How to pee, standing up

[iwearleatherjackets1]

U have to fold your foreskin back, but then again this is just a joke (a stupid one) -__- lol

[Avadakedavra989]

Lol

[StaxzofBill]

penis

[PutAnEpicNameHere]

WTF??

[TheNevFilms]

Lol why does it only have a hundred thousand views

[parkourDrew4745619]

Thank you! I finaly know! Yay!

[AnalogueAbsynth]

why is there a shit stain on the tiles?

[moskyist]

i drenge er danske ikk

[MDMart]

@moskyist yes

[quacka101]

good greif...



[TayyRoxs]

at 2:21 PLEASE tell me that was his hand ;)

[MDMart]

@TayyRoxs That was his hand

[TayyRoxs]

@MDMart hahah thanks :D

[moskyist]

@TayyRoxs wow.i er altså sjove

[ilovekanamesama111]

I wish I could see his peenus):

[Geoman2247]

Lol

[StarlightMiranda]

lol I didn't know peeing standing up was so complicated

[MDMart]

@StarlightMiranda oh it's an art

[TheeAssViolator]

I like you

[jazzyjaz012345]

Do u put the seat back up..,?

[MDMart]

@jazzyjaz012345 The seat is already up!!? If you meant to say "down", then no. Why should a guy have to put the seat back down? It's not like the girls ever put the seat back up after they're done

[Banne222]

I like sausages

[dokidoki519]

if guys don't use toilet paper then what happens when they need to to take a shit...

[MDMart]

@dokidoki519 That's,,, not the same thing. That's like saying "if you don't need to use af spoon when you eat dinner, how do you then eat icecream?"

[coreyisme21]

another good method how not to pee on your shirt is to take it off

[MDMart]

@coreyisme21 deleted scene. Took it out 'cause it wansn't funny enough

[ScreaminGreenMachine]

I've had issues doing this for so long! I must say thank you for this informative video. Now I can pee standing up like a champ!

[TheKenny951]

Is that a shit on the wall at 0:30 (rofl) :D

[d1234583]

he missed tha toilet completly! YAY! Great job!

[JokerBomb777]

Phenomenal 

[MDMart]

@JokerBomb777 This is my favourite comment

[blackburry12]

Thumbs Up If You Searched Up Pee. :P xD

[hardyboyztoextreme]

ah fuck i think i did it wrong =/ you think you can sell easy reading instruction books like lego

[SweetlySammie]

wow i must be really bored.

[Soccermoose1972]

I just use a hole in the ground , haha LOL JKJK

[iluvsquirlles]

wow that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[iLikeFoodButImNotFat]

thumbs up if you typed in 'pee'

[Deviouswashere]

I use a hole in the wood lol

[12345howard12345]

lolpeeboy

[J90JAM]

What if you've got wood?

[MDMart]

@J90JAM Go into the woods

[BrutalNightmares]

@MDMart ROFLOLOL.. nice one xD *hi-five*

[theowningbeastismyGT]

@Penisbelch you would want thay perve

[Penisbelch]

Can u show ur penis plz

[TheTalkingegg]

U r funny

[ThomasNoeZ]

ＴＨＩＳ　ＶＩＤＥＯ　ＭＡＤＥ　ＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＮ

[jangsters101]

i forgot the song what is it please respond

[MDMart]

@jangsters101 Well it's in the credits, but yea. It's Beethoven's "Für Elise"

[jimmjimm6699]

this always fucking happenes to me lol

[arachnid45]

man that guy has a lot of pee

[rhinogek]

My shirt gets caught on my dick

[pinkshadows7]

you're weird, weirdo

[nazi4444]

thumbs up if you got bored

[MDMart]

@nazi4444 I thumbed up

[111yassy]

lol

[mandylou00]

how do guys really hold there shirts upp ?? haha :D

[mattvsjohnny]

Thnx I've always peed sitting down this was so helpful.....;) ya rite

[DogsProductionsFilms]

dang it! i forgot the step to check to see if i was a boy! dang it!

[chessboy12]

u much not have a life

[VivaLaMente]

Lol. I failed at step one

I don't even know how I got here xD

[ajoseph925]

I have to pee now lol

[MDMart]

@TehEPICD00D You can call it Mr Billybob if you want, but 0:33 is Mr FunnyBoy

[st008cheng555]

thank for teach me how to pee

[huyup123456]

XD Penises are so cool! I want one!

[BabyCherry323]

was that really pee ..?

[MDMart]

@BabyCherry323 yellow painted water, shot out from a shampoo bottle

[checkfoldcallraise]

you know you're bored when you type "how to pee" in the search box :P nonetheless this video will open a new chapter in my life as i prepare to embark on a journey, to pee more harmoniously and gracefully into the porcelain depths of the unknown whilst building ones self in a way that requires a personal standing ovation. until then thank you and goodnight. may all your pee land peacefully in the cool oasis we all humbly know as the toilet.

[Sasukeisthebest100]

I need to pee now

[1997phoenix]

Do most ppl shake it?

[MDMart]

@1997phoenix yes, most guys anyway

[simin2468]

Lol

[Megablue619]

Oh My God... MY whole life I didn't know if I had to wash my hands or put up the tiolet seat the whole time.

[cody321456789]

i bet the guy shooting this had such a boner fagots

[yuito1009]

面白い　トイレ汚さないようにね。　座って放尿するのが無難だな。

[Megablue619]

@yuito1009 In english plz lol

[MrViele83]

put thumbs up if u searched pee

[cherrychapstikkXD]

tinky winky ;)

[MrChronos1]

hey thanks i didnt know if i was doing it right. you know i hear tucking it under your armpit works too

[MDMart]

@MrChronos1 well, that's kinda like the second scenario, but instead of leaving a wet spot of spit near mister bang-a-lot, you'll leave a wet spot of sweat instead, and sweat stains more

[IweeONmyself]

what a waste of the golden nectar.

[mnm123p]

why did you make this video? for fun or are you actually trying to teach people how to pee?

[MDMart]

@mnm123p to teach people how to swim and drive at the same time.

[PantyLuck]

I have but a few things to say....

-This was way more useful than expected

-Why do all ''mentally challenged'' pull thier pants all the way down when peeing?

-Mr Sausage.....?

[Manceinion]

Guys should use toilet paper. Sprinkling piss all over the bathroom is disgusting.

[MDMart]

@Manceinion but,, but,, step five clearly states that there should be used no toilet paper, so that's what I'm gonna do,, or,, not do

[Manceinion]

@MDMart

Mop the floor when you've finished. =D

[halldor7913]

haha funny

[vicman7usa]

"grab Mr. Sluttage and start shaking the hell out of it*

lol

[ShelBeccah]

Wow

[donthogtheremote]

i was just thinking to myself the other day...you know...what Youtube needs more than anything else..is an instructional video on how to take a leak...with Fur Elise playing in the background...imagine my surprise when i finally found one!!!

[MDMart]

@donthogtheremote well, here's the truth. My friend and I made this timemachine, and so I already know that, cause I overheard you guys talking about it, aaand so I want back in time and made this vid, just for you :D

No, seriously, that sounds like a pretty cool,, finding/experience

[TravieWG]

LOL I was mostly laughing than focusing on how to pee

[JoNuXxX1113]

OMFG THX NOW I HAVE TO GO

[jumba6]

EPIC!

[kakaroto214]

very funny

[jazzdancer62]

This video is so wrong in so many ways I don't know where to start.

[chinajiangxi]

the nararator talks gay

[vicman7usa]

lol

SHAKING THE HELL OUT OF IT

[katbx1331]

I can't get past step one because...I'm a girl =(

[MDMart]

@katbx1331 well look at it this way, considerable less guys would want you, if you COULD get passed the first step, despite being a girl

[katbx1331]

@MDMart thanks for making me feel better =D lol

[Quakers9745]

check if your a boy! LOL

[superdogi]

i loved him and his mr sosage i would suck it for him right after he pees

[MDMart]

@superdogi I sure hope you're a girl!!!

[chinajiangxi]

@superdogi r u a guy??????

[nskaile]

thank you, thank you for teaching me how to pee.

[rs4life2009]

@nskaile standing up

[bluethunderfan4588]

that was funny a target ready to fire lolololol

[TMundo]

actually, women can pee standing up, it's a technique that must be learned and practiced, but from what I've read, it's do-able.

[helixbeam321]

wait, so the people on the screen, the main character was the maker of this?or just actors?

[MDMart]

The incredible hansom guy on the screen is me, the creater, editor, writer etc.

The other guy's my brother

[lolcatsrule45]

why dont you just take the shirt OFF!DUH!

[MDMart]

Actually, that's a deleted scene, but it wasn't funny so I cut it out

[taylorhottner]

think i care? why didn't you just take off the shirt, AND the pants, AND the underwear? now that's what i wanted.

[MDMart]

think that's redtube you're in need for, my dear

[helixbeam321]

eww, aiming pee in he toilet

[PaytonLO1994]

i think u need a penile exam :P

[RATH3RUNIQUE]

lmao

[spacemanmad]

LMFAO

[Zetorux]

This video changed my life

[xxunrealdudexx]

Take out Mr. Sausage and shake the hell out of it LMFAO

[albinomoose92]

epic

[1146838]

lol

[mrMcmutter]

You should have tried U-R-IN-Control.

[achiko464]

WAY TO PEE?!

[wuuhimcool]

hahaha

[TheBelch1234]

please! i know a girl shes hot and just your type

[PaytonLO1994]

i wanna see his penis too :D

[TheBelch1234]

take a pic of your penis and send it to my page

[MDMart]

I'd rather not

[PaytonLO1994]

why

[RapIsTheRealShit]

gay

[alexbyehi]

HAha!

[12345larrison]

Thank you so much, you've been a real help! Since this video ive never had trouble peeing again! (My favorite way is to put the shirt over my head its a great way to pee)!

[bick146]

tehe.....

[FancyKid101]

You grab mr sausage and shake the hell out of it XD

[arodnap666]

... i really hope GUYS wash there HANDS!!

[bjelackujo]

THAT IS GROSSER

[rosysocer8]

******BARFS********* gross!

[MDMart]

No no no, got it all wrong. You're not supposed to barf, you're supposed to pee

[2pac4life400]

lol

[kittycat1299]

lol

[XOSiren18XO]

lmao

[rosysocer8]

wow! nice acting

[awesomenessofrandom]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehe Mr sausage um nice nickname for your penis

[TechyWatcher]

LOL

[awesomenessofrandom]

teehee mr dingdong and r u gay or something

[FancyKid101]

lol this is grose

[fixitjamie]

LMFAO.. some of the descriptions of "Mr. Sausage" in the comments are FUNNY as hell...

[RagnarokGears]

SOMEONE SMEARED SHIT ON THE WALL

[MDMart]

Nah that's just some ugly painted tiles we had back then (supposed to look like seegrass or something)

[XOSiren18XO]

meh dont listen to those who say its gross its 

funny

[italy598]

I can aim better than you and I have a vagina.

[MDMart]

Hope you're not a guy then

[italy598]

lol obviously XD hence the vagina part

[mmhh14]

lolz!!!!!!!! italy 598 lolz true that true that!

[JthulhuOne]

i just take all my clothes ofcompletely

[MSNGproductions]

PERVERT WHY DID U POST THIS!?!??

[MDMart]

Feeling kinda like asking you why you searched for, and watched it!

[NepalmyPride]

there's nothing wrong sharing ideas about how to pee properly. that's how human beings learn.

[charmed30000]

Why do you see this theeeee

[Kaneknife]

or you could just hold the t-shirt with one hand and hold mr smiley with the other. or, hold ur shirt with both and not grab ur dick as long as your aim is sure. duh [:

[MDMart]

One hand to hold and aim (mr. DingDong can go all wild if you don't controle him). And one hand to keep the pants from crushes Santa's gift-sack

[NepalmyPride]

I don't have the problem, my t-shirt getting in the way. The problem I usually have is, when I think I've finished peeing and shake my lil. brother, pee still comes but in interval and it frustrates me. That's why many times my underwear gets wet.

[MDMart]

Well, if that's the case, then don't bother going to the restroom, just stay where you are. I mean, you'll get piss in your underwear anyhow

[originosity]

What the fuck is this shit?

Oh, and I'm a dumbass and that's the reason I'm posting on Youtube. Somebody kill me please because I'm a fucking idiotic moron who can't complete a single sentence. Fuck all you idiots.

[ericsbuds]

lol,too fuckin funny

[Aaronthereal1]

This is the story of my life

[Tahaila]

There we go, thanks for instruction on how to get it right ;)

[TylerTR4G3DY]

and remember

if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

[vzlegend]

hahah lol i was tryin to find a comment like this

[MDMart]

I know, but YouTube wouldn't let me upload a vid about that, unfortunetely

[CounterNerd]

i use toilet paper,just pull over the foreskin and then wipe :D and voila! DRY PENIS!

[christo930]

In an effort to keep the bright lights of the my bathroom out of my eyes for those 3 in the morning pisses, I would pee with the lights off. of course, that made sitting down while peeing a necessity. So now, when I am home, I almost always pee sitting down. When I go out, it's stand-up all the way.

[duhokdaddyy]

Well then..

[flyestdude18]

man when i pee it come out to slow im lyk come on hurry up lol

[MDMart]

Don't stand several feet from the toilet, just stand right in front of it, and make sure to dange el bandito from straight above the bowl. That oughta solve the problem