Dear diary, Today was a great day, The raves from my latest movie are coming in, Three in a row, now thats a hat trick, A masterpiece, any one that you pick I think I'll take a drive down the highway, In my hot red Porshe Damn, life can't get more keen, Adios, diary James Dean
OK... Please don't hate me! (That was my impression of a nervous Stephen Lynch) Dear Diary, My life's frought with "Danger" And yet I have the greatest job on Earth I travel the globe, spreading my message Of what our gorgeous wildlife is worth I'm going diving and I'll take some pictures Their quality will be sharp, I know I feel it in my heart Love, yer Mate, Steve-o! I... um.... couldn't think of a good rhyme for "Irwin". For the record, I cried on Sept 4, 2006!
Why is it that when he asked, "What is a seven-letter word for bludgeoning," I am the only person who seems to have immediately screamed out loud (and I did), "SMACKED!"
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Christopher reeve became such a retardo after he contracted crippleitus.
Counterbrilliance 8 months ago
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Counterbrilliance 8 months ago
"The Ballad Of Jai Alai" would OWN ALL...
jerzeefranky3475 11 months ago
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GarretSchuelke 1 year ago
M99w520 1 year ago
Am I hearing THE Greg Proops from Whose line in there?
RadBal2 1 year ago 7
@RadBal2 Yes! :)
CreepingDeath007 1 year ago
dear diary,
today was a great day,
tossed around a ball and
hung out with friends,
i think i'll go home see my wife,
i'm sure its me she's missin',
life is good, OJ Simpson
hdeath123 2 years ago
I saw the 2nd Dear Diary entry coming... lol
ssptg 2 years ago
Why is it that when he asked, "What is a seven-letter word for bludgeoning," I am the only person who seems to have immediately screamed out loud (and I did), "SMACKED!"
XcD
CR4TES 2 years ago
2:04... he looks mental !
tyu198 3 years ago 2
Good stuff.
DaveO15 3 years ago
Christopher Reeve...gold
Bgoff27 3 years ago 8