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  • she couldnt find a husband so she got a male chimp as a substitute. makes sense.

  • LOL THE COP GOT TRAPPED IN THE CAR WITH THE CHIMP

  • thumbs up if you think fantomfriend3 is an idiotic piece of shit and that he should've got shot instead of that chimp who should've been left in the wild

    just because some stupid lady needed a chimp as a house pet

  • OMG this police wtf they culd just chase him away beat him or cup him :O its a chimp not a gorila you dont need to shoot it jezus...

  • Lol for humans u.s cops like to use their gun as their first ditch effort

  • @0salot LOL. Yeah cops will shoot a CHIMP WHO JUST GOT DONE TEARING A LADY'S FUCKING FACE APART. dumbass.

  • @WhiteWolf56765 yeah but they tried to use a taser first you dumb inbred piece of horse shit....... most humans, the cops just grab their gun

  • @0salot Great! Save the tax payers from paying for useless pieces of shit who kill people and shit.

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  • I would love to kill a chimp. They're disgusting!

  • @colt4667 what the fuck is wrong with you?

  • I really think the human race has run its course...

  • WHY THE HELL WOULD U HAVE A FUCKING CHIMP AS A PET?!?!? THAT'S MESSED UP, GET A DOG OR A CAT OR A FISH!!!

  • its the same with every animal depends how u bring it up i watched another attack of this and she was training it for comercials and it was obiest!! iwant a chimp

  • Could you imagine the animals action news network reporting the atrocities humans do to them

  • Who has brainwashed you, my friend, into believing that "something is seriously wrong with an animal attacking a human"? You, rednecks, are evil, cowardly bastards (it's not personal), aren't you, a mob that will demand death of an animal that does what it ought to do. That sort of thing is called "an accident"… except for one party at fault, that ugly junkie hag. Do you take vengeance upon the cliff a friend falls from? Americans do, apparently.

  • Okay so atheists Are attacking christians for believeing in souls, animal lovers are being attacked for loving animals (even at stupid levels) and all races are at a war. Just shows how far society has come.

  • Wow, reading this comment page proves that people will get in racist arguments over almost anything.

  • Yet another shining example of why wild animals should be left in their natural environment and not kept as so called " domestic pets".

  • i cannot beleive this woman needed the help of the police before, she should be locked up for her stupidity, there is a reason why some wild animals are classed as such, because they belong in the wild. when will people learn. oh & as an afterthought to say that americans are the people who keep wild animals is a ridiculous statement considering people all over the world make the mistake of assuming they can control these animals as pets everyday, & yes you are extremely bloody rude.

  • i cannot beleive this woman needed the help of the police before, she should be locked up for her stupidity, there is a reason why some animals are classed as such, because they belong in the wild. when will people learn. oh & as an afterthought to say that americans are the people who keep wild animals is a ridiculous statement considering people all over the world make the mistake of assuming they can control these animals as pets everyday, & yes you are extremely bloody rude.

  • He Was Hungry....

  • How THE FUCK can you Americans continue to be so STUPID and allow WILD ANIMALS AS PETS?????????????? Have you NO education???? Thank god Im from Europe, we THINK over here with our brains instead of our cowboy stupid hats! Keeping wild animals as pets is so DUMB!

  • @taina1968 Taina how dare you unsult my country and my people you damn whore.. 

  • @kadafi5150 : "Whore"? Your stupid remark just confirms my theory about you, there are som really, really stupid people in the US, and you are one of them. Teenage dumb idiot, go and eat a burger and get fat in your stupid country

  • @taina1968 Go shave your armpits and wash your face you dirty European. Yeah we are all fat in America, you such a deuchbag. You are the one putting this incident as an American thing, even Americans think this lady is crazy for having a wild animal as a pet. Don't bad mouth my country!

  • @taina1968 ok first off, you are insult a whole country for the actions of one crazy woman who owns a chimp, that alone makes you and idiot. I am not a teenager, and im not uneducated, in fact im a university student in California. Juvenile jail? why would i be there, I live a great life =) I call women like you whores, how would you like it if i insult all of Europe for jack the ripper.. yeah think about that one you fucken whore.

  • @kadafi5150 She has a point, mate. She's not intimating at all americans, but at the archetype american, representing the totality of properties that clearly distinguish one from a European, for instance.

  • @taina1968 What an ignorant comment. Shame on you.

  • @taina1968 Idiot, there is ppl who has chimps in Europe too, also Lions etc,

  • @taina1968 People in America will keep wolves, tigers, and other crazy shit as pets because they think it is "cool" These wild animals may seem cute but like you said, it is dumb to have them as pets. They are very dangerous and can go back to their natural instincts.

  • @taina1968 Well, I do agree with you at a point. I'm from America and sometimes I do hate my country cause Americans do some stupid things. But I've heard lots of other countrys do some dumb things as well.

  • @taina1968 get the fuck back in your smart car. dont be pissed cause your continent is our country's bitch. yee-haw motherfucker

  • @taina1968 cowboy hats?? lol get real i wear beenies dude you sound like an ignorant prick.why dont you go back to looking at your pornographic news and marrying 12 year old girls.

    ps. yes the woma was a twat for keeping a chimp as a pet at least keep a gorilla shiiite i love my lion :)

  • @taina1968 yeah dude, aren't u just really fucking smart. judging over 300 million people by the actions of one person. ur pathetic

  • There's a reason behind everything. I wonder what the reason for the attack was.... the real one.

  • @Emidretrauqe Chimps often become morbidly aggressive @ puberty. Apparently his owner did not know it was time to place him in a sanctuary.

  • That's actually a pretty meaty chimp...lets just say I wouldn't have an arm wrestle with it!

  • Also research blacks who were hung from trees and that black man from Texas who was dragged to death by car,look at his gruesome pictures. Yes people shut off your tv and think.

  • They only shot him, cause he was Chimp.

  • Why would a woman live, eat, sleep, and grope a damn ape like it was her husband or something?

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    Having a pet is one thing....rolling around in bed with a damn monkey is sick sick sick!

  • even humans killed human, don't even mentioned animals.

  • Ive seen pictures of white people murdered, raped and robbed by blacks---and believe it or not, more disfigured than this woman attacked by the chimp. Don't believe me? Do a search on the murdered white Boer farmers in South Africa or check out newnation . org . Ergo-what, sincerely, with no sarcasm, but honest inquiry, what is the diferences between blacks and chimps living in same society? Don't call me "racist"-shut off the TV and think.

  • @Gravelandart ,I've seen pictures of black people murdered,raped and robbed by whites---and believe it or not, more disfigured than this woman attacked by the chimp.Research Emmet Till,that black boy that got murdered for whistling at a white woman. What is the difference between whites and chimps living in the same society?

  • @Gravelandart Precisely the same as that between us, the whites, and chimps. Their ancestors' genes hadn't been systematically pestered with by some entities from cosmos to contorn this natural prey to most mid-sized and large predators, the feeblest per-unit-of-weight, awkward creatures into a wickedly dangerous vermin. There goes the difference between chimps and the blacks (and the whites, and even more so, the mongoloids).

  • this also show us how weak animals humans are phisically, good thing we developed a good brain

  • that would be fun as fuck to shoot that son-a-bitch!!!

  • The fucking bestial sex fuckers are at fault.They should have been the ones killed. But then again, Jungle Fever,Baby!! Having chimps as pets happen in many countries,but the USA is famous for fucking animals (trust you me, more than ANY country in the world) so that explains it all. Poor chimp, tired of 3somes and shit. And those "people" are more animal than then chimp. And only a "I listen to whatever any cocksucker ,glass-wearing faggot says" dumbass can possibly believe chimps are Human

  • real sad to kill an animal for bein an animal, why do people take such animals from their natural habitat and expect them to act like people, maybe that was the chimps way of saying i want to go back home where u took me from, same with big snakes, and when a tiger or bear eats a human, people act surprised. stop making every damn thing u see a pet, its not meant to be

  • If Chuck Norris had been there the woman would still be alive and they would be celebrating with an ape Bar-B-Q with chitlins.

  • @TurtleDove38 the woman is still alive but she was definetly mauled really really badly.

  • i had sex with that monkey to :)

  • sandra probably had sex with it too

  • lol i saw the pet chimp attack documentary and i saw it ambush a officer in his car, hoe the guy shot it was amazing man but thechimp should be kept in the jungle not a house there 99.9 percent human and the other 00.1 percent is wild!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Chimps are 0 % human and 100 % chimp, your 100% Darwinist nut job and 0% smart

  • Even in Africa we know enough NOT to sleep with Chimps!!! They are animals!!!

    This woman lived and rolled around in bed with the damn ape?!?!

    She had dinners and wine with the monkey and gave it pills to calm him down.

    ONLY IN THE USA will sick shit like this go on.

    Why would the US government allow a woman to live in a beastial love way with a Chimp and grope and fondle a monkey like it is some sort of Romance!

    Sickos!!

  • all you angry assholes need professional help, i'm right ,no i'm right, no my religion is better, no mine is, i'm good, your bad no i'm good your bad, will you idiots quit talking the talk, without walking the walk, somebody do something about this bullshit, or it's just going to do this for forever !!!! ASS HOLES!!!!!!!!

  • You USA idiots do not get this do you?

    This crazy woman was drugging and then laying around in bed with this ape. She slept with the damn monkey!!! Dumb US assholes.

    "She had a Husband"...well perverts....why not was she sleeping with her husband instead of a baboon?

    Sex Love with Chimps is WRONG!!!

    READ THE QURAN!!!!

    You NEED it USA!!!!

  • Fuck you .I fucked your mom (before all of the camels.)your just jealous you dont have a monkey to fuck . Cunt. Stop telling people to read your fucking terrorist manual. Praise Jesus

  • come to my country and tralk your trash pussy

    Your mom is a whore

    Come to my country and spit on the Koran...lets see how big your little clitoris is...

  • @MSG685 lol u both stfu, doesnt matter the country , u sleep with a monkey = retarded, and grow up theres not a best religion or w/e religions are all the same

  • You motherfucker you are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to camel land and find those HanniYaudouh fucks who are making anti american comments, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next. Love, Jay and Silent Mike

  • EPIC

  • @j3wpb

  • how will the quran help?

  • I dont need to read the quran to know not to sleep with a chimp ya goof.

  • i don't feel sorry for the fucking monkey at all. he got what was coming to him

  • travis was framed

  • did any of you think that maybe, Travis planned all that so he could escape his ugly ass owner? c'mon Fuck nuts use your brainsssssssssssssssss. Wild shit heads belong IN whild kingdom!!! and Stupid people should be sent to Mars.

  • hey im going to buy a tiger, but when it fucking eats me dont act surprised MKAY?

  • well i watched Ophra and yeah that poor Lady that got attacked , it was horrible and this shouldnt of happend :(

  • you animal lovers need to understand that animals have no souls, that chimp will never know anything again, the fact is this story is the same story behind jurassic park, but you young spoilt brats just want to take sides with the animal against humanity, we see you and you look like fools. this generation is a cold hearted bunch of brats, see if you feel the same when a traumatic event happens to you.

  • ya this is SO comparable to Jurassic Park lol

  • jurassic park is a made up story

  • @fantomfriend3 noone has a soul, or are u one of those ppl who still thinks theres a god? anyway the point isnt it, animals shouldnt be killed just for fun like sport hunting and stuff i agree with that, but in this case the police is right, that chimp probably would have done the same with another person in the future, its still the owner's fault tho, u cant expect wild life to be friendly with neighbors , she should have had it in a special habitat or something,

  • @tuturuturu1 Well I would do probably the same thing if was someone's pet and living with a chain on my neck...

  • @fantomfriend3 Soul or not, chimpz should be kept as pets. There should live free in jungle, of course he is going to get crazy because he lives in chains...

  • @fantomfriend3 The problem with some animal lovers is they want to interact with animals as if they had the same logic in feelings as human. In fact each animal species have their own kind of feelings and most of their logics are not adaptable to human social rules. Especialy what will trigger violent reactions in an animal is not same as with humans. If you truly love animals, you leave them in the wild were their species are adapted.

  • @fantomfriend3 there's no such thing as souls

  • @fantomfriend3 That's cute - you believe you in souls.

  • @fantomfriend3 Here' a redneck babbling freely on Youtube. Your sort ought to be wiped out off the face of the earth millions of years ago, you know. I'd be ashamed to walk the same street as a like of yours, idiot. So, animals have no soul, yeah? What have you, Hillie-Billie? But you have, right? Go, throw yourself from a bridge, chap.

  • @fantomfriend3 Oh STFU! I'm an animal lover and I know they have souls, but I still would have shot that f'ing thing the second I got on scene and saw that woman laying there with her face ripped off!!!

  • @fantomfriend3 FUCK YEAH. I support you fully

  • @fantomfriend3 None of your comments make any sense, DO YOUR RESEARCH YOU IGNORANT FUCK!!!!

  • @fantomfriend3 you're a senile moron, if you were educated you'd know that humans are just as much of an animal as any wild beast. So the fact that you propound that animals have no souls denotes that humans also have no souls...which probably a real scary notion for you now isn't it. Luckily for you every living thing has a spark or a soul.

  • @fantomfriend3 your'e a fucking idiot. Chimps aren't supposed to be fucking pets! That monkey didn't choose to be that ladies pet he would've rather lived in the wild but because people are so fucking stupid and they had to have a chimp as a pet, he ended up getting shot to death. Im not saying that anybody deserves to get mauled by chimps but it's a shame that chimp got shot instead of you

  • @fantomfriend3 or maybe people just shouldn't be selfish enough to keep wild, non domesticated animals such as chimps, tigers, etc. as pets.

  • Travis belonged to the jungle with his fellow chimps ! HE is the victim of human egotism and exploitation ! RIP in Heaven's Jungle Travis + Best wishes of recovery to Charla Nash !

  • i dont think they should have killed the chimpanzee. it was his natural instinct. they r meant to be in the wild. nobody benefited from killing it.

  • @good2king the cop would have been killed dumb shit! i woukld shoot the fucker on sight.

  • Oh so the Police Officer should have just let the Chimp kill him? Very rational thinking there..........

  • @ddrumdude Come on, those rednecks enjoy shooting everything incapable of revenge (or anything whose murder won't bear legal repercussions). As far as I know, most "policemen" in the Wild West are bloody hunting bastards. There's so much fundamentally wrong with that "nation" (obviously, I allow exceptions). The brits ought starve the criminals into oblivion a couple of centuries back instead of exporting that vermin to America. Again, there are occasional exceptions…

  • @LeoInterHyenaem The owner of the chimp wanted it put down. Grow up, this animal ripped her friends face off, there was something seriously wrong w/him.

  • @IntoTheDarkWood

    No you grow up. There was nothing wrong with Travis, since wild animals cannot understand ethics. It is natural for chimps to be aggressive cannibals when out in the wild, so its not surprising that Charla was attacked in such a gruesome way. If there was anything wrong with anybody, I'd say its Sandra for thinking that chimps make a great pets to own, and not researching their natural behavior.

  • Respond to this video...

     …to sum it up, I'm sure that bastard enjoyed shooting the animal.

  • who the Hell owns a fuckin Chimp I mean common sense here she shouldn't of owned the damn thing so good for the chimp , sadly he he died but thought them Mother Fuckers not to keep Exotic pets , What ever happend to Cats and Dogs ? maybe fish> :l

  • Yes, this woman ios stupid beyond belief, and the poor chimpanzee paid the price...

    This crazy woman belongs in a mental insittution, and the authorithies need to use their heas and not allow this wild animal aS a pet.

  • get a dog u fcking ppl

  • Good job shooting that ugly motherfucker

  • i agree, fuck the monkey.

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  • OMG! They shot Kanye West?!?!

    ohhh.. "CHIMP". Never mind. (thought they said "chump").

  • At least Chimps are not on wellfare like the brothers in the hood....getting that ACORN money for handouts...

    Travis the Chimp actually had some jobs also...unlike the ghetto people lined up at the Food Stamp office...

  • understandable mistake...they look identical

  • LMAO...If stabbing the monkey wasn't enough, then they shot it? XD

  • Haven't you heard. Obama was threatened that if he didn't comply with his 'string pullers' they will unlease a 'plague' on the people. He didn't back down now look at us "Swine Flu" epidemic. Now they want to force vaccines. Aliens: they sweetening us up with the alien invasions by creating/screen movies as victims so we will accept them when they show themselves. I just heard America already has thousands of german, australian, & other foreign soldiers here waiting to enforece martial law.

  • you should really get some professional help. oh and btw i'm not a racist you fucking cunt.

  • Too bad the chimp couldn't make it's inferior white owners suffer HALF as much as I'm sure they made it suffer. Kudos to the chimp; it taught the white man that he's just a white piece of trash who got caught up and started to believe his own hype. Fuck whitey. Kill 'em all, and let God sort 'em out. LOL.

  • I sure am glad youre not white, you would make us look really, REALLY bad :D .. now kneel before your masters.

  • White people already "look really, REALLY bad". See that's what makes your entire race stupid. You can't even see the truth, as painful as it is. Or maybe you're just afraid to accept the truth. Maybe you're so hate filled you think all the spics, niggers, jews, pakis, gooks & towel heads are the problem. Well I'm pretty sure that's exactly what you think because the white man can't get along with anybody. The other races are not the problem : YOUR RACE is the problem. Death to all white pigs.

  • You're sick. What did you just come out of prison or something?

  • That's funny. You white slime balls hurt, kill & maim people EVERY DAY and I'm the sick one? Yeah, good luck with that Opie! ROFL

    WHITE AIN'T RIGHT!!!!!

    Time to exterminate your race.

  • you'll end up in prison sooner or later, thats what we have them for. Have fun with your husband.

  • racist motherfucker :D

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  • Israel-pakistan conflicts

    afghanistan-soviet war

    hoolu and tootsies genocide in rwhanda

    nazi holocaust on jews.

    etc etc

    you're a fucking idiot, people are fucked up in general. just because you're ideals have been fucked up since you were a child doesnt mean white people are bad you fucking moron. it takes a narrow sighted mind to say "hey look, they're the bad guys"

    try educating yourself before spouting poorly thought through statments. pick up a book.

    people like you are the problem.

  • People like me are the problem? That's a riot. It's the white race that's the problem. You push other races around, and expect no retaliation? Fuck you people really ARE stupid!

    LOL, your time is up. Your corrupt policies, and your hypocrisies will be all you'll have to cling to as you are systematically slaughtered.

    As you're dying slowly, remember one thing : The pain and the violence you'll be suffering from will be no different than the pain your people have inflicted on other races.

  • apparently you don't read very well because i just gave you 4 perfect examples of "non-whites" committing acts of violence on other "non-whites.

    its hard to believe that someone can be so massively retarded as to believe that all white people are "evil". its just unbelievable. do you know how few white people there actually are who are purely Caucasian anyways? and what are you? middle eastern? oh yeah, thats a great fucking place to be. so fucked up its disgusting, and whites are fucked? okay.

  • All white people ARE evil. Deal with it, bitch!

    Death to you all.

    May it come slowly, and painfully.

  • never gonna happen, but you can keep dreaming fuck face.

  • never gonna happen? Seems like you forgot 9/11 already. LOL.

  • alright, im gonna play into this whole white devil thing for awhile. no i remember 9/11, but the part that really sticks out to me is the complete domination iraq and the deaths of countless thousands of anti-western fuck faces. they killed 3 thousand of us, we killed 100 thousand of them.

  • You keep telling yourself that, while you continue to bury your head in the sand. LOL.

    You must be a true patriot to send your boys over to Iraq and when you read about their slaughter, that's what you come up with? ROFL.

    Are you a comedian by any chance?

  • not a comedian, a canadian actually. and yes our soldiers are dieing over there, but if you want to convince me that western society is on the brink of annihilation your going to have to bring up something other than body counts because quite obviously, we're jacking up yours quite well.

    now you can spout this whole kill the white man image all day long, but until you give me some insight into how its going to be done its just going to be another wet dream of yours thats never going to happen.

  • Ahhhh a fellow Canuck. Well from my Tim Horton's sippin' self to you....greetings. Being a Canuck myself, I'm anything but anti-western. That comment merely illustrates your ignorance. Pay a little closer attention. It's KillWHITEY2Day, not KillWESTERNSociety2Day. I was born and raised in Ontario, so I was indoctrinated with the whole multicultural way of thinking. I'm generation X (so I'm no kid either). White people just have a knack for being assholes. It's what they do best. Death to them.

  • im not disagreeing with you, most white people are assholes; and mexicans, and blacks, and asians, etc.

    when it comes down to it people are fucked up. if you have three people in a room for more than 5 minutes, two of them are going to already be thinking of ways to get rid of the third. its been hard wired into our heads to choose sides and hate everyone else. when it comes down to it we're just monkeys with bigger better sticks and a language. i got over it, people suck. you should too.

  • Hmmmmm....you know, I never thought of it that way. "when it comes down to it people are fucked up". I guess that does apply to all races huh?

    Huh.....*chuckles*....I guess you've got a point there. Maybe I am a little flip-flop on this whole anti-white thing. You actually reached me. I'm not kidding. I was wrong to generalize a whole race of people for the wrong actions of a handful of people. I'm closing my hateful account, and wil re-open a new non-derogatory account.

  • well im glad i helped someone to see the light. whatever the fuck that is.

  • You fucking disgusting racist pig. Explain to me why a white child at birth is automatically "evil"? I don't even know why I'm responding to your hate, it's just baffling how someone can be as narrow minded as racists. You wish death to me, because of my skin colour? I donate to charities, I'm working on making documentaries to open the eyes of the uninformed, I'm a vegetarian, I wish to commit my life to helping anything and anyone I can, yet I'm evil? Fucking pig. your account will be flagged.

  • Woah woah woah....where's all this hostility coming from? ;) Sucks doesn't it? When somebody JUDGES you based on your skin color. Sucks when you're lumped into a group of people without somebody getting to know the REAL you, doesn't it? That's what white people do to blacks and brown people ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. And until you've walked a mile in a colored persons shoes, don't spout off about me being a "racist". You people do racism like the colonel does chicken. It's what you do. DOUBLE STANDARD

  • So let me get this straight.. You're telling me you're racist to white people, because "all white people" are racist to your ethnicity whatever it may be.. And I'm the one with a double standard? I'm simply telling you that you're a dumb racist piece of shit because of your ignorant view on an entire culture. I have friends of all colours, in fact, my best friend is "brown". If you had any intelligence you'd realize that the racism you've seen through your life is no better than your beliefs.

  • If I had any intelligence I'd realize that the racism I've seen through my life is no better than my beliefs? That's rich. Stop it, you're making me laugh too hard! It's the racism I've experienced my whole life that made me reach this conclusion (that whites are complete animals). I have absolutely NO sympathy for the struggles you white pigs are going through. So you can take your white elitist ass back to stormfront [dot] org where it belongs. You whites all have a membership there I'm sure.

  • You didn't refute anything I said with any sort of logic answer. You beat around the bush, then continued to spill derogatory hate about an entire culture. I guess not realizing I do not fit into ONE of your stereotypes, n'or does any white I know.. so this conversation is now pointless. Your page says you're 34, maybe it's time to get the mindset of a 14 year old child out of your head. Every race is full of it's ups and downs, yours and mine included, you intolerant, narrow-minded child.

  • Stupid white trash and their primal urge to enslave another being. Listen to that white hick at 1:04 saying "I can't believe when I heard what happened..." Oh you can't believe what happened you stupid white piece of trash?! They kept a wild animal as a slave....sorry.....as a "pet", and you're surprised it lashed out at its' owners? That really surprises you whitey? Fuck you're a stupid breed; all of you whites. I'm glad it attacked. Whites are too fucking stupid for their own good.

  • The chimp had a painful 4 hour boner from the Viagra and Xanax she gave him. He thought that he could make it go away by getting a piece of strange, but she fought him tooth and nail!

  • Respect to the police in this situation, they did a brave thing and the right thing.

  • I have no sympathy for a woman that filled her chimp full of Xanax and used it as a Beverly Hills Gigolo.

    As Col. Kurtz said in Apocalypse Now..The Horror..The Horror...

  • the biggest mistake is to stab the body... stab the neck and it can't do shit. especially when you have an open shot like that.

    Better yet, take a second knife and kamikaze that chimp.

  • "kamikaze that chip"... stupid guy is right, you guys... she should have put the chimp in a single-engine prop plane, and then had it crash into a ship.

  • "put the chimp in a single-engine prop plane" Stupid guy is stupid, there's not point in taking a second knife if you're going to crash a plane with the chimp in it.

    Learn sarcasm dude...

  • no "dude"... sorry, you just don't know what "kamikaze" means... you seem to think it's the same as "sepaku" or "harakiri"... this has nothing to do with sarcasm, which... it seems you ALSO don't know the meaning of.

  • Forget it, at least get your terms right if you're going to lecture me...

  • WHAT? what the fuck are you still blabbering on about? what terms do I need to get right? it's clear to anyone that reads these last few posts what happened. it's now too late to try to look smart.

  • Ugh... You really don't get where my sarcasm comes in and I was talking about watching your spelling.

    Sepaku or harakiri are nowhere near the same as kamikaze so it's a shame that you would think that I would dare that. Don't make me go into the modern interpretation of kamikaze in it's more slangish way which is comparable to banzai.

    The sarcasm came in when I wanted her to dive in with both knives. Instead of dive, I said kamikaze which fits the category of sarcasm better.

    Boring argument

  • dude, please just stfu... nobody's buying it, and you're just embarassing yourself. i'm done. all your future nonsense will be deleted without reading.

  • "Nobody's buying it"? YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES... I don't know what was your point, and in one word the only thing I did was use "imagery" so get out of my face...

  • When Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee were filming in Macau they made a bet with a bunch of crazy Chinese gamblers they could take on 5 chimps in a ring. The fight was filmed but only a few copies remain in the hands of collectors. Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee kicked those chimps asses up one side and down the other in less than 5 minutes.

  • Hey, TurtleDove38? That was scripted in that movie; however, in reality, a fully mature chimp would destroy both Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris.

  • Now that's what I call monkey business!

    Ba da chsh.

  • man, i dont even come on youtube for the videos anymore i just read all the funnyass comments ROFL

  • The lady gave the chimp three times the normal dose of Xanax. What do you expect? He then went apeshit. Nothing new here about Xanax bad reactions.

  • everytime i take xanax before bed i have bad dreams....i feel euphoric and chill during it but its worse than when i was without it most the time

  • thats not good talk to your doctor about that have him change it to something else

  • apeshit no chimpshit

  • Really? The Policeman tried to use a tazer on Travis but as a last ditch effort, with no other options, had to use fatal force and shoot him, BUT, Police Officers didn't hesitate to shoot Amadou Diallo 41 times, claiming that they mistakeningly mistook his wallet as a weapon? I mean, really? You're the Policeman, a nearly 180 pound Ape is about to jump in the car with you and will probably destroy you and you try to use options other than to shoot his ass? Really? Get the fuck out of here!

  • yeah cops would be right if using gun as the first reaction. I do not like ape.

    they should be only in parks or in wildness.

  • Maybe the cop was sympathetic to the chimp because he reminded him of the average police officer.

  • or maybe they didnt wanna shoot the chimp right away cause they were scared the media would jump on them for racial profiling?? O.o

  • Well now, how did this shit happen? And are the police so incompetent that they get beat up by a pet chimp? Surely the chimp had no combat training?

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  • i would like to see u go one on one with an ape. see how that works out for you dumbass

  • chimps are super strong. Plus they wouldn't hesitate fucking your face up with their teeth. Please upload a video of yourself single handedly wrestling a chimp. =]

  • Chimp's belong in the wild,in open spaces and with freedom,not some fucking concrete jungle were he's being shoved into a metal cage,this was bound to happen, This animal didnt deserve to die like that.

  • george was right, it's some dumbmother fuckers in this world. racist bitches! you people are like a cancer. but i got a smart bullet for your dumb ass

  • The people are stupid to have wild animals as pets....fuck...the only pets you should have are cats, small dogs, birds, and fish. Wild animals should be in the wild. NOT in zoos, shows, or at home.

    Own fucking fault. Still, its just a monkey, so who cares if they shot it. Human beings are more important.

  • every animal was originally wild. Dogs are descended from domesticated wolves. ANY animal. ANY. Can be domesticated. I have a boa constrictor and would trust my life with it. And your value on life is very misplaced.