7 Billion

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All was the 7 billionth baby.you should be scared. very scared.

[thephilipfn]

@BriIsTheFinestCheese Thank you for that reference, fellow Whovian. Do you speak baby?

[solidsnakeliquidgas]

1080p wheezywaiter is more charming than 720p wheezywaiter

[dane7902]

Pretty sure we wouldn't have an over-population problem if it wasn't for wheezy's clone machine!

[evie5287]

oh Ron !!

[egguf]

it's addicting to make babies craig ;)

[alexisizelpedroza]

but i'm just one man or woman

[tapapariatoukarabela]

to solve overpopulation: dont cure cancer.

[mooveez4U]

you're my new favorite youtuber!! you're funny, clean, and you're not a sellout like other youtubers (smosh, fred...)

[ourlittlelifes]

I think this explosion Wednesday could work! Check our my new channel!!

[Ristengirl876]

I was the 7th billion person. The first thing I did was watch Wheezy Waiter.

[stude444]

He beat her with an umbrella, ella ella eh eh eh

He beat her with an umbrelle, ella ella eh eh eh

chris brown is an angry fella.

[SongStrukkk]

@2:34 I thought he was going to to say "Stop having so much sex."

[TheZombieSlayerNinja]

Youve been trying to decide if your gonna make explosion Wensday permanent for the past like year!! :D

[watcher123711]

wat do u mean u cant die? uve died so many times in cast awaiter and in Ghosts!

[AlexandriaT2012]

none of the videos from this one on have shown up in my sub box....

[DragonSlasher100]

Stop having so many babies!

[sciencegey]

COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!!

[supermecis]

Nobody talked about billions in the 90s. why ?

[MrJamhamm]

the 7 billionth baby was Filipino,Thumbs up if your Pinoy!

[MrDraynth]

Thumbs up if you saw the fail of my last comment, and actually rewound and paused at 2:07

[MrDraynth]

thumps up if you rewound the video and paused at 2:27

[mickyc96]

2:35 i thought he was gonna say "stop having so much sex"

[iRideLlamas]

@1:14 you said the rhyme, you commit the crime...

[Sebastianin2010]

Your neighbours must judge you :)

[xilva65]

I've always wondered what his neighbors think of him...... :P

[MetalMatt93]

WHERE'S MY 3 MILLION DOLLARS? I MUST GIVE IT ALL TO CRAIG NOW.

[MarioBro343250]

how do we know you're not a clone and that the REAL CRAIG died millions of years ago hmmm?

[NewYork646NY]

I LOVE WHEEZY

[peteyman5]

What happened to the coffee being done??!

[Malallory]

Okay that was the coolest wink I have seen in a very long time. Props!

[SuspiciouslyDLicious]

7 Billion? Soon there will be people just standing in your yard!

[mrnoobeh]

arngy poncho sent me over to your chanle

[101TheShaggy]

I was surprised by his good singing. Then I remembered he's a singer in a band... Woops

[hannahmobrien]

nice wink!

[TheMasterSlasher]

@hannahmobrien are you joking?

[samisere1998]

world population problems solved by a thirteen year old boy (me) NUKE CHINA

[LonerDesk]

Wrote this? Wheezy, I believe you said the rhyme, did the crime.

But I typed it LOOPHOLE!

[StaleMilk12]

Lol the doorbell rang when the castle exploded.

I thought you would be at my door.

I was disappointed with the mailman. :(

[thejustingolembiesky]

1:40... WHAT IS BEHIND THE DOOR

[Agent1337AQW]

well let's se if u actually can't die >:)

[katy1by6]

:'( i'm gonna miss Colin !!!! aaaaaaaa !! :'''(

[meegoseven]

My name being Ella, I HATE the Umbrella song. I got so teased in year 7. But now that Wheezy has sung it....no comment.

[unavailable852]

I've been watching wheezywaiter videos for over a year now, yet explosion wednesday still gets me every time.

[AeonDeity]

People with a very low iq should be restricted when it comes to reproducing.

Most of the time they either can't be bothered to wear protection, and leech off others.

[hamzterix]

Wheezy it's been long time since last time I've watched ur videos I noticed wrinkles on ur forehead

[dbpaintballer95]

I only watch his vids to see if explosion Wednesday becomes a thing, it becomes a thing I stop watching lol

[v1c4r10u5]

Spoiler alert on the immortality thing, Wheezy!!

[JeVousViolerai]

No wheezy waiter in 2082? What will I do with my life without these videos?

[bellbell127]

omg snow!

[Viddish]

Wheezy cant die?! :O It must be his beard..

[bobbyeggs]

FEWER. IT'S 'FEWER' BABIES.

[letsbedragonflies]

The fact that Explosion Wednesday may be a thing is a thing.

[WolfDemonProductions]

You never know if you can die until you're dead.

[mayaa1125]

I want Wheezy to reproduce, mini-beard-having-babies!!!

[Muffinkat3]

I'm already doing my part by deciding not to have any children. I'll also save money!!! :D Aw yeah. Going green.

[BoethianAcolyte]

Craig is an anti-natalist?!?!

[aleatha16]

Thumbs up if you donated money.

[robotobor909]

Thats to much pause in one place, maybe you should spread it throughout your videos and slow it down a lot. Regardless of Quanity. In spite of Quanity.

[mrnaruto15]

If we are overpopulating the earth...USE A CONDOM

[arsenalo14]

In physics, we filled a big car with flammable gas, lit a match near the opening, and it exploded across the hallway. It was on wednesday, but sadly, only on thursday did I realize that we exploded a car on explosion wednesday. WIN.

[Moose1223]

.......................scienti­sts......... >:(

[thisloneliness]

What must your neighbours think? I exploded with laughter at that part.

[Exiro]

De 7 miljardste mens wordt geboren precies een jaar na de dood van Mulisch het is een WONDER

[ZXracsoZX]

craig i dont want you to die you are awesome it will be thw sadest moment of my life.

[Itachisasukekiller]

I <3 you Craig... You are a genius...

[08firthf]

You should use the skeptic cam more often! The boastful cam too!

[banana111697]

2:08 will give you nightmares

[stevemesaros]

The beard is laughing at me.

[NextGenerationYeti]

Craig will be around forever. cloning! duh!

[blogprincess]

Why didn't you tell me this last year! I just had a baby! She was born September 1!

[KiddsockTV]

boom goes the views

[elitebball55xx]

I loved that wink!

[evieisapokemon]

the wink's well cool (':

[peteyman5]

pause at 2:08 XD

[CherrySprings]

At 0:40, something exploded in my neighbourhood.

[bentleyboy72]

77,777 views!

[justmerozzie]

I want explosive lightbulbs

[philerskine]

77,775 - 77,776 - 77,777

wait what WHAT

[vinny4689]

HOLY SHIT I'M THE 77,777th VIEWER!

[arrexlol]

The closer to your face, the more intense things get.

[cpaulc100]

Oh yeah, right... like anyone is gonna give you $3 000 000 for you to spend on beard Perzazzer and coffee...

Unless you promise not to get the coffee :)

[metalvz]

Thanks for taking a stand against overpopulation :P

[booknerd12345511]

Wheezy explosion wensday not being a thing is a thing

[xXH3ll5xB3llXx]

*cough Thousand Million *cough

[Sven2Perroy]

thanks to me we get wednesday's explosions back ;)

[TheAppleKid2011]

I like the part with the purple castle next to the bigger purple castle in the forest but it kept EXPLODING!

[LiteralGaming]

This is a nice video. a nice video indeed. 

[terrazoul]

i wish i had a cat

[animalcollectivity]

NU CHOUCH??

[MegaVization]

@animalcollectivity nu is now in dutch but i think you mean no ;)

[chloemcampbellXD]

If you die, I'm going with you.

[TheRiffCalendar]

I just reached to turn on my speakers, but they were already on XD ... -.-

[SagaciousSilence]

Weez, thanks for solving the overpopulation problem!

[ArmsLikeNoodles]

Do you have a paypal account so i can just empty my bank account into your silence funds?...i only have 10 dollars in my bank account :/

[Melchary]

I was swallowing a heaping mouthful of yogurt when you yelled out "STOP MAKING SO MANY BABIES"

Are you TRYING to kill me?

[ahmedika1000]

took me a while to understand the not speaking part of the video hahahahaha

[Brianistheman03]

Remember when your were a waiter?

[KillerBreez]

Stop having so many babies!!!!

[CinderGamer]

If you're one in a million, there are 7,000 of you running around.

[VlogTheateR]

@CinderGamer wrong... just wrong

[panda0100]

@CinderGamer and thats only who are running around. imagine all of the people just like them that are rotting in the ground, or being dead in some other way.

[gamefreek24the2d]

As seen on:

Uploads by wheezywaiter

no shit

[ChuckleKing]

I'm tired of the whatswhat advertisements

[GuyPyro]

Wheezy we all know you can die. You've died more than once in the past.

Which is actually kind of weird.

[astrapilch]

I think I love you!



[MulchnStolz]

Your pretty awesome!

[Jedibigfoot]

2:43, IDK about you but DEFINITELY Chuck Norris

[Prytex11]

So... There is LESS drinking water, LESS fussil fuels, LESS trees that produce oxygen

and there is gonna be MORE people, damn!!

he gotta start killing up some bastards in 3rd world countries in africa and asia

[eeli1]

YOUR SILENCE! . . . It's making my wallet ache.

[x360straitforwardx]

woooooooooooooooooo check out The Beard song

[TheFivism]

Instead of not talking, sing!

(I know you already do, but it would be fun to have a whole explosion wednesday (I know it's a thing and I'm seeing if it you'll make it permanent) sung.

[moaaatig90]

different shirt?



[shiznak55]

u gotta tel asia and africa to stop having babies....its their fucking fault.

[moaaatig90]

make explosion wednesday on thursday and make that one a thing

[caylamichelle23]

really creative wink man....

[shiznak55]

about those sing4 songs...even singing the guy songs...one has to grab his nuts firmly to reach those girlishly high notes.

[x360straitforwardx]

EXPLOSIVE WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOAAAAA... cheese

[mrsjustfine]

i wonder what ur neighbors think of u :)

[whammy850]

Proof positive that Rihanna's music is an abomination no matter who sings it. Sorry Wheezy, not even you could make it enjoyable. It ain't your fault though.

[SGutfather]

there was 4 billion in 1950...Seriously! woo 3 billion clones!

[JoRatcliff]

You should keep a fire extinguisher in your apartment. By the way if you read this out, do it in a british accent because I'm english :)

[rokkprincez123]

Apples aren't Pears.

[STOPJABBAINGON]

I know you already have a beard wheezy but are you gonna shave it off and do MOVEMBER? I am and I'm going to document it on my daily vlog.

[maiaMASSACRE111]

I don't really like explosion wednesdays :(

[winniemmkay]

OH RAAHN

[GargantuanHunter]

it's Wednesday!!

[InhalerDependent]

Pft totally stole this fro vlogbrothers. Never ever watching a vid again

[tankgirl21]

Did you know there is a pasta named after you? I

[MIloMercury0]

sometimes you talk really quiet and i turn up my volume to hear, then you explode something or yell and its scary.

[xAlexandriaMozzx]

your beard is very beardy today ^.^

[ZZZTOTHEZZZPOWER]

Wheezy Waiter has a video called 1billion

[NDSLover350]

I love it when the coffee's done.

[maharshi1893]

7000,000,000 clones -.-

[pommeblossom]

I once watched your videos and hated them.

I legitimately love them now. MAKE 100 VIDEOS A DAY

[DoodlesByAdzie]

@pommeblossom HOW COULD YOU HATE WHEEZY!? HE. HAS. A. BEARD.

YOU WERE A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOL. :3

[pommeblossom]

@DoodlesByAdzie I was a fool :'(

[DoodlesByAdzie]

@pommeblossom :'3 you are forgiven <3 WHEEZY IS AWESOME <3

[soccer1288]

@KumarRAGE who says there is? And how do they say it is so? Smarty, I don't think you realize how unpopulated the planet earth is compared to the size and resource potential it has. Do some research, I'll skip the 'I told you so' part to save you embarrassment.

[wayamy27narf]

All day I've been singing, "I wanna be your beardlover 'over 'over, Wheez, Wheez, Wheez."

Because it's true....

[xxxNewEyesxxx]

So the song is for asthmatic beard lovers?

[CatchItOnTheBite]

Beard tutorial?

[kidkyryte]

i would read the comic book adventure of captain prissy pants.

[lunacyrealer]

Sometimes I wonder what your neighbours think of you, doing random stuff in the street...

[MrAschLee]

I dont want you to sing!

[Phagitue]

I want your shirt.

[chalkboardscratch]

i love that wink!

[imawetbuscuit]

wheezy! what ever happened to free bagel friday?! please make it come back

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[sethboy66]

@imawetbuscuit Free bagel Friday ended when he left his job to have a full time job on youtube, in essence it cannot come back.

[p00chieMane]

@imawetbuscuit his boss had massive brain damage from wheezys punch. its super effective! pokemon FTW

[myfajahas400children]

@imawetbuscuit He doesn't work there.

[Bioniclefan45]

@imawetbuscuit Totally

[InfernoCorpHQ]

WHEEZY WHOEVER DENIED SUPPLIED IT

[AdamKissAnerD]

2:20 So in 2082, ill be dead, but I'm just one man or woman.

[FernandoRuben23]

Weezy' s moustache does not connect to his beard.

[BunkerDudes]

You didnt talk about the nuclear bomb that got disarmed. 

[42ndPaperclip]

I dreamt that I turned 18 and someone forced a ballot into my hands and I did not know what I should be voting for and it was terrifying.

[PadrigVellca]

But, what happend to explosion thursday? you said it was a thing!!

[garrettaldenashley]

Craig,

Please do not ever die. I won't like that very much.

Best,

:(

[Aaronq1512]

Wheezy where's the vid for today!!??? You know October 27, 2011!

[supergamer2346]

Hahaha oh my, the laughter this video generated. 

[TaylrbrwrSketches]

That song you sung was stuck in my head at school all day and when I would sing it I would get the weirdest looks. Lol

[scottishfedora97]

you should make a video using all the quotes you've said in previous vids!

[mreawsomeman]

yes you will be dead but some one elts will burn- I mean be born!*coment wink*

-ding-

[Veshusndelicious]

Stupid babies :p lol

[timothy22597]

no wii here :(

[MegaShiny]

How are you compared to the rest of the human population?

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