Ellen's Portia's new early job Monologue 11/14/08

[keleic]

every day, i get so exhausted after laughing my butt off watching ellen videos! XD love ellen! she's the greatest!

[RJ8873]

she always cracks me up. love watching ellen after my work......automatically...all the stress vanishes :)

[SiHaNnI]

Ellen invented SWAGG

Portia invented SEXY

two great facts

[rebeccahannah82]

love her!!!

[mj4evern1]

im in the cluuuuub with my hooomies tryin get a little v i ♫ yeah yeah it's my fav' song Lol . Ellen funny as usual ^^

[MimiNguyen14]

@TheDevile2010 Really how did you know????

[tanayaonline]

@TheDevile2010 no she is not

[raideroftheinternet]

It's not Ellen if she doesn't go over that table...

[lucybyu]

my favorite ellen monologue!

[Gr3taax]

my alarm clock is on my phone, and the Usher - YEAH! song wakes me up every day! it wakes me up so quick, because i get scared, and jump out of my bed :D i recomend it to all of you :D

[devilspride07]

AHHH!!! ELLEN YOU ROCK MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

[Sasami10]

The paper route really threw me off. Gotta love Ellen.

[kyox89]

gosh that was hilarious!

[MultiFootball123]

haha she always goes over the table lol

[martynka01011]

Yep... this alarmclock... I think we all would like that.. :D

[bbphnix]

@martynka01011 mobile phones can do that; record you're voice saying whatever you want and make it the alarm sound;

[Hannanball13]

IM TRYING TO WATCH 100 ELLEN VIDS.

full vid.4:35

start:12:24

end:12:29

#78

[malinkaalenka]

I would love an alarmclock who says sweety it's time to wake up!

[TheTinycat]

a paper round lmao

[dotcom312]

@TheTinycat My English is not very goood, I didn't understand it. May I ask what she means?

[englishgirl69]

a paper what? i miss what she says i dont understand what it means! x

[Laurie2332]

a paper route: it means delivering papers to each house.

[englishgirl69]

oh her pronunciation was just different then i get it now.. we call it a paper round :) x

[lizel16]

lovelovelove ellennnnn... :)

[SummerSunshine1988]

4:15 in the morning?!?!?!?!

My brain won't even function at that hour!!!!!

[sltsl]

whatis the name of the song?

[fun2handle]

@sltsl

it's usher with 'yeah yeah' =)

[sltsl]

Thanks a lot

[MsBranNu]

it's clearly on the screen. Yeah by usher

[rekhary]

love it..

[Revolos55]

I love Ellen :D

[celticlass07]

I LOVE THIS VID!!!! aww this always cheeres me up when am feeling blue ELLEN ROCKS YOUR SPOTTY SOCKS !!!!!=]=](dont even say she dosnt u knw she does)

[LUaKMa2]

portia is ellen's wife duh people!!

[nomercy3000]

LOL her siser LMAO where have you being :p

[MrsEDGxxx]

Portia is Ellens wife.

Go Ellen, we luv ya.

[elmosonfirehaha]

"I start having the strangest dream where Portia's backing up a forklift!"

LMAO!

[Lenithka]

For me getting up early is like the worst thing, I used to have an alarm clock that beeped so much that my neighbours were gettin up with me(I mean those at the other end of the street...at the other side of the country)...so I am getting up with a song -but thanks to the fact I get up early...I hate the song soon, so I change em a lot:D

k so to my mornigns and also Agree with lovingeachday1989 :-)))

[roloslawa]

you know, as my alarm clock I set this "just keep swimming" song that Dory sings in FInding Nemo... so I wake up with Ellen every day! :) great thing, you should try it! :)

[toysoldierivana]

i love that!!!!

[lovingeachday1989]

love ellen^^ she always make me laugh. every time i feel down, i just watch ellen, and it really works. so thank you ellen!!!

wish you and portia happy forever!!!

[kaybarn05]

I so wanna dance with ellen! How awesome would that be!

[AbbyMaura]

she does seem tired while dancing^^

[incredibelolo]

can someone tell me what "she got a paper out" means? please!

[buffalokid5]

she said she got a paper route... as a joke because people who deliver newspapers have to deliver them very early

[incredibelolo]

thank you so much!

[roxmanaic]

lol jep I have a paper route and I get up at 02.50 AM. Deliver my first paper at 03.15. Six days a week. And I love my job!

[shylasofetch]

guys check this out,ellen said in one of her interview that her wife portia de rossi is gonna be on her show sometime in march to promote her new show on ABC "better off ted"! im so excited to see these two together in one show for the very first time! can't wait for that day!

[wittyworldlee]

ooh! march 16th :D

[akkaside]

i really hope someone uploads it

[CelineDionFan4life]

"Ellen, sweetie, it's almost time to get up. No rush, you need your beauty sleep, afterall you're a covergirl."

i luv ellen, lmaoo <3

[blenderpanzi]

19:20 = 7:20pm (its german/european)

[xtaffy]

oh, I just love Ellen. she's so funny.

[Jovarn]

omg she gonna be on the show!

[sannaol]

How do you guys know Portia will be on the show??

[incredibelolo]

At 0:48 she says that Portia has a new show on abc and that we will hear all about it and... "we will have her on the show"

[misfitbasketcase]

shes gna b on the show in march:)

[katz2cool2003]

Ellen announced it

[4BittenLovers]

hahaha i love her shes hilarious

[maripili123456]

Anyone knows when Portia is going to be on Ellen show??? I can't wait ...

[uste25]

me too

[CelineDionFan4life]

sometime in march, im thinking it'll be on march 18th since it's premiering that day, or maybe she'll be on a couple of days before and Ellen will keep promoting it till it starts.

[Alias4707]

Monday - March. 16

[misfitbasketcase]

loooooooooool

i luv her!shes great!<33

[DIBSguitarstar]

"ellen, sweetie, get up" lol

[ritacab]

Había dejado de creer en el matrimonio, pero cuando escucho a Ellen hablar de esa forma y ver que esta tan felizmente casada, me hace creer otra vez en el matrimonio...

To those what not speak spanish I tried to translate...

I do not belive in marriage... but, when I listen Ellen talk that way and she look so happy to be married... make me belive again in marriage...

[lezti101]

yo tambien pienso lo mismo

[LexCooBukaba]

"Yes, she got a paper out." xD

"A slow beat like, beep beep beep. And then I had the strangest dream that Portia was backing up a forklift." Lol oh ellen xD

[Maybeeee]

Wow, Hillary Swank really nailed the dancing ... Now, I see that :D

[sabbysyc]

can't wait for Ellen to interview Portia! that's going to be a great episode!

[LexCooBukaba]

I want Ellen to interview Portia too! When you see them look into each others eyes, you just know that they just "fit". Like it really is "true love", ya know?

Anyways, congrats to them on their wedding.

And another thing, GO ELLEN!! AND PORTIA xD!!

[Karliang]

Wow. This part got censored in the country where I live. I actually have to Youtube this part. FANTASTIC, this place called Singapore.

[PegasusLover]

When is "Better Off Ted" coming to ABC anyways?

[sumyellowsoup]

January 2009

[PegasusLover]

well...yes I know that...but when? O_o

[ExaggeratedCool]

apparently now its march 18th....o.o

[whirlyfan]

i know my alarm bleeps too feels like your in hospital hate it !

[mmm4dmb]

how is she 50? shes so freakin cool

[jeningjeanne]

lol that was aooo funny!!!!! i was laughing the whole way!!!! lol they make a great couple!!!!

[realista07]

you need your beauty sleep, after all you're a cover girl, LOL!

[nana001986]

WHOOOO Portia on the show..can't wait!!! They are sooo cute together!

[ebe10]

this monologue is really sweet!like every 5 sec Ellen says Portias name!And the moment she says 'By the time i managed to stop the alarm Portia was already finifhing breakfast!!

[xm1ch1x]

yay portia's finally gonna be on the show!

[kludiaega18]

i cant wait for portia to be on the show

[nooby459]

LMAO!!!! so funny! and i cant wait until portia is on, just wish it played in england, i'll have to youtube it! : )

[cola306]

Please, I will definately IQ that Episode, when Portia on the Show. That will be wonderful.

[PegasusLover]

YES!! I can't wait!!! Wooo!! *rolls around*

Woo!!...Portia is hot...sorry that was a bit blunt...>.> *cough*

[lozlovesidol]

YAY. Can't wait for Portia to be on the show. Am so happy now!!!

LMAO >>>> Paper route.

[LexCooBukaba]

I love them!! I'd totally go gay for Ellen x] Lol!

I love this mono!!!

[divinemissm15]

I absoloutely love ellen!!! Gotta put this on my list of things to do when in the states.....be an audience member at an ellen show!!

[n30n90]

"we'll have her on the show"

OMG - IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOREVER!!!

:D

[SilentNinja0]

she can talk about her wifes new job. I don't know if she wants on the show. maybe

[cguzman88]

"Even though i dont have to get up for another 3 hrs,thats marriage" ROFL!

[Majeska]

"So Portia just got a new job where she has to wake up at 4:15 am!!, yeah she got a paper route" haha love ellen =)

[noemi176]

genial..ellen entrevistando a portia, eso no me lo pierdo..será divertido...

jaja muy cierto lo de las alarmas...uno entra en panico buscando el boton para apagar :D

[fransheskka]

Sabes cuando será la entrevista?

[noemi176]

no para nada...todavia no se sabe...pero imagino que será en este mes de diciembre porque la serie saldrá en enero en USA...y debe promocionarla antes de su estreno...

tendremos que ser pacientes :)

[ferg1221]

i wonder when Portia will be on? I can't wait !!!!!

[7nanohana]

Thank you for uploadning

[mariavoloh]

thank you

[ellenway92]

'a slow beat like.. beep beep beep.. and then I had the strangest dream that Portia was backing up a forklift'. Lmao. :]

[ShutterbugF]

I have a clock radio...and I'll tell ya...I get exactally what she is talking about. Except instead of a forklift all the people in my dream break out into oldies and classic rock songs. Try having a prison dream where all the imates break out into Funkytown.

[excessisthenewmodera]

Holy crap...this is already uploaded on here? I love you man. I'm ecstatic for Portia to be on as well! I hope she gets interviewed.

[derossidegeneres2200]

Thank you thnak you

[lezti101]

omg cant wait to see portia on ellens show as a guest instead of being in the audience and is the show shes talking about called better off ted

[mantsuwtlove]

I know i can´t wait either and i think that it is that show! And it is so tru about alarm clocks... it is one big panic in morning when you try to shut it off....

[genericaccountuser]

I don't think she is gonna have Portia on her show, probably legal dep would say conflict of interest or studio would advice them not to... but yeah It's called Better Off Ted and early review from thefutoncritic has been positive overall so I can't wait to see it either. It won't be on ABC until midseason next year.

[ProxyConty1]

Conflict of interest....? Really? It's an interview on a day time talk show, not a triple heart bypass...

Anyway should be fun - can't wait to see it.

[attestthesun]

portia is definitely gonna be on the show. this is the second time she mentions it. and i don't think there will be a 'legal' problem at all... ellen is supposed to make people wanna see what people are there to push. she is definitely gonna want people to see whatever her wife is doing. jimmy kimmel has had sarah silverman on A LOT of times. and they've dated, broken up, and gotten back together again. see? lol no problem! =)

[lezti101]

when was the first time ellen mention portia being on the show?

[genericaccountuser]

That is good to know! =) 'cause sometimes those who control the studios are crazy people. LOL

[kushya]

i love ellen

[Vanessas2Dance]

omg i hate alarm clocks too!!

[ferg1221]

thanks for uploading :)