Fun With Captions

[JanakLegion]

These captions come from the VEAS Episode 20

[JackSavid]

My brother is under me constantly so it's only a matter of time *pause

cause that's how we did her! ---where did that one come from? lol

[greendisease29]

everytime the girl cursed it said jackstraw

[Lulzman69]

"All from the employer jobs" ------> paula jones

[PlaidMutineer]

Hysterical. Was the Apple Juice bit a side-reference to Dayjob Orchestra's Star Trek re-dubs, or is that just a common anomaly of bad speech-to-text?

[Inthehahsia]

I actually went to the original VEAS and turned on the transcribe audio. Now I know where you got the script.

[bub777]

You had me at "From what I know about the air"!

[sasuke664]

captions are gettihng good now it can read most of what you say now

[TFichVe]

Turning on the captions on this video mocking the captions is hilarious too. What a weird feature.

[myshirtgoeswtf]

Why yes, Dornkirk, I would love some of your special apple juice!

I love Dornkirk's voice, so silly and lovable. XD

[Girintina]

Heh Heh Heh time tp go mess with my deaf cousin like the horrible person I am.

[Agaettis]

"The fall of berlin lives to you" ....truly epic

[HPAnimeFreak]

hbi2k should do another one! So funny!

[angbandsbane]

"I believe I'm a runner up in the World Series!"

That line gets me every time. Not just because it so Pythonesque in and of itself, but because it actually sounds like something Dornkirk might really say.

[grimfang999]

put the captions up on the actual series to make it funnier!

[larhonda41]

LMAO they got the "my brother is under me constantly" one correct

[n543576]

LOL overuled

[james927927]

overruled the idea is

[FatDragon54]

If I ever become a ship captain I'm naming it the "Rickety Bogart".

[wienkmaster]

still makes more sense then towards the end of Metal Gear Solid 2. lol

[Pitraptor]

now this shit is fun, especially with the captions on. those captions had absolutely nothing correct lol and paula jones and berlin overrauled the idea is? wtf lol

[WatanukiProductions]

Watch this video again with captions, enjoy the lols.

[ObsidianKnight90]

Wow, hilarious the whole way through. I especially like how entire sections of text are sometimes converted to a single word.

[MrBlindcat1]

Fall of berlin lives to you

[gizmobizness1]

"But what jack straw" captions..they are so bugged it's funny.

[misternaruto111]

Nice 1 ^^

[MrRedtiger288]

rofl captions=awsome

[cactiaregreat]

autism center

[Adidaas]

The Caska voice is as ear piercing as I remember. It's strange how I'm used to it.

[kiTTescAre]

paula jones

a wonderful caption

[mojoabojo]

I turned on the CC and when he says, "the employer jobs" or w/e it says paula jones XD

[0TeamEA0]

"My brother is under me constantly, so it's only a matter of time."

~long pause~

lol I bet that just drove the fangirls wild.

[metalavery]

over ruled this idea is

i couldint said it beter my self

[metalavery]

man i hope they don't stop the caption system

[arelimoon29]

I hope they don't fix the caption system

[kibawolf13]

wow, the caption thing sucks... i think youtube wasn't thinking correctly when they made that. it hardly gets any of the words right lol

[arelimoon29]

hello.

Paula Jones.

Cancer.

The fall of Berlin lives to you.

Overruled!

[Nintony58]

Its funny, the subtitles for this are closer to what is being said than before, but it still screws up here and there.

[Nintony58]

@Nintony58 btw...... Paula Jones.....That's Horrible.

[blaakmage]

what the fuck

[zerokasanshi]

turn the captions on for this video, you might find yourself a bit surprised and confused.

"Hello, they're talking about the january."?

[GaudyMarko]

the heck was that?

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

YouTube has just become a surreal place for deaf people to go.

[AggsOfSpades]

Overruled!

Hold it!

Man, I wish I knew about these sooner.

[Devilsprodigy99]

while this is halarious, it still isn't quite as absurd as when you are watching the episode 20 and have to pause it to make sure that it actually said "My brother is under constant so it's only a matter of time."

[kemokage]

lol yeah these new youtube captions are ridiculous. Most of the time they are in no way close to being right seriously what kind of program is youtube using to make them? They couldn't have tested this program very much before implementing it either.

[BigBombJoe]

Youtube's captions=fail

[Shinigami1300]

Can someone please tell me how it transcribed "What news! Little offerings attract other lawyers but that of blood" (or something like that) into "hello" XD

[hbi2k]

All the audio processing I place over Dornkirk's voice (and probably the silly accent, too) seems to confuse it. Half the time it doesn't seem to recognize that it's a human voice at all.

[Shinigami1300]

That makes sense. I just thought it looked hilarious when there was a large section of audio and it transcribes only a single word.

[silverwurm]

LOL!!!!!! Yeah, youtube's transcription program definitely needs some serious work.

I've never tried out that feature before, I'm definitely going to try it out on a few other videos, could have some hilarious results.

[fishpaw23]

Up there on the right, there's this nifty little thing called an "information box". I know this is tough for some of you, but if you'd read the pretty little words in that box before watching any given video, you just might understand what's going on in said video.

[ShishuHiwatari]

"the idea is overruled."

Oh god. We're all going to die.

[GmelMkII]

you know Michael evidence that he got out of the dragon world series the rose bowl the fall of the berlin lives to you

... WHAT.

[grandpianogeorge]

"My brother is under me constantly, so it's only a matter of time...."

[JORDAN77777777777]

Were you drunk when you did this like the zoidberg video?

[SgtKaneGunlock]

or possibly high but I don't think hbi is into pot

[biohazardcel]

i didn't get any of it :O

[NeoTrent]

....

[EddieDalmunda]

What about the ending where Area and Hour get practical Mexico?

[Emporerofkortoph]

when I use the close captioned I feel like youtube is sending me cryptic messages. "The blood for rick indeed youtube!

[SgtKaneGunlock]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!

[re619]

it's so random...

[mavvi860]

JACK STRAW RIGHT

JACK STRAW RIGHT

[potterinu]

that just confused me

[AngrySamoanVom]

Lol. Now watch the captions on THIS video.

[reversedelusion]

I like that some of these seems like youtube is mocking the video..

"paula jones" "cancer" "Sure."

[arelimoon29]

Mocking the 20th episode more like it. When hbi says cancer in the video, it doesn't show up yet in this one it does when he never says it.

[Lottech96]

heh yeh the caption totally missed. the vid is cool. I'll look forward to the next abridged. KUTGW!

[Jowgen]

That was... odd...

[VManden]

I don't get it.

[agellve]

@VManden  Turn on the caption.

[imasillypiggy]

@VManden turn on captions

[plainoldwill]

lol this was both hilarious and made no sense whatsoever ive seen lol cats that made more sense than this lol keep up the good work lol

[keenvden]

The result? A rose bowl.

[enkopingsbo]

how do i obtain this text beta?

[789shadow]

Hmmm..I can't see the captions.

[Raptorianxd]

"Overuled, the Idea is."

That was the best part. Nicely done, Hbi.

-Raptor, out.

[tehSnark]

It's a beta version. They're still tweaking it.

[tehSnark]

"fall of the berlin lives to you" lol

[du4l1ty]

This just in world series = rose bowl.

[Jjkaybomb]

ha! Sometimes its so confused at a long speech, it just says "hello" and "sure" XD

And remember kids! The fall of berlin lives to you, and you alone.

[EternaDragoon]

At first I didn't get the video. The I finally figured out how to turn on the captions.

I laughed so hard my eyes teared up.

[KaelWolfcry]

Wow, now I'll get to see all my favorite videos in new, fun, horribly senseless ways! Thanks for the heads up HBI!

[NimhLabs]

LMAO~ XD XD XD

It is always fun when people test these new systems in a creative manner. X3

[Nonemed]

For all who missed it turn on your caption audio translator from the "CC" icon and enjoy the hilarity :)

[Vincentsdream]

Paula jones!

[ckyvick666]

i turned the caption thing on. at :18 "if there's so much couples choose how did you get a hold of that?" "paula jones"

[castellanofarsante]

Does anyone else think it's more than coincidence that the program transcribed 666 perfectly?

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

No. XD

[castellanofarsante]

Aw... ;)

[SugarCape]

lol

it's even worse with youtube poops

the video was already sentence-mixed

the captions just make it worse

[mwong666]

I got one. IN RUSSIA, The fall of the berline lives to you!

[CardGameRappers]

I hope they fine tune this caption system.

[evilpaul626]

awesome

[metallavery]

lol what are the chances for it to say the idea is over ruled

[metallavery]

fall of the Berlin lives to you.... LOL

[metallavery]

helo well there talking about jaunary.

[Jinrokh]

Bonus game: Turn on the captions for this video. It's just as nonsensical.

[BrownGaijin]

@Jinrokh For coming up with that idea, you get a thumbs up.

[BalmungSama0]

"My brother is under me constantly."

Am I the only one who thought that was hot?

[HAHAHAUSUCK2]

What is this, I don't even

[flawbertrobert]

the idea is overruled

[sasuke664]

overruled

[Oblivion124]

This is why I love you hbi2k, you find something hilarious and run with it.

[TwilightSage89]

Captions: They're like an abridged series to an already abridged series!

[collegsucks]

Now that was funny

[YorkJonhson]

I guess the captions still need work. lol (The return of Caska's voice makes it all the funnier.)

[nocturnalsamurai1000]

overruled!!!

[Zhortac]

"If there's so much couples choose how did you get a hold of that"

"Paula Jones"

WTF? o.O

[Kcets]

Oooooooohhhhh Youtube.

[tarrin4ever]

APPLE JUICE!!!! For half price!

[KatrinaCabrera]

ESCAFLOWNE!

[Sephariel]

Austrian cancer !

[Rathdrgnknight]

AHAHAHA. Oh this is gonna be a lot of fun...

[vincentsclone]

What news? Little offerings attract an alliance of that of blood. = Hello.

[BlackHatProduction61]

it's like the captions are just talking about the video..

[GanXingba]

Ah, the wonders of modern technology

[darnax1]

well that settles it, there is no longer any point with coming up with your own material for an abridged series. all you have to do now is say some lines out of nowhere, put them in a video on youtube, have it interpret it, and string something together out of that

[GuttedWrenStudios]

Shaz: You and me in Japan. Watch me dance.

[MisterFiend]

We can listen to Led Zepplin and eat cheddar cheese.

Apple juice!

[GENIUSGT]

lol "overruled" at the end made no sense

[LordViral2]

Lol "The fall of berlin lives to you"

[yamiangie]

and then putting on the CC on this video makes things even worse.

[TurboNemesis]

dear god, it's like it was written by Dayjob Orchestra themselves. THIS IS MADNESS!

[SXAbridged]

Folken got his apple juice from Paula Jones. O_o

Why are all the captions references to the Clinton era!?

[Konataproduction]

@SXAbridged Have you heard of "Gaming in the Clinton years?"

[SXAbridged]

Actually, no. No I haven't.

I was too busy playing video games in the 90s.

[Spectator21]

I think they built their program using television news commentary as a reference.

[kalaar]

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DOUBLE CAPTIONS!!!!!

i watched THIS video with captions...it broke my bladder.

[lordthenightknight]

Didn't quite laugh, but I also tried using the captions on this.

So... this beta definitely needs a lot of work.

[SilverZeo88]

I noticed it other day, and it make this nonsense into even bigger nonsense.

[TeamFartTaco]

did anyone else get "puala jones"?

[DairunCates]

@TeamFartTaco Well, I've never gotten her, but yes. She showed up.

[TheItchinader]

If you skip between the beginning and towards the end of the video you can jumble a mess of captions all over the screen.

[kyubihanyou]

I just knew you couldn't go the entire series without using that ol' Casca voice at least once. It's just not one of your works without it.

[Nick3889]

LOL fucking nice Hbi

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

Some of the closed captains sound like a cheap way to throw advertisement into videos.

[denongreen1]

WOW. This cc option is gonna put a permanent look of confusion on the faces of the hearing impaired.

[superslump1223]

I don't get this

[jooshiscrazy]

"fall of the berlin lives to you"

"the acting I don't mean the history of sky"

"overruled", "the idea is"

LMFAO

[killemallnow123098]

lol caption fail :P

[crimsonwings9999]

Huh, who could have known that VEAS clips match so perfectly with dialogue from Finnegans Wake by James Joyce.

[animedude1287]

I dont get it.

[woot2802]

Over ruled the idea is.

[KyaStar]

may have died a little bit. xD I don't understand this feature of which you speak!

[Bunjithewolf]

it's the CC thing next to the volume

[jooshiscrazy]

@KyaStar Put your cursor over CC on the lower right corner of the video player, and click Transcribe Audio.

[KyaStar]

haha! I get it now!

[NinjabushZ]

the hell is all i got to say

[EvilChicken25]

This was easily one of most hysterical things I have yet to witness on YouTube. It was a never-ending flow or randomness that was neither intelligent, nor stupid. It was just....funny.

It's videos like this that start/continue new trends, and I am thankful to have seen it. Bravo sir!

[sasuke664]

i believe i just came...(i see that we jester with cream.)

[twilightwindwaker]

Hitomi's voice has changed. There's nothing wrong with my computer is there? It sounds a little messed up at the end. I don't see any closed caption feature on youtube! Where is it?

[gir908922]

LOL! XD

[DairunCates]

Yeah. I too realized how hilarious the captioning is. Glad you made a video out of this. Someone needed to. I think some of my favorites off my own videos are "I mean what happened. it looked like beaver week," "gigli off," "why use the words of and you can use uptick and Oregon also," and a section where an entire 6 second segment of constant talking was translated simply as "Juan".

[DairunCates]

@DairunCates Also, now that its processed the closed captions for this video, TRIPLE hilarity. It gets even worse. Maybe someone needs to chain a series of videos with different authors where each person makes a video with the closed captions for the last video. Then again, by the third video, it would get nearly impossible to read... Either that or the whole thing will get boiled down to "Hi. Sausage."

[OnyxLeo]

I don't see the CC option. o-o

[CaptainMandos]

Always nice to get hbi2k doing a female voice. Wait... I didn't mean that!

[wienkmaster]

did my mind just get violated?

[orgixvi3]

Casca!!! :D

[SabinleRose]

Oh this amused me SOOO friggen much.

[jpace92]

Hahaha awesome

[Robotfan987]

I was totally going to do this! Thanks Hbi2k.

[godzilla419]

dude, that is too funny.

[thedudewithdaface]

...

[OrderofADD]

Your old Casca voice!

[1KidsEntertainment]

Rofl

Damn, I might do one of these myself. I guess you found the new caption system pretty stupid too, huh?

[70sJEBUS]

lol i switch on the captions everytime i see the option XD

[HaudNomen]

WTF, mate? What exactly are these the closed captions of?

[DoctorChibi740]

heh...

[animefool6499]

First o.o?