"i saw a man lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head... im the only one who stops, to see if he's dead. ... nngg.... turns out he's dead."
@RdTrler What are you talking about? You can't go to a game without seeing a pornographic anime or chick w/ dicks Spray. 2Fort is in Full Bloom, my friend.
@Shwiggan I really LOVE your videos, they are SUCH GREAT animations from a simple simple game, i look foward to your new postings this year i can't wait!
I love how everyone thinks they say "can someone get this knife the fuck outta my leg please." I actually never noticed it, and always thought it was "knife and fork." Now that I've head it... Oh god it can't be unheard D:
@Shwiggan Oh, and the way you make Heavy's face look is priceless. You need to make a video of Heavy singing reaaaly high, not like in "What's going on"!
You could have just posted a picture of the engies face and you'd have been right. Engies on tf2 expecially 2fort are overpowered as all hell (engies are the reasion I quit tf2)
one word: hats
paperchaos 1 day ago
Whats wrong with 2Fort?
Medics sniping
Engineers capturing the folder
And Heavies acting like sentrys
omar53333 1 day ago
You guys are awesome, nice video! perfect lipsync and nice songs also.Keep up the good work! ^_^ Hope to see more music video.
kimaaRa08 1 day ago
do you suffer from missing head syndrom? try head on apply derectly to the....oh wait, names are misleading
everdarkable 3 days ago
I FUCKING LOVE THIS
I MUST BREAK LIKE BUTTON BY PRESSING IT SO MUCH
marquez519 3 days ago
@everyone I hate when the top commens refer to a post i cant seem to find
Rehteal 3 days ago
Even though in his channel these are not for mobile phones. Well im watching this in my phone.
halofreak1263 5 days ago
Good shit. lol
hoshinocrimsonwings 1 week ago
This is pure gold.
MOHtier1FTW 1 week ago
0:38
[everyone after the eyelander was released.]
"i saw a man lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head... im the only one who stops, to see if he's dead. ... nngg.... turns out he's dead."
iamnanosec 1 week ago 2
@Shwiggan This is the best video I have seen in years. I clicked the ads for you. I hope you are a youtube partner.
AlexKhan1337 1 week ago
Brought to you by the Oscar winning Bret "Engineer" McKenzie
TheNidies 1 week ago
People have forgotten sprays, tauntkill fights and Spycrabs. I love a good round as the next merc, but there's more to 2Fort than that.
RdTrler 1 week ago
@RdTrler What are you talking about? You can't go to a game without seeing a pornographic anime or chick w/ dicks Spray. 2Fort is in Full Bloom, my friend.
Neojoey360 1 week ago
hey you guys! :)
96kidbuu 1 week ago
Time travel Engie at 1:10
sax03productions 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
saw medic sing and instantly liked
KaramellSvensk 1 week ago
Medic is sexy D:
timewasteland 1 week ago
@timewasteland you KNOW IT!!!! :)
KaramellSvensk 1 week ago
1:52 Lol
LolNinja4Life 1 week ago
I used to not like Flight of the Chonchords' music, but then I took some knives and forks to the knee.
KingslyKross 1 week ago
2fort has been always wrong
Aitorciaco 1 week ago
think about it lol
MrMazetrap 1 week ago
at the end of your live your lucky if you die? lol
SavageandNess 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
This was thumbed down by 34 australians, which means they actually thumbed up :)
TheMark0217 2 weeks ago
@TheMark0217 ?
nozajshadowcaster 5 days ago
Am I a man? Yes! Technically I am.
ShadowDragon1492 2 weeks ago
wait is this a real song?
MrRedmon26 2 weeks ago
@MrRedmon26 The song is "Read The Fucking Description" by Stop Being Such A Moron.
holyhandgrenade999 2 weeks ago
@holyhandgrenade999 dont have to be such an ass about it
MrRedmon26 1 week ago
epic
SergioSource 2 weeks ago
Best voice Sync ever xD
NecroDetonadosBR 2 weeks ago
Really smooth animation. Great job. :D
Anonymouscrayons 2 weeks ago
DISEASES FROM MONKAYS!
ShadowDragon1492 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
@ShadowDragon1492
JUNKAYS WITH MONKAYS DISEASE
iamnanosec 2 weeks ago
needs more hats
mancak35 2 weeks ago
why is almost every tf2 video in 2fort
jstylin2 3 weeks ago
can i use sfm with multiplayer?
gui2peg 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@0:06
guns and knives??? (processing)SPY!!!
subscriber101able 3 weeks ago
You know what's wrong with 2Fort today? Everyone's obsessed with death.
GhostLink92 3 weeks ago 43
@GhostLink92 lol that's a skyrim reference right
candlejack101 5 days ago
STEVE
Thenomnomgirl 3 weeks ago
The lip synching is excellent!
GiratinaofFury 4 weeks ago
"junkies with monkey disease."
*shows Engineer*
I think I know why Engineer's lyrics are so strange.
Stuffsization 1 month ago
You are good at animating. Funny video.
FPSTactician 1 month ago
...turns out he's dead.
heavydude11 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
*snaps fingers & sings with the headless Sniper* ♪ ♫ ♬ What....what is wrong with the world today ♬ ♫ ♪
GoreTorn16 1 month ago
Seems legit.
LolMudKipz1 1 month ago
Stupid medic Why U NO HEAL MAN WITH KNIVES AND FORKS IN HIS LEGS?
Catchon323 1 month ago
@Shwiggan Dude!! you should do Hipopapotamus vs. Rhymenocerous by the Flight of the Concords haha That would be soooo funny!
TheNanoArcher 1 month ago
@TheNanoArcher he already has.
/watch?v=8FjoZWgf06Y&feature=context&context=G2e81610RVAAAAAAAAAQ
OfficialFluffy 1 month ago
@OfficialFluffy AHH THANKYOU!
TheNanoArcher 1 month ago
Steeeeeeeve,,,
pwnzro 1 month ago
teach me your ways oh great one
Narutoght 1 month ago
errh..turns out he's dead!
iWingzFromKFC 1 month ago
Jesus the engy is in this too. Shwiggan is a evil genius.
marharth 1 month ago
Listen to at 1.5 times speed
Catchon323 1 month ago
Im afraid the song is named " think about it" but its a wonderful video
krullish92 1 month ago
Mhh..... Steve lol
ThePeculiarPenguin 1 month ago
This is how I feel about the world nower days
Koppu1doragon 1 month ago
Wow this was good! Think any chance you could do one of "Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions" by The Lonely Island?
Silver3806 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@Shwiggan I really LOVE your videos, they are SUCH GREAT animations from a simple simple game, i look foward to your new postings this year i can't wait!
Spartan98234 1 month ago
I can't get enough of the Medic's face at 0:55 XD
jgr9000000 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
What man?
Which man?
Who's the man?
When's the man a man?
What makes the man a man?
Am I a man?
Technically yes, I am.
dinosaursandpandas 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I've noticed you use engie and medic for alot of your videos.
TwistedWalruse 1 month ago
wut did i just watch?
Silverblade02082000 1 month ago
A conversation with a friend. *ahem*
(listening to mp3)
""What is wrong with the world today?""
""What's wrong with the world today....eh geh meh neh nem me nay....""
"what the hell are you singing?"
No no, that's actually how the lyrics go, here listen.
(listens to song)
"You're weird."
Aflay1 1 month ago
Wow, very well animated!
chekkkkaaaa 1 month ago
Why would you check to see if a man with no head is alive?
asteroidrules 1 month ago 31
@asteroidrules Don't take the lyrics so seriously ;)
Shwiggan 1 month ago 146
@Shwiggan But still... well, the body does survive 7 minutes after the head is gone sometimes :>
BusRush10Fo 3 weeks ago
@asteroidrules they're New Zealanders...
iStompBunnies 1 month ago
@asteroidrules That's the humor.... dur
YomamasGaming 1 month ago
@YomamasGaming I was joking.
asteroidrules 1 month ago
@asteroidrules Why wouldn't you ask why somebody chopped off his head instead?
xolzep 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@asteroidrules Why do we still pay so much for shoes?
LvLupXD 1 month ago
@asteroidrules Thats the joke. Someones a little slow.
MyMusicIsEpic 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Shwiggan
@MyMusicIsEpic And the someone is you, I was joking.
asteroidrules 3 weeks ago
@asteroidrules people live for a few more seconds after being decapitated
SheerSniper7 2 weeks ago
@asteroidrules Why are children are taking drugs and each other's lives?
LvLupXD 2 weeks ago
@LvLupXD Because they think it's cool, and that they're immortal and nothing has consequences.
asteroidrules 2 weeks ago
@asteroidrules /watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
Aykay06 1 week ago
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XxAIRMAN1992xX 1 week ago
@asteroidrules Thats the joke...
XxAIRMAN1992xX 1 week ago 9
This has been flagged as spam show
@XxAIRMAN1992xX Thats the joke...
asteroidrules 5 days ago
0:37 - 0:51 is my favorite part. X3
SgtFiddlestein 1 month ago
Mixing Flight of the Conchords + Team Fortress 2 just ends up perfect somehow, every time.
AntarcticAnt 1 month ago 2
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XxRandomxNamexX 1 month ago
yoou should definitely do a new vegas version of this
paladinx829 1 month ago
My two top-played characters singing...
ghostkid14 1 month ago
Oh my god, that BLU Engineer CAN time travel. It's like Shwiggan planned it all!
Wontorres 1 month ago
Medic even looks like Jemaine! :D
DarkDavie 1 month ago 7
love the soldier at the end lol, hilarious
bigredron 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Sniper's dead? that can't be right, he didn't even check for a pulse!
Rehteal 1 month ago
hey u guys. >:D
Aarontsab 1 month ago
This is why I play as Medic.
MRiSellDrugs 1 month ago 6
@MRiSellDrugs This is why I play pyro.
MrSparklehooves 1 month ago
epic steve
MrGallade475 1 month ago
wow......... well done, love this, like, favorite, share on Facebook.
geoff123465 1 month ago
So what you are saying is....the Heavy took a knife to theAAAAHTHEPAINOFAJOKEGONETOOFAAAAAAR
RagnaroekChaos 1 month ago 105
@RagnaroekChaos you mean... to the KNEE???? :pffftch:
Sonicfan1396 1 month ago
@RagnaroekChaos XDD HAHAHA Y..YOU COULDNT finish it
candlejack101 1 week ago
You should watch Flight Of The Concords if you haven't already.
ImadeThisname10 2 months ago
@ImadeThisname10 >makes a video including Flight Of The Conchords.
>thinks he hasn't watched Flight Of The Conchords.
happytizzy 2 months ago
@happytizzy I wasn't talking about Shwiggan, obviously he's watched it. I was talking to the Youtube commenters.
ImadeThisname10 1 month ago
"Gabe's turning kids into slaves, just to make cheaper hats,
But what's the real cost cause the hats dont seem that much cheaper"
SkyussValley7 2 months ago 172
@SkyussValley7 LOL if kids = contributers then its pretty much right
keggie09 1 month ago
i think of Medic as Jemaine now.
happytizzy 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Shwiggan 5
what, what is wrong with the world today? nernernmernemrrerNENAY
mrqwerty79Y 2 months ago
"Im paralyzed!" *stabs knife in leg* pause..................... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-Ricky Bobby, Talledega Knights
aaron71598 2 months ago
flight of the conchords may be the best comedic band ever
roflperson1 2 months ago 8
31 people didn't know what was wrong with 2fort.
meeblings21 2 months ago
sneakers
saintsfan1234444 2 months ago
What catergory does this kind of music fall into? Its pretty soothing o____o
bboybehip 2 months ago
01:13 random lights?
Imikmidget 2 months ago
Junkies with Monkeys ♥
Minchinmunchies 2 months ago
next make a sad video with hurt feelings in it!
trigger5123 2 months ago
HELL YES FLIGHT OF THE CONCORDS!
z0mbiedoctor 2 months ago
@theMRdubermand :3
PuReD0miN4ti0n 2 months ago
Im the only one to stop and see if hes dead! mmmhhhmmmmmm turn out hes dead. XD hillarious.
joshua91138 2 months ago
I used to sing like that...until a dragonborn used Fus Ro Dah on me
luigifan07 2 months ago
1:11 For a split second, the time traveling engineer
43darkNero 2 months ago
saw him!
jjroy16 2 months ago
i used to be heavy rusian... then i took a spy to the knee
lifeisntthatsimple 2 months ago
'Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees'
lkz1618 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Somewhat I feel bad for soldier...
SlimGamer05 2 months ago
song link?
TheJuggernaut1322 2 months ago
i use to be a good heavy but then i got a knife in my knee
japie892 2 months ago
1:19- 1:28
illayjo123 2 months ago
I love how everyone thinks they say "can someone get this knife the fuck outta my leg please." I actually never noticed it, and always thought it was "knife and fork." Now that I've head it... Oh god it can't be unheard D:
Makxbi 2 months ago
@Makxbi knives and forks outta my legs please?
mikebrightman 2 months ago
@mikebrightman Yes..?
Makxbi 2 months ago
Well now I'm going through all your videos looking for the time traveling engie...
TheRedWizzard 2 months ago
@TheRedWizzard Me too...
Malcis2401 2 months ago
1:10 time traveling Engie! :O
MegaLolza 2 months ago
Those lyrics are so true and the video entertaining aswell. Good job mayne ;>
Anooboi 2 months ago
Hey guys....(:
CarlosCrisps 2 months ago
i think that you can make a "Bowie 2 Bowie" video that is amazing.
shadowassault87 2 months ago
i realy appreciate that thats from flight of the concords but srsly i appreciate it cause no one knows what that is apperantly
003DRAGO 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Shwiggan
Damn! That was really good!
spork898 2 months ago
1:05 watch when the scene changes in the background
Mario28300 2 months ago
2:00 Heavy was once happy. But then he took a knife to the knee.
NicksterS318 2 months ago
@NicksterS318 Please stop it;This joke is getting really old,actually,it was never fresh.
TheBeanCard 2 months ago
@TheBeanCard I was kinda making fun of the joke. But okay.
NicksterS318 2 months ago
@NicksterS318 ah k.Soz
TheBeanCard 2 months ago
suprised to see zero arrow to knee jokes involving knives and forks or other cutlery, ahaha
Moshking217 2 months ago
This *sniff* ..This was just beautiful
TehCrackersOnCrak 2 months ago
i love that movie
StarCraftZergling 2 months ago
THIS IS THE BEST ANYTHING EVER
I can send you the album version of this song if you want :V
WORSHIPxCHAOS 2 months ago
I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I took knifes and forks to the knee.
robinzuur 2 months ago in playlist Meer video's van Shwiggan 3
Wait...I'm not subscribed to Shwiggan? BLASPHEMY!!!
Shpozz 2 months ago
I lost it at "diseases from monkeys."
Good show sir or madam.
SubbyP 2 months ago
2:10 that is how he lost his medica liceance
TheJamesrLFC 2 months ago
pretty serious animation skills there bro
skinnydipper16 2 months ago
You genius! :D
MrDevHan 2 months ago
This used to be trio, then I took knife and fork to my knee.
MasterOfFPS 2 months ago
this is awesome
sweettooth80 2 months ago
Flight of the Conchords FTW! :D
Hetaliafan25 2 months ago
I love you so much right now <3
Hetaliafan25 2 months ago
@Shwiggan Oh, and the way you make Heavy's face look is priceless. You need to make a video of Heavy singing reaaaly high, not like in "What's going on"!
PuReD0miN4ti0n 2 months ago
@Shwiggan Haha, it sounds like "fuck" ! It'd be better that way ahha!
PuReD0miN4ti0n 2 months ago
Your videos make me realize how much of an awesome duo Engineer and Medic would be in a sitcom or something.
Seriously, I'd love that.
Senshuu 2 months ago
I love the heavy with a high voice XD Awooowowowowooowow, can somebody get this knife the fuck outta my kneeee!
PuReD0miN4ti0n 2 months ago 19
@PuReD0miN4ti0n Hmm...might need to put subtitles in for the "Can somebody get the knife and fork outta my leg please" part XD
Shwiggan 2 months ago 75
@Shwiggan lol Knife and FORK outta my leg!!!
austinlawless212 2 months ago
@PuReD0miN4ti0n thanks for fucking ruin the video for me, asshole
theMRdubermand 2 months ago
Do a Rhymenocerous vs. Hiphoppopottamus one
Slimbones125 3 months ago
I really enjoyed this, and then it was ruined for me with "arrow to the knee" jokes in the comments. This is a meme that needs to die soon.
mdcowboy15 3 months ago
@mdcowboy15 Not going to die that easily, people love that people hate it. So the more getting annoyed: The longer it'll last XD
Dwoofee 2 months ago
God dammit Medic and Engi, too much sexy in one video XD -3
Tromboner444 3 months ago 3
1:55 poor heavy, he took a knife to the knee
BurntPoptart1 3 months ago
You could have just posted a picture of the engies face and you'd have been right. Engies on tf2 expecially 2fort are overpowered as all hell (engies are the reasion I quit tf2)
AeroAtlas 3 months ago
I used to be a soldier like you, then I took a knife and fork in the leg.
headcrab4 3 months ago
What is wrong with youtube today?
AboAbdulable 3 months ago
I used to be an engineer like you, But then i took an arrow in the knee.
brorules2009 3 months ago