The Late Show Presidential Debate Recap

[imbonnie]

how bout an Obama recap? It's all Bush's fault. Waa waa waa....waa waa waa waa waa waa waa.  I don't know if a baby is a person 5 minutes before they're born...even after they're born no one can be sure. Change change change change change. Kill more babies. Tax more. waa waa waa. I'm the president.

[BradFazner]

@imbonnie wtf are you talking about?

[tyndarius]

That turned into mccains nightmare. more like fannie mae and freddie krueger hehe

[WetTurkey]

any americans reading this: i take pride in stereotyping the majority of your country as arrogant god-fearing ignorant racist rednecks. i have had enough of hearing about your stupid election and your stupid faces and heads.

[elmatador451]

Then what the fuck are you doing watching videos on youtube about the campaign? Fucking dipshit.

[ThInTrM]

elmatador451, Aussies like WetTurkey are a depressingly common sight.

Apparently, Australians need some other group to mindlessly and obnoxiously hate on while keeping up the facade that their nation is an enlightened, racism-free society.

I've seen a lot of news reports and testimonies from Americans living in Australia who have been harassed by jerkasses like WetTurkey. Hell, Aussies like to think of us as sceptic tanks, calling us "seppos."

Their "tall poppy syndrome" is disgusting.

[elmatador451]

Now worries, homie. There's a lot of stupid people in the U.S. too!

[DCOPE5]

Compared to all you boomerang throwing pacifists? A dingo ate this guy's baby.

[MustangRevolver]

wet turkey u fuking terorist! i am going 2 hunt u down shov the u s flag up ur caramel ass kil u and then post the vid on u tube as a response to this.

[ZombieHunter56]

earmarks earmarks earmarks earmarks earmarks earmarks my friends my friends my friends

lmao!

Letterman made a Youtube Poop!

[canoli56]

whoa!!!!

[hiiamrick]

Why is that Republicans always want to pull Rev. Wright out, but forget about McCain Pastor Hagee and controversy for his religious beliefs and comments regarding Nazism, Catholicism, Islam, homosexuality, Jews, and Hurricane Katrina.

Heck Hagee hates everybody and everything I bet he is gay, yet he hates gays.

[lost953]

If you had bothered to watch the whole video and read the bible you would know the prophetic traditions behind what he was saying, and you wouldn't sound like an ignorant hick.

[laurasvids333]

well, now... either people want to criticize obama's pastor, or call him a muslim. complete ignorance.

[sld48gem]

rotting corpse

[uni000ver000sal]

I don't get it?

What is the secret here hillbillies?

[barbiedock]

lmao.!

[starox222]

lol

[1954decaracas]

jUST GREAT!!! JAJAJAJAJA!

[epiphany4z]

you shouldn't miss this one ......my friends!

[dstangarone]

Look up "Presidential Shaving Cream" to see a good perspective on the candidates

[gamefan0]

my friends my friends my friends STINKING CORPS!

[nperry123]

You know Obama could very well win this election. But this will be the first time I have ever seen an election that has been based purely on pop culture for a candidate. It is just the wagon that everyone has hopped on this election because of all the celebs. For once just think for yourselves. Just like Letterman, Oprah, Tom Cruise, PDiddy, and Obama he is just a rich guy who could care less about you. He wants more book deals! 50 million blind mice, see how they run. You couldn't be more wrong

[polishedrazor]

BILL HICKS SHOULD'VE BEEN PRESIDENT

love my caps locks, if only for a moment

[redsballsareb1g]

i trust the obama/biden team! real change comes in november!

[TomRyanFilms]

Check out ANYONE CAN BE VP, the hit cartoon about Sarah Palin

[eastmanweb]

Educational Background:

Obama:

Columbia University - B.A. Political Science with a Specialization in International Relations. Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude

Biden:

University of Delaware - B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science. Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)

This ticket is better prepared to handle the challenges that we face.

[eastmanweb]

Educational Background:

McCain:

US Naval Academy-Class rank:894/899

Palin:

Hawaii Pacific U.-1 semester

North Idaho College-2 sem

Univ of Idaho-2 sem

Matanuska-Susitna College-1 sem

University of Idaho-3 sem-BA

It seems risky putting this ticket in the White House.

[nperry123]

George Bush went to Harvard and Yale and Graduated in the Top 10% of his class. But I am sure you have something to say about that. I know you tried to be intelligent with all your fancy Googlin and all but McCain has much more experience than Obama, and Palin runs a state with a 5 billion dollar budget with a surplus. All Biden did was take the bus home and take care of his own damn kids and people call him a hero for it. Well good, I'm qualified too then because I take care of my kids too.

[djmetric123]

He is NOT graduate in the top 10. He barely scrapped through.

[rch4strs]

Letterman knows what he is. A dork. Have you seen him fawning over Tom Brokaw? What a farce.  And the way he seems to think Brokaw

knows anything about anything is hilarious. Brokaw READS the news. He is not an expert on anything! Letterman is a typical Obama supporter.

Obama has the MOST LIBERAL voting record of ANY Senator.

He is best friends with Reverend Wright, and extreme racist. You are not as close as those two without believing in the same values.

[BurntCatMedia]

I could have sworn he said "my friends" way more then what was shown

[omarhea1]

gop go to hell

[Stevo203]

Get McCain in the White house so he can start his fantasy play-with war and such!!!! And then bailout and die while the rest of young Americans suffer on..

LOL it's funny but most of all very scary.

"Its a tough world out there, I know how to deal with it....but if I die, this hockey mom can handle it--Go watch Sarah Palin's interviews...republicans are trying to hide her from the press...because she can only do written speeches,she knows nothing!!

The white house is not a nursinghome

[fadhlirahim]

Had just seen the latest ad from mccain and I must say that there is a whole lot of difference between them.

What we need right now are positives tones set by the leaders. Not some old politician calling the other 'risky' or 'dangerous'. Giving out half truths. Using scare tactics to scare the American people just to win votes.

American needs real CHANGE. Americans need to rise and fight and believe in Obama.

VOTE FOR OBAMA/BIDEN 08.

[downhillbiker07]

MY FRIENDS!my friends my friends my friends... times 100.. lol

[rehctawfin]

McCain would say it to his faces but he just talk and talk and never answer the questions like he has done ever time. whats the point Obama you don't answer ever so why should any one ask you they need to just look it up for them selfs right?

[dianad12]

woahhh that is funny!

[isk8sodou2]

gosh thats funny

[nperry123]

Wow David Letterman is getting old. I think I watched him like 15 years ago and he looks like he's about 120 years old now.

[yermom804]

and yet still younger than mccain :)

[vitmorv]

vote 4 that one

[alitespace]

lol

[kirkleblanc]

Now "THAT" is funny... Obama and MCCain approve of this message!

[uncanny15]

my friends

[houseboi90]

Im going to say it again... IF you vote for McCain/Palin - you better shut the fuck up when life becomes another version of the BUSH admin, but worse.

[lordgluzman]

I couldnt stop laughin but Go Mccain!!!

You can win.

[UfficioScherzi]

Day by day Obama increase skills and experience

Day by day Mccain is more closer to tombstone...

[yulatheterror]

hmmm this reminds me of something:

my friends, when you come to the end of your self its time to see the wise counsil. bla blA bla bla the good book. join me saturday mornings at 6.

[ants4209]

My Friends? What is this old bastard talking about?

[nzalud2]

freaken hilarious!!!!!!

[antivert20]

LETS TALK AIP , FEAR CARD ETC...

[MattieCooper]

And that sums it up!

[nperry123]

Yeah for sure. Obama just sat there looking stupid while McCain ran all over him. I will DVR'd the debate and I am going to watch it later, but it looks like Obama didn't even say a damn thing.

[nestworthy36]

What debate were you watching? Obama was calm and eloquent, as opposed to agitated and nutty. Face it, the old geezer has lost it. That's why he's plummeting in the polls. That's why he'll lost this election.

[MattieCooper]

Obama annihilated McCain at every turn.

[nperry123]

Well with Obama paying groups like ACORN $800000 to register people to vote 72 times apiece. There is ALOT of proof as well so please do spit out the talking points that Madona and Oprah tells you to. Because I already know. What, I have no clue who ACORN even is, Ayers who?? I cant control if Wright is a racist. Rezco illegally got me $300,000 off my house,My friend Ludacris wants McCain in a wheelchair? I didn't know. Please vote for Obama just because its the cool thing.Vote THUG TICKET 08'

[FromThePlanetPluto]

Eg sample posting: "I want to lick ur neighbour's balls,man" This was one example. There were heaps more. Its over the top stuff and unwarranted. Its not at all the reason why i bought a house in that district.

[ladydawn1973]

Obamma is calm because he has got the POWER he wanted ;)

[Spencermx]

My friends, Y won't anyone be my friends?

[17brandiff]

LOL!!!

[karinablack]

LOL DAVE!!!

[davethedrummercancun]

Good job to the editors!!!! I got sick of the "My Friends" bit. I can't stand the idea of 4 years of that crap... wait, when would Palin/BUSH take over? 30 days after the election?

PLEASE VOTE OBAMA/BIDEN 2008

THEY CAN HELP US SAVE OURSELVES, MY FRIENDS!