Alarms (DOWNLOADS IN DESCRIPTION)

[kkwawa1311]

Cant tell.... dave2 or sollux2. BOTH! i need two phones

[VGgirl1000]

STRONG ALARM! XD

[Darkspotlolpants]

4LSOW 1 R333333444444LLLLLLYYYY W4NT 4 K4RK4T 4L4RM.

[Noacat]

Lil Cal waking me up would be the worst imaginable thing ever.

[Diamonandia]

Mom: Why are you up so early?

Me: Because Eridan said he made waffles!

[TheNoeky]

travos: i dont need a snose his voise is to cute

sollux 1:made me press 2n00z3

sollux 2: made me think about homework that i forgot

dave 1:he needs to say it twice

dave 2:wake up and start rapping instantly

lil cal: come on i got friggin scared bro i dont even want to go to bed anymore :C

eridan: i have no idea why but it makes my smile when i get up

btw WE NEED AN GAMZEE ALARMS BRO tHen We CaN ALl Be MoThErFuCkiNg HaPPy

[Darkspotlolpants]

YOU SHOULD DO 4 GAMZ33 4L4RM H33 H33, OR T3R3Z1 TH4T WOULD B3 PR1TTY COOL TOO >:]

[Goddess0Skella]

Oh. God. Lil Cal would kill me I'd never sleep again.

[MachoNachoSauce]

If I actually woke up to Eridan telling me he made wwaffles... <3 *swoon!*

[iSephi]

Morning sleepy head, I made waffles~! I heard it by my dick because it was in my pocket, I got fuckin' scared...

[ajlewis90w]

lil cal would never let me go to sleep again

[kittykittynyaanyaa]

TAVROSTAVROSTAVROSTAVROS ohdeargodyes.

[DerBrotKopf]

STRONG alarm!

...

I think I'll take Equius as my alarm...

[SugartheSpice]

Please make a Gamzee alarm? Please, I'm begging you. ;A;

[FreakyFabz]

Oh god cal D:

[yubelproject]

wa-u-a-wa-th-is-is-to-hard-wak­e up <---- Epic.

[Sasukesmine78]

If I had to wake up to Lil Cal.

Oh God.

[whippedawesomeness]

Oh my god

I just downloaded one of these then proceeded to watch the video and saw lil cal

I got creeped out so I paused it

Then I still heard creepy music I searched everything and could not find the source

then i realized

it was an ad for the download

[Umbreoncake]

My friend switched my alarm to the little cal...

Woke up screaming

[raray751]

...I WANT THEM ALL!!!!

[NekuXShiki1]

Lil Cal.

I just flipped my shit.

[Ms2Dlover]

OH HO HO HO HE HE HE!! x'(

[Ms2Dlover]

Eridan:HEY! GET UP! Me:ERIDAN...SHUT THE FUCK UP..NOWW. XD

[SuperNinachu]

STRONG ALARM. o-o!!

[blueberrymuffin36]

heh i would love the dave alarm c: cal alarm would make me piss myself awake :c strong alarm is funny :D

[wildxfirexrose]

0:17 WAFFLES! WHERE?!

[dacard27]

heart attack with Cal....

[T3R3Z1PYROP3FY34H]

1:50

I NEED THIS NOW.

[sorashower]

i cant down load any of his to my ringtone so i can wake up with dave 2

[mysterioso2006]

I seriously got shivers down my spine when bro said "Wake up."

;A;

[MsDancersProductions]

The Cal one will haunt me for life O_O

[VriskaSerket100]

d'awww i want the tavros one

[totaldramadanny]

could you pretty please do a karkat one :3

[shebug2]

Reactions-

Eridan: WWAFFLES!? WWHERE!?

Tavros: XD ASDFGHJKL Cute as always, bro.

Sollux: If he tells me to go back to sleep, I won't argue. =u=

Dave and Bro: That was an ironically cool way to wake up.

Lil' Cal: ...Uh... e.e ...Aaaaaahhhhhh... D': I nearly pissed myself. THT FUCKIN CREEPY.

Epuius: "STRONG ALARM." ALRIGHT, I'LL GET UP. Don't yell at me. >.>

[TruviaArt]

D--> STRONG ALARM!

Me: STRONG SNOOZE!

[lolkittycat2112]

me: mom im late for school

mom: why

me: because sollux told me to go back to sleep

[Bubblebunny1234]

Personally The Lil Cal one scares me....More then the Gamzee one I use for the morning's

[totaldramadanny]

@Bubblebunny1234

gamzee one? :O

[GoBobe]

Y U NO DO GAMZEE ALARMS?! ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

[darkrose834]

@GoBobe Honk honk.

[TheAnnio]

ringtones?

[powerpuffsmash01]

2nd Dave one

[Sasorislovery]

pleast do a karkat alarm and ringtone :D

[shoptilidrop1994]

I want the 2nd Dave alarm. <3

[HannaOsk96]

Tavros is best waking up ever

[iamnothannahcho]

Oh my god if Dave had the cal alarm.

That would be so effective.

Seriously.

He'd just hear cal laughing and slice his alarm in two.

(And maybe scream a little)

[Redkyokitty]

who does the voices?

[PeaceLoveTrumpet]

@Redkyokitty Octopimp:) Or as you might know him, MasterYorgi

[SayinWarriorCat]

I wake up with equius every day now ^^

[RebelHeartArtist]

Me in the morning - "OH MAW GOD, CAL'S GOING TO KILL MEH." *takes out handgun* BANG BANG BANG

[AkitaKey]

I swear if Cal's voice woke me up I'd probably throw my alarm clock across the room and then shoot it with a bazooka!

[xCooler777x]

STRONG ALARM!

[TieDyeDog1]

if there was a gamzee one i'd wake up terrorfied due to the "HONK!!!" noise probally

[megacpfan82]

I would love to wake up to Sollux's voice in the morning. . w .

[invadergarr]

Cal's reminded me of Lord Tourettes...

[qenismcgee]

STRONG ALARM

[JennyTHM]

Gamzee's alarm would be a frickin bull horn

[ExtremeZilla]

Cal.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK No

[superheroalfredjones]

HeY bRo I tHiNk YoU fOrGoT tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR :o)

[osweetie246]

CAL.

HOLY FUCK D:

never

NEVER

[PurplePandaPartay]

o_o

Cal scared me

[nintendstar128]

Octo, I will pay you money to wake up to your Jake voice in the morning.

[Lacklepock01]

MOAR

[RaintailxX0Eee]

STRONG ALARM

[S33ROFM1ND]

I wish for Roxy alarms/texts/ringtones. "OMG hyyeeee~! Tiem to geddup aldeary! *already*"

[papyrustree]

MOAR PLEZ

[beruchansgirl9696]

Sollux...

who's 'they'?

0_0

[XxXNomNomNommyXxX]

waking up to lil cal every morning is always a great thing to look forward to :I

[glaceon101able]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE CAL.

[SilverStarlight21]

Guys, I doubt there's a Gamzee because Gam wouldn't even be awake himself...

[mechaprime00]

aww ima get tav's

[RebeccaK93]

MAKE GAMZEE D<

[MsGleekified]

You should definitely do more. *nods*

[drekiei]

STRONGALARM

fuck

[xTsukiTsuki]

No Gamzee? D:

[lovelylilchick7]

omg lil cal....sent shivers down my spine while i was laughing...

[TadaKiba]

got STRONG TEXT, will now have STRONG ALARM. yeah

[tmckeown]

i want these alarms!...expect for the puppet...he freaks me out..-shivers-

[Bleach821]

cal's alarm goes off.

goes back to sleep and never wakes up again .__.

[GreyWolfHowl]

-dies laughing at Cal-

[BBcutie1]

OMG! Dave's Alarm! I could have sworn i had pants on.....

[PewPew4Yew]

Todays the first time I legitimately woke up on time today. Tav and Sol have some major reverse psychology skills <-<

[kaiyotheotaku]

how do i get it onto my phone?

[SexynojutsuKiba]

@kaiyotheotaku sd card or search it through your phone.

[DemonShadowWolf1]

i think having a gamzee alarm would be awesome :3... since i keep finding no waffles in my kitchen >:(

[msparks101]

STRONG alarm

[Vinceokeo096]

1:28

I...I don't want to wake up anymore ;-;

[shoptilidrop1994]

@Vinceokeo096 I don't want to sleep anymore!

[JustANobody100]

Personally I think Karkat's would be like

"WELL GOOD MORNING WORTHLESS FLESHBAG. IT'S TIME TO GET UP AND DO YOUR SHITTY ROUTINE. HAVE A HORRIBLE DAY."

[OtakuLovePro]

I have both of Dave's 3333

[ClaudiossexyAngel]

This needs Gamzee&Dirk alarms! Oh! And Karkat too!

[AmayaTas]

i want a gamzee alarm <3



[squirrelapocalypse]

@AmayaTas hey there

ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING AWAKE YET?

i think that you should

GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR BED

[XxCuppyCakeSparklexX]

I have Tavros's 2nd, and Sollux's 1st and 2nd xD <33, BEST ALARM EVER <3

[1BlueRozez1]

Only Sollux understands ;w;

[xFallingMoonx]

Sollux: "Yeah, go ahead and press snooze."

Me: "O...okay...good idea Sol..." /goes back to sleep

Lil Cal: "OAHOHOH EEHEHE WOOOOHOHOHO EEEE HEHEHE"

/flips the fuck out

[RtFaReAl]

@xFallingMoonx uuh, sOL,,,iS THAT YOU (NESSA R.)

[DoctorsAssisstant]

pLeAsE dO a GaMzEe OnE :o) hOnK

[beruchansgirl9696]

I'm gonna put the Dave one with Bro rapping on my phone

So I can go sleep over to my friend's house

(who by the way hates homestuck)

and turn it up full blast

and watch her freak out.

I'm doing it

Watch me.

[senpieloven]

the strong alarm would wake me up <3

[RtFaReAl]

Dave #1 ~

Me :* 5:30 am*

Dave: hey, I am only gonna say this once . . .Get up.

Me: *smirks* "oh is that right?" *presses snooze* "lets see in 10 minutes."

HAHAHAHA

[Multi9124]

STRONG ALARM.

[lucyha10]

I bet I'd last maybe a day before breaking my phone if I used the Lil Cal one. Dear god.

[ChocoboSasuke1]

calalarm o3o i'd wake to that ANYDAY....et alone not sleeping the night after, hurr XD

[caninefrenzy]

Sollux is all I need to wake up c:

[pinkwashere]

I want to use Equius's Alarm, but because my phone is T-mobile i don't know how to get the track on there. i wish i could figure out how, because nothing would make me happier than to wake up every morning to a STRONG ALARM!

[LepordGirlXD]

I play the Cal ones next to my sister in the morning. It freaks the fuck out of her LOL

[BlackWolfOfHell]

Lil Cal's laughter sounds like Lord Tourette from Dick Figures. o.o

[silverfan2k]

STRONG ALARM! XD

[askTHEmus]

Equius only needs one alarm... 'cause it's so strong.

[RebelWinterwolf]

..listening to these I imagine waking up in bed next to each of these characters and it ranges from hysterical to terrifying xD

[DemigodsRule1999]

I use the 2nd Sollux one :D

[AnarchyandHedonism]

I will never recover from the trauma of Cal's laughter waking me up. Every dream is a nightmare when it ends like that.

[GLUBBINGWWHALES]

OH MY GOSH IM USING THAT LAST CAL ONE

[ClaudiossexyAngel]

Lil Cal.....Kinda creepy.... But I want Sollux as my alarm! :3 or Tavros.

[boredomDX]

Equius is now going to be my alarm forever.

[MissMyNameIsEpic]

Blantent lies I found NO waffles in my kitchen... wait WERE DID YOU PUT MY WAFFLES

[dragongirl1501]

I wake up to the third Eridan alarm. I smell waffles. I shit my pants to find out it was just my mom.

[ImmTheMonster]

Cal scares me.

Like a lot.

[1800LL]

OH my GOG OH MY GOG DAVE

[SkyStormTheWolf]

This needs Gamzee

[epsilon127]

dave's second one omfg

[KingamongLlamas]

i could never stay mad at you, lil' cal; even if you do freak the crap outta me...

[gaarasgirlfriend1234]

dkjkfnekfvf Tav why you be so cute!

I would break my phone if Cal was my alarm....

[Kaachi13]

STRONG ALARM

*I died laughing*

[JimmiTeal]

Mmooorrr!!

Eh...

*More...

[MaskOfRain]

Jesus Lil Cal scared me. ; w;

[ichigo1angels]

I love this :D

[Dumswordman]

@ semajdragonrider

sup Roxy.

[semajdragonrider]

*love

[semajdragonrider]

Plz make more! I live these!!!!

[CrazyKillerNote]

STRONG ALARM

[Socotrine]

MORNING SLEEPYHEAAAAD I MADE WWAFFLEEEEEES

[ChairModeActivated]

We want KARKAT. D:

[Jh5kRadio]

Tavros is fucking rignt. Pressing Snooze never works.

[Meowmeow492]

STRONG ALARM!

[Lirille]

Lil' Cal TERRIFIED me.

[saturnveria]

I NEEEEEEEEED my Karkat!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!

[fdxfdxf]

I have one for every day of the week.

[YourFavoriteCancer]

This needs Gamzee.

[nintendstar128]

I would pay money to wake up to John Egbert's voice in the morning.

[Kamithefluffy]

I WANT A KARKAT ALARM

SO I CAN WAKE UP TO "WAKE UP FUCK ASS"

[saturnveria]

@Kamithefluffy ME TOO ME TOO!!!

[NikolinaMahira]

I would take the 3rd Eridan one, and have the joy of thinking that Eridan is downstairs making me waffles. That would surely get me out of bed.

[Wildclaw003]

@eeveefavor555

Seconded!

[eeveefaver555]

The cal one will scare the fuck out of me

[TehCrackersOnCrak]

I started crying when I heard the Cal alarms :C

[Eeveelutionluver]

I swear Cal's alarm is creepy as hell, and there needs to be a Karkat and gamzee one. I can just imagine, 5am and my cell phone going off screaming "GET UP FUCKASS"

[saturnveria]

@Eeveelutionluver That....would be the best. fucking. alarm. ever........fuckass~ :D

[RtFaReAl]

@Eeveelutionluver YESH!!!

[RtFaReAl]

@Eeveelutionluver And Gamzee saying "Come on mother fucker wake up!" Or "wake up HOOONK!"

[Eeveelutionluver]

@RtFaReAl or just "HOOOOOOONK" xD

[LoveorSomethinLikeIt]

@Eeveelutionluver PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE THE KARKAT ONE.

[TheCrazedSkittles]

@Eeveelutionluver Or even.. HONK honk HONK honk HONK honk HONK. :oD

[CatchingElectricCity]

I REQUEST A GAMZEE ALARM.

[ChibiTigerFly]

THANK YOU SOLLUX

[ShuKittychan]

If that puppet would wake me up i would scream and fucking kill it, i would kill it dead!

[dragonera9]

@ShuKittychan But you'll be awake, right? :D

[ShuKittychan]

@dragonera9 Yes....

[cookielover120]

My sister made the first Lil Cal our alarm at 5:30 IN THE MORNING SO IM SCARED

[NickVsTobin]

That Lil Cal one..... It's like waking up into a nightmare........

[Kizame777]

this is lacking gamzee/sober gamzee

who wouldn't wake up from the fright of sober gamzee next to your bed

[xDarKestNightz]

oh stfu cal !!! >:C

[pyromanicmind]

...I don't have a phone to put this on. So I just downloaded a BUNCH of them on my ipod and just listen to them whenever!

[CircDeAutreLunae]

I was totally expecting a Gamzee one thrown in there...Damn. XDD

[MissiCupcake553]

If the Lil' Cal one went of in my room I'd bolt out of bed and run for the door.

[Beier135]

the dave and bro beatboxing alarm went off in my class...my teacher didnt keep the phone because she reads homestuck : D

[TheFoxSummoner]

@Beier135 how did you download it on your phone?

[brittygirlnc]

@Beier135 LUCKY

[santoys98]

@Beier135 your teacher is amazing :(

[TheArat123]

@Beier135 Omg LUCKY