Dane Cook's Bleach Jesus

[zanza813]

3:47



[Maddie11611]

of course Urahara says "LETS HAVE SOM YUM YUMMMMMMS~<3"

[shelbyfrisk]

cruton oh crist lol jesit ha!

[silly12020]

i perfer Holy-O's ^_^

[EdwardElricLuver1]

wats the song at the end?

[animecat237]

THIS IS WHY I DON'T GO TO CHURCH!!! Peace rap!!!Yum yum! I love Jesus food joke and if you don't go @$%#% yourself.Your move holy man!!

[animecat237]

THIS.........is why I don't go to church!!!!!!!!

[patamon3]

PEACE OFFFFF!!!!!!

[Xxminicoop360xX]

DANE COOK RULES!!

(BLEACH<3!) ;D

[comhonee15]

Those 38 people are either atheists or catholics that don't like jesus jokes. Well, HELLO DANE COOK IS CATHOLIC!!

[ninjaramengirl]

thumbs up if you kept replaying 2:09

[MrTy567]

let have some yum yums

[VivaLaMarshmallow8D]

that bit where dane cook is like

"GOOD MORNING!! :D"

i fuckin crack up everytime it :L LOOOOL

[ZackRangeFilms]

what is the end song

[JCcrazzee]

let's have some yumyums!

[RockinChick254]

What episode is 1:38 ? i know its when ichigo trys to kill the hollow that killed his mom but i forget the episode

[MusicBookLuvr986]

@RockinChick254 Its either 5 or 6. I think.

[lokele1]

I'm a Catholic too and I do the same thing when it's time to shake hands with some one :) I'm not alone.

[MacyPooh196]

"Good Morning! Life is Beautiful! Hahaha!" Lol

[ichirukirocks98]

and Kisuke would be a wonderful priest or pastor or watever you want to call it

[ichirukirocks98]

i cant decide where Keigo fits better: the little insane-sounding angel in the box of Christ Chex or the Kool-Aid man

[coroixiwa]

your move holy man....choose wisely

[Freaknweird651]

... Was it just me or was the angel's laugh a bit insane-ish?

[xWonderlandpower526x]

Where can you find Christ Chex? I want em!

[sparrowgirl84]

bahahaha hilairously random! ><

[3gaaraWshippo3]

3:30 lol... "Renji... take it off."

[AMUTO24]

LOL WHEN HE SAID YOU DO NOT LET GO OF ME .. ICHIGO SAID, WHY ?

[EmozCookiez]

Keigo: GOOOOOD MOOOOOOORNING!!! ^[]^

[bookwormchick7]

how does Dane Cook not laugh when she says these things?!!??!? I would never be able to say this stuff with a strait face!! XD

[RockySubterra]

3:48 YOUR MOVE HOLY MAN

CHOOSE WISELY

[deaththekidiscool1]

that was AWESOME. i want that cereal

[chippewie]

omg i love it right b4 he says in the middle of church there would be snack time you can hear hime-chan go bwahahaha

[mrbunnylovespancake1]

very cool

[Nightmare4020]

"Peace Off" LOL

[anicaes1]

wasn't the first part about the mass, from another comedian.

[catmanjensen]

GOOD MORNING!!!

[animeluver168]

"gotta make it up as you go" subtitles say - spur of the moment, looove it ^_^

[evilakatsukigirl09]

lol a jezzit the holiest snack around! XD

[XxSockmonkeyxX]

lol nice.

[xxMrBrownstone]

Not Dane Cook's best gag. And by far not the best gag on church/religion. But a funny one still.

[crazymonkdude]

GIN IS IN RUKIA! 3:51

[catmanjensen]

the little angel is on crack!

[ichigomewmew1231]

LETZ HAVE SOME YUM YUMZ!!!!!

[hitsugayasgurl848]

cruton-o-christ! LOL! XD

[IMRxCI]

lmao Buhahaha in there

[BleachBasket108]

renji looks lika monkey 3:19 to 3:25 ...hehe (big surprise)

[angie95974]

lets have some yum yum ive made snacksssssssssssssssssssssssss­

[SynBelask]

"your move holy man" XD im gonna say tht 2 my pastor

[19torento]

That'd scare the crap out of me if I was eating cereal and Orohime flew out of the box. It works better than bran buds!

[LordManda2]

Better check the date on that Lord xD

[AxAgent666]

PEACE OFF!!!

[cheeseyrawr]

2:06.... that face scars me. Y_Y

But it's so funny.

[sugar2028]

Lmao "Check the date on that Lord it seems a little stale"

CHRISTCHEX!!!!

[EvilLittleAngel475]

"Start your day off the holy way with ChristChex " LOL

[fairyfoxes4life]

lol this is the best dane cook video i have ever seen! XD

[DRKAugumon]

As wee eat peaces pieces for the lord rofl

[L2453]

at 3:40 it sounds like something that Jim Carry would say

[HELLSING3660]

whats the ending song??? love it

[DrSentenial]

99 luftballoons redone by some band or another

[HELLSING3660]

GOOD MORNING HEHEHE LIFE IS BEUTYFUL xD

[cloudceper]

i love wut u did with orhima at the end LOL

[numbuh1nigeluno]

I. Completely. Relate. To this.

[KHKHKairigrl]

Now after watching this.......I realize that Ichigo scowls a lot. XD

[Pottzy2006]

then why are you searching for Bleach or Dane cook? because you got nothin better to do? your life must be sooo fun

[dj3037]

DANE COOK AND ANIME DON'T SUCK, it's just you, not the video

[Girlygurl123]

Thanks. You know, I really thought it accentuated the kind of entertainment ass hats like you would decide to comment ignorantly on. :D

[EKhan89]

The video synched up well with the sound for the most part. Very well done.

[khfan2343]

"Start the day off the holy way with Christ Chex"

LMFAO

[Hollowolf51]

man.. this guy is funny

[ChaosBladewing]

Catholic Ichigo X Rukia... I like it...

TO THE FANFIC CAVE!!!!!

[SparklySunset]

its not ichigo x rukia O_e

[ChaosBladewing]

sez u...

However, I am a licensed shipper, and am trained to see the things you mere commoners overlook :P

[nenauchiha22]

hahaha u funny!

[Yukiwolf1992]

keigo at the end!: GOOD MORNING!!! omfg you timed that perfectly! x3

[HarmKTrust]

BWAHAHA? creepy

[Fluffypopcicle]

kisuke urahara the priest XD

[Bairinde]

How the hell does the video relate to the sound clip???

[Girlygurl123]

Idunno, dude...I made it when I was in like 8th grade or something. Chill. :D

[xxzombiexchickxx]

@Girlygurl123 lol time for a revision...

[XxTheRealRitsukaxX]

*''Peace off!'' XD ''Dont let go~! You do not let go of me!'' XDDD ''Let have some yum yums! Ive made snacks~!!!'' XDDDD lol a jeez-it XD

[sparklingbluelight]

"no f*ck that guy" lol tht matched up perfect! "peace off!"

[RougexShadow007]

And the peaceful disciples said

My peace I leave

My peace I give to you

As we ate a reese's pieces with the lord

And he sayed I have a peace of lint in my peaceful eye!!!!

lmao!!

[CrazedTacoEater852]

SWEET JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[actionreplayuser]

whats the song at the end?

[tigerXxlover123]

go ichigo chirstflakes is a marikle and angel pops out good morning life is beutiful hahahaha XD

[BlueRed117]

which band is singing 99 red balloons at the end? it isn't goldfinger

[RoargoesLions]

Reese's peaces with the lord

XD

[simplysara97]

start your day the holy way with christ checks!

LOL

[kougagirl2]

"eat it like chirst checks *LOO LOO LOO LOO*"

ahahah love that part!

[supersaiyan5warrior]

4:27 Ichigo's wtf face.

[kikiyo63]

yull move holly man o.0 chose wisely

[wintervicki]

start your day off the holy way with Christ checks.

it's a miracle in a bowl. open up the box it's like AAAAAAAA!

little angel flies out... "GOOD MORNING!! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!!

[kikiyo63]

lmaoo tht would so b a great cereal

[The4gotton1]

The Lord's a little stale today.

You better check the date on that Lord.

[PrettyCoolie]

Let's have some yum yuuum, I've made snaaaacks hahahahaha I thought I would die of laughter XD

[regalbryant902]

Your move holy man...

Choose wisely...

[daddyslilgirl21096]

Let's have some yum yums~~ I made snacks~~ LOL

[theEyepatchEagle]

GOOD MORNINH LIFE ISH BEAUTIFUL AHAHAH

Holy shit I love that part

[VASON528]

dane cook is hillarious!! MIRACLE IN A BOWL!!!

[1230jazzie4560]

a lets have some snaks

[mrsgrimmjowjaggerjak]

GOOD MORNINH!! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!

X'D

[XGiftedGamerX]

Jesitz....^_^

[PrinceCurtis]

LMAO, I just noticed the last part of the credits.

[PrinceCurtis]

PEACE OFF!

[kougagirl2]

its actually 6 times rapid fire, I even checked.

[Kisame257]

your move, holy man

[kougagirl2]

ahahah I love that part....

[zztop1098]

lets have some yum yums

[cougargirl858]

Start you day off the Holy way with Christ checks... a lil angel pops out of the box every morning and says "Singing-AhhhhXO!goodmorning, life is buwtiful!" lmao

[jokojock]

lets have some yum yums

[soulicide2036]

nah F*** OFF!!!! ......PEACE OFF!!!!!!!

[keruni]

cruton o christ, rofl

[54spiritedwill54]

the ending was awesome

[RavenChloe]

Holy crap this is hilarious. XD

[superfan890too]

4:27

[hakuren32]

hey what was that song at the end?

awesome vid! love dane <3

[Manbehinddemask]

99 red balloons

[keruni]

lets have sum yum yummmmssssss!

[BustThatBitch]

"GOOD MORNING!!!!"

[ILoveJareth]

LIFE IS BEAUTEEEFUL!!!!!!!!!

[MinieSkirt15]

LOL HAHA

[SplitInfinityOver0]

Y'know, this is actually a rather acurate representation of a backwards Catholic church.

I'm Catholic, and I find this funny. What is wrong with me?

Dane Cook is the funniest guy this side of insanity.

[tsukihime33]

I feel his pain. I hate going to mass

[Ixi73epicwins]

"No, DO NOT let go of my hand!!" lol!

[levistout]

1:37

[HinaNaru495]

"GOOD MORNINNGGG!!!!!LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!"

lol wow that is funny as hell

[biggyborf928]

4:38 was so fucking funny i kept rewinding to it over and over and over but not a 4th time because that would be silly =P

[ZaziesRainydays]

Peace OFF!!!

[Larfe517]

wOOt CHRIST CHEX!!!!

[kinoc12]

christ chex, my favorite cereal

[redinferno5]

Hey who sang that version of 99 red balloons at the end

[Seemscool]

Yey yum yums! I made snacks! Yea yea yea.... Wt monkey. Fuck no...... Hell monkey!!!!...Bwahahahahaha! What are you? I'm not gunna ask....Helo Holy man.. I'm Cristion... GOOD MORNING SUN SHINE! ^^ BOOYA!

[angelsmurf16]

the angel part = brilliant XD and "lets have some yum yums! I made snacks!" XD Dane Cook is really funny.

[Seiferzed]

whoever made this video is a retard

[animefan0224]

Christ Chex xD i want some now

[csicrime98]

I don't get it but it sounds funny...

=P

[Rockrchik53]

Helloo!! Good morning!! life is beautiful!!!

[moonknight87]

lol orhimes bwaahaaa best random moment

[XaiKurochiKunoichi]

Oh yes, I loves me some Christ Chex :P

[kai946]

we ate reaces peaces with the lord XD : well heas doing his peace rap this is church and your like fuck that guy ... HEY PEACE OFF!!!!! lets have some yum yumz!!!!

[Rane246]

I love Christ chexs!!!!!!!!!!

[afterschool123]

hello good morin! that part is funny

[doorshop02]

good moring

[shadowwolf4714]

Let's have some yum yums!

[RPCJerkobi]

Yay Christ Chex!!!

[PetitePerson]

who sung the ending song (99 red balloons)?

[miyou164]

Nena.... :)

[PetitePerson]

but it was a guys voice

[miyou164]

Yeah....I typed that comment before I heard the ending,othervise I have no idear...Sorry. :)

[Girlygurl123]

AFI. ^^

[PetitePerson]

Thanks :D

[livinghellgirl]

"your move holly man.chose wisely" lol XD *dies luaghing*

[Girlygurl123]

LOL, that's my favorite part. :D

[Ishidalover]

roflmao lol that was good upload ty ty

my family watches this too lol now tomorrow morning im gonna wake up early and dress up like an angel in a cardboard box and say " GOOD MORNING! I FEEL SO NCIE TODAY!" or whatever lol can u give me the title for the last song at the end?

[Girlygurl123]

99 Red Balloons....the AFI version. ^^

[monkeys959]

a jesuit lol

[Higefan1]

the angel part is going to give me nightmares. it is creepy

[Girlygurl123]

Hahaha! :D

[sonny821]

lol peace off do not make peace with me! XD lmao

[MyNinjaSkillsKickAss]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[cloud66]

WE ATE RESES PIECES WITH THE LORD LOL

[MaikoXKataangXSukka]

LETS HAVE SOME YUMYUMS!!! I MADE SNACKS!!!! ahahaha that is soo funny!!

[lchigoKur0saki]

Start your day the holy way. LMAO!!!!! *opens box* HAAAAA!!!

[Girlygurl123]

LOL

[VxZidaneXv]

start the day with chirst o meal

[FurubaDragon]

OMG one of my fav by Dane got to love

[Girlygurl123]

LOL, I agree!!! I also like the one where he talks about naming children... "Rrrrrr!!! I said no cookies!!!" XD

[Eileen2k]

lol awsome! peace is comming!

[narutobleachawesome]

the ending was awesome

[Girlygurl123]

Thank you! This movie got better at the end, lol. The beginning sucked. XD

[AnsemXIII]

Your move holy man ^_~ choose wisely! lolz