass 

[JulesWTHthe23enigma]

you can see that i the end after he takes something he stops to give it back

[techno1125]

2:57... Where you going? -Im taking it xD ahahaha

[miamistyle786]

Where you going? I'm taking it. (Mean Mugs)

[jgkilian777]

the music made my day

[26derose]

Make more this is the funniest thing ever

[MrDefcontoo]

Last one is the best XD

[emokibaninjatree]

Bananas

no way

[movieshop1000]

this guy cracks me up! but i gues only old people can get away with it.

[CLOVERCITYY15]

i swear uncle john is better then jack and ed put together

[lorry73]

is it for like noodles...yehh.....what are you doing...im taking it haha lol

[Motormanlova]

OMG that looks like a fuckin GUY WTF????

[entertainmentcrew]

Lady: Oh where are you going?

UncleJohn: Oh I'm taking it *Drives Away*

XD made me laugh so hard!