Obama Axes Plan To Build Tank In Shape Of Dragon (News satire from The Onion)

[natlissa]

Obama's terrified of dragons

[stoltobot]

all-seeing eye lol

[marlesimms]

0:51 such a majestic simulation!

[MyChemicalBromance]

The Manhattan Project did last about five years lol.

[Digidot1992]

i was so confused by the optional commercial i accidentally ended up watching it...

[OddmusicNmore]

was that ad real or?

[blindthrall]

But the Eye keeps our orc marines from disintegrating, or something.

[Fredfredbug4]

It was canceled because the CIA found out that the next Dovahkiin was born in Iran.

[tylernicoh13]

Sounds legit.



[nw5111]

If only this was real... at least we have Robosaurus

[TheGrasshugger]

An all seeing eye on top of the Washington Monument?

I don't see one behind that guy

[TheWatzitooya]

I love how the Washington monument is in the background behind the guy supporting the dragon tank, and I can't see the all-seeing-eye...

[executeorder666]

It's the Dragon Tank, ripped from Chrono Trigger.

[VideoGAMEANDWATCH]

LANDMASTER!

[AdmiralBetas]

@VideoGAMEANDWATCH We could've had fun in this thing :(

[brenvandover]

Will US Army train little mermaids or not? :/

[launger]

lol these are actually all good

[scottg4520]

We gonna wait till it gets dark, then we gonna bring out our dragons.

[etzel33]

i miss Clifford Baines

[skeilak]

Flying Dragon Tank !

And I thought the twin Harley-Davidson Laser Chariot was cool..!

America! Fuck Yeah!!!

[Islandboyy02]

@skeilak You guys are so Dilusional... I think the Interrogation Minatour was the best idea ever!!!

[skeilak]

@Islandboyy02

I believe you're the one who's delusional.

The use of mythical beasts for interrogation is ridiculously expensive, and dangerous.

In my day, a burly man with a hot iron loosened many a witch's tongue, and I see no reason why that wouldn't work just as well on today's terrorists.

[Islandboyy02]

@skeilak You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! You need to get your facts STRAIGHT!! A Buryly Man? PLEASE!! It's that type of mentality that the elite lobbyists count on to keep PIXIE DUST illegal in MOST states in the united empire of NARNIA ... Obama just shot himself in the foot by axing the plan. I hope U can still say "Fuck Yeah" when the Robot mutant vampire fruit bats invade Y'all's asses!

[Islandboyy02]

@skeilak .... OH! And the healthcare bill? Frikkin MERMAIDS still AREN'T COVERED BY YOUR "PRECIOUS" HEALTHCARE!!!

[soapbox187]

oh man! I actually googled 500 days of summer to see if it was a real movie or just another one of the clever broadcasts hahaha wow ONN has sucked me in :P

[Agatahnai]

It costs a lot to maintain, but...it sees all.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

Hahahaha I love the simulations.

[Menn0knight]

"Was the Atomic Bomb, or Karate developed in 5 years?"

[thatlittleweirdkid]

I thumbed for "anal girl" in the ad

[TurMoiL911]

If the Dragon Tank isn't built, the terrorists win.

[zellmer]

They made the onion take down the video from their page because it was 100% REAL and leaked. We can't let "them" or "those types" know what's coming until they hear the rock music and dragons roar!

[A135S4656]

You stole this from TheOnion..

This is a very believable one because People these days, *pfft*

[ClydeLayson]

Where can i download this video from?

[munster2012]

@ClydeLayson : keepvid[dot]com

[Axioanarchist]

Some kid with a sword would just come along and destroy it anyway :P

[marimbadearco]

MALCOLM BELIEVES EVERY WORD OF THIS!!

[HallBoss3]

very real

[bugsilocs]

is this real?

[FEDERARE]

yes

[KalasReid]

@bugsilocs No its made by the onion look them up, this guy just jacked up their video

[kelborn24]

the onion removed this video..... ffs

[dmanschaumbizzie]

yes

[tristanistheking3]

This videos freakin hiliril lol lol lol lol lllllllllllooooooooooooollllll­lllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!