Geez, "Morgoth, the Horrible"; "Zorteki, the Magnificent" (I know it was on one of Neil's videos, but I deduce that it was suggested by you)... What kind of fiction/video games are you at?
Do you even understand what you're saying?! This discovery is so important, they're probably already looking for you guys! RUN! FLEE! HIDE!! WHILE YOU STILL CAN
Hey, if you want more views and subscribers goto viewsandsubs (d0t) com US users only check it out.... Its usually invite only but right now their taking everybody!!!
It would be amazing if playing this song in public actually caused a random group of people? to uncontrollably dance together. Michael Jackson's music will possess us all!
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
when i take a shit it smells like a condom now i dont eat condoms and im not gay so what does that tell you about me as a person! lol priceless i use that as a prank call
this is a real phone number!!! we called it!!!! try it!!! if u do call it, contact our page and let us know ur response. oh and ryan, you're a sick sick man!!! lol,
When i go to the bathroom and i take a shit my shit smells like a condom! Now i dont eat condoms and i'm not gay;what does that tell you about me as a person?
thats my favorite part...and where the monkey is in a noose
I think my favorite part is "Does THIS ever happen to YOU?" I about died laughing watching this video... then shared it with friends, and received a few courtesy laughs but mainly awkward looks and uncomfortable departures. Oh well. I understand your humor. It speaks to me.
omg!! i really love ur vid! especially the part when the t-rex gobbled the very fat inconsiderate jerk and menace to society with his claws made of ash that came from a burning plant that weighed 750000.0982176% of what ur great uncle's grandmother's 13th cousin 257 1/2 times removed weighed when she was 36 eons older that cheese that taste good. by the way, it was pretty funny.
oh man. that guy makes me so angry. so this made me laugh and feel better about not being the only one who wants to scream at the tv "why are you YELLING AT ME?!!"
i will never get tired of this amazing video!
BlueDemon555 1 week ago
I have that trashcan!
ToxXxic44 2 weeks ago
I'LL TAKE 7!
MusicByNeo 1 month ago
so its mine free, but is $19.95? makes sense if you dont think about it...
puffleissocute 1 month ago
BAM! POW! YEAH!
mightybob50 3 months ago
I almost had a heart attack because the description box said RIP Billy Mays (1958 - 2009) and this video was made in 2008.
But then I remembered that you could change the description in the description box after the video was posted.
Either that or Ryan Murphy is really Psychic......and if so, then I might actually call 1-900-555-Ryan to get a reading done.
TheBookShark 3 months ago 3
lolololololol slightly disturbing!
Alysin123 7 months ago
:33 ... It takes the place of deodorant AND listerine?! Uhhh...
MEGHAPSEY 7 months ago
why would you not need axe deodorant for stains?
check 0:33
TheDrakeMoon 9 months ago
You accept American Express, Visa, MasterCard, and Chinese people as payment?
radioactivellamafish 10 months ago 5
Press "8" over and over agian XD
PaulFroelich 11 months ago
PENETRATION
Brightfur10 1 year ago 2
God Bless Billy Mays
StarwarsHalofreak 1 year ago 8
rofl!
NarutoSasukeAkatsuki 1 year ago
"If you marry outside of your own religion the devil will never forgive you!" lol
shrikechan 1 year ago 3
the last scene must've been wildly entertaining to record.
lalalapierre 1 year ago
I'll buy 500!! and I'll buy Spencer Henself with some lint and a dead moth that I found in my pocket!
ChickenNugget3467 1 year ago 21
I need 12 of those!
PsychedelicSmurf 1 year ago 14
Is that one credit card the Chinese flag?
fudgyboo7687 1 year ago 2
OMG my friend called that number.....it said: indulge yourself in one of the most satisfying conversations imaginable.......O.o
lexiandskyla4ever 1 year ago 10
I'ts BILLIE MAYS
pilotbutterfly 1 year ago
is he having a seizure in the end???
candylvr471 1 year ago
@candylvr471 Hahahahahahahahaha! No, he's not.
degubamboo 1 year ago
@degubamboo lol i kno but it looks like it :D
candylvr471 1 year ago
@candylvr471 Yeah, I wasn't doing that in a mean way, in a :D...D: way...xD sorry if it looked like that!
degubamboo 1 year ago
@degubamboo dont worry it didnt look like a mean way, i like replyin! lol I LUV DIS VIDEO! XD
candylvr471 1 year ago
1:00
candylvr471 1 year ago
I've watched this so many times and it's still funny to me every time.
beepmotherfuckerbeep 1 year ago 4
Morgoth the Horrible! :D
briani4735263 1 year ago 9
CHEMICALLY CASTRATED *waves flowers around*
you're a genius
iwuvsweeney 1 year ago 4
If you look it at a glance it looks like him
ALBINOCAMEl221 2 years ago 14
im not sure what im buying, but i want it
gameinggurus 2 years ago 105
1:32 just blown my mind..
.. I guess I have to think about it for the rest of my life, looks like I'll never fall sleep again... never
AutumnCymophane 2 years ago 50
@AutumnCymophane After about 2 years, I've finally figured out what it means.
He's bisexual.
Think about it, and it makes perfect sense.
(And no, I didn't spend the entire 2 years figuring it out. It just came as a sudden realization when I remembered this video.)
MegaGeek325 1 year ago 2
did the monkey hang himself? and btw u all LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ncherry713 2 years ago 3
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Fuck you fuck you fuck you!
mrpitchf0rk 2 years ago
lolz owned
ncherry713 2 years ago
Spencer Hensel is such a catchy name....
rainbowmuppet 2 years ago 10
that really is his name
Tribar42 2 years ago
yeah....i know...
rainbowmuppet 2 years ago
Geez, "Morgoth, the Horrible"; "Zorteki, the Magnificent" (I know it was on one of Neil's videos, but I deduce that it was suggested by you)... What kind of fiction/video games are you at?
lizs004 2 years ago
1:26
That was the best part of all!
PKFighterX201 2 years ago
he will be missed...
noamben2 2 years ago 5
i want 2 hear tht story about going 2 a bar w/ his grandma. i wold definitly watch tht
sweetiemam333 2 years ago 4
that's a nasty number!!
BubbleGumFishGirl 2 years ago
What was he selling???!!!???
And how does it replace deoderant?
LOL
QuinnTheRandomFox 2 years ago
ha! at the end, it looked like he was selling himself...I totally want a free twenty dollar Spencer Hensel!
rainbowmuppet 2 years ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
they found cocaine in Billy Mays' body when they did the autopsy
poiopop 2 years ago
Who cares? Is he a bad person because he took cocaine? Or was this supposed to be a bad joke?
nostalgicnineties 2 years ago
i used to think this was funny, before billy mays died. :(
savethefreakingrave 2 years ago
It still is...
rainbowmuppet 2 years ago
R.I.P. Billy Mays 1958-2009
Imnotjarry11 2 years ago 2
RIP Billy Mays 1958-2009
KenneWilleJ1102 2 years ago 11
BAM POW YEAH!!
FJK46 2 years ago 3
whta kind a pill your taking i want one
72ve17 2 years ago
Pretty sad that Billy Mays just died, I generally don't take a liking to people who sell stuff but he seemed like a really nice guy.
Anyways it made me think of this video.
First Heath Leger and now Billy Mays, Ben Bernanke and Jack White could be next...
If this keeps up you might want to hold off on the parodies.
nastybutler16 2 years ago 7
Do you even understand what you're saying?! This discovery is so important, they're probably already looking for you guys! RUN! FLEE! HIDE!! WHILE YOU STILL CAN
PanndaKat 2 years ago
God rest billys soul. RIP
mattydog67 2 years ago 5
no chance of being sued now :(
Dogdrule 2 years ago 4
poor billy :(
peppermints53 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
Hey, if you want more views and subscribers goto viewsandsubs (d0t) com US users only check it out.... Its usually invite only but right now their taking everybody!!!
It would be amazing if playing this song in public actually caused a random group of people? to uncontrollably dance together. Michael Jackson's music will possess us all!
carolineq349 2 years ago
Billy Mays RIP.
DemonFishy5 2 years ago 4
Bye bye billy!! RIP billy mays
noamben2 2 years ago 3
he died today?
what the heck..
Cauldren 2 years ago 3
NO!!! :(
Neodymium 2 years ago
you know what i think im going to call that number
SInZCitYBoyZ 2 years ago
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hungryhungryhippos 2 years ago
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hungryhungryhippos 2 years ago
Whatever it is, I want one NAO.
CatSimmerofWeirdness 2 years ago
ROFL
Wolfheart247 2 years ago
i wonder what happens if i dial that number
fook626 2 years ago
This is way too funny! The day that my friends showed me this in school, I came home to share it with my family. Now we all quote it at random.
Absolutally brilliant job!! =D =P
lilbitcrazed 2 years ago 6
This is such an awesome advert I love it! So random! And so brilliantage.
Mynotoar 2 years ago
I love the fact we have no idea what he's selling anyway.
nickuntitled 2 years ago 4
excally thats just part of the humor this real should have 1 million+ views its an amazing video
SInZCitYBoyZ 2 years ago
Does this ever happen to you?: PENETRATION!! XD
Drewwy310 2 years ago
TIRED OF THIS HAPPENING?
ChocoCat300 2 years ago
lol YOURS FREE for 19.95 +$5 S&H
Ghirul 2 years ago 2
Billy Mayes looks cute in this infomercial.
*winky*
love you Spencer!
Fengaroo 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
TributeToFire 2 years ago
Set it and forget it, its the last product you will ever need. It is just a disinfectant.
nanabanana1925 2 years ago 3
is that number toll free?
BubbleGumFishGirl 2 years ago 5
oh my god. this was brilliant. how do you come up with this shit?
thenapster7 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
Hahaha! That's just whack. Go look up Lego Build a Dick too! Funny shit.
fiddledick 2 years ago
is this real?
samdewfoo 2 years ago
when i take a shit it smells like a condom now i dont eat condoms and im not gay so what does that tell you about me as a person! lol priceless i use that as a prank call
SInZCitYBoyZ 2 years ago 2
Hoooooly shit... you guys are the most f'ing hilarious people I've ever met.
Or... not met.
...yet.
hahahah..
I love this channel. :D
somethingtidal 2 years ago 5
im so putting this on my ipod
DipierroProductions 2 years ago 2
damn it! i can't stop watching this!
BubbleGumFishGirl 2 years ago
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! doesn't get old. i hope you know i have had this stuck in my head all morning. And at church ,too!
BubbleGumFishGirl 2 years ago
Che-chemically castrated? Umm...
rosenekomata 2 years ago
Oh how I lawl whenever I watch this...
You know, if someone were to show me this and claim it was a genuine infomercial I'd probably believe them =P
I heartz the part with the wheelchair btw XD
otakuninjapirate 2 years ago
LMAO "I think I never stopped yelling cause I haven't cried since my wife died!!".
faintmelody 2 years ago 2
It's like Billy Mays married Tony Little and
this is their son!
danie1murphy 2 years ago
OMG that was so funny! You're really good at being Billy Mays!
ANLpr0ducti0ns 2 years ago 2
LOL i love the spazzy thign at the end
this vid rocks
bnbnnbbnbnnbnbnbnbnb 2 years ago
PENITRATION
cheesemiste 2 years ago 3
this is a real phone number!!! we called it!!!! try it!!! if u do call it, contact our page and let us know ur response. oh and ryan, you're a sick sick man!!! lol,
twistedBATmobile 2 years ago
its not just a disinfectant...
it IS just a disinfectant!!!
hillarious
Sailormercurypower 2 years ago 4
1:02 hahha
turtlechib11 2 years ago
*1:00 hah the scream
turtlechib11 2 years ago 2
i laughed audibly several times. [:
shufflefunction 2 years ago 3
this is HILARIOUS!!!!!!
rainbowmuppet 2 years ago
the Chinese flag at the end
soupinabox 2 years ago 2
When i go to the bathroom and i take a shit my shit smells like a condom! Now i dont eat condoms and i'm not gay;what does that tell you about me as a person?
thats my favorite part...and where the monkey is in a noose
LOL
ecsped08 2 years ago
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shadowshock64 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I dont get that part
shadowshock64 2 years ago
i'd buy that for a dollar
smcosci 2 years ago
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you remind me of fred
ailly2k8 3 years ago
PENETRATION!
Slamami 3 years ago
literally pissed myself the first time i saw this, still funny. You guys must have loads of free time to think up so much hilariously weird stuff
chimpstostarboard 3 years ago 4
"If you're not completely satisfied, I'll tell you an embarassing story about when I was eight years old and my grandma took me to a farm!" LMAO.
TheiNVisiBleCupCake 3 years ago 5
I think he said bar not farm xD
perfectchaoslemon 2 years ago
this was absolutely amazing!
MischiefMakerxxoo 3 years ago
Chemically castrated!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys are witty.
Maddyisnotshort13 3 years ago 3
I lolled every 5 seconds.
perfectchaoslemon 3 years ago 2
I think my favorite part is "Does THIS ever happen to YOU?" I about died laughing watching this video... then shared it with friends, and received a few courtesy laughs but mainly awkward looks and uncomfortable departures. Oh well. I understand your humor. It speaks to me.
colleenr825 3 years ago 3
Well, Spencer finally gets a better haircut ;-) Nice video.
zyankali777 3 years ago
i wonder what would happen if i dialed that number?
fook626 3 years ago 2
its a dating service number!
cyclos12 3 years ago 3
i love how you know
khjumper 3 years ago
I actually called the number to see if you were right. And you were.
MountainDew5689 3 years ago
lol awesome bravo!
1punkpanda 3 years ago
Wait. I wont have to use deoderant to get stains out?!
linzeekinzee 3 years ago 2
lol at 1:00 ":)
jon72519 3 years ago
lol china credit card
1818324 3 years ago 4
the question is what did he buy
DemonFishy5 3 years ago
WHATEVER HE'S SELLING I WANT IT
beamingatyou 3 years ago 6
oh wow, this is so much funnier durring finals then it was when i was well rested
HaShomeret 3 years ago
haha
soundcheck126 3 years ago
wow this is great i love it!!! (so what does that tell you about me as a person?)
ImpeachThePres 3 years ago
ingenius!
ImbasPhoenix 3 years ago
Whatever it is, I want it!
DaTweeClymer 3 years ago 4
it's Spenser Hensel! :O
zabacinjsh 3 years ago
omg!! i really love ur vid! especially the part when the t-rex gobbled the very fat inconsiderate jerk and menace to society with his claws made of ash that came from a burning plant that weighed 750000.0982176% of what ur great uncle's grandmother's 13th cousin 257 1/2 times removed weighed when she was 36 eons older that cheese that taste good. by the way, it was pretty funny.
sorry8140 3 years ago
????????????????????????????
sonicOneTwo 3 years ago
Oh Billy Mays...
TimeDawg 3 years ago
I still don't even know what he's selling! lol
InsaneRema 3 years ago
Oh god Billy Mays is the scariest demon to ever escape Hell and I am 99.99% sure he is a raging stoner/homo. Nice video
NausicaaRaine 3 years ago
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool :D
LMPPrincess 3 years ago 2
he looks like the kid from 2 and a half men but way older
Shtoobs27 3 years ago
agreed! he sounds like him too btw.
Jojjo450 3 years ago
hahah funny lol
SInZCitYBoyZ 3 years ago
XD LOL
Beshrewed 3 years ago
haha nice
ProjectHollisterCo 3 years ago
within 5 seconds of this video I started LMAO
BlackHoleSun1921 3 years ago
this poor man probably has the same life issues that billy maes has...
but oddly enough...i don't feel sorry for him.
PNMFilmsInc 3 years ago
lol, he acts like bill maes, you know the funny thing i had my tv on mute, but after I watched this video a billy mase infomercial popped up LOL
Ladylollypop101 3 years ago
omg i hate billy maes
PNMFilmsInc 3 years ago
lolololol
NarutoSasukeAkatsuki 3 years ago
thats funny!!!!
huntersmith22 3 years ago
HA HA HA! That is really funny! Awesome job!
musicalgal123 3 years ago 3
this is the best thing i have seen in my time!
tuffy3000 3 years ago
oh man. that guy makes me so angry. so this made me laugh and feel better about not being the only one who wants to scream at the tv "why are you YELLING AT ME?!!"
goldennight 3 years ago
Oh my god, this is so funny, and yet no one at my house wants to watch it....
CatSimmerofWeirdness 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Congratulations on explaining and ruining the joke in your video description.
josswhedon692 3 years ago
if you keep clicking at 1.29 it sounds like he says pants.
WiiSuper123SmashU 3 years ago
I think it sounds more like "Pen is"
kradasca 3 years ago
thats hot.
WiiSuper123SmashU 3 years ago
I mean 1:17
Caerlean 3 years ago
1:09 and then go to 1:18
Caerlean 3 years ago 2
to awesome. all i want to do is show this to my grandma becuase she hates that guy! but i dont think she could take the language. i lvoe it!
Kipfan410 3 years ago 2
NO! YES!...NOOO!!!
ATalkingCracker 3 years ago 3
RU A PROFESSIOANL COMEDIAN?
bnbnnbbnbnnbnbnbnbnb 3 years ago 3
No.
Vicious516 3 years ago
You should be.
You should have your own TV show.
I would watch it.
XxALLAGESxX 3 years ago
No yes NOOOO! I could use an extra handle.
mattydog67 3 years ago
Insane amounts of WIN.
mintypeach 3 years ago 2
That Billy Mays voice has always been really annoying
ZSlash609 3 years ago
after watching this, i remembered going to random people and screaming CHEMICALLY CASTRATED! my fav. line
i love these videos. they're so genius and random
777XsirenX666 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
AND IM NOT DONE YET!
logangee 3 years ago
And lol what's with the random wheelchair in the hallway part =x
St3reofide1ic 3 years ago 4
I love the random seizure type thing at the end
St3reofide1ic 3 years ago
quite possibly te greatest video on youtube....{applause}
eproductions2008 3 years ago 4
the first time I saw an informercial like this on tv, I watched over 10 minutes with my moth-open... I really couldnt believe they were serious :D
ultimateBakaNeko 3 years ago
LOL I've always hated those Oxi-Clean commercials! (I hope that that's what he's spoofing :P)
ZSonicMaster 3 years ago
What is he selling? 'Cos whatever the hell it is, his marketing approach must work, 'cos I really want some!
cormacdotcon 3 years ago
HA!
Now THATS funny.
Enshidia 3 years ago
-BAM!
-POW!
-YEAH!
shibbyguy101 3 years ago 7
Bahahahaha 1:00 (:.
-Haleyxx.
xoClarinetcp 3 years ago