after watching this I want 3 things: 1 an indestructo bible (I'll add the extra notes myself) 2 a 'easy' button. 3 alot of 'O'Really' stickers (for sidenotes in the bible)
ALTHOUGH I'M A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN (Baptist), I no longer believe that the Bible teaches eternal torment or suffering. The Bible teaches eternal punishment, but it's not eternal torment. In my popular Internet article, TRADITIONAL DOCTRINE OF HELL EVOLVED FROM GREEK ROOTS, I explain how and why teaching of eternal torment entered early into Christianity and how Scriptures have been misinterpreted and taken out of context to support that teaching. ~Babu G. Ranganathan (B.A. theology/biology)
SCIENCE SHOWS THAT THE UNIVERSE could not have sustained itself eternally because of entropy (even in an open system). Einstein confirmed that space, matter, and time had a beginning! That beginning had to be supernatural because natural laws have no ability to bring the universe into existence from nothing. The supernatural cannot be proved by science but science points to a supernatural intelligence for the origin and order of the universe ~ HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM (Article)
EINSTEIN CONFIRMED that space and time are just as physical as matter. That's why space and time can be altered by gravity, and space produces particles. Einstein's equations show that the universe couldn’t be eternal. It had a beginning. Einstein believed, because of science, in the existence of God behind the origin and order of the universe. He didn't believe in a personal God like Christians do, but he did believe science pointed to the existence of an all powerful and intelligent Creator
THE SCIENTIFIC CASE AGAINST ATHEISM: Please read this Internet article of mine published in Russia's English Pravda. It will be a real eye-opener for all who think belief in a Creator is merely subjective blind faith. Also read my article, LIFE ON MARS NO SURPRISE (In the Earth's past there was powerful volcanic activity which spewed life-containing dirt and rocks (meteors) into outer space. Mars may literally have millions tons of Earth soil)
THE SCIENTIFIC CASE AGAINST ATHEISM: Please read this Internet article of mine published in Russia's English Pravda. It will be a real eye-opener for all who think belief in a Creator is merely subjective blind faith. Also read my article, LIFE ON MARS NO SURPRISE (In the Earth's past there was powerful volcanic activity which spewed life-containing dirt and rocks (meteors) into outer space. Mars may literally have millions tons of Earth soil)
NATURAL LIMITS TO EVOLUTION: Only evolution within "kinds" is genetically possible (i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.), but not evolution across "kinds" (i.e. from worm to human). How were species living and reproducing if their vital structures, organs, reproductive systems hadn't evolved yet? Read my Pravda Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS! I discuss: Punctuated Equilibrium, "Junk DNA," genetics, mutations, natural selection, fossils, genetic/biological similarities between species
DAWKINS, HITCHENS, AND HAWKING REFUSE TO DEBATE with creationists who are SCIENTISTS, such as the scientists at The Institute for Creation Research. Dawkins and his friends only debate non-scientist creationists. Read articles by scientists supporting creation at The Institute for Creation Research site. Read analysis from creation scientists about the latest news on fossils, genetics, astronomy, etc. that you won't read in the main stream media. Visit the Institute for Creation Research site.
WHAT IS SCIENCE? Science simply is knowledge based on observation. No one observed the universe coming by chance or by design, by creation or by macro-evolution. These are positions of faith. The issue is which faith the scientific evidence best supports. Natural laws can explain how an airplane or living cell works, but it's irrational to believe that mere undirected natural laws can bring about either. Read my Internet article: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM
THE ODDS of the sequence of molecules in a cell coming together by chance are similar to the odds of magnetic letters randomly bonding together in a sequence to form all the words and sentences in a dictionary. Without the right sequence, a cell's molecules won't work. Amino acids can come by chance but not proteins. Without DNA there can be no proteins and vice versa. Gradually won't do. It's all at once or not at all for a cell's survival. Read my article: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM
NATURAL SELECTION DOESN'T PRODUCE ANYTHING. It can only "select" from what is produced that has survival value. If a variation occurs that helps a species survive, that survival is called being "selected." That's all it is. There's no conscious selection by nature. It's a passive process. Natural selection is a figure of speech. The term itself is a tautology. Natural selection only operates once there is life and reproduction, not before. Read my article: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM.
NATURAL SELECTION IS NO BLIND WATCHMAKER because it can only "select," not produce or arrange. If a variation survives, that's called being "selected." Natural selection operates only once there is life and reproduction, not before, so it couldn't have been involved in life's origins. A partially-evolved cell (an oxymoron) would quickly disintegrate. It couldn't wait ("survive") millions of years for chance to complete it and then make it alive! Read: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM
ARE FOSSILS REALLY MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD? Popular Internet article examines assumptions concerning fossil deposition as well as built-in assumptions involved in modern radiometric dating (not used for dating fossils but other rocks), and arguments from starlight and time. Discusses lack of true transitional forms in the fossil record and lack of "age" sequence of the fossil layers. Discussion of mixed species (i.e. dinosaur, reptile, mammal fossils in the same stratum).
IMAGINE A FISH WITH PART FINS, part feet with the fins evolving (transitioning) into feet. What survival benefit would there be? The fish couldn't use its fins or its feet, and there are no fossils showing such a creature ever existed. They only exist on automobile bumper stickers! There are no true transitional forms, either living or fossilized. Evolutionists realize this fact! Read my Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
IMAGINE A FISH WITH PART FINS, part feet with the fins evolving (transitioning) into feet. What survival benefit would there be? The fish couldn't use its fins or its feet, and there are no fossils showing such a creature ever existed. They only exist on automobile bumper stickers! There are no true transitional forms, either living or fossilized. Evolutionists realize this fact! Read my Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
APES ARE QUITE COMFORTABLE IN HOW THEY WALK, just as humans are quite comfortable in how they walk. Even a slight change in the position of a muscle or bone, for either, would be excruciatingly painful and would not be an advantage for survival. There's no hard evidence that humans evolved from ape-like creatures anymore than there's hard evidence that apes evolved from four-legged-pawed dog-like creatures. Read Internet article: MISSING LINKS THAT NEVER WERE.
GENETIC INFORMATION CANNOT HAPPEN BY CHANCE, so it's more logical to believe that genetic similarities between all forms of life are due to a common Designer who designed similar functions for similar purposes. It doesn't mean all forms of life are biologically related! Also, "Junk DNA" isn't junk. These non-coding segments of DNA have recently been found to be vital in regulating gene expression. Read my popular Internet article: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM
ALL REAL EVOLUTION ( i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.) in nature is the expression, over time, of already existing genes. Evolution is possible only if there’s information (genes) directing it. Only variations of already existing genes are possible, which means only limited evolution and adaptations are possible. Nature has no ability to invent new genes via random mutations caused by random environmental forces. That’s evolutionary faith, not science. Read my article, WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
DO EYES CARRY SCARS OF EVOLUTION? Read this fantastic Internet article by biologist and creationist Brian Thomas. Thomas refutes every argument of a "flawed" design for the eye, and explains how and why the so-called flaw is actually the best thing for the eye. Read the article! It's amazing what facts evolutionists will ignore. Numerous times evolutionists have been proven wrong about their interpretation of a structure as being flawed or useless.
Tommy.....do that with the Bible you'd get some fundies make troll videos about you. Do that on the Koran. Well. You won't see the sun come up tomorrow, cause ye'd be dead.
In my country its ilegal to swear on the bibble if you are in court. Instead of a bibble, you must swear on a real civil rights law book and its forbiden to teach religion in schools. Even in catholic schools... The crosses are there, but the dogma its forbiden...
@WunderWaffel270 Portugal. We have one thing called Magna Carta with the Vatican wich make us allied with them but it is us who give the orders... We can use the bibble in public has toillet papper if we want to and nobody can do shit against it. Door to door Jesus freaks are also forbidden. We leave the cult to the churches and science to the schools and universities. And i leave in a small town with 37 churches and i can rest quietly on my home knowing that nobody will mess with my atheism...
@arvelos76 I originally wanted to move to Europe and become a citizen regardless of country. I now narrowed it down to Sweden. Now I have added Portugal to possible choices. It's just too embaressing to be a U.S. citizen anymore. It's no mystery what other countries think of us. I mean even the euro is worth about 1.20 dollars. Also the school and universities have better facilities than the average American schools. I can't wait to be a micro-biologist!
@WunderWaffel270 If thats the case, choose Luxemburg or Switzerland. Or France... England isnt bad either... Or one of the nordic countrys... Just dont pick Italy. They are too much catholic for my taste... Speacialy around the Vatican in Rome, but nowone will give a shit about your religio in there. Youll just see a lot of nuns and priests walking around... well... but walking around Europe avoid saying youre american. People wont beat you up but theyll give you the "evil eye"...
Free energy has been here all along ,But the coverup is very strong,Get a motor that needs no gas or electric input at LT-MAGNET-MOTORdotCOM ,Join the energy revolution!
i want to go to heaven now if i get a t shirt that says i survived earth but i guess thats not right because im in heaven so i died which means i didnt survive earth now im confused oops
@yomama111336 Atheism is certanly not a religion.. ever heard the old phrase: Saying atheism is a religion is like saying not collecting stamps is a hobby.
@Zipzap220 haha no i have not heard that saying but it certanly is true. and your right, it isnt a religion, just a belief. i just think that people who define themselfs as Atheist go beyond just simply not believing. i truely dont know shit about Atheist though
man! that bit about Suzy was mildly depressing (to say the least). What a pessimist who wrote that. Yes. It illustrates the inanity of religion but damn was it brutal! :0
Your failing to define what life is..... A good aproach to thinking about this is understanding Quantum psychics/mechanics. Quantum mechanics (QM) is a set of scientific principles describing the known behavior of energy and matter that predominate at the atomic scale.
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i am a reasnable guy .. yes the modern bible is a hoaxs ... but c'mon what is the probability of life to just spring in exsistance ... its surely so low infact close to zero ... hell we cant even find life anywhere else .. if it was easy . then you would find not only our galaxy rich of life but our entire universe ... so why such paradox ??? .. there must be a god .. not a white male fellow with a beard ... but a higher entity ..
The chance not very hight. but their are more stars in our galexy than their is sand on our planet and their billions of galaxies we can see and uncountable we haven't seen yet. The reason we haven't found hard effidence of live some where els is because we haven't ventured that far.
@ahmology as terrorkarel said, we've only searched a fraction of a percent of space. we will find a better way one day to find life. but until then we do what we do, and life will emerge in the universe somewhere
I'd invite you to spend some time looking into exactly how large the universe is, and precisely how much we've explored in detail. You'd be amazed by it. And you'd also understand why we have such a limited perspective on whether life exists outside of this planet.
I swear on the bible all the time. Fuck the bible. And i mean literally, cut a hole in it, lube it up and slide it in. When you're done shit on the bible and then wipe your ass with the paper that came out of the hole you cut in it.
I know right? I was all O.O Angel *have to watch him* lol I love Angel. ^___^ (Dexter Angel for clarification -___-) He so needs to stand on the bible though, that way he's fully on it. lol ^__^
I was tryin' 2 figure out who in friggin' hell he looked like & then like an answered prayer I saw your post & low & behold the answer was in the comments.
that last part was the fucking best thing ever!!!! I laughed so hard at that ending!!! Now im gonna carry a bible with me just so i can do that..... and incase i need some toilet paper!!!
He was following the teachings of his church when he put faith in his imaginary god before medical science. Why was the church not charged as an accomplice to manslaughter or at the very least fraud?
Look up the case and see the details for yourself. Its a disgrace that this can happen in the 21st C. The USA should be ashamed.
You're damned right! It's the 21st century and people still can't realize that prayer doesn't work! Mr. Neumann deserves to go to jail for letting his daughter die. People need to wake up and realize that there is no god. If there is a god, then he either doesn't give a shit or is a creature of pure malevolence. Charles Darwin's theory of evolution and all the science over the past 150 years that back it up shows evidence that no religious icon fits into the making of the universe.
Ho ho ho. But the reality of religious dogma is not so funny. -- Dale Neumann, 47, was convicted in the March 23, 2008, death of his daughter, Madeline, from undiagnosed diabetes. Prosecutors contended he should have rushed the girl to a hospital because she couldn't walk, talk, eat or drink. Instead, Madeline died on the floor of the family's rural Weston home as people surrounded her and prayed. Someone called 911 when she stopped breathing.--
It's not bold when it's a fact. We fit into the same classification as primates and monekys. See now you are a bigot. Claiming that all people who support evolution are gay? I can assure they aren't. However every person who disagrees with evolution does seem to be extremely stupid. As you are so kind to demonstrate.
after watching this I want 3 things: 1 an indestructo bible (I'll add the extra notes myself) 2 a 'easy' button. 3 alot of 'O'Really' stickers (for sidenotes in the bible)
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ALTHOUGH I'M A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN (Baptist), I no longer believe that the Bible teaches eternal torment or suffering. The Bible teaches eternal punishment, but it's not eternal torment. In my popular Internet article, TRADITIONAL DOCTRINE OF HELL EVOLVED FROM GREEK ROOTS, I explain how and why teaching of eternal torment entered early into Christianity and how Scriptures have been misinterpreted and taken out of context to support that teaching. ~Babu G. Ranganathan (B.A. theology/biology)
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SCIENCE SHOWS THAT THE UNIVERSE could not have sustained itself eternally because of entropy (even in an open system). Einstein confirmed that space, matter, and time had a beginning! That beginning had to be supernatural because natural laws have no ability to bring the universe into existence from nothing. The supernatural cannot be proved by science but science points to a supernatural intelligence for the origin and order of the universe ~ HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM (Article)
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EINSTEIN CONFIRMED that space and time are just as physical as matter. That's why space and time can be altered by gravity, and space produces particles. Einstein's equations show that the universe couldn’t be eternal. It had a beginning. Einstein believed, because of science, in the existence of God behind the origin and order of the universe. He didn't believe in a personal God like Christians do, but he did believe science pointed to the existence of an all powerful and intelligent Creator
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THE SCIENTIFIC CASE AGAINST ATHEISM: Please read this Internet article of mine published in Russia's English Pravda. It will be a real eye-opener for all who think belief in a Creator is merely subjective blind faith. Also read my article, LIFE ON MARS NO SURPRISE (In the Earth's past there was powerful volcanic activity which spewed life-containing dirt and rocks (meteors) into outer space. Mars may literally have millions tons of Earth soil)
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THE SCIENTIFIC CASE AGAINST ATHEISM: Please read this Internet article of mine published in Russia's English Pravda. It will be a real eye-opener for all who think belief in a Creator is merely subjective blind faith. Also read my article, LIFE ON MARS NO SURPRISE (In the Earth's past there was powerful volcanic activity which spewed life-containing dirt and rocks (meteors) into outer space. Mars may literally have millions tons of Earth soil)
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NATURAL LIMITS TO EVOLUTION: Only evolution within "kinds" is genetically possible (i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.), but not evolution across "kinds" (i.e. from worm to human). How were species living and reproducing if their vital structures, organs, reproductive systems hadn't evolved yet? Read my Pravda Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS! I discuss: Punctuated Equilibrium, "Junk DNA," genetics, mutations, natural selection, fossils, genetic/biological similarities between species
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DAWKINS, HITCHENS, AND HAWKING REFUSE TO DEBATE with creationists who are SCIENTISTS, such as the scientists at The Institute for Creation Research. Dawkins and his friends only debate non-scientist creationists. Read articles by scientists supporting creation at The Institute for Creation Research site. Read analysis from creation scientists about the latest news on fossils, genetics, astronomy, etc. that you won't read in the main stream media. Visit the Institute for Creation Research site.
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WHAT IS SCIENCE? Science simply is knowledge based on observation. No one observed the universe coming by chance or by design, by creation or by macro-evolution. These are positions of faith. The issue is which faith the scientific evidence best supports. Natural laws can explain how an airplane or living cell works, but it's irrational to believe that mere undirected natural laws can bring about either. Read my Internet article: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM
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THE ODDS of the sequence of molecules in a cell coming together by chance are similar to the odds of magnetic letters randomly bonding together in a sequence to form all the words and sentences in a dictionary. Without the right sequence, a cell's molecules won't work. Amino acids can come by chance but not proteins. Without DNA there can be no proteins and vice versa. Gradually won't do. It's all at once or not at all for a cell's survival. Read my article: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM
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NATURAL SELECTION DOESN'T PRODUCE ANYTHING. It can only "select" from what is produced that has survival value. If a variation occurs that helps a species survive, that survival is called being "selected." That's all it is. There's no conscious selection by nature. It's a passive process. Natural selection is a figure of speech. The term itself is a tautology. Natural selection only operates once there is life and reproduction, not before. Read my article: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM.
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NATURAL SELECTION IS NO BLIND WATCHMAKER because it can only "select," not produce or arrange. If a variation survives, that's called being "selected." Natural selection operates only once there is life and reproduction, not before, so it couldn't have been involved in life's origins. A partially-evolved cell (an oxymoron) would quickly disintegrate. It couldn't wait ("survive") millions of years for chance to complete it and then make it alive! Read: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM
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IMAGINE A FISH WITH PART FINS, part feet with the fins evolving (transitioning) into feet. What survival benefit would there be? The fish couldn't use its fins or its feet, and there are no fossils showing such a creature ever existed. They only exist on automobile bumper stickers! There are no true transitional forms, either living or fossilized. Evolutionists realize this fact! Read my Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
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IMAGINE A FISH WITH PART FINS, part feet with the fins evolving (transitioning) into feet. What survival benefit would there be? The fish couldn't use its fins or its feet, and there are no fossils showing such a creature ever existed. They only exist on automobile bumper stickers! There are no true transitional forms, either living or fossilized. Evolutionists realize this fact! Read my Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
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APES ARE QUITE COMFORTABLE IN HOW THEY WALK, just as humans are quite comfortable in how they walk. Even a slight change in the position of a muscle or bone, for either, would be excruciatingly painful and would not be an advantage for survival. There's no hard evidence that humans evolved from ape-like creatures anymore than there's hard evidence that apes evolved from four-legged-pawed dog-like creatures. Read Internet article: MISSING LINKS THAT NEVER WERE.
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GENETIC INFORMATION CANNOT HAPPEN BY CHANCE, so it's more logical to believe that genetic similarities between all forms of life are due to a common Designer who designed similar functions for similar purposes. It doesn't mean all forms of life are biologically related! Also, "Junk DNA" isn't junk. These non-coding segments of DNA have recently been found to be vital in regulating gene expression. Read my popular Internet article: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM
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ALL REAL EVOLUTION ( i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.) in nature is the expression, over time, of already existing genes. Evolution is possible only if there’s information (genes) directing it. Only variations of already existing genes are possible, which means only limited evolution and adaptations are possible. Nature has no ability to invent new genes via random mutations caused by random environmental forces. That’s evolutionary faith, not science. Read my article, WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
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Mogley52 4 months ago
Tommyfromthe bronx looks just fuckin like angel batista from dexter. Anyone else think so?
StevieTVee92 4 months ago
wha is he going to do when it runs out of batteries?
BrandomShadow 4 months ago
0_0 ...swearing on the Bible...
Why didn't I THINK of that!?
Tarynus 6 months ago
¿oʇsǝnb ǝɔıp ol ıɥɔ
Freedomismyreligion 6 months ago
HOLY F*CK! I WANT THAT BUTTON!
godonlyknows0111 7 months ago
Well, 30 people have pushed the "Easy Button" so far...
KarbineKyle 7 months ago
Am I the only one sexually attracted to Suzie?
Slacktoo 7 months ago
I fucking want that button.
grimmnekrokvlt 7 months ago
Tommy.....do that with the Bible you'd get some fundies make troll videos about you. Do that on the Koran. Well. You won't see the sun come up tomorrow, cause ye'd be dead.
ImAnotherZang 8 months ago
The guy in the beginning sounds like Ernest. Should call it Ernest doesn't go to church. LOL
Boogyman4050 8 months ago
that first metaphor was rather tortured, but quite amusing
Darkstar1484 8 months ago
cool must see facebook trick /watch?v=Fd0di5HFboY
LeifAusti 9 months ago
Best facebook tricks /watch?v=Fd0di5HFboY
HerbBardil 9 months ago
Theists have a built-in easy button.
geniusjas87 9 months ago
@geniusjas87 Amen!
Koenma007 9 months ago
Love the easy button skit.
micometer 9 months ago
30 people have condoms stuck over their head
XDeatharcX 9 months ago
I wish the easy-button would work on real problems too
g0ltes 10 months ago
Yeah, the evil eye isn't as uncommon as you may think. Yup, so thanks for the advice n' stuff.
WunderWaffel270 1 year ago
In my country its ilegal to swear on the bibble if you are in court. Instead of a bibble, you must swear on a real civil rights law book and its forbiden to teach religion in schools. Even in catholic schools... The crosses are there, but the dogma its forbiden...
arvelos76 1 year ago
@arvelos76 WTF do you live? I want to move there when I get older! I hate living in Jesusland.
WunderWaffel270 1 year ago
@WunderWaffel270 Portugal. We have one thing called Magna Carta with the Vatican wich make us allied with them but it is us who give the orders... We can use the bibble in public has toillet papper if we want to and nobody can do shit against it. Door to door Jesus freaks are also forbidden. We leave the cult to the churches and science to the schools and universities. And i leave in a small town with 37 churches and i can rest quietly on my home knowing that nobody will mess with my atheism...
arvelos76 1 year ago
@arvelos76 I originally wanted to move to Europe and become a citizen regardless of country. I now narrowed it down to Sweden. Now I have added Portugal to possible choices. It's just too embaressing to be a U.S. citizen anymore. It's no mystery what other countries think of us. I mean even the euro is worth about 1.20 dollars. Also the school and universities have better facilities than the average American schools. I can't wait to be a micro-biologist!
WunderWaffel270 1 year ago
@WunderWaffel270 If thats the case, choose Luxemburg or Switzerland. Or France... England isnt bad either... Or one of the nordic countrys... Just dont pick Italy. They are too much catholic for my taste... Speacialy around the Vatican in Rome, but nowone will give a shit about your religio in there. Youll just see a lot of nuns and priests walking around... well... but walking around Europe avoid saying youre american. People wont beat you up but theyll give you the "evil eye"...
arvelos76 1 year ago
@WunderWaffel270 I'm the opposite, I feel the need to move to America to help in the fight against religions erosion of freedoms.
alienlifeform11 9 months ago
"Once the condom dissolves, it'll leave only little "ridges for her pleasure" lines on your face. That's a small price to pay to be free."
EPIC
Armando2012102 1 year ago
When I quit laughing, I am going to swear on the bible. Oh, I don't have one. Tomorrow, I will swear on the bible.
menthol5 1 year ago
i love that last guy he was hilarious xD
gothgirl1330 1 year ago 4
the last guy is going to hell
smithbrain 1 year ago
A condom stretched all over my whole head!
Nocturnalux 1 year ago
That first guy is my new Buddha!
mythmanjay 1 year ago
TommyFromTheBronx related to Angel Batista by any chance?
AernoutMJC 1 year ago
I didn't see much comedy here except for the cartoon which was cute.I didn't much care for that last guy,I hate new york and their stupid yankees.
DarthKreeg 1 year ago
@DarthKreeg Will you swear on the Bible that you really think that?
influxrift 1 year ago
3:06 Who's that woman?
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago
Hahaha, that delightful red button slowly coming into view to alleviate all your wonders deserves to be a meme!
aslglados 1 year ago
CONDOM HEAD Oh no, it's soo icky
glad I'm free of that
electorg 1 year ago
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"God did it"
LOLDISNEYLAND 1 year ago
i want to go to heaven now if i get a t shirt that says i survived earth but i guess thats not right because im in heaven so i died which means i didnt survive earth now im confused oops
buneter 1 year ago
If you're a god worshiper, there's no need for you to buy the "easy button". You already have a biological easy button implanted in your brain.
gupsphoo 1 year ago 2
Tommy should have used George Carlin's dirty words: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, (fart, turd, and twat...)
MetroidfanCNC 1 year ago
Tommy had (has) me LOTF. ;)
davemelnick 1 year ago
Goddamn it, I need me one of those easy buttons. So Goddamn awesome.
tskasa1 1 year ago
shit mother fucker cunt, cock ball sucker shit face dick munch, hey swearing on the bible is fun
lbIeesel 1 year ago
holy shit i need a "goddidit" easy button. i would love to show that to some of my christian freinds
blazereef 1 year ago
seriously, where did themanofearth get that easy button? i need one
patrickledford420 1 year ago
@patrickledford420
Staples.
mtszabo 1 year ago
I think it's funny how atheist are actually more religious than most Christians. Haha so determined to make my day.
yomama111336 1 year ago
@yomama111336 Or perhaps it's satirical..
noneofyourbiznes 1 year ago
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Jacksonstreet71 1 year ago
@yomama111336 Define "religious".
Jacksonstreet71 1 year ago
@yomama111336 So the ones not religious are religious? How does that work?
Zipzap220 1 year ago
@Zipzap220 you dont agree that this is a religion?
yomama111336 1 year ago
@yomama111336 Atheism is certanly not a religion.. ever heard the old phrase: Saying atheism is a religion is like saying not collecting stamps is a hobby.
See?
Zipzap220 1 year ago
@Zipzap220 haha no i have not heard that saying but it certanly is true. and your right, it isnt a religion, just a belief. i just think that people who define themselfs as Atheist go beyond just simply not believing. i truely dont know shit about Atheist though
yomama111336 1 year ago
@yomama111336
Atheism is a belief like bald is a hair color.
whittleddownbattery 1 year ago
@yomama111336 you don't know shit about Atheism though because there is nothing to know...
analyze the latin origin of the the word: A / Theism
A= Non
Theism = Belief (Theos = God ... so really the word refears to "belief" in a supreme being)
Conclusion? Atheism = Nonbelief.... Period.
If God can't give you such simple answers.... fuck he is useless
GABOBO1991 1 year ago 15
@GABOBO1991 Actually it's Greek, not Latin...but that's a technicality. :)
onijester56 1 year ago
@onijester56 you're right... "atheist" comes from the latin "atheus", and atheus comes from the greek "αθεος" (atheos) ...
I'm spanish, and as my language derives from latin, I use to give all the credit to it... XD
in fact, now that I think about it, in spanish the word is "ateo" (equally pronounced from the greek word)
GABOBO1991 1 year ago
@GABOBO1991 exactly. if only religious people could realize that...
MoralRapist 4 months ago
@GABOBO1991 I thought theos/atheos was greek
clubpenguinsux1 4 months ago
@clubpenguinsux1 true, I was quite passionated when I responded to yonama and I didn't noticed it, my bad.
GABOBO1991 4 months ago
@GABOBO1991 I wasn't meant to take offence to that was I?
clubpenguinsux1 4 months ago
@clubpenguinsux1 no! hahaha forgive my sentence structure, I'm spanish XD
GABOBO1991 4 months ago
@GABOBO1991 Oh sorry, I thought you were making a ya mum joke lol
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"God Did It"
Cujoh 1 year ago
man! that bit about Suzy was mildly depressing (to say the least). What a pessimist who wrote that. Yes. It illustrates the inanity of religion but damn was it brutal! :0
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z3r0t0l3r4ns 1 year ago
hahahaha! felt like he had a condom on his head! wowow! XD
prophetofpeace2010 1 year ago
Got anymore stories about Suzie -- great job on summing up the typical X-ian perspective about life's events and stuff!
primelimelite 1 year ago
"Swearing on the bible"
(GIGGLE)
XD
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago
man, I wish I had one of them EASY buttons.
Tychoxi 1 year ago 2
omg, the priest at my church had one of those "easy" button, lol!
killerboyfoolz 1 year ago
"...by a condom!"
whydie666 1 year ago
fuckingshitmotherfuckingcockchuckingballsbustingbitchmotherfuckingbastee... lol
YawwdSM 1 year ago
the first guy is the layhe from trailer park boys of atheism
ArjanTheGunslinger 1 year ago
I'm going to buy a bible just for swearing on it
Too bad I live somewhere where nobody ever says that
d4m4s74 1 year ago
I want one of those easy buttons
delusionalantics 1 year ago 3
@delusionalantics
Just find yourself an ignorant person who also brands themself a christian.
xxSilverPhinxx 1 year ago
@xxSilverPhinxx brand yourself yourself a christian, you are ignorant!
JoseATurner 1 year ago
@JoseATurner
I would have to be ignorant *and* believe in christianity, which I don't, so...
FAIL!
xxSilverPhinxx 1 year ago
@xxSilverPhinxx I "FAIL" and you're just ignorant. Nice job!
JoseATurner 1 year ago
@JoseATurner
I don't mind being called ignorant. I just think that the gnostics are the ones who are the real fools.
xxSilverPhinxx 1 year ago
praise to a holy roast chicken
Rx529529 1 year ago
BITCH BITCH COCK FUCK ASS MUTHERFUCKERRRRRR!! lol
gokebe 1 year ago
My video is satire too!
justdabass 1 year ago
Go Tomyy from the Bronx! Fuck cock motherfucker suck pusy bastard baaaaallS!
BannerOfBlasfemy 1 year ago
Meh wasn't as funny as some of the earlier stuff
thepunictrader 1 year ago
hahaha tommy from the bronx is awesome
XavierDrake 1 year ago
Yer, he kinda looks a lot like Angel Batista from Dexter
vTunes 1 year ago
I totally thought he was when I clicked the video, lmao
Director705 1 year ago
I wont rest until I can find out where to buy THE EASY BUTTON!!!
That would be the ultimate prop for ANY social event..period
mrcoldheart 1 year ago
@mrcoldheart
agreed! I want one.
akrulla 1 year ago
he should really swear on the bible and stand on it when he cusses. that would be even better
AchievementSpanker 1 year ago
I WAN'T AN EASY BUTTON
haandvaegt 1 year ago 22
hah, never has my childhood been explained clearer than what AtheistEvangelist just said.
LouSaydus 1 year ago
That bit about the condom stretched over his head was the funniest shit I've heard in a while.
TheDrpretorious 1 year ago 17
Your failing to define what life is..... A good aproach to thinking about this is understanding Quantum psychics/mechanics. Quantum mechanics (QM) is a set of scientific principles describing the known behavior of energy and matter that predominate at the atomic scale.
TheArchJuggler 1 year ago 2
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i am a reasnable guy .. yes the modern bible is a hoaxs ... but c'mon what is the probability of life to just spring in exsistance ... its surely so low infact close to zero ... hell we cant even find life anywhere else .. if it was easy . then you would find not only our galaxy rich of life but our entire universe ... so why such paradox ??? .. there must be a god .. not a white male fellow with a beard ... but a higher entity ..
ahmology 1 year ago
@ahmology
The chance not very hight. but their are more stars in our galexy than their is sand on our planet and their billions of galaxies we can see and uncountable we haven't seen yet. The reason we haven't found hard effidence of live some where els is because we haven't ventured that far.
Terrorkarel 1 year ago 2
@ahmology as terrorkarel said, we've only searched a fraction of a percent of space. we will find a better way one day to find life. but until then we do what we do, and life will emerge in the universe somewhere
JonnyBoy245 1 year ago
@ahmology
I'd invite you to spend some time looking into exactly how large the universe is, and precisely how much we've explored in detail. You'd be amazed by it. And you'd also understand why we have such a limited perspective on whether life exists outside of this planet.
snoman99991 1 year ago
@ahmology
You seem to know little about abiogenesis. Educate yourself.
Aaberg123 1 year ago
haha I watched the video because I thought the screenshot was Batista. I was like "No way! The actor that plays Batista is an atheist!?"
CandiBristol 2 years ago 4
Lol, same here.
iSOBigD 2 years ago
Holy fuck all of us seriously thought that.
Goes to show how good a show Dexter is, damn!
snoman99991 2 years ago
Haha did the same thing
nightseifer 2 years ago
I should have sworn on my bible before I threw in the bonfire. What a waisted opportunity!
Zylophila 2 years ago 3
where can i buy the easy button ....love it XD
Freigeist20789 2 years ago 4
Staples I think.
aPenguin09 2 years ago
I am going to swear on the bible from now on.
orcodrilo 2 years ago 60
@orcodrilo I dont know why it wasn't funny to me until he said balls...the word balls is just funny to me ...juvenile i know
krissy4nik 1 year ago
@krissy4nik
BALLS
z3r0t0l3r4ns 1 year ago
@orcodrilo
I swear on the bible all the time. Fuck the bible. And i mean literally, cut a hole in it, lube it up and slide it in. When you're done shit on the bible and then wipe your ass with the paper that came out of the hole you cut in it.
z3r0t0l3r4ns 1 year ago
Make more of these....
LJonesy2 2 years ago 3
holy shit that last guy looks like Sergent Batista from dexter
snarfalopogus 2 years ago 61
That's what I thought!
CapnAkira 2 years ago
@snarfalopogus I was thinking the same thing
nicknufsik 1 year ago
@snarfalopogus haha thats why i watched it.
850kell531 1 year ago
@snarfalopogus LOL iwas jsut watching Dexter as I read that.
MrUsername5678888 1 year ago
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this is sooo borrinnnggggg
gbvegeta 2 years ago
last part is exelent allong with suzie defantly better of out of the 4
CFrobertmartin 2 years ago
you are KING of methaphor
sheppaul 2 years ago
maybe suzie needs a boyfriend... i'd take one for the team.
mattybock 2 years ago
OMG I want that Easy button!
Truthiness231 2 years ago
kill Suzie.
lordrazi111693 2 years ago 3
the Suzie story was sad but sooooo true
poor Suzie :C
lololol, TommyfromtheBronx was toooo funny
handofnergal 2 years ago 3
Suzie story: FTW.
bttsstewart 2 years ago
TommyFromTheBronx looks identical to Angel from the show Dexter.
Stringprodigy 2 years ago
I know right? I was all O.O Angel *have to watch him* lol I love Angel. ^___^ (Dexter Angel for clarification -___-) He so needs to stand on the bible though, that way he's fully on it. lol ^__^
MistressArte 2 years ago
he does!!!
I was tryin' 2 figure out who in friggin' hell he looked like & then like an answered prayer I saw your post & low & behold the answer was in the comments.
It's ANGEL from Dexter!
lol!
Good eye Stringprodigy!
frigginguest 2 years ago
And that guy in the begining looks like Harry ...
Drago19930713 2 years ago
He does...holy shit.
bcFiRe12 2 years ago
lol at the easy-button-guy
slavashalava 2 years ago 3
Jesus said: I am the good shepherd
markch9v23 2 years ago
that last part was the fucking best thing ever!!!! I laughed so hard at that ending!!! Now im gonna carry a bible with me just so i can do that..... and incase i need some toilet paper!!!
iwillruleoverevery1 2 years ago
the suzie story owns
Samura1gamer 2 years ago
muthafuka!! lol
Shinitkun 2 years ago
President eden found the liquor cabinet!
hardfi123 2 years ago
Brilliant. Love the Susy clip. How sad theists are.
EUROSUN1 2 years ago 2
Ol tommy's got a wild idea ! HaHa ; Thanks all .
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atheistfriends 2 years ago
LOL "Ribbed for her pleasure lines, etched all over your face" LOL!!
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god did it
7unholysins 2 years ago
Easy button indeed lolol.
TheSpankymonkey 2 years ago 9
Ha HA God did it easy button.
pokemon068 2 years ago 7
we need to invent a religion where you kill yourself if you honestly believe. it will filter out all the crazys
luckynumber58 2 years ago 9
Well, there's already Islam...
FractalHelix777 2 years ago
He was following the teachings of his church when he put faith in his imaginary god before medical science. Why was the church not charged as an accomplice to manslaughter or at the very least fraud?
Look up the case and see the details for yourself. Its a disgrace that this can happen in the 21st C. The USA should be ashamed.
FLUSEM666 2 years ago 6
You're damned right! It's the 21st century and people still can't realize that prayer doesn't work! Mr. Neumann deserves to go to jail for letting his daughter die. People need to wake up and realize that there is no god. If there is a god, then he either doesn't give a shit or is a creature of pure malevolence. Charles Darwin's theory of evolution and all the science over the past 150 years that back it up shows evidence that no religious icon fits into the making of the universe.
gir908922 2 years ago 2
Government probably just told them not to worry and "don't pay your taxes" as usual, because they're a church.
RodEOpallo 2 years ago
The Suzie story was awesome. Good work.
faithisfiction 2 years ago 8
Wild ! Thanks !!
steviebkhall 2 years ago
Ho ho ho. But the reality of religious dogma is not so funny. -- Dale Neumann, 47, was convicted in the March 23, 2008, death of his daughter, Madeline, from undiagnosed diabetes. Prosecutors contended he should have rushed the girl to a hospital because she couldn't walk, talk, eat or drink. Instead, Madeline died on the floor of the family's rural Weston home as people surrounded her and prayed. Someone called 911 when she stopped breathing.--
FLUSEM666 2 years ago 6
Is there not many of you who boldly state "we are monkeys"?..aren't most if not all of you who support "evolution" heteroseually challenged?
muchtribulation 2 years ago
It's not bold when it's a fact. We fit into the same classification as primates and monekys. See now you are a bigot. Claiming that all people who support evolution are gay? I can assure they aren't. However every person who disagrees with evolution does seem to be extremely stupid. As you are so kind to demonstrate.
sd06ds 2 years ago