Summer of Music: Dance Clubs Are The Worst

[chigeh]

Dance clubs are all very different.

[ONeilTD]

drink enough, have fun, feel like a scumbag next day.

[galicory]

Thats why i stay home, watching vidios on the internet...  cuz i have no friends! :D

[eudemon002]

@galicory i feel yo pain

[dudewtf1776]

dance clubs really do suck. and most of the guys there a fucking idiots. i got a beer watch where you fucking walk you fucking sloth. and it gets hot as fuck in there and the chicks are so trashy.

[achmedda3rd]

fuck dance clubs when your sober......

[sampsalol]

Lol dance clubs are pretty fun if you're just drunk enough!

[theanalyticalkid]

can't get enough of this song. Sadly.

[TaGangstaShopQuartet]

Lol, i love Josh!

[abovebiscuitcrumbs]

it's funny 'cause it's true

[Fliptheonly]

I know where he went wrong... He's just not drunk enough ;)

[rockbar131x131]

Pub Crawls are the best!

[lukeiamyourfaja]

Clubs really do suck, its all just annoying music and bitchy women

[Spinnakerrr]

Ahahah, how would a club let you film this in there establishment, love t!

[GoldenCrusader93]

i do not even know why i always go to dance clubs again and again...

[shaughnessyboi]

i hate parties like this. problem is, if i don't go to them i won't be able to socialise and be forever alone...

[rrlloo1]

You're not going to the right clubs. There's still ones where people actually come to have a good time, at least where I live.

[mynameisnotalfredo]

Jesse Novak is a great producer! His early work with Olde English Comedy is SO underappreciated.

[RazielFallenAngel]

1:08 Same black guy?

[TheOceanspray99]

I'm in middle school, this is just like a school dance.

[scski14]

@TheOceanspray99 ... no... its not

[TheOceanspray99]

@scski14 It is for me.

12 year olds who try to be mature by swearing, CHECK!

Girls who chat way too much, CHECK!

Teachers trying to be cool, CHECK!

14 and 13 year old d-bags, CHECK!

[scski14]

@TheOceanspray99 no booze, no money, ends at nine, your mom drops you off, shitty music, no lights, no drugs. Not the club experience

[Hrady55]

@TheOceanspray99 Trust me Hun high school dance are wost then this 

[TheOceanspray99]

@Hrady55 May I get a better explanation on why?

[aomzus]

2:09 - LOL !

[Slickstar08]

Anyone can post the lyrics to me? I'm a bit blurry

[Roronoa2zoro]

Being anti-social is a self preservation technique! :D

[hollyhuffstutler]

I just got home from a club, where I had a great time. But I still found this very cathartic.

[LAsWeirdest]

Couldnt have been truer...

<3 from LA.Liz

[160moebius2]

Getting drunk and dancing in your underwater at home is better :D

[mlovecraftr]

Remember when that stupid horn was in EVERYTHING!? Specially in regueaton

[Ontinara]

Is it ironic how there was a Dance Anthem CD advert before this started?

[mlovecraftr]

2:09 Gottcha, he is smiling

[yugoxgc]

but to be honest with a good pack of friends you'll have fun any where, going to a dance club alone is just sad

[AkilZodiac]

@yugoxgc the guy in the vid was with his friends. dance clubs are still retarded

[PivotSlashDZ]

2:16 and pause it :D

[stephenrodgers1000]

i thought i was the only one...

[daq16]

Sore Loser that guy was.

[extragunbon]

SS Yearbook. O_O

[JRod527763]

1:32 Aww! He was just starting to have fun too! D:

[ta15246]

If he hates dance clubs so much, why would he ditch his friends and lie to get in...

[MySoapbox124]

@TheOceanspray99 dance clubs are awesome and that's coming from a 16 year old who has been to loads! :D

[TheOceanspray99]

I'm 13 years old, I need an honest evaluation, are dance clubs awesome? I might need that info for the future.

[yugoxgc]

@TheOceanspray99 depends on the music you like, how much money you're ready to spend, and if you like to dance since it's the only thing you can do there apart from drinking, forget about speaking with any one, you can barely hear any one but you could learn sign language

[michiel2047]

@TheOceanspray99 it's not the club, it's the event and the people that matter. If it's a good venue with great dj's playing your kind of music with your kind of people going there (in my case students) then you can have a great time. Going to any venue (even the great) on a normal night with a couple of mates can be really boring and tiring.

[iLiKeCeRe]

Dude if i had that big of a tab, i would've ditched that bitch. Here in Prague, there's hundreds of people entering clubs so they'd never remember your face :D

[adislavchev]

27 hoes that guy is awesome

[MrLYPH]

only 30 bucks for a drink,... woah :O

[hannahlovesmerder]

Lol go Josh! Love Dans singing

[ColeFried81]

@ 00:39 It's starts to feel like we're watching a Timberlake video

[shawnconnry001]

what dose he say RIGHT after "$30 dollors for a pepsi" but Before he says "my hearts bleading keddnys burst"

[Vlurqe]

@shawnconnry001 luddgdgsusbhh

[Kembervon]

@shawnconnry001 "the bass makes my heart, spleen and kidneys burst."

[shawnconnry001]

@Kembervon THANK YOU! your a big help my friend.

[seventeenandcynical]

this song is too catchy

[Marc12313]

I still remember when this came out.. Played this 24/7

[MyBlackmagic666]

It's true i payed 15 bucks for a fucking beer!

[1991shadowheart]

@MyBlackmagic666 Is THAT all you payed? Payed $16.50 once..

[PhatCatProductions]

Rebecca Black @ 0:14

[Marc12313]

@PhatCatProductions hahaha

[anonymousfilmstudio]

1 year later, and it's still so funny!

[devildogLS]

37 people wear roger federer cologne

[Marc12313]

@devildogLS what about the other 234..?

[crazypiemaster]

Dance clubs are the worst...

[locoalegos]

lol

[bobington1234567891]

the E he took is kicking in...

[pineapplepie52]

2:04 right in front of Josh....it's Casey Anthony partying it up!

[GoldenCrusader93]

You forgot the next morning when he wakes up next to the ugly chick.

( and probably forgot to use a condom )

[CaniBiteyouu]

@GoldenCrusader93 i thought that was the reason you went to dance clubs? if you wanted a girl friend you go to a bookstore

[imperiomrr]

Dance Clubs Are The Worst !

FOR REAL !

[hotrdumommy]

Was definitely singing this to myself at a club this weekend lol!

[OrangeOrangeOrange5]

lmao! ha ha ha. :]]]

[pepsonex]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

;)

[MultiMermaidMan]

God this guy is boring he does not know how to party hahaha

[silantbill]

@MultiMermaidMan I'm sure you're such a fucking party animal though, right Mermaid man?

[MultiMermaidMan]

@silantbill Oh yeah for sure party hard all night! I just don't understand the problem everyone here seems to have with dance clubs. I have to admit though they are the best when a lot of your friends are there and it's just one big party hahaha

[yohanjay2]

Every time my mates go out clubbing without telling me I play this to remind me how much of a better time I'm having with my 2-min noodle and 'friends' DVD-box set.

[Cpt50Caliber]

@yohanjay2

YOU fellow YouTuber are what I like to call.....smart :D

[DynomicPierre]

I totally want this on iTunes.

[ShakeITyEA]

where is the melody from?

[AEMoreira81]

@ShakeITyEA The tune is also a CollegeHumor original.

[lvrcmps1027]

that was a nice jerk off to 0:31

[mopeyg]

i feel like that guy every time i go into a club..

[Trigggggggggggger]

haha this is so funny. I just turned 18 and my first time I went "clubbing" almost all of this happend. Especially the thing with the bouncer.

very amusing! :)

[bollabling]

agree with you on that, but if they're playing dubstep, it's freaking cool if it's a tight space

[weresmypants1]

What the fucck

[Cooldog74]

@zoey10001 I'm guessing you're a kesha fan...

[ashli188]

@zoey10001 it was a joke obviously

[kevinx237]

@huynherexpress Don't call people "white;" it's insensitive.

[Carlosmashiado]

damn almost a year and still love this song one of the best thing college humor ever did

[Sapov]

put the lyrics!!

[florianbooms]

Josh looks a little like sam worthington

[kevinx237]

omng where cn i get da instrumental 2 dis song

[monstermashsmb3]

@kevinx237 I doubt your brain can proses to learn an instrument with spelling that poor.

[kevinx237]

@monstermashsmb3 *Process.I thought it was clear that it was a joke. Learning an instrument, are you kidding me? PROSES?!

[monstermashsmb3]

@kevinx237 I'm sorry my 'S' key is messed, I have to press hard to type it and I was typing fast!!

[GuardianMike]

@JonnyNice also, 11 big girls thumbed me up :P

[TheLizGang]

This is going to be my summer anthem.

[lifedeathandinternet]

wow looks like fun!!! yes i love guys with unnaturally large nipples!!!!

[hollisterseagullJS]

Yeah, that's totally how I feel about Sadies.

[kevinx237]

"hoe" in the middle with the red hair..i love u.

[kevinx237]

i tell him yo

[shortys00100]

these advertisements are fucking bullshit!

[Ish55]

I see Tertisces is having to bounce on the side to pay the bills.

[aznlova87]

thats exactly how i felt last friday night

[Ayanra]

Oh god, I'm having homecoming flashbacks.

[Kosyghin]

This is why I don't bother with clubs or bars. There's always a douche-bag at the door trying to keep you out, and if you actually get in, whaddya know...more douches.

[1santino1]

@Kosyghin

Not sure what sorts of clubs you've been going to but I've enjoyed every single one of my nights at clubs...

[Kosyghin]

@1santino1

Don't come to Sudbury, ON!

[lilmehtz69]

Oh god, Ke$ha has really put a bad name on dance music..

[adikz1195]

I JUST LOVE JOSHUA HAHA

[wawabug]

pubs are the best

[WontonSandwich]

its funny coz its true



[hollyhuffstutler]

I hate that horn!

[WingAngelProductions]

Lol Spleen, silly organs.

[gladrial89]

The commercial before this was people in a dance club dancing to Cee Lo. How ironic.

[recniterockerchick]

School dances aren't much better. The only difference is the lack of alcohol (usually).

[PrinceofCats999]

@recniterockerchick

Or in my school's case, nobody got up to dance, which was lame :/

[recniterockerchick]

@PrinceofCats999 - That's another thing. At my school, there's "dancing" (if you can call bumping and grinding dancing), but it's in one giant mass of kids who smell like B.O. DX

[PrinceofCats999]

@recniterockerchick

Euuuuuckkkk DX

I'll pass on that. I prefer to hang out with a few close friends at home anyway lol

[TheRoylubash]

Co za asy

[popsita]

co za asy

[rems1995]

@1:40 What the heck are those two guys doing?

[TheHouseman3]

obviously hasnt been to Ibiza ;)

[ASLCheck]

hahahhahaha omg dis is fucking greatt!

[sijordan2]

Haha it's so true :))

[BreukelensFinest]

FRATY DOUCHEY DUDES!

[0Goldeneye0]

Yeah just turned 19 (canadian) and went to my first club. Honestly every thing in this song is sooo true!

[ProjectLonely]

Dance clubs are the best! Well they used to be, now you cant even smoke in them. Might as well rave at the dentists! RIP clubs.

[Amarynthine]

1:32 eww

[Tw1St3DSt33L]

2 ecstasy tabs and alot of booze, then you'll never want to leave a dance club

[kyleangus]

Who's the cold chick with the "tiny booty shorts" at 0:32? She seems familiar...

[dduble07]

@kyleangus that could be sarah

[paigeXwasXhere]

@dduble07 its not sarah

[nathanrenard]

The blond is a fatty? :P

[blackkakari]

This song should be in every dance club!

[JBPonedByTeamHilario]

ITS MK's BODYGUARD!

[MrDudeman10]

this is my exact thought process at clubs

[Misel982001]

Προχτες πηγα στο καλουα και ηταν πολυ καλα.ηταν κατι πουστηδες και χορευανε και ο μπαρμαν τα εσπαγε ολα με τον θανασακη στα ντεκς

[8bitprice]

Can totally relate to this song, dance clubs are the worst! And while I'm sure some people do enjoy all that, clubs just aren't for me.

[hamakavulla1]

Great song

[kevinkosmo]

where's kesha ?

[Gilnar13]

@kevinkosmo

who's kesha?

[kevinkosmo]

yeah...will do.

in fact, I'm dancing to this video now.

just not in a club.

[kevinkosmo]

yeah...will do.

in fact, i'm dancing to this video now.

just not in a club.

[canariondecanarias]

xDDDD this is real xDDD

[pinkklash]

they are actually the best if you are attractive and under the influence

[TheTrappybeaver]

this is my favorite summer of music

[Lehmo20]

This is great, so True.... Guessing the dislikes of this song is either sluts or trashy silver chain dudes ^_^

[killmcc]

@Lehmo20 or kesha

[nightelve123l0v3]

@killmcc Kesha falls under the "slut" category.

[fionalina]

This song is great! Should be available for dl!

[Hutcarlingos]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo true

[Markdad41]

It's fun cause it true.

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

lol josh your my favorite after dan and amir.

[Wantsomecowbell]

You forgot the part when a really ghetto ugly black chick comes up to you and she acts like shes all that and goes, " Bitch you gonna dance are stay with these white hoes"

[daji79]

that dog should be shot.

[courtnay4802]

They forgot the part where your friends who just want a friends night ditch you coz they all wanna get laid

[GoldenCrusader93]

i hope this was the best pepsi of his life!

30 DOLLARS!!!!

[xPeonyx]

This is so true, if only they talked more about sluts and man whores grinding

[EddyMorino]

2:12

I can't believe they got Ke$ha to guest star!

[MarkSickBoy]

@EddyMorino dude thats courtney love ¬¬

[dduble07]

@EddyMorino I dont think thats Ke$ha

[paigeXwasXhere]

@dduble07 its a joke.....

[AAAwesome1]

He doesn't have to worry any more cause he can just jump on his Galaxy Tab and drown out the club. ; ]

[KratoSalza]

who's the girl at 0:34, the one who's cold

[gilgr8]

NORMAL PEOPLES DONT HAVE THEIR PLACE IN CLUBS LET IT TO THE CLUBBERS

[Seanze329]

555553 views! So close!!

[MonkeyMan2172]

quick question. How could his girls not get in when the she-zilla getting grinded by Erkel could?

[12sheets]

@MonkeyMan2172 They Snuck In.

[PrincessSerina13]

@MonkeyMan2172 She was with 27 hoes too.

[AhhExpoldingMonkies]

i love JOSH he's hot

[Zoiros85]

@ArtypNk Found only beer prices (0,5L), but they are substantially less expensive than drinks: Front, Aker Brygge 80,- Herbern, Aker Brygge 73,75 Fridays, Karl Johan og Aker Brygge 72,50 Albertine, Aker Brygge 72,50 DS Louise, Aker Brygge 72,50 Bord brasserie og bar, Aker Brygge 72,50 Lekter'n, Aker Brygge 71,25 Hard Rock Café, Karl Johan 71,25 Grand Café, Karl Johan 71,25 Pernille Friluftsservering 71,25 Sara's Telt, Karl Johan 71,25 Stortingsplassen friluftsservering 71,25 ...

[ArtypNk]

@Zoiros85

So, beers are ~12$. That's quite allot for 1 beer, seeing how you can buy 3 six packs for this price in my country.

[7MrProfessor]

does anyone know what song this is a parody of .. or if its an original?